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[4:01:45 AM] Zora Sexbang: *Reva recieves a message, it's weirdly capitalized and you get the feeling you're lucky it's not autocorrected*
"Oh God Help me he's Naked I can't handle This"
[4:02:20 AM] Spice Loaf: Reva: "First you grasp it by the shaft and slowly stroke to the tip"
[4:03:42 AM] Zora Sexbang: "Reva please he's doing this fire dance thing and you didn't tell me they wobble"
[4:04:12 AM] Spice Loaf: "Oh shit he actually doing it?"
[4:04:33 AM] Zora Sexbang: "He's actually doing it there's video help me he's hot"
[4:05:25 AM] Spice Loaf: "Okay okay this is what you do. You wait until you are home. Then to kick out his legs, pin him and ride him until he has rug burn"
[4:05:40 AM] Zora Sexbang: "This is a good plan."
[4:06:06 AM] Zora Sexbang: ((this is the part where i realize she probably had to actually call since she can't read