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- Hello new friend. My name is Ditzy.
- The words you hear are on the Fritzy.
- I say I said my name is Ditzy.
- And I've been...
- Very Derpy.
- The story I'm about to tell
- I tell you I will tell it well
- Is of my dear good friend, Apple J
- And just how I've been...
- Deeerrrpyyy.
- Voilà! the farm. My friend lives here.
- With precious pup and brother dear.
- My heart beat fast as I drew near.
- I felt so nice...
- and Deeerrrpyyy.
- I thought just how excited they
- Must be that I would come today.
- They'd shout, "Come Ditzy! Huzzah! Hoo-ray!
- My dear boy, you look so...
- Deeerrrpyyy."
- That's when my tired eyes beheld
- A doggy dog! Like dog she smelled.
- D-O-G is what he spelled.
- And that's how I spell...
- Deeerrrpyyy.
- Alone was I, with tender Winona.
- And all her fur, her fur is thar,
- Which, I say, did push me far
- to be quite...
- Deeerrrpyyy.
- It was a day I'll not forget;
- The day I first met my pet.
- Oh, what a lovely gift to get.
- I'd never felt so...
- Deeerrrpyyy.
- My fuzzy friend is what she was.
- This darling little ball of fuzz.
- And, oh, such fuzz, such fuzz, it does
- Demand that I be...
- Deeerrrpyyy.
- She looked at me, her fetching eyes,
- And fetching fur did hypnotize,
- I filled with joy, I filled with sighs;
- And that was when I got...
- Deeerrrpyyy.
- Her dripping hair, this droopy mane,
- Unfolds sweet memories of a whining pain.
- With tresses oh, they twist and twain.
- And tempt me to be...
- Deeerrrpyyy.
- Rarity, that mare was named;
- And her fair quaff , a mane so tamed;
- Until one evening, I'm ashamed,
- I got a little...
- Deeerrrpyyy.
- The look upon my friend’s dear face
- Was sweet as lace!
- But in this case, I realized she
- Needed space.
- I never more was Deeerrrpyyy.
- Well... maybe not never.
- Dear Win, your fur and fleece remind
- Of nothing found in p0nykind.
- But for one stallion, who did find
- Me, to be in a certain mood.
- Into my shop he walked one day,
- With bush above, and beard bouquet.
- "He wants no cupcake," I prayed, "No way."
- I could help but be... You know...
- I'd never seen such hair before!
- His bangs, they sang! His neck, it beckoned!
- Eyebrows, hoof heels, all were reckoned!
- Soon, I figured, what the heck!
- And that's how I was...
- Deeerrrpyyy.
- Then my landlords did presume
- To free me from that porcelain tomb,
- And ferry to a private room,
- Your hero, ever dotty.
- Goodbye, dear friend. I'll miss your farm.
- And Big Mac's ebullient charm.
- And farewell Winona; what's the harm,
- If I was slightly...
- Deeerrrpyyy.
- With Love, Ditzy.
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