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  1. [Each unique voice has a different tag, to indicate who sings what]
  2. [There's 6 voices in total: # is Hookhands, * is the ugly guy, + and % are background, ]
  3. [= is Rapunzel and ° is Flynn.]
  4.  
  5. > I've had a great idea for a game once. #
  6.  
  7. I'm talentless, daft and lazy [talentless pronounced like relentless] #
  8. 
My complaints are really crazy #
  9. 
And in Blender, my skills are rather minor #
  10.  
  11. 

But despite my bigotry
 #
  12. And the fact I don’t know C
 #
  13. I've always yearned to be a game designer #
  14.  
  15. 

Can't you see me on Kotaku getting praises #
  16. 
Rummagin’ the Twitters for my name? #
  17.  
  18. 

Yep, I'd rather receive screams #
  19. 
For my games with edgy themes #
  20. > You suck! °
  21. > Thank You! #
  22. 'cause I've got a great idea for a good game #
  23.  
  24. 

He’s got a game
 +*%
  25. He’s got a game
 +*%
  26. Even though gameplay is not for what I aim

 #
  27.  
  28. Though I do hate nerds and gamers
 #
  29. All I want to be is famous #
  30. 
Like everybody else, I've got a game #
  31.  
  32. La la la la la la la la la la la la la #+*%
  33.  
  34. 

I have never touched a console
 *
  35. And my ideals are something I stole *
  36. 
And let's not even mention my agenda *
  37.  
  38. 

But despite my strict rejection *
  39. 
to learn arrays and collections *
  40. 
I wanna make a game ‘bout my fake gender *
  41.  
  42. 

Can't you see me with a big fat pile of money *
  43. 
Beggin’ for donations without shame

 *
  44.  
  45. Though I have awful opinions *
  46. 
My fans shall act as minions *
  47. 
I just need someone else to make my game *
  48.  
  49. 

I've got a game
 *
  50. (Xe's got a game) #+%
  51. 
I've got a game *
  52. 
(Xe's got a game) #+%
  53. 
And I know one day I’ll get my chance for fame

 *
  54.  
  55. You could spend your money smarter *
  56. 
But hey look, it’s my kickstarter!
 *
  57. Like everybody else, I've got a game

 *
  58.  
  59. Ike would like make a game bout headmates #
  60. 
Flora does half-assed CYOAs +
  61. 
Ray is into gays, *
  62. Ruby's game sucks anyways
 %
  63. Felix tweets, Hugo writes, Milla has the whitest knights
 #*%
  64. And Violet comes up with bad looking 8-bit sprites
 +
  65.  
  66. > What about you? #
  67. > I’m sorry, me? °
  68. > What’s your idea for a game? *
  69. > No, no, no no. Sorry guys, I just shitpost. °
  70.  
  71. 
I have some plans on my own
 °
  72. Just much less overblown °
  73. 
They mainly just need to be entertaining °
  74.  
  75. 

With some bad guys there to shoot
 °
  76. And great visuals to boot
 °
  77. And single player that is worth campaigning °
  78.  
  79. 

I've got a game
 =
  80. (She's got a game) #
  81. 
I've got a game
 =
  82. 
(She's got a game) #
  83. How bout a game where every level is the same
 =
  84. 
>Yeah

! #+*%
  85.  
  86. It portrays my great depression

 =
  87. Disagree, I’ll shout "Oppression!
"
 =
  88. Like all you work-shy hacks, I've got a game
 =
  89. 

She's got a game

 #+*%
  90. He's got a game

 #+*%
  91. Xe’s got a game

 #+*%
  92. We've got a game

 #+*%
  93. And any opposition we shall flame #+*%
  94. 
We need acclaim #+*%=
  95.  
  96. 

Call us inept
 *
  97. cons
 +
  98. unnerving #
  99. 
And grotesquely undeserving %
  100. 
'Cause we’ll have great success with our game #+*%
  101.  
  102. 

I've got a game
 #
  103. I've got a game +
  104. 
I've got a game *
  105. 
I've got a game
 %
  106. I've got a game
 =
  107. I've got a game

 #+*%=
  108.  
  109. Yes, I need someone right now to make my game #+*%=
  110.  
  111. 
Yeah! #+*%
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