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KSG never changes.

Feb 23rd, 2014
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  1. KSG. KSG never changes.
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  3. The Romans waged war to gather slaves and wealth. Spain built an empire from its lust for gold and territory. Hitler shaped a battered Germany into an economic superpower.
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  5. But KSG never changes.
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  7. In the 21st century, KSG was still waged over the topics that could be posted. Only this time, the spoils of war were also its weapons: Shitposting and Bait. For these resources, /salty/ would invade KSG, the /vng/ would annex /salty/, and the KSG would dissolve into quarreling, bickering people, bent on being correct on the internet.
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  9. In 2014, the storm of shitposting had come again. In two brief months, most of the thread was reduced to cinders. And from the ashes of shitty devastation, a new civilization would struggle to arise.
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  11. A few were able to reach the relative safety of the Steam Chats. Your family was part of that group that entered Chat Thirteen. Imprisoned safely behind the Steam Community, under a mountain of shit, a generation has lived without knowledge of the previous threads.
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  13. Life in the KSG is about to change.
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