Off the coast of Paleto-o
Playing online with my bro-os
We’re defending a yacht-a
Then the server it stutters
And I’m playing by myself

They’ve all gone offline
Cos Rockstar’s servers ain’t too fine
And it’s peer-to-peer which means there’s always the fear
That I’ll be playing by myself

Oh oh playing by myself
Oh oh playing by myself
Well this isn’t too great
But guess I can sell some crates
Because I’m playing by myself

There’s no-one else online
No crews, events or heists
And this empty lobby leaves me doubting my hobby
Cos I’m playing by myself

So let’s hunt another head
Cos there’s a lower chance I’ll end up dead
Might as well make the best, since they kicked all the rest
And now I’m playing by myself

Oh oh playing by myself
Oh oh playing by myself
Well this isn’t that great
I’ve made a million on crates
Because I’m playing by myself

There’s no-one else online
No crews, events or heists
And this empty lobby leaves me doubting my hobby
Cos I’m playing by myself

So let’s see another sight
In this cold and lonely night
Might as well make the best, since they kicked all the rest
And now I’m playing by myself

Oh oh playing by myself
Oh oh playing by myself
Rockstar fix your servers this is fucking murder
Rockstar fix your servers this is fucking murder
Rockstar fix your servers this is fucking murder
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh playing by myself
Oh oh playing by myself
Crate, crate, crate, crate [etc]