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- >Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to provide maximum pleasure
- >Women are not
- >Dolphins secrete a substance that allows you to continuously ejaculate as long as your dick remains inside the vagina
- >Women do not
- >Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships
- >Women can, and most enjoy doing it
- >Dolphins do not mind if you fuck another dolphin
- >A woman will flip out if you fuck another woman
- >Dolphins don't mind if you cum inside. They won't force you to pay child support for 18 years like a woman. You can't even get them pregnant
- >Dolphins won't leave you for another dolphin with more money. Dolphins do not have a system of currency and are not consumer whores like women
- >If you are the submissive type, dolphins can be aggressive, and far more convincingly aggressive, not like a bimbo bitch who doesn't scare anyone
- >Dolphins do not expect you to spend exorbitant amounts of money on them
- >Dolphins give up easily
- >Dolphins do not demand more rights than men simply for having a vagina
- >Dolphins do not organize shitty feminist parades
- >You can swim and play with a dolphin in the ocean
- >Dolphins are more intelligent than women
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