POKEMON (GO) THEME/GOTTA HATCH 'EM ALL

I wanna be a normie pest
Like I just never was
To catch them is still my test
And I never moved on

Through fields and cities I will dart
Burning calories
Least it's genwun, so that's a start
Now where is my eevee?

POKEMON (GOTTA HATCH 'EM ALL), IT'S FUCKING LAME
THE SERVERS ARE DOWN AGAIN
POKEMON!
OH, YOU'RE NOT THE SAME
AND THIS "GO"'S JUST NOT A GAME
POKEMON (GOTTA HATCH 'EM ALL), LOOK LIKE A LOON
IT'S JUST UNTIL SUN AND MOON
FUCK TEAM MYSTIC THEY'RE ALL GOONS
POKEMON (GOTTA HATCH 'EM ALL)
GOTTA HATCH 'EM ALL!
YEAH

Every gym that's along the way
Team Instinct they will camp
I've been out on the streets for days
It looks like I'm a tramp

Come on egg, the time is right,
Please don't bullshit me
Don't want onyx or omanyte
I want a dratini

POKEMON (GOTTA HATCH 'EM ALL), IT'S FUCKING LAME
THE SERVERS ARE DOWN AGAIN
POKEMON!
OH, YOU'RE NOT THE SAME
AND THIS "GO"'S JUST NOT A GAME
POKEMON (GOTTA HATCH 'EM ALL), MADE BY FUCKING JEWS
THERE'S MICRO TRANSACTIONS TOO
TEAM VALOR'S LIT-RALLY WHO'S
POKEMON (GOTTA HATCH 'EM ALL)
GOTTA HATCH 'EM ALL

GOTTA HATCH 'EM ALL

GOTTA HATCH 'EM ALL

GOTTA HATCH 'EM ALL!
YEAH

(interlude)

Guess I'll go talk to that qt
Hey baby how about you let me kakuna those ratattas?
Boyfriend? Well yeah but...
Fuck you Niantic

(interlude ends)

POKEMON (GOTTA HATCH 'EM ALL), IT'S FUCKING LAME
THE SERVERS ARE DOWN AGAIN
POKEMON!
OH, YOU'RE NOT THE SAME
AND THIS "GO"'S JUST NOT A GAME
POKEMON (GOTTA HATCH 'EM ALL), I GUESS I KNEW
IT'S ALL FOR THE REVENUE
CAUGHT 'EM ALL GIVE ME GEN 2
POKEMON (GOTTA HATCH 'EM ALL)
GOTTA HATCH 'EM ALL!
POKEMON