FCC Net Neutrality Filing

Dear FCC employees in charge of Net Neutrality,

	In twenty years, after Net Neutrality has been corpsefucked by Murdock and co. because you shit-gargling smegmastains don’t care about anything except money, and we’re all playing Assassin’s Call of Battleduty Eighteen: The Americaning of America (sponsored by Brawndo (It’s Got What Plants Crave!)) while watching an endless loop of “Duck Dynasty With the Kardashians” on the one available television channel our megaconglomerate entertainment overlord allows us to have, I hope that every single racist, inbred, oxygen wasting piece of trailertrash fuckery who thinks yelling “f****t n****r” at the top of their lungs through a 1 mbit up connection is the equivalent to penning Gibbon’s The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire because they have no idea the universe is bigger than the cat feces encrusted hovel they call a mansion (thanks to your idiotic throttling of the flow of data so a few ultra rich people can get even richer), gets a chance to stick their withered and scabrous genitalia directly into your face and spray hot urine square into your eyeballs while fingerblasting your mother with a rusted railroad spike.

Sincerely,
	Go Fuck Yourselves You Traitors to the Arts, Free Speech, and Basic Human Dignity

p.s. Read a history book you goddamned jizzgophers. Limiting access to information NEVER ends well. Never ever EVER ever.

p.p.s If you actually uphold Net Neutrality, please disregard all previous sections of this letter and get yourself a cookie. You’ve earned it!