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- If I used some honesty
- They'd pull all of their ads
- Making me lose my free money
- It's hard to actually try
- So easy just to shill
- That way I keep the cash flow at full speed
- They give me goodies
- 'Cause somewhere in their mind they see
- Some real integrity
- If only I could find a way
- I'd write just like the journ'list you think I am
- But it gets harder every day for me
- To review these games legitametly
- with real integrity
- This can't get any duller
- And this can't get any easier
- Why are review copies so easy
- They give a little more green
- The score's little higher
- Corruption is just a gamer lie
- They give me goodies
- 'Cause somewhere in their mind they see
- Some real integrity
- If only I could find a way
- I'd write just like the journ'list you think I am
- But it gets harder every day for me
- To review these games legitametly
- with real integrity
- I can't post any faster
- And I can't shill any harder
- They always think I'm just baiting
- Try a little longer
- And shitpost a little harder
- They seem to think I do this for free
- Oh they give me goodies
- 'Cause somewhere in their mind they see
- Some real integrity
- If only I could find a way
- I'd write just like the journ'list you think I am
- But it gets harder every day for me
- I can't just go get a real job
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