Dicklomatic Relations Anon/Twi

>"Ohhh! Anonymous! Your erect penis feels so good in my sex!"
SHUT UP!
>"I'm going to orgasm myself from your pecker!"
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
>You're Anonymous, the elusive only human in horseland
>As part as some ancient law created about 600 years ago by the Ruler and Sun God of the land, Celestia, any new sapient life found would be fucked by the current princess of the land "in order to foster loving brotherhood across borders and blood"
>Naturally the true reason for this law was that Celestia was and still is a psychotic rapist, and was bored at the time
>By the time you got here, she'd already "fostered" every sapient species she could get her hooves on decades prior, and then Twilight became the newest princess
>So, as far as you've come to understand, Celestia ordered your capture and told Twilight some bullshit about friendship and that this shit was acceptable
>So now here you are
>Strapped to a bed
>Outside, in broad daylight
>In town fucking square, being ridden by a purple equine who sounds like she's getting her dirty talk skills from poorly written erotic fan fiction
>Needless to say, you're not happy about this situation
>The townsponies were informed of the "truth" of this situation, and only looked onwardly with sappy expressions and coos
>"You're erection is penetrating my folds!"
Please just stop talking..
>"My vulva is quivering around your long weiner! Oh!"
I thought you were supposed to be the smart one.
>She begins rapidly slamming her pelvis down onto yours erratically
>"Ghng! Your semen is raping my womb!"
I'm not even climaxing.
>"I can feel your sperm cells violating my eggs!"
THAT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!
>"AAHHnnn~.."
>And with that, she topples over onto you, panting like a husky in summer Texas
>"Oh, Anonymous.. That was, haa.. Amazing.. You're even better than my brother.."
Super.
>Your scowl would make Kratos reel
>"And you lasted so long.."
>You glance at the town square clock
>90 seconds had passed since she started

>you miss alcohol