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Day the cummoning in Equestria

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  1. >Day the cummoning in Equestria.
  2. >A beam of sunlight hit you in the face, waking you up from an extremely sexual dream.
  3. “Fuck.”
  4. >Waking up right before the good part sucks
  5. >Was really looking forward into putting your dick into Sunbutt's giant ass and your massive hard on agrees with you.
  6. >You shrug, shut the blinds in front of your window, and head into the bathroom for your morning routine.
  7. >While in the shower you decide to rub one out.
  8. Get the lust out of your system.
  9. >Vivid images of Sunbutt and her glorious ass flood your mind as you reach your climax.
  10. >Spurts and spurts of cum come flying out of your dick until it eventually becomes one continuous stream.
  11. “WHAT THE FUCK?!”
  12. >You start beating on your dick until you realize its not going to stop.
  13. “OH GOD OH GOD! Twilight! She would know what to do!”
  14. >You jump out the shower and run out the door.
  15. >As soon as you open the door your stream of cum blows away the mailmare who was delivering the mail at the time.
  16. >You wave at her as she goes flying through the sky.
  17. “Thanks for the mail!”
  18. >The stream is getting stronger once the nice warm breeze touches your skin.
  19. >You run all the way through Ponyville spreading cum everywhere you went.
  20. >Hopefully no one was planing on buy food at the marketplace today.
  21. >Once you reach Twilight's Treebrary, you kick down the door and scream
  22. ”TWILIGHT GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE! WE GOT A PROBLEM!”
  23. >Twilight rubs her eyes as she walks down the stairs
  24. >”Anon what could you want at this hou--”
  25. >Her eyes widen once she sees you filling her library with your manly fluids.
  26. >”THE FUCK ANON! YOU'RE GONNA RUIN ALL THE BOOKS!”
  27. >All this bitch cares about are her precious books.
  28. >She grabs you with magic, throws you outside, and follows.
  29. >Looks like you have angered the bookhorse.
  30. >”Damn it anon! Why do you have to create problems every single week?!”
  31. >You shrug.
  32. “I don't know but you're gonna fix it right? Fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it!”
  33. >She surrounds you in magic bubble and she brings you inside her house.
  34. >She pulls you to the basement and straps you to a machine.
  35. >Its holding your limbs, and you have some kind of helmet on your head.
  36. “Fix it! fix it!fix it! fix it!”
  37. >”Shut up Anon! I'm trying!”
  38. >She presses a bunch of keyboards and a few metallic fingers touch and inspect your dick.
  39. >Kinda feels good actually.
  40. >The stream multiplies tenfold.
  41. “Damn it Twi! You're making it worse!”
  42. >Your cum quickly fills the basement and Twilight removes your binds right before the room is completely filled with it.
  43. >You and Twilight swim through the basement filled with your discarded children open the door, letting loose all of it upon the library.
  44. >”MY BOOKS!”
  45. >Suddenly you are surrounded by Twilight's horse magic.
  46. >”Out now!”
  47. >You are lung outside and your sperm is beginning to flood the streets.
  48. “Fuck fuck fuck!”
  49. >You find a large plank and sit on it hoping that it floats and lucky for you it does.
  50. >The streets are soon flooded with cum and the screams of ponies as you ride around town on your little makeshift boat.
  51. >In a way its kinda good that you are stuck like this.
  52. >You can make something of this.
  53. >Maybe even become a pirate.
  54. >Being a captain of a pirate ship has been a little bit of a dream of yours and this way you can travel the land of Equestria
  55. >Gonna have to get a team going.
  56. >You look around and see a gray pony floating face first in the sea of cum.
  57. >She kinda looks familiar.
  58. >Once she drifts close enough, you grab her and bring her aboard your “ship”.
  59. “You're gonna be my first mate.”
  60. >She salutes you and sits down awaiting your orders.
  61. >After taking a quick look at her cutie mark, you come up with nickname.
  62. “Okay Bubbles, we're going to travel Equestria. So I need you to scout for new recruits.
  63. >”I wanna join!”
  64. >You turn around to see a bouncing pink party pony.
  65. >How in the fuck did she get there.
  66. >Doesn't Matter. Might as well put her to work.
  67. “Sure Pinkie. You get to decorate the ship.”
  68. >”Yay!”
  69. >You turn back to Bubbles; who has somehow found a spyglass and is actively looking for new recruits, and sit down next her.
  70. “Ya know Bubbles, this morning I thought this spraying dick of mine was going to get me killed, but now it has allowed me to live my dream and plunder the lands of Equestria.”
  71. >You point to your dick, still filling the newly created cum ocean.
  72. “The world works in mysterious ways Bubbles. Remember that.”
  73. >You turn around to see a magnificent pirate ship and the wooden plank you were siting on somehow became the walking plank of the ship.
  74. “Pinkie! What the hell happened?!”
  75. >”I decorated the ship! Silly Anon, I also found us a crew!”
  76. >She points a hoof at the crew she has mysteriously found.
  77. >Looks like she just found a couple of reject ponies.
  78. >You got the fucking muscle head with the shriveled wings.
  79. “Whats your name?”
  80. >”Snow-- errr. Bulk biceps sir!”
  81. >He trys to salute you, but he somehow over shoots it and knocks himself out cold.
  82. >Next you have a small blue filly staring off into the distance.
  83. >After waving your arms in front of her and deciding that she is either blind or retarded, you decide to spit on her.
  84. >Because why the fuck not.
  85. >The huge loogey lands right on her for head.
  86. >He ears twitch and she stares at the sky.
  87. >”Is it raining? That's strange, I don't hear the rain.”
  88. >You try to contain your laughter as you approach the next crew member.
  89. >Wait a minute?
  90. >You pull Pinkie pie close and whisper into her ear.
  91. ”The fuck is Fluttershy doing here?”
  92. >”She offered to join!”
  93. >Pinkie just smiles like there is absolutely nothing wrong.
  94. >Damn pink horse.
  95. “Fluttershy!”
  96. >She yelps and hides behind her mane as you approach her.
  97. >“Y-yes”
  98. “Are you completely dedicated in traveling and plundering my cum seas of Equestria?”
  99. >”Y-yes sir!”
  100. “Will you let things like your sexual desires for me get in the way?”
  101. >She doesn't answer this time, since she is staring at your spraying dick.
  102. >”That’s so...”
  103. >The drool from her mouth suddenly dissipates as she begins to get excited.
  104. >”Wait a minute! Doesn't this mean this entire ocean is your cum?!”
  105. >Without even waiting for your response, she jumps into the cum ocean and begins slurping and shoving the sperm into her various holes.
  106. >This is by far the most disgusting and unappealing thing you have ever seen.
  107. >and with that thought your dick stops spraying, just like someone put a cork in it.
  108. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY DREAMS.”
  109. >You furiously run around jerking your dick.
  110. >Every so often you get a few spurts.
  111. >A few drops get on the blind blue bitch.
  112. >”WHAT'S GOING ON?! IS IT RAINING? IS IT NOT RAINING?! SOMEPONY TELL ME!”
  113. >Pinkie starts shouting about parties, just to join in all the shouting.
  114. >Bulk wakes up from all the shouting and instantly starts to panic, crashing through parts of your boat screaming like a little girl.
  115. >Wait a minute.
  116. >Where is Bubbles?
  117. >You look around all the chaotic ship and find Bubbles passed out on the floor.
  118. “BUBBLES!”
  119. >You run through the panicking ponies, knocking then out the way on your way to Bubbles.
  120. >You lean down and cradle Bubbles in your arms.
  121. “Bubbles! Bubbles speak to me! What happened!”
  122. >”I-I didn't get enough attention.”
  123. >Bubbles coughs and blood starts to spill down her cheek.
  124. >”C-Captain, I- I don't think I'm gonna make it.”
  125. “Don't say that Bubbles! We're gonna plunder the lands together, love each other, and maybe even settle down and start a family!”
  126. >Tears begin to flow down your cheek, but Bubbles wipes them with her hoof .“
  127. >”Don't cry, I don't want so see you this way. I want to see a smile on your face before I go.”
  128. >You choke down your tears and think of the times you spent with Bubbles, bringing on a natural smile .
  129. >Bubbles gives you a small smile.
  130. >”That's what I wanted to see. Thank you.”
  131. >Bubbles's hoof falls from your face, and her eyes close.
  132. >You shake her, as you begin to panic.
  133. “Bubbles! Bubbles!”
  134. >You check her pulse
  135. >She's still alive, you need to find a hospital ASAP.
  136. >You pick up Bubbles and run off the boat.
  137. >By now Fluttershy has inserted the entirety of the cum ocean into herself.
  138. >The very thought disgusts you, making any idea or recreating the ocean nearly impossible.
  139. >You run full speed all the way to the hospital, ignoring the cum soaked dirt and cum puddles along the way.
  140. >In front of the hospital you find a gigantic yellow blob blocking your way.
  141. >The fuck is this thing
  142. >Upon closer inspection, you notice three butterflys on what you believe to be the monster's ass
  143. >No fucking way.
  144. >”ANON!”
  145. >Her voice sounds creates a giant sonic boom that nearly topples you, the smell of the massive amount of semen she has consumed quickly fills the air and makes you slightly sick.
  146. >”IS MASSIVE SEMEN CONSUMPTION YOUR FETISH?!”
  147. “No Fluttershy, now get out my way.”
  148. >”I CAN'T I'M STUCK!”
  149. >She wriggles around, but she cannot get onto her hooves to move.
  150. >Well there Is no other way to get there
  151. >You're really going to regret this later.
  152. >You get running start and dive into the massive blob that Fluttershy has become.
  153. >Swimming through the disgusting folds of fat and crusted semen, you eventually make it through the hell that used to be a yellow rape horse and into the hospital.
  154. “IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE!”
  155. >You hear someone shout from another room
  156. >”I'm a doctor!”
  157. >Dramatic music fills the room and as the doctor approaches you in slow motion.
  158. >He slicks back his incredibly gelled hair.
  159. >”Somepony needed a doctor?”
  160. >You show him Bubbles and he immediately turns back and screams down the hallway.
  161. >”I NEED NURSE PONIES! STAT!”
  162. > Nurse ponies swarm the halls and Bubbles is quickly brought to an emergency room.
  163. >”Set up for a Dramaectomy! WE ARE NOT GOING TO LOSE THIS ONE!”
  164. >The nurses set up the equipments and your are shoved out into the waiting room.
  165. >You wait there for hours, staring at the door for hours.
  166. >Eventually Pinkie Pie and the rest of your crew joins you.
  167. >No one says anything as we all can feel each others concern.
  168. >The doors open and out comes the doctor with a solemn, hard to read look on his face.
  169. >”You guys might want to come see this.”
  170. >You swiftly get up and rush into the room.
  171. >There lies Bubbles eating a tons of ice cream.
  172. “Bubbles!”
  173. >You run up to her and give her a big bear hug.
  174. >The doctor lets out a huge overly dramatic laugh.
  175. >”Now now, be careful not to break her again.”
  176. >You let go out of embarrassment.
  177. “So Bubbles. How are you feeling?”
  178. >”Right as rain Captain!”
  179. >the blue filly finally walks into the emergency room.
  180. >”Rain? Is it raining again?”
  181. >The entire room is filled with laughter as you pick up the filly and rub her head playfully.
  182. “It's not raining kid and on that note. We should have a party to celebrate Bubble's health.
  183. >Pinkie jumps around at the mention of the word party
  184. >”Party?! OF COURSE!”
  185. >Everyone else agrees and you all leave the hospital
  186. >Even the doctors and nurses.
  187. >You reach the entrance to the hospital and find Fluttershy is back to her regular size and is vomiting into a garbage can.
  188. “Hey Fluttershy! You coming!”
  189. >She nods and slowly flutters behind you, dragging the garbage can around as you all walk to Sugarcube corner.
  190. “You guys start without me. Should probably get some clothes on.”
  191. >Everyone immediately starts blushing and rushes into Sugarcube corner.
  192. >You jog back to your house and jump into the shower.
  193. >Don't want to smell of sweat and cum at the party.
  194. >Might as well rub one out while you're here.
  195. >Vivid images of that glorious bubble butt flood your mind as you reach climax.
  196. >You cum and cum until it becomes one continuous stream, giving you a huge smile.
  197. >It begins again.
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