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  1. Hello mustang, could you start off with a quick presentation of yourself so that everybody gets to know you a little bit better?
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  3. mustang: I would rather have my team answer the question. I feel as if they have the best grasp of me as a person.
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  5. lambo: Fucking Bruce Wayne.
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  7. ahts: Navy Seal by day, Batman by night. A man of few words, but actions speak louder than words (he has very beautiful actions in-game). Also, his whispering triggers my ASMR.
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  9. Xixion: I was the one to discover mustang. I molded him into the man he is today. When I first found him he was a lonely guy playing pugbot by himself, I noticed he had a similar gamestyle to mine if you know what I mean, so I recruited him to Team USA and eventually pir8 and we clan together to this day. We plan to join the Navy SEALS as we view that as the IRL equivalent of Team USA.
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  11. Estelminio: Straight up faggot, and the next Elliot Rodgers.
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  13. sHr00m: Someone I aspire to be like every day.
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  15. CaMar0z: mustang is a compulsive liar that told me never to trust him again after he got caught cheating. So I joined his clan.
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  17. callisto: mustang pretends he is my son, which is a little creepy. I am proud of him, though. He’s come a long way. I think, every day, he is closer to becoming the man he wants to be, the man we all need him to be... Bruce Wayne.
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  19. c@m: mustang is a cool dude, likes memes and isnt loud like sHr00m.
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  21. Now let’s focus on your team, how was Cooking With Jack created, and why such a name?
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  23. Most of the people on our team have been friends for a long time. We like to watch cooking videos on youtube together, and Cooking with Jack is one of our favorites. We chose this name as a meme to pay tribute to our unofficial sponsor.
  24. Please like and subscribe! https://www.youtube.com/user/jakatak69
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  26. How are you guys organized, who’s leading, do you practice a lot?
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  28. Me, Xixion and ahts are all co-leaders, but Xixion takes the role of in-game leader by calling strats. We usually scrim every day when we’re not watching cooking videos on youtube.
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  30. Can you present your teammates a bit?
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  32. ahts is definitely the most-talented player on the team, movement and aim-wise. He is also very good looking and I would fuck him if he asked me to
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  34. Estelminio is the one I have known the longest and one of my closest friends, but he can’t really play matches. We are all really proud of him with his transition though, he is making great strides with HRT.
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  36. Xixion is a self-proclaimed alpha male. He is a memer in teamspeak but a stallion in real life. He recruited me for team USA back in 2013 and have been together since.
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  38. callisto and I have only been playing together for a short while, though we knew each other from FTWGL. She has a sexy voice. We are having a team meet up in August and she is going to buy me a hooker.
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  40. lambo is on our team because we couldn’t find a good 5th.
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  42. sHr00m is a crackhead who preaches about Urban Terror like he’s a god, also sends dick pics on snapchat every day.
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  44. CaMar0z is one of the best TS players in the game. I think he is either asexual or gay. He fights cancer every day.
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  46. c@m is shady, but he is insane with the sr8 and has a 6 pack.
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  48. I see you guys are only playing TS this UZ season and doing very well, do you think you might play other modes in the next UZ seasons?We can't help but notice you've signed-up to the FTWGL in both TS and CTF modes.
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  50. We don’t play wave CTF because we hate it. We’re only playing CTF in FTWGL because it’s normal non-wave CTF and not many good teams. We think it won't be too hard especially with CaMar0z and callisto on our roster since they won the CTF Championship in the last season of FTWGL.
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  52. What do you think is going to happen during those TS semi-finals, do you think you can take out Puzzles? Who do you think will win between Get Wrecked and High5?
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  54. Puzzles is already in the rear-view mirror and I feel bad for h5.
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  56. Any shoutouts you’d like to make?
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  58. Cooking with Jack for unofficially sponsoring us, Urban Zone and FTWGL for giving me a 2nd chance, my family for always being there for me and I’d like to thank my team for carrying me.
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