Tobyua x Jar of Mayonnaise
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One day, Tobyua woke up alone 12PM of the afternoon.
Tobyua: I should make myself a sandwich.
Tobyua jumped out his bed, walking through all the cans of mountain dew and doritos.
Tobyua walked into his kitchen, full of pornography pictures.
He opened his fridge.
He grabbed his bread,lettuce,ham,turkey,tomatoes, and especially the mayonnaise.
Then he grabbed a plate and a butterknife.
He put down the bread on the plate.
He opened the jar of mayonnaise.
He thought to himself
Brain: Mayonnaise looks so hot and juicy
In his mind, he thought fast.
He pulled his pants down and sticked his dick into the jar of mayonnaise
He felt the pleasure of the mayonnaise while putting in his enormous dick.
He yawned erotically.
He fast forwarded furiously, not stopping.
He reached the bottom of the mayonnaise which gave him more pleasure.
His dick was at the peak of cumming.
He couldn't stop.
He released his juices into the mayonnaise, slowly taking his dick out.
He resorted back to making his sandwich, but didn't use the jar of mayonnaise.
The jar of mayonnaise was thrown into the trash.
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author note: mayonnaise is awesome. -Tobyua