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  1. "9534697 Wizard/Memory loss Epic Quest Thread Fantastic thread that starts out looking pretty boring and normal-- but the OP's use of "There is nothing strange about this." makes the thread paranoid and ends up with some epic foreshadowing; either way. Damn. Nice thread and a do want to read again."
  2.  
  3. Another dumb quest.
  4.  
  5. "9536951 Battletech Battle Report 2 - Pokemechs A second Battletech BR, where four kitbashed pokemon-mechs square off against a Gurren-Lagann banshee and three other introbox 'mechs."
  6.  
  7. BATTLE REPORTS. No one but the OP is likely to give a fuck about this.
  8.  
  9. "9537392 Greenmarine starts a DRAWTHRRRRRRYYY I think I butchered that. Anyway, bg stops in, greenmarine does work, AGD does some stuff as well, and other drawfags are not mentioned in this descript"
  10.  
  11. Drawthread at -5, plus like any drawthread it's 90% people begging the drawfags for porn or drawings of their ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL shit.
  12.  
  13. "9542559 Drawrrrrrrrrryyyy part 2 with superkroot as the actual good drawfag at the head."
  14.  
  15. "9541046 Cutebold inspired drawings in a cutebold drug thread I don't even know why"
  16.  
  17. "9541819 The end of days Fimbulwinter has begun. Ragarok is upon us. The signs are there, the end of the world draws near, and there is but one way to stop it. BY THROWING THE MOST BITCHIN POOL PARTY THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!"
  18.  
  19. Someone makes the argument that Earth is a Deathworld in the intro post, that's it.
  20.  
  21. "9550806 angry drawfag and his/her wacom a very black and white style. pretty sweet."
  22.  
  23. Drawthread.
  24.  
  25. "9553102 Syrupy-sweet Fantasy Weeaboo Shitscribble Drawthread. ribbonfag..... rides once more the request train."
  26.  
  27. Drawthread
  28.  
  29. "9554650 sup /tg/ Writefaggotry about a dwarf and his D&D group."
  30.  
  31. "9554269 Peekaboolze does a drawthread probably will just involve him due to the massive amount of drawthreads this weekend"
  32.  
  33. "9556775 GOLEM QUEST? An Iron Golem is ON THE RUN from desert PMC fuckheads who want him back in the fold. Along the way he gets a camel cape and lights himself on fire."
  34.  
  35. "9565635 Titan Quest 1 Join Princep Magnus Autelon and his warlord titan BARBATUS GUTTER (bearded neck) as they punt orks and prepare for a chaos invasion"
  36.  
  37. "9567988 Silly drawthread Save the princess!"
  38.  
  39. "9571264 Titan Quest 2: The Legend Of BARBATUS GUTTER The crew find themselves salvaging a looted waaaghlord titans machine spirit, Crabmaster Gueststars"
  40.  
  41. "9554168 EP in ME batarian (dr)propaganda"
  42.  
  43. Who thought that search-replacing terms in the Starship Troopers propaganda with Mass Effect and Eclipse Phase stuff was worth writing, much less saving afterwards?
  44.  
  45. "9576733 Super kroot and greenmarine drawfaggin' machines. I think"
  46.  
  47. "9577092 Create a Race - Rape Lawn /tg/ created a race, a metalic rape lawn that moves via osmosis and reproduces with lasers."
  48.  
  49. I will be honest, I didn't even fucking read this one. Goddammit people.
  50.  
  51. "9575798 Maid Quest Rides Again It's back after a week's hiatus, and we go on our mission to Black Mesa, get listless, and roll for random events."
  52.  
  53. "9579096 Maid Quest Continuation of last thread."
  54.  
  55. "9579472 /tg/ related images, with /tg/ related quotes See the title."
  56.  
  57. "9588305 Eldar Xenology part 2 Begins as a trollthread, tripfag comes in and shows insight into Eldar culture and speculates about what might be."
  58.  
  59. "9594822 !!SbnXxXER/Ds homebrew Players will take on the role of gods and make tribes their playthings"
  60.  
  61. Produces nothing.
  62.  
  63. "9600782 Could an Eldar ever fall in love with a human They can, and it's more awesome then you think."
  64.  
  65. Not with your pasty ass, no.
  66.  
  67. "9598309 Running a campaign from a brothel. Instead of being a creepy dose of rapefic and porn, Anons and sundry discuss the concept of a brothel being a legitimate base of operations. Random events, and potential justifications ensue."
  68.  
  69. Go back to #DOOC
  70.  
  71. "9611254 What /tg does and drawings anon asks what /tg/ does. includes some responses from drawfags. it's pretty interesting"
  72.  
  73. Go away drawfags
  74.  
  75. "9618195 Atlantis: The Lost Morality In which we examine the roots behind the actions of the hero Roarke and his evil employer Whitmore."
  76.  
  77. "9618188 /tg/ related comedy funny/humorous images/copy pasta that relates to /tg/, post what you have. old, new, either way there's bound to be somebody that hasn't seen it. just... post something."
  78.  
  79. Not funny.
  80.  
  81. "9621905 The Physics of Space Combat An anon wants to know how space combat would play out between ships using currently available technology. Science ensues."
  82.  
  83. You are not scientists.
  84.  
  85. "9623285 Blackfist, render of souls, appears okay, so he is just a drawfag."
  86.  
  87. More like he's just a fag.
  88.  
  89. "9622203 LichQuest Wherein a lich gets a hat that's going to kill him. Maybe. We think."
  90.  
  91. When the fuck did this shit get all randumb and fishmalks?
  92.  
  93. "9645174 Napoopan Totallatot Total War thread with hilarious 19th century discourse and WORLD DOMINATION."
  94.  
  95. "9636049 LichQuest II Darren tries to destroy the hat, but instead, goes to a tomb to search for an artifact."
  96.  
  97. "9639142 Ad Hoc Plot Madness Dozens of writefags are asked to type the first plot that comes to mind."
  98.  
  99. Fuck. This. Shit.
  100.  
  101. "9649025 Shadowrun background music nice cyberpunk-y background music for shadowrun"
  102.  
  103. It is called Google and YouTube, you dumb fags.
  104.  
  105. "9645953 GODSLAYER FUCK-TITAN! OP asks why they didn't just turn Emprah into a dreadnought. Answer: they already have. HOLY TERRA IS REALLY THE GODSLAYER FUCK-TITAN! Drawfag delivers"
  106.  
  107. Oh boy, drawfags AND bad fanfiction. How wonderful.
  108.  
  109. "9648816 Anarchy Player Someone invents a Meme generator poster for all those insane rolls and mess ups that send campaigns totally off the hook. His name is Anarchy player."
  110.  
  111. "9649972 Species: The Quadriad Looked like it was going to be boring in the beginning. Then we ended up with four eight-winged torsos with arms for arms, crab arms for legs, three mouths spread down the torso and eyes where their necks should be. Oh, and a thirst for justice."
  112.  
  113. "9655096 I recieved from a giant a sword made.... /tg/ receives swords as PUNishment."
  114.  
  115. How very... NOT FUCKING FUNNY, fuck you. No puns allowed.
  116.  
  117. "9667150 Succubus Would /tg/ Do a succubus, if it wasnt a succubus?"
  118.  
  119. She wouldn't do /tg/
  120.  
  121. "9670281 Camel time with drawfags greenmarine, SWD, and other gits drawfag it up with crazy hassan stuff being made."
  122.  
  123. Go away.
  124.  
  125. "9666918 Purple MTG Cards Some interesting discussion of the color-that-almost-was and what its roll in the game might have been."
  126.  
  127. "9672638 Titan Quest 3: The Legend Continues we get a bionic arm, meet CRAZY HASSAN and go the pub before setting of to kill more orks"
  128.  
  129. "9676314 Bigby's Clenched Ass DnD spells with nouns replaced with ass. Funnier than you might think"
  130.  
  131. Really? Because I think it's about as funny as a thousand dead orphans being puréed and poured into your nostrils until you choke on them.
  132.  
  133. "9677754 Battletech Battle Report 3 - Periphery Taurian (Taurian Guard) VS Marian (IV Legio) square off."
  134.  
  135. "9690433 shittydrawfag starts a character pic thread /tg/ requests shittydrawfag delviers"
  136.  
  137. "9691370 greenmarine starts another drawthread superkroot and bg provide drawfag support fire, and unnamed drawfags don't get named for their works"
  138.  
  139. "9697427 Power armor Power armor thread. Mostly external appearances. Normalfaggery."
  140.  
  141. What the fuck is normalfaggery?
  142.  
  143. "9709970 Zombie Quest pt 1 The first part of Zombie Quest"
  144.  
  145. "9711491 KBAMF, greenmarine, ribbonfag these are the active trinity of drawfags ITT. there do exist other ones :P"
  146.  
  147. "9712471 Free Quest You are a man with a claymore and a burning hatred for the sun on a quest for glory."
  148.  
  149. "9712370 Zombie Quest pt 2 Second part to Zombie Quest"
  150.  
  151. "9718786 shittydrawfag does the time warp he does it again"
  152.  
  153. "9723817 Princessesssss Four doughty but dense kobolds attempt to get rid of a pesky unicorn for their black dragon master. They deduce the best way to do this is by finding a princess, the natural ally of unicorns. Hijinks ensue."
  154.  
  155. "9722059 Ask A Human A human takes on questions from all comers, xenophobia is dealt with, and humanity faces a potential end."
  156.  
  157. "9725505 Therians vs. Tyranids Starts as a discussion of who'd win in a fight, Tyranids or Therians. Then we realize that Therians are 4chan in space."
  158.  
  159. "9748780 Ivaldi's Adventure Quest thread more like misadventure"
  160.  
  161. "9754426 Knight Freequest more FREE QUEST but with a different character"
  162.  
  163. "9775586 Guardsman Freequest Part2 Pondering orcs ponder checker matches and pun-pun becomes a cram."
  164.  
  165. "9787752 ASS WHOOPIN Anon tells a splendid story of tattoos, butthurt, and righteous kick-assery."
  166.  
  167. Two paragraphs of worthwhile story, then a thread full of babboons.
  168.  
  169. "9804594 Internet Quest. You are 4chan. What do?"
  170.  
  171. "9808116 Custom Dice =D"
  172.  
  173. "9822314 Mary Sue Discussion Thread Is Rance a Mary sue? Actually pretty good"
  174.  
  175. HUR GUYS WHATS HIS ALIGNMENT HUR HUR WE TOTALLY HAVEN'T HAD THESE THREADS A MILLION TIMES BEFORE BETTER SAVE THIS ONE
  176.  
  177. "9823689 Peekabolze char por thread Because spelling is for wusses"
  178.  
  179. "9824485 Kosmi posts new art into writefag reposting um... yes."
  180.  
  181. "9825103 Cool story magus. Someone posts an image with no description, results in a thread full of plays on `cool story, bro`"
  182.  
  183. "9831637 Quotes Thread Awesome Quotes thread. Manly ensues"
  184.  
  185. "9838113 Spaceship Quest #3 A mission for the imperial navy : boarding suspicious ships and anihilate all threat."
  186.  
  187. "9841468 Carcharis, the viking shark-men. What starts as an attempt to furspam almost immediately gets rerouted into the creation of a race of nomadic tribal humanoid Great White Sharks. Epic Win is the result."
  188.  
  189. "9841609 Halo TTG is pitched. Halo TTG is created at the hands of tripfags."
  190.  
  191. "9843713 Unknown Drawfag appears If it's B&NHAM40Kun I'm eating my hat because the roll to id him without namefag."
  192.  
  193. "9845781 Firefly 40k Well damn, it can work!"
  194.  
  195. "9845398 Catachan "Catherine" Writefaggotry Started off as a Cata-chan thread, turned into a nice write thread by one of the guys who did the Krieger Model fiction."
  196.  
  197. "9853595 Sir Doodlefag Drawfaggotry. You know the catch."
  198.  
  199. "9855259 Reaction Drawthread Anon Makes requests Drawfag draws reactions, and sometimes actually draws them. Good fun"
  200.  
  201. "9855738 Elixir of Pleasure You find a keg full of a magical elixir. Each drop shortens your life by 1 year but you feel the accumulated pleasure of the coming year."
  202.  
  203. "9858601 Carcharis continued The fa/tg/uys aquatic awesomeness continues, with the shark-men getting more stat-juggling and whatnot done. "Sharks are kind of the minmaxed killing machines of the sea.""
  204.  
  205. "9863699 Battletech Battle Report 4 Off-the-shelf Foxes Teeth Lancepack Squares off against a Lyran Lance in the fourth BR"
  206.  
  207. "9857759 Techpriest thread /tg/ has a tech priest thread. has chatting and some OC generation"
  208.  
  209. "9867773 Beat em up Quest It's a quest based on the idea of a beat em up game. pretty good."
  210.  
  211. "9877012 B&Hamkun40kun's huge ass pic with shittons of requests in it"
  212.  
  213. "9873398 Things you've been banned from doing... ...in a tabletop game."
  214.  
  215. HEY GUYS. LET'S RIP OFF A SHITTY INTERNET LIST THAT WAS FUNNY FIVE YEARS AGO.
  216.  
  217. "9874816 drawfag with no name does 40k requests yup. May include other stuff, but doesn't at time of archiving"
  218.  
  219. "9881858 Tau Quest 2: The story begins involves orking it out and such. and thread titles will now different in the series, (this is archiver side)"
  220.  
  221. "9885985 Star Wars The Goddamn Duck Starwars thread, good info, interesting ideas, great pics."
  222.  
  223. "9889527 Ohgodwhat SEVEN EVISCERATORS. SEVEN."
  224.  
  225. "9894612 Anti-Furry Campaign of Terror Exalted is revealed as a furfag, and /tg/ discusses how to run a campaign of terror against a race of slave-taking furries"
  226.  
  227. Oh goddammit you guys. Just ignore them until they go away.
  228.  
  229. "9897190 STC's? In my Tau Empire? Hypothetical- the Mechanicus learns of a fully functional STC in Tau space. Results in xenocide."
  230.  
  231. "9910963 Pony Quest /tg/ lives in harmony, harmony, oh love."
  232.  
  233. "9914382 Planes and Mercs goes Mudlaysia Strong! Questioning how realistic the Planes and Mercs universe is results into a /k/-like Mudlaysia vs. Singapork shitstorm Hilarity ensues"
  234.  
  235. "9915782 kobolddragonfag does a drawthread apperently he is going off the board for a month or two, so whatever"
  236.  
  237. "9920860 Random as hell drawthread /tg/ posts its random as fuck images. That it made itself. Because /tg/ is singular."
  238.  
  239. "9922809 /tg/, what would you do with an offer of immortality?"
  240.  
  241. The description was like five pages long, goddamn.
  242.  
  243. "9922001 Megacorp Space ExplorationQuest /TG/ gets its own megacorp that explores the reaches of interstellar space. We also have Apeture Science as our R&D department! Yaah Portals!"
  244.  
  245. More like memecorp
  246.  
  247. "9930522 Megacorp Quest 2 Buildan, exploran, portalan all over the place. Found a nice new mineral that burns forever when you feed it oxygen. Gonna use it to blow stuff up."
  248.  
  249. "9932821 Marga, half-orc barbarian Also drawfag. greenmarine also"
  250.  
  251. "9932122 RAMIREZ ARCHIVE THIS THREAD RAMIREZ JOIN THE GUARD. USE SMOKES TO COVER YOUR ADVANCE."
  252.  
  253. "9927406 touhoufriend announces the end of his dragon magazine analyses And there was much mourning and one idiot celebrating."
  254.  
  255. "9924540 More of the primarchs' daughters Once again, writefaggotry of the primarch's daughters comes up, and it is (mostly) greeted with joy."
  256.  
  257. "9945225 Rowdy the Rabbit Quest You are a rabbit in East London of the criminal type. You do criminal stuff. For Fun, really."
  258.  
  259. "9950772 greenmarine drawthread featuring lovecraft, king of the universe. and fucking liar"
  260.  
  261. "9952286 Mega Crossover Mass Effect turns into West Wing/Evangelion, then more series get added from there"
  262.  
  263. "9963306 not conitunation drawthread has pretty much everyone in here who is believed active at the time"
  264.  
  265. "9959503 What is this I don't even drawthread Because that's what the drawfag does for images."
  266.  
  267. "9964618 Urban Quest A mildly psionic private eye is hired as a bodyguard of a rich man's old love."
  268.  
  269. "9986668 Urban Quest Episode 2 Drug trafic in a diesel punk setting. The plot thickens"
  270.  
  271. "10037459 Battletech Battle Report - Cangames 2010 Two Battle Reports taking place at Cangames, one of an Aerospace grinder, the other of a Clan-VS-IS escape mission. Pictures of other grinder games follow."
  272.  
  273. "10045936 Those who fight Buildings Random purposeless thread becomes an improvised roleplaying session."
  274.  
  275. "10046060 EVE vs. Warhammer 40k Anonymous proposes a crossover conflict between the universes of WH40k and EVE Online. Civic discussion ensues"
  276.  
  277. There's a fanfiction.net if you really need to read shit like this.
  278.  
  279. "10044936 Chimera Quest 1-2.5 Think Prototype/Deus Ex/Bioshock/RIFTS - at least for the possibilities. Link to first thread inside."
  280.  
  281. "10052946 Darius trade drawfag because he wants to trade fanart of his comic for fanart of other shit. :P"
  282.  
  283. :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P
  284.  
  285. "10050757 Fursecution prequel 1 A short quest about a New Chicago fireman Joanne Baxter, earning her bread and butter by killing furries. Prequel to Fursecution @ tgchan"
  286.  
  287. "10046897 quest planning and TITS drawmetathread Because huge tits."
  288.  
  289. "10055290 /tg/, PC mentality and White Knighting What OP posts: Your new cleric has no arms and legs, she'll be helping you on your Quest. What PCs and /tg/ react with: Screw the Quest, let's go kill a god and get her some limbs."
  290.  
  291. "10069695 Fursecution prequel 2 A short quest about a New Chicago fireman Joanne Baxter, earning her bread and butter by killing furries. Prequel to Fursecution @ tgchan. Second prequel, this time SEWER CRAWLING"
  292.  
  293. "10075390 Sir Doodlefag returns to terrorize /tg/ by which I mean drawfag for."
  294.  
  295. "10073577 Megacorp Quest 3 So we pulled Morgan off of Planet and got him home safely. Suck it, Zakharov. Also, numbers. A shitload of numbers."
  296.  
  297. "10058803 Awakening A young man has had nightmares of darkness and an eternal abyss for 394 days."
  298.  
  299. "10078170 Awakening II Davis wakes up, and chooses the hammer, a symbol of destruction and creation. He flees the office with Angela in tow."
  300.  
  301. "10080935 Andhow's Analog Drawfaggin Andhow's first attempt at drawfaggin"
  302.  
  303. "10084734 Ravenor discussion Alternative title- HARLON NAYL KILLS EVERYTHING!"
  304.  
  305. "10095741 Endless Isles 6 Sixth thread, write fagging, boobs, good times."
  306.  
  307. "10093049 Goliath Quest You are a goliath tracked mine, a weapon used by the german army during the second world war. Somehow you have gained sentiance and can operate without an operator."
  308.  
  309. "10098235 Zombie survival Our hero saves his neighbor Stefani and her daughter Marie. the PC then loads up on supplies"
  310.  
  311. "10104791 Zombie survival 2 the survivors gain a few in numbers. they encounter the harpy, hatchery and hatchlings."
  312.  
  313. "10109054 NPC Thread Post a pic of an NPC and write a description of the NPC posted before it."
  314.  
  315. "10112816 Create a species: Blud /tg/ makes a weird sexual horror creature."
  316.  
  317. "10115415 /tg/ Rage Dump S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and company dump a trove of rageworthy images onto /tg/. Archived for the compilation of rage images and the collective anger of a thousand fa/tg/uys, screaming out at once."
  318.  
  319. "10114909 Kobolds vs. skaven The swarming throwaway races of two popular fantasy settings duke it out! ...And then they get high. Dude."
  320.  
  321. Just that finisher there. Really.
  322.  
  323. "10120168 Zombie survival 3 our group encounters a squad of deserters after a haunting military message. frank is badly wounded, and the PC, and Rhames are lightly injured. The voices in Mikhail's head tell him to go to the coast."
  324.  
  325. "10123069 /tg/ and JElwood What starts as a vaugly generic thread, ends in madness as /tg/ makes a valuable ally of a anon who knows a relativly famous doodler on DA. /tg/ gains a new hero as tripfag delivers the goods and promises to deliver more."
  326.  
  327. Ha ha ha. This is fucking hilarious in retrospect, maybe we should leave it archived, after all, as some sort of "HALL OF SHAME" masterpiece. Yeah, great job jerking off to those fake tits, guys.
  328.  
  329. Dorks.
  330.  
  331. "10125795 Zombie survival 4 Frank's condition worsens and the party meets a new special infected."
  332.  
  333. "10125930 Baldur's Gate Discussion /tg/ discusses Baldur's gate and true love. Later on >>10128927 anon gives us Bhaal's REAL plan for being reborn"
  334.  
  335. "10131543 Chicken based drawthread Okay, so that's the drawfag's name. Pretty decent, IMHO"
  336.  
  337. "10139231 Greg Mustache makes a drawthread And like, everyone joins in. like Giant Spider"
  338.  
  339. "10139178 Horror Noir Bonanza 2 More Horror. An apprentice of Kali is taken out. Betrayals are carried out. Pretty ladies are knocked out."
  340.  
  341. "10156986 Jewnids Poorfag discuses his ideas for making a resin cast army, and his casting technique"
  342.  
  343. Look at the title. REALLY.
  344.  
  345. "10160209 Greg Mustache needs a bunch of rich asshole NPCs so he does a drawthread kinda."
  346.  
  347. "10165177 ribbonfag does a sad thread because 'Feeling melancholy. Making half-hearted doodles...'"
  348.  
  349. Maybe deleting this thread will make you feel even more sad. Ha ha ha.
  350.  
  351. "10166398 Wolf Wife, or "Interesting Edges/Flaws" Wolf wives, fairy alimony, cheating on mountains, and other character background complications."
  352.  
  353. No. No. No. Also fucking "lulz" under the tags.
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