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- → Faerzen[aberrant] has joined
- IcyByron
- ((ech))
- ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
- 2XEsperLog Combob
- IcyByron
- ((welcome to the party you glorious bastard))
- Nick_Varnegs
- ((now.. the real show begins))
- Faerzen[aberrant]
- ((i was summoned. whats happening?))
- Nick_Varnegs
- http://pastebin.com/Z4FJk46q
- IcyByron
- ((how the hell have you trumped us so well with your RPing))
- ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
- Are you ready to IRC with Byrom?
- IcyByron
- ((is so gud))
- Nick_Varnegs
- ((hes like the giantdad of roleplaying))
- IcyByron
- ((my stuff seems so bad in comparison man))
- ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
- Faerzen[aberrant]
- Are you ready to IRC with Byron?
- Faerzen[aberrant]
- ((am I ever))
- ((i have no idea what im going to say lol))
- ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
- You guys have to be the best RPers on the Sub
- Faerzen[aberrant]
- ((but i have a feeling this is going to be hilarious))
- ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
- But not you SS
- Seriously_Subdued
- :o
- Faerzen[aberrant]
- rekt
- IcyByron
- woop
- Seriously_Subdued
- you douchebag
- :L
- ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
- I'm sorry, you just can't compare
- Seriously_Subdued
- :( mean
- ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
- Whenever Y'all are ready to start
- Nick_Varnegs
- wood de fuckinf doop
- * Faerzen[aberrant] salutes honorary flagellum in gratitude for said compliement
- IcyByron
- ((k))
- Faerzen[aberrant]
- ((let me pull up the thing so far))
- * IcyByron falls face first into celebratory cake
- IcyByron
- i dud ged mam
- r u prud of me
- ⓘ Faerzen[aberrant] is now known as visceralVanguard
- visceralVanguard
- -- visceralVanguard [VV] began conversing with masterfulShooter [MS] --
- ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
- <Stage Set: Faerzen Enter Stage Right>
- ⓘ IcyByron is now known as masterfulShooter
- visceralVanguard
- ummmmm, ghi Byron.
- I guess now iis when you get to say "I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO?"
- Im probabbly just grabing at straws here but you dont by chamnce not remember our last conversation?
- or maybe som e other mmysterious cosmolopgical occurrence that resulted in that talk not acctuallly being withh you?
- I can hope, riihgt?
- Please say sometthinbg back.,...
- masterfulShooter
- ((hmm to reprise, or not to reprise))
- HAHAHAHAH I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO! HAHAHAH! AAAHAHAHA
- Wait, are you back to normal? You seem...even more fucked up than before...
- though you were being an enormous prick while you were dreaming.
- Like, seriously, your dream girl self is a total biiiitch
- but seriously. as soon as i get off of that god damn convo with you, guess what? GUESS FUCKING WHAT!? NICK. BROKE. MY. FUCKING KEYBOARD!!!!!!!!
- although after talking to him
- he made stupid excuses
- ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
- < <3< >
- masterfulShooter
- fuck that asshat
- But, like, dude. are you better now? like, not dick mode
- shit and did you actually read the sappy stuff???
- please say you didnt
- you kinda blew it off anyway so i guess you didnt
- sigh
- visceralVanguard
- fuck.
- <long pause>
- i guess everything you saifd is correct?
- i wish I could say everytrhing i said back there was somnebody else, completely sepaqrate from me, but that would just be flat out false....
- i rememember everything. and Im appalled. I cant really say im back to normal.... since im no different now from waht I was then! Just remove my inhinbitions in a dream and thats what you get...
- me.
- masterfulShooter
- fuck dude
- are you...like
- huh
- well shit
- visceralVanguard
- imm... not even sure what do say right now
- but everything youd just said
- yup
- true staterment
- you know
- im not even goinbg to try and say anytihng right now
- masterfulShooter
- fuck, im sure that if i tried to talk to you while i was dreaming or something
- i would be like a huge fucking downer
- like
- shit if you lose your inhibitions dude
- no one would want to be around me
- but i guess thats why i really opened up to you
- maybe because i hoped that you wouldnt really take notice
- visceralVanguard
- i guess rather than me tryuing to spill out somme sort of apology
- ill just listen for onvce
- teel me evverything i did to hurt you then, and then ill say sorry
- masterfulShooter
- i mean i dont really have anything else to say
- like
- fuck
- visceralVanguard
- its still foggy
- masterfulShooter
- no dude its just like
- visceralVanguard
- and i want to rememberr its
- like
- I have no recccolection of you!
- i was jusdst sayging things
- and it just kept goifg and goingf and goinhg
- masterfulShooter
- its just like
- you were blowing everything off
- you seemed really happy
- but at the same time
- really egocentric
- visceralVanguard
- exactly!
- masterfulShooter
- its not like im really any better myself
- visceralVanguard
- i cant even say thats not mee
- like inbhibitions have notdhing to dop with that
- im just awful
- masterfulShooter
- dude
- dont say that
- your the only one that i can talk to here
- visceralVanguard
- HOw CAn youSAY that?!?
- masterfulShooter
- your literally like the only one holding me together
- visceralVanguard
- pshshh
- masterfulShooter
- no im serious
- visceralVanguard
- well then im sorry that youd have to relyp on me ford that
- masterfulShooter
- without you
- visceralVanguard
- im problyaly the worstd persodn you coulds have pickest for the kjob
- masterfulShooter
- nick would have made me do something really shitty by now
- dude
- whats wrong
- seriously
- visceralVanguard
- What DOYs ou MEan?!
- THIS!
- masterfulShooter
- im okay about the feeling talk thing
- but you
- visceralVanguard
- EVeRYTHIng!
- I did this to youfd
- masterfulShooter
- FAERZEN
- visceralVanguard
- and Nicsk
- and myself
- masterfulShooter
- I DONT BLAME YOU
- visceralVanguard
- and Cardlos
- masterfulShooter
- I DONT EVEN BLAME NICK
- visceralVanguard
- what's even going to hasppen now?
- masterfulShooter
- I DONT KNOW EITHER
- AND THATS NOT YOUR FAULT
- ITS MINE
- visceralVanguard
- I tried tso thinsdk I codul put this tesma together, but how can I think that's possibles now?
- masterfulShooter
- I WAS THE ONE WHO SUGGESTED THAT YOU SHOULD BE THE LEADER
- ITS MY FAULT
- BLAME ME
- visceralVanguard
- ifd this is what thse real me is
- No, i don'dt think its your fauslt
- I nevser really evesn wanteds to ne tbhe leader!
- I jsudt wanstd to bes the pserson behinds the scenes sdpulling all the strings
- masterfulShooter
- I...
- I dont even
- visceralVanguard
- and i just tdook advatsange of yourd compliecmnts to make myself feesl bettser
- dson't you see?
- this is whaty I sdhouldn't have even treid!
- masterfulShooter
- faerzen i only did that because i wanted you to feel better
- its not like you were using them against my will
- faerzen
- who else
- visceralVanguard
- ifd ddeep down thisd is what i really want then hows can i trstust any decseions i make?
- masterfulShooter
- nick blows up under pressure too easily
- this carlos guy seems like a dick
- visceralVanguard
- no he was fine!
- nick just tookd the brunts of my endless rants s
- i canst say i takled with him any better thasn i did you
- ohgod
- what am i going to say too him??
- masterfulShooter
- fuck
- shit
- you dont really
- want to talk to him
- for
- like
- a while
- wait maybe you should
- I DONT KNOW
- visceralVanguard
- dids you talk with im?
- masterfulShooter
- THIS FRIENDS THING IS NEW TO ME
- yes we "talked"
- it didn't go that well
- visceralVanguard
- well no surpsrsises there safter waht i said to him in ours dream
- you know?
- masterfulShooter
- what?
- well i mean
- visceralVanguard
- i tinkg i should just hide here fro a while
- masterfulShooter
- no
- no no no
- ive been in the same position as you
- visceralVanguard
- if I keep talkings to peopsle im just going to mess sup even mroes
- masterfulShooter
- NO
- NO NO NO
- faerzen
- visceralVanguard
- ?
- masterfulShooter
- i need you to do something
- visceralVanguard
- ha!
- masterfulShooter
- what?
- visceralVanguard
- you sthink I can do anythisng right right now?
- masterfulShooter
- just
- take off your glasses
- wait shit no
- visceralVanguard
- this gaisn?
- masterfulShooter
- what no
- no no no
- shit that was a stupid idea
- fuck
- visceralVanguard
- I dont wasnt to turn on voicese chat rights now
- masterfulShooter
- damnit
- that was my only plan
- fuck
- visceralVanguard
- I donts think youds be able to undestand me rights nows if I did
- masterfulShooter
- uh
- well
- i uh
- god damnit
- I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
- visceralVanguard
- if you werge going to say somethings again
- just sasy it here
- nows
- masterfulShooter
- I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO FRIENDS FAERZEN
- FUCKING HELL
- visceralVanguard
- I read what you said esrlier
- ands im sorry
- it sdonly makes evervything i said worse
- masterfulShooter
- sigh
- visceralVanguard
- i don't think you shdould be lavishing compliments on me now
- but just say it
- whatverer it is
- i probably desreve it
- dont hold back bcesuase youre not sure if you shoudls say it
- masterfulShooter
- faerzen
- you're being an enormous pussy right now
- get up
- go to...wait do you even have a bathroom
- i dont give a shit
- find a mirror
- LOOK AT YOURSELF
- I CAN TELL BY HOW YOUR TYPING THAT YOUR CRYING
- GOD DAMNIT
- I
- HAVE
- BEEN
- THROUGH
- THIS
- BEFORE
- YOU HAVE TO GET UP
- AND LOOK AT YOURSELF
- visceralVanguard
- yup yous got the nail on the head thers
- masterfulShooter
- AND THEN CRY
- CRY UNTIL YOU CANT ANYMORE
- THINK ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT YOU DID AND CRY
- AND THEN
- WHEN YOU CANT ANYMORE
- FUCKING STOP
- LOOK IN THE MIRROR AGAIN
- visceralVanguard
- thenn what?
- masterfulShooter
- YOU WILL LOOK ABSOLUTLY FUCKING TERRIBLE
- visceralVanguard
- evereything wilsl be betters?
- masterfulShooter
- RESOLVE YOURSELF
- TO NEVER
- FUCKING
- LOOK LIKE THAT AGAIN
- LOOK FAERZEN
- CHANCES ARE
- I AM GOING TO DIE HERE
- visceralVanguard
- dsont say that!!! D:
- plesaes dont
- masterfulShooter
- MY MOTHER PROBABLY DOESNT HAVE A FUCKING WEAPON CLOSET FULL OF KEYBOARDS
- BUT NICK HAS A FUCKING GLAIVE
- YOU HAVE A CROSSBOW
- ACTUAL
- FUCKING
- WEAPONS
- I THOUGHT
- "OH ITD BE COOL TO HAVE KEYBOARDKIND AS A SPECIBUS"
- I WAS UNREALISTIC
- I WAS STUPID
- I *AM* FUCKING CHILDISH
- BUT YOU KNOW WHAT
- visceralVanguard
- wwhat?
- masterfulShooter
- IT DOESNT FUCKING MATTER
- WHAT FUCKING MATTERS IS THAT YOU LIVE
- NICK LIVES
- FUCKING CARLOS LIVES
- YOU CAN ACTUALLY ACHIVE THINGS IN THE WORLD
- FUCKING REAL THINGS
- NOT "HEADSHOTS"
- visceralVanguard
- so YOU BETTER LIVVE TOO!
- masterfulShooter
- NOT FUCKING INTERNET POINTS
- visceralVanguard
- donst you EVEN start!
- masterfulShooter
- YOU ACTUALLY MATTER
- YOU DO SCIENCE AND SHIT
- visceralVanguard
- USING my PrDOBLEMS asd tAN EXSCUSE
- masterfulShooter
- OH YEAH
- visceralVanguard
- My sfailsures and asttemps to make you lsook silly have NOTHISNG to do with you!
- thsats just ME besing terrible and MAKING MISTAKES!
- dont you FUCKINGS DARE maske yourself feels worse bcesuase of me!
- ives done sneough of that already
- you ARE NOT PoitnLESS!
- masterfulShooter
- THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN THIS FUCKING WORLD THAT COULD MAKE ME FEEL WORSE RIGHT NOW FAERZEN
- FUCKING NOTHING
- AND IVE ACCEPTED THAT
- FUCKING WHAT CAN I DO
- PLEASE FAERZEN
- EXFUCKINGPLAIN
- visceralVanguard
- dJSUST THE fASCT THAsT YOUR DNOT ewrECKING mes
- that takes es some strengths rsgigiht thers
- id KNOW I dcdoudn't do the same in your shoes!
- you may tdshink your a mess
- you may think your FUCKING PoiUTNLESS
- you masy think you're the esleowest of ehet elow
- but RIGHT NOW
- yourd pfoof thats a LIE
- I measn seriously?
- i just beslittles yourds entire existencse and csrhushed you intos thte ground
- and heres you are tesllingds me itsd not the end osef the worlds
- youres SDTILL TADLKING WITH ME
- just the fasdt that youre wilsdling to ast lest somewhat look past thast is huge
- masterfulShooter
- FAERZEN I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHAT YOUVE SAID TO ME
- visceralVanguard
- i could NEVER even excepst you to frgotive me, let alone bring mysel f to even apoligze
- asdn yet here you are
- you dson't need to be a "Badass" to bes awesome
- yosu don't need to bdes super effictsive at kilslling things
- you don't neddes to have youe life togethesr
- the fact of the matter is
- you recognize you don't have your shit together
- and youre wokring throughs that
- nobdyoys perfect
- despites what I may tshink about myself sometimes
- ⓘ Seriously_Subdued is now known as The_Host
- ⓘ Nick_Varnegs is now known as the_pain
- visceralVanguard
- yosu csant put syouerlsef down becasue you're snot meetings your owns ridiculous standsard
- your miles aboce wehre you think soyur at
- teh facst that you stilsl even resmotley care enogh
- to continues listening to this miserable pile of shit over here
- i csant even comprehend
- so
- thanks
- masterfulShooter
- FAERZEN DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND
- HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME
- the_pain
- ((damm... this is actually producing feels over here))
- masterfulShooter
- HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME
- visceralVanguard
- wwhat?
- masterfulShooter
- YOU HAVE BEEN IN MY LIFE MORE THAN MY OWN DAD FAERZEB
- FAERZEN*
- FUCKING
- LOSING YOU TOO
- HELL NO
- HELL FUCKING NO
- visceralVanguard
- howw can you still mesan that?
- masterfulShooter
- IF YOU DONT GET UP
- visceralVanguard
- afster everytshing ive done?
- masterfulShooter
- faerzen
- we're bros 4 lyf remember
- visceralVanguard
- like sIve even remsotely held up my end fo the bargains on that one!
- masterfulShooter
- YOU FUCKING HELPED ME THROUGH MY PARENTS DEATH
- YOU HELPED ME THROUGH FUCKING THE WORLDS DEATH
- YOU HELPED ME THROUGH SO MUCH FUCKING SHIT
- WHAT HAVE I HELPED YOU WITH
- THIS?
- YOUR UPSET
- BECAUSE OF FUCKING ME
- visceralVanguard
- ....
- i...
- The_Host
- (love you)
- visceralVanguard
- okay, firsts, yours NOT why ims upset. if anythings, youvea been sholding me teoghether right nosw
- but
- liek
- you actaully cared that much?
- and enough
- that it ceomes anywhere cliose to making up fot THIS MESS?
- i'm sorry, Byron
- i underestimated you again
- i....
- can't even
- oh my god
- wwhy cans't I dype
- sttthank you
- * visceralVanguard gives virtual hug
- masterfulShooter
- ...even if its virtual
- ive never been hugged before
- * masterfulShooter hugs back
- masterfulShooter
- so...uh, do you feel better?
- ((#moirailmastery))
- visceralVanguard
- ummm
- well, ifs better is relatively spesaking, then yes
- so mucsh better than berfore
- i think
- i mean
- ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
- <I ship it vacillating>
- visceralVanguard
- i never actuallty apologized
- masterfulShooter
- ((between what AT???)))
- visceralVanguard
- so uhhhhh here it goes?
- masterfulShooter
- well
- ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
- <Only one vacillating, Red and Black>
- masterfulShooter
- ((god damn AT your going deep))
- do you uh
- visceralVanguard
- Byron, im sorry for how i have and continue to belittle you to elevate myself, and for how ive continually shrugged off your emotions as unimportant.
- ssotrry, took a while to type right
- masterfulShooter
- no no its okay
- do you still want to be honorary leader or...?
- i mean i cant do it
- and nick is
- huh
- visceralVanguard
- whats wrong?
- masterfulShooter
- i really shouldnt have been such a dick to him
- fuck
- visceralVanguard
- What hapeppened?
- masterfulShooter
- i just
- blew up on him
- i guess if i hadnt talked to him before i talked to you
- we wouldnt have had such a
- happy ending
- visceralVanguard
- how did talking to him changee anything?
- masterfulShooter
- god i feel like such a shitlord
- visceralVanguard
- oh god, Nick
- I'm so embarressed
- masterfulShooter
- he is more so than you
- visceralVanguard
- well of course he is!
- i'd be amazed if he wasn't after what I said to him!
- masterfulShooter
- what...did you say to him
- visceralVanguard
- uhhhhh
- how much did he tell you?
- I don't want to make things worse by
- you know what
- fuck it
- ive made enough of a mess already
- basically
- masterfulShooter
- i wonder if these things can go 3 way
- ((at?))
- ((ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]))
- visceralVanguard
- I could tell from some of his recent messages he seemed to be suggesting some.... closer relations?
- masterfulShooter
- ((shit))
- the_pain
- ((im still here so you know))
- masterfulShooter
- (( ATtheorytime[Huelicopter] ))
- ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
- <They totally can>
- ⓘ the_pain is now known as alluringArtist
- visceralVanguard
- And he tried to talk with me in his kind of round-about way
- masterfulShooter
- huh
- visceralVanguard
- and I basically laughed at him in his face
- masterfulShooter
- maybe
- fuck
- visceralVanguard
- and just made fun of him for it
- masterfulShooter
- well that's basically what you did to me
- but
- i mean its ojay
- okay*
- but did you do the brain ghost thing
- visceralVanguard
- I did at first, but he made some good points about why the dream should be real instead
- so by the end I wasn't sure
- But honestly, I didn't really care at the time
- masterfulShooter
- well
- maybe we can like
- get him in here
- so i can bro it up
- ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
- <Gonna tell him about the Kiss first?>
- masterfulShooter
- ((wait what the fuck))
- ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
- <I am the best Wingman>
- visceralVanguard
- ((oh yeah dude forgot about that action))
- masterfulShooter
- ((WAIIIT WHAAT WOOOOAH HOW COULD YOU KEEP THAT FROM ME))
- visceralVanguard
- uhhhhh
- oh fuck
- okay
- hmmmmm
- Yeah, that would probably be a lot better than just avoiding him
- masterfulShooter
- alright
- uh
- visceralVanguard
- wait
- wait
- masterfulShooter
- how do i
- visceralVanguard
- wait
- masterfulShooter
- hmm
- visceralVanguard
- please don't
- masterfulShooter
- what
- visceralVanguard
- yet
- masterfulShooter
- eh?
- why?
- visceralVanguard
- I want to open a separate memo board so he can't just scroll up and see all of this
- ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
- <You can add him at any time using /me adds AA>
- masterfulShooter
- oh
- i guess that makes sense
- visceralVanguard
- and....
- masterfulShooter
- are you still crying
- ?
- visceralVanguard
- just so we're on the same page
- masterfulShooter
- you seem more composed
- alluringArtist
- -- AlluringArtist [AA] is not currently paying attention to his computer, please try again later --
- masterfulShooter
- is all im saying
- visceralVanguard
- I think I really fucked up with Nick
- masterfulShooter
- so did i
- visceralVanguard
- Like I think he's probably really beat up about it
- so please don't bring it up until he or I does
- ummmm
- masterfulShooter
- uh
- visceralVanguard
- yeah he kissed me while we were dreaming so I think he's probably got some rather nontrivial feelings on the matter
- masterfulShooter
- alright
- cool
- WAIT WHAT
- visceralVanguard
- so don't bring it up
- ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
- <Who is going to pastebin this monster>
- masterfulShooter
- WHOAO
- The_Host
- (ILL DO IT)
- masterfulShooter
- HRRRNGH
- FAERZEN
- HOLY SHIT
- WHAT
- THE FUCK
- YO
- visceralVanguard
- Now do you see why I fucked up so badly?
- masterfulShooter
- OH SHIT
- visceralVanguard
- I had no idea!
- masterfulShooter
- I FUCKING
- FUCK
- i think
- i may have fucked up worse than you
- i uh
- he uh
- fuck
- ((AT you better have made nick roll dexterity for that kiss though))
- i think i might have made him a tad bit
- ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
- <I was in Wingman mode>
- masterfulShooter
- suicidal
- so
- theres that
- visceralVanguard
- oh FUCK
- masterfulShooter
- yeaaah
- hmm
- we probablyy
- should talk to him as soon as possible
- visceralVanguard
- We shouldn't wait another moment then.
- masterfulShooter
- like
- fuck
- well
- HAHA!
- visceralVanguard
- I'll set up the memo board
- masterfulShooter
- YOU'RE BACK IN LEADER MODE
- YES
- BRO JOB ACCOMPLISHED
- visceralVanguard
- sigh
- ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
- <Re-Pastebin>
- masterfulShooter
- fuck fuck fuck
- uh
- visceralVanguard
- All I'm trying to do is backpedal and fix all the shit I messed up, okay!
- Just a minute, let me invite him to this new memo
- -- visceralVanguard [VV] bid farewell to masterfulShooter [MS] --
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