Area 51

Late afternoon one day, Air Force guards at Area 51 heard a buzzing sound. They soon spotted a Cessna airplane landing right on their main runway. Of course, they immediately seized the pilot and dragged him into an interrogation room.

The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation. They asked him every imaginable question and made him repeat his story over a dozen times.

By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was just lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, told him to be more careful in the future complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, pointed him back to Vegas, and sent him on his way.

The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force guards, they again heard the same sound. And sure enough, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, they surrounded the plane.

This time there were two people in the plane. That same pilot and the angriest looking woman they had ever seen.

The pilot immediately began explaining: "Look, I know what you're thinking. And I don't care what you do to me. But you *MUST* explain to my wife that I really did spend last night at Area 51."