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  1. [7:47pm] Mons: man aori i just woke up from a short nap why is dream-you not on board
  2. [7:47pm] Mons: with things
  3. [7:47pm] Aori_Radidjiu: What
  4. [7:48pm] Aori_Radidjiu: What did dream-me do?
  5. [7:48pm] Mons: We were driving home from
  6. [7:50pm] Mons: uh... something. I forget, it was awkward because in this dream space I hadn't asked you your sexuality and hit on you there. But anyway it was this really scenic country road and there were like, parades of animals wandering, even domestic ones. Puppies jumping up to lick the car's window because the car was really short for som ereason but anyway, all the sheep, when it got to the sheep were really happy except this one retarded newborn one stumbling everywhere. It rolled off a hill which was cute and fine at first when it got up, but then it KEPT ROLLING
  7. [7:51pm] Mons: And I KNEW what was going to happen
  8. [7:51pm] Mons: so I yelled at you to stop the damn car
  9. [7:51pm] Mons: But got out anyway because you were going at like, 3mph
  10. [7:52pm] Mons: And I chased the sheep allll the way to a completely different village than what the road was towards down this improbable series of cliffs and rivvers, every time it started falling more and breaking more bones, so here I am wandering around basically a dark farm at night yelling for help for this sheep
  11. [7:52pm] Mons: ONE light comes on and thank fuck it's the mario bros. veterinary clinic
  12. [7:53pm] Mons: except Luigi starts being a dick about credit card types
  13. [7:53pm] Mons: "okay we help de sheep. you have discover? we must take discover"
  14. [7:53pm] Mons: and i'm freaking out here so i snap awake
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