MLR: THE TEXT BASED GAME - Log 2

[00:30:33] Interrobang Pie: *** LET THE GAMES BEGIN ***
[00:30:35] Interrobang Pie: towering infront of them were the biggest contraptions they had ever seen. two

metal behemoths were floating through the air - two battleships. SHY and DASH could see the engines roaring,

but they made no sound whatsoever - magic engines, maybe. both ships were completely lined with cannons, and

they were all pointed at one another. they were primed to fire at any second, but not one of them did. on

the side of each ship was a huge insignia.
[00:30:44] Interrobang Pie: one had a sun. the other, a moon.
[00:31:12] Interrobang Pie: neither ship had noticed the two little specks that rose out of the blood red

skyline
[00:31:19] <MLR> Glaze: Fluttershy is god, tell her to deal with it
[00:31:33] <MLR> Diss Order: Fluttershy asked the ships to move.
[00:31:36] <MLR> Diss Order: And they did.
[00:31:37] <MLR> Diss Order: Fin.
[00:31:38] <MLR> Versilaryan: Nicely.
[00:31:42] <MLR> Diss Order: ^
[00:31:42] <MLR> Glaze: We win
[00:31:51] Interrobang Pie: you decide it is best to infiltrate a ship. for funsies.
[00:31:54] <MLR> Jackle App: Dash ==> Shriek like an imbecile and headbutt the ground
[00:31:58] Interrobang Pie: which ship will you taaaaaaake?
[00:32:03] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': split?
[00:32:10] <MLR> Versilaryan: Nononono. Never a good idea.
[00:32:17] <MLR> Diss Order: LETS DO IT
[00:32:18] <MLR> Diss Order: <_>
[00:32:20] <MLR> General Mumble: The moon ship.
[00:32:22] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': No
[00:32:24] <MLR> ArtAttack: ^
[00:32:26] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': The sun ship
[00:32:31] <MLR> Glaze: The moon ship
[00:32:37] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': I want to kick celestias ass
[00:32:39] <MLR> General Mumble: Twi is bipolar and argues which ship to take.
[00:32:40] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': not luna's
[00:32:40] <MLR> Versilaryan: Sun ship!
[00:32:55] <MLR> Diss Order: I dont wanna assault luna
[00:32:58] <MLR> Diss Order: celestia is a tyrant
[00:33:00] <MLR> Diss Order: gtfo and die
[00:33:02] Interrobang Pie: okay i'm flipping a coin
[00:33:04] <MLR> Diss Order: ZEEEEERG
[00:33:08] <MLR> General Mumble: Who says we are assaulting?
[00:33:12] <MLR> General Mumble: We could just ask to go in!
[00:33:13] <MLR> Diss Order: I say
[00:33:16] Interrobang Pie: heads = sun
[00:33:17] <MLR> Glaze: Bits have different sides?
[00:33:26] Interrobang Pie: tails, we take luna's ship
[00:33:30] <MLR> General Mumble: YESS
[00:33:43] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': I want evidence of said coinflip
[00:33:50] <MLR> Diss Order: Bits have only 1 side, the other side is invisable :V
[00:33:51] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': aka pic or it didnt happen
[00:33:52] <MLR> Glaze: Written report
[00:33:56] Interrobang Pie: oh shut up
[00:34:15] <MLR> Diss Order: Written report: Enemy ships inbound. Shit is cash. Deal with it. Over and out.
[00:34:19] <MLR> Diss Order: Sounds pretty clear to me.
[00:34:33] Interrobang Pie: anyway, DASH and SHY start to inspect the ship
[00:34:36] <MLR> Diss Order: Followed by a Duty Calls-like briefing.
[00:34:41] <MLR> Diss Order: For extra headache.
[00:34:42] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': LOL
[00:34:49] <MLR> Glaze: War has changed
[00:34:51] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': Rank up! master sergeant shooter person
[00:34:51] <MLR> Glaze: Or has it?
[00:34:58] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': yes ofcourse it has, its war
[00:34:59] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': yes
[00:34:59] <MLR> Glaze: Yes
[00:34:59] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': no
[00:35:01] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': yes?
[00:35:02] <MLR> Diss Order: yes?
[00:35:03] Interrobang Pie: goddammit
[00:35:04] <MLR> Diss Order: xD
[00:35:04] <MLR> Glaze: No
[00:35:09] <MLR> Diss Order: DERAAAAAAAILS
[00:35:57] Interrobang Pie: you can try boarding via the DECK, the ENGINES, BOTTOM END WHICH I CAN'T THINK

OF A NAME FOR, or by breaking into the SIDE
[00:36:08] <MLR> Diss Order: LETS REAR END THIS MOTHER FUCKER
[00:36:20] <MLR> Glaze: With our nheads
[00:36:45] <MLR> General Mumble: Let's not break in.
[00:36:49] <MLR> General Mumble: I say deck.
[00:36:54] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': they'll spot us
[00:36:56] <MLR> Diss Order: Hey we're here.
[00:36:56] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': right away
[00:36:59] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': they might be hostile
[00:37:00] <MLR> Diss Order: Let us in to kick your ass.
[00:37:02] <MLR> Diss Order: please?
[00:37:17] <MLR> General Mumble: Shy is MEGAPOWER. If hostile, we can fight.
[00:37:26] <MLR> Diss Order: we got the stare
[00:37:31] <MLR> Diss Order: and fucking rainbooms
[00:37:33] Interrobang Pie: but is SHY a good _fighter_?
[00:37:42] <MLR> General Mumble: >Stare
[00:37:45] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': No, Shy is only good at squeeking
[00:37:51] <MLR> Glaze: Clearly, lvls are all about attack stats yo
[00:37:52] <MLR> Diss Order: we got creepy stares and gay rays, we got it covered.
[00:38:02] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': stare only works on animals?
[00:38:02] Interrobang Pie: anyway decide
[00:38:09] Interrobang Pie: DECK, the ENGINES, BOTTOM END WHICH I CAN'T THINK OF A NAME FOR, or by breaking

into the SIDE
[00:38:11] <MLR> General Mumble: I decide we board the deck
[00:38:12] <MLR> Diss Order: ponies
[00:38:13] <MLR> Diss Order: are animals
[00:38:15] <MLR> Diss Order: ...
[00:38:21] <MLR> Glaze: Bottom end it
[00:38:29] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': Ponies are sentient in this universe
[00:38:34] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': they take care of all the other animals
[00:38:37] <MLR> Diss Order: lets board that bitch doggy style.
[00:38:38] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': who all seem to be retarded
[00:38:57] <MLR> Glaze: I head some of them take care of themselves
[00:39:14] <MLR> Diss Order: That's nasty.
[00:39:17] <MLR> Diss Order: But efficient.
[00:39:29] Interrobang Pie: DASH and SHY pick up the rest from under the skyline and start flying towards

the bottom of the ship
[00:39:30] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': anyway, we dont know if the stare works on ponies
[00:39:44] <MLR> Glaze: Test it on applejack
[00:39:53] Interrobang Pie: something doesn't feel right...
[00:39:55] Interrobang Pie: WHAT DO
[00:40:02] <MLR> Glaze: Continue
[00:40:02] <MLR> Diss Order: DO BE DO BE DO
[00:40:15] <MLR> General Mumble: Does twilight have any study knowlidge of these ships?
[00:40:20] <MLR> ArtAttack: The word you're looking for is "Hull", Ipie.
[00:40:25] Interrobang Pie: thank you
[00:40:26] <MLR> Diss Order: Can;t Twilight just blow them up?
[00:40:29] <MLR> Diss Order: Crazt unicorn magic?
[00:40:30] <MLR> ArtAttack: Np.
[00:40:31] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': oh hai Art
[00:40:35] <MLR> ArtAttack: Ohai.
[00:41:13] Interrobang Pie: you are now directly under the HULL. the most obvious way in is through some

sort of HANGAR. there's that odd feeling again though...
[00:41:15] Interrobang Pie: WHAT DO
[00:41:36] <MLR> Glaze: Pfft, feelings.. continue
[00:41:38] <MLR> General Mumble: What are the goggles reading?
[00:41:50] Interrobang Pie: the goggles read nothing. there are no ghosts here.
[00:41:53] <MLR> Diss Order: use sauce to crash the engines
[00:41:56] <MLR> Diss Order: :V
[00:42:01] <MLR> Jackle App: the goggles zey do nuzzink
[00:42:04] <MLR> Glaze: No silly, we need jam for that
[00:42:11] <MLR> General Mumble: What if you re-insert te data chip into the goggz?
[00:42:21] Interrobang Pie: there are no GHOSTS heree
[00:42:29] <MLR> Diss Order: then it says 'my socket got raped, I be defect nao'
[00:42:55] <MLR> Glaze: Poor goggles man
[00:43:43] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': the data chip probably contains a few word documents, rebeccablack-

friday.mp3 and a game about a italian plumber jumping on mushrooms
[00:43:47] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': just saying
[00:44:02] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': Hey PinkiePieSwear
[00:44:07] <MLR> Glaze: Play friday
[00:44:23] Interrobang Pie: you play friday the 13th for the NES. you don't like it
[00:44:29] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': hahaha
[00:44:30] <MLR> Diss Order: Who's PinkiePieSwear?
[00:44:36] Interrobang Pie: matt
[00:44:39] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': PinkiePieSwear = Matt = pretty cool guy
[00:44:48] <MLR> Jackle App: ^
[00:44:52] <MLR> Matt: Hiya!
[00:44:54] <MLR> Diss Order: I dont see him
[00:44:56] <MLR> Diss Order: :l
[00:44:57] <MLR> Versilaryan: Hello!
[00:45:01] <MLR> Glaze: Yo
[00:45:06] <MLR> Diss Order: ohi
[00:45:06] Interrobang Pie: sup
[00:45:10] Interrobang Pie: will you be staying
[00:45:15] <MLR> Matt: No work today
[00:45:17] <MLR> Matt: So yes!
[00:45:27] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': So you're leaving like DissOrder then?
[00:45:28] <MLR> Diss Order: blargandee = pps?
[00:45:34] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': yeah
[00:45:34] Interrobang Pie: yes
[00:45:34] Interrobang Pie: you are now directly under the HULL. the most obvious way in is through some

sort of HANGAR. there's that odd feeling again though...
WHAT DO
[00:45:36] <MLR> Diss Order: oic
[00:45:59] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': Forward ponies, for greater glory!
[00:46:00] <MLR> General Mumble: We should go in.
[00:46:15] <MLR> Diss Order: Twi has a horn
[00:46:20] <MLR> Diss Order: use magic
[00:46:25] <MLR> Diss Order: and then it's a drill
[00:46:29] <MLR> Versilaryan: Twi ran out of mana a long time ago. )=
[00:46:31] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': OOM
[00:46:32] <MLR> Glaze: Grow beards, just in case
[00:46:35] <MLR> Diss Order: DOH
[00:46:38] <MLR> Glaze: Fuck
[00:46:47] <MLR> Diss Order: Mana potions?
[00:46:50] <MLR> Diss Order: Innervate?
[00:46:57] <MLR> Jackle App: Does Rarity have any mana?
[00:46:59] <MLR> Diss Order: Evocation?
[00:46:59] <MLR> Jackle App: or is she useless?
[00:47:01] <MLR> Versilaryan: We could go running around breaking pots and cutting grass to see if those

Zelda mana things pop up.
[00:47:15] Interrobang Pie: you enter the HANGAR. it contains a few JETS and CRATES, but there is otherwise

nothing but a staircase leading up to the NORTH
[00:47:30] <MLR> Versilaryan: Check the CRATES!
[00:47:42] <MLR> Diss Order: Kill the JETS
[00:47:43] <MLR> General Mumble: Inspect crates.
[00:47:57] Interrobang Pie: you check the CRATES and find 2 ETANKS, and 20 SCRAP METALS
[00:48:29] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': scrap metal, I always throw those away when I find them in fallout. crafting

is lame anyways. ah well, might be useful
[00:48:39] Interrobang Pie: who knows
[00:48:44] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': you do
[00:48:45] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': I dont
[00:48:48] Interrobang Pie: i dont know
[00:48:48] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': We'll see
[00:48:52] Interrobang Pie: this is all out of my arse
[00:48:56] Interrobang Pie: anyway WHAT DO
[00:48:57] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': hawt
[00:49:23] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': we should like
[00:49:25] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': totally steal a jet
[00:49:28] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': attack the other ship
[00:49:38] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': so they destroy eachother
[00:49:39] <MLR> Diss Order: and make the other ship attack our ship
[00:49:44] <MLR> Glaze: Anyone here a pilot?
[00:49:45] <MLR> Diss Order: so they destroy eachother
[00:49:47] <MLR> Diss Order: and then leave
[00:49:48] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': win here, win there
[00:49:48] <MLR> Diss Order: WE WIN
[00:49:49] Interrobang Pie: you need a KEY CARD to pilot this JET
[00:49:56] <MLR> Diss Order: FUCK OFF
[00:49:58] <MLR> Diss Order: POKEMON REFERENCES
[00:49:58] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': oh I-Pie
[00:50:05] <MLR> Versilaryan: Which ship are we even in?
[00:50:05] <MLR> Diss Order: JUST NO
[00:50:14] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': you just cant have us have some fun now can you?
[00:50:19] Interrobang Pie: luna
[00:50:24] Interrobang Pie: well this way you get to kill guards
[00:50:24] <MLR> Diss Order: No pokemon
[00:50:26] <MLR> Diss Order: no
[00:50:26] <MLR> Diss Order: no
[00:50:30] <MLR> General Mumble: Staircase it is... lets go.
[00:50:54] <MLR> Diss Order: I-Pie: A wild Rapidash appeared!
[00:51:04] <MLR> Glaze: Use spalsjh
[00:51:18] <MLR> Glaze: Wow, I can sure spell today
[00:51:18] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': We dont actually KILL guards right?
[00:51:25 | Edited 00:51:30] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': that wouldn't be friendship
[00:51:25] <MLR> Diss Order: mature ponies
[00:51:29] <MLR> Diss Order: not for kids
[00:51:31] <MLR> Diss Order: kill them
[00:51:32] <MLR> Diss Order: do it
[00:51:39] <MLR> Diss Order: murder and violence
[00:51:40] <MLR> Glaze: Fatality
[00:51:42] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': Wessel has no problem with death but oh god no its cum
[00:51:51] Interrobang Pie: you climb a few staircases to find yourself in the ENGINE ROOM. it's really hot

in here. there are tons of PRESSURE VALVES and BUTTONS. there are also a few ENGINEERS, but they haven't

spotted you... yet
[00:51:52] <MLR> Diss Order: Violence is generally accepted in games
[00:51:55] <MLR> Diss Order: But sex is not.
[00:51:58] <MLR> Diss Order: teeheee
[00:52:04] <MLR> Glaze: Turn all valves
[00:52:09] <MLR> Glaze: Look smug about it
[00:52:09] *** Interrobang Pie added Thomas Dobbs ***
[00:52:12] <MLR> Jackle App: Move that gear up
[00:52:19] <MLR> Jackle App: ask the engie for a dispenser
[00:52:22] <MLR> Jackle App: and then scream medic
[00:52:23] Interrobang Pie: you start twiddling all the VALVES
[00:52:24] <MLR> Jackle App: for 25 minutes
[00:52:31] <MLR> Diss Order: ALL THE VALVES
[00:52:33] <MLR> Diss Order: ALL OF TEM
[00:52:36] <MLR> Diss Order: them even
[00:52:38] <MLR> Glaze: MORE SMUG
[00:52:40] Interrobang Pie: sirens start going off and the ENGIs are suddenly aware of your existance
[00:52:43] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': This reminds me of penumbra
[00:52:45] Interrobang Pie: they aren't happy!
[00:52:45] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': god I hated that part
[00:52:50] <MLR> Glaze: SPY HERE
[00:52:53] <MLR> Diss Order: They bring out their noobtubes.
[00:53:03] Interrobang Pie: do you fight, run, or surrender!?!?
[00:53:04] <MLR> Diss Order: Cause they're engis
[00:53:12] <MLR> Diss Order: Shoot a tracer dart
[00:53:27] Interrobang Pie: ENGI ENGI ENGI 50/50 50/50 50/50
[00:53:28] <MLR> Diss Order: Because I like the red light.
[00:53:30] Interrobang Pie: TWI's turn
[00:53:32] <MLR> General Mumble: Have fluttershy sing lullaby.
[00:53:38] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': should we really fight them guiz?
[00:53:44] <MLR> Diss Order: VIOLENCE
[00:53:45] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': I mean, we are attacking luna here
[00:53:47] <MLR> Diss Order: SPARTAAAA!
[00:53:48] <MLR> Glaze: They started it
[00:53:59] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': no, they spotted us infiltrating their ship
[00:54:09] <MLR> Glaze: Have twi gore them
[00:54:16] <MLR> Diss Order: You question morality during an invasion?
[00:54:16] <MLR> Diss Order: ONGESCHIKT
[00:54:18] Interrobang Pie: ENGI1 20/50
[00:54:20] <MLR> Diss Order: WEGGEJORIST
[00:54:22] Interrobang Pie: PINK's turn
[00:54:39] <MLR> Glaze: Laugh at them
[00:54:50] <MLR> Diss Order: ha-ha-ha
[00:55:02] Interrobang Pie: you giggle, but unfortunately the ENGIs are not ghosties
[00:55:05] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': Wessel: weggejorist, son dumpert/pwned zijn shit
[00:55:10] Interrobang Pie: DASH turn
[00:55:13] <MLR> Glaze: I FUCKING TOLD YOU GUYS
[00:55:19] <MLR> Diss Order: Gelukkig zit ik daar nooit op :V
[00:55:21] <MLR> Glaze: Damn granny pie
[00:55:24] <MLR> Diss Order: vind het gewoon een leuk woord
[00:55:24] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': Fantastic filly flash
[00:55:38] Interrobang Pie: ENGI 0 30 30
[00:55:45] Interrobang Pie: SHY's turn
[00:55:45] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': Wessel: hoe ken je het woord als je er nooit zit?
[00:55:51] <MLR> Diss Order: People link shit.
[00:55:54] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': SHY should use squeel, voor AoE stun
[00:55:57] <MLR> ArtAttack: Heal everyone else.
[00:55:58] <MLR> General Mumble: Lullaby i tell you!
[00:56:08] Interrobang Pie: SHY squeals
[00:56:12] Interrobang Pie: it does nothing
[00:56:16] Interrobang Pie: APPLE's turn
[00:56:18] <MLR> General Mumble: ¬¬
[00:56:25] <MLR> Diss Order: BUCK EM
[00:56:27] <MLR> Diss Order: BUCK EM ALL
[00:56:35] Interrobang Pie: you buck em hard, you utter slut
[00:56:39] Interrobang Pie: ENGI 0 30
[00:56:43] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': she should fire off some pieces of metal into their faces
[00:56:44] Interrobang Pie: RARE's tur]
[00:56:45] <MLR> Glaze: Use Complain
[00:56:49] <MLR> Diss Order: HAHAHA
[00:56:50] <MLR> General Mumble: Whine.
[00:57:01] Interrobang Pie: your whining breaks everyone's ears
[00:57:03] Interrobang Pie: ENGI 20
[00:57:10] Interrobang Pie: TWI 30/61
[00:57:16] Interrobang Pie: PINK 52/77
[00:57:24] Interrobang Pie: DASH 30/110
[00:57:25] <MLR> Diss Order: WHAT DID YOU DO
[00:57:27] Thomas Dobbs: But she wasn't whining! She was COMPLAINING.
[00:57:31] Interrobang Pie: SHY 40000/50000
[00:57:40] Interrobang Pie: APPLE 80/100
[00:57:40 | Edited 00:57:48] <MLR> ArtAttack: Why'd it do 100000 to shy?!
[00:57:41] <MLR> Diss Order: YOU SUCK
[00:57:46] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': OBJECTION, Fluttershy had 1000/1000 health!
[00:57:56] Interrobang Pie: nope
[00:57:59] <MLR> General Mumble: (she didn't)
[00:58:01] <MLR> Jackle App: Fluttershy has sensitive ears
[00:58:04] <MLR> Jackle App: TAKE THAT
[00:58:11] <MLR> ArtAttack: Works for me.
[00:58:12] Interrobang Pie: ENGI throws a spanner
[00:58:13] Interrobang Pie: and misses
[00:58:15] <MLR> Diss Order: She's now shuddering in a corner.
[00:58:17] <MLR> Diss Order: GJ guys
[00:58:17] Interrobang Pie: TWI's turn
[00:58:18] <MLR> Diss Order: GG
[00:58:24] <MLR> Diss Order: MAGIC APOCALYPSE
[00:58:28] <MLR> Diss Order: TEAR THE PLACE DOWN
[00:58:28] Interrobang Pie: ENGI 0
[00:58:32] Interrobang Pie: you win!!!
[00:58:33] <MLR> ArtAttack: DISS, WE HAVE NO MANA
[00:58:40] <MLR> Diss Order: ._.
[00:58:42] Interrobang Pie: RARITY is now lv2!!!
[00:58:49] <MLR> Glaze: Oh she has mana now? But not when everyone needed a beard
[00:58:53] Interrobang Pie: RARE 66/80
[00:58:53] <MLR> ArtAttack: XD
[00:58:58] <MLR> Diss Order: mana regens
[00:58:59] <MLR> Diss Order: :V
[00:59:10] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': Not if you have a mana reg of 0
[00:59:15] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': or less
[00:59:17] <MLR> ArtAttack: Just so you know, that wasn't a serious allcaps.
[00:59:19] Interrobang Pie: SPOILS: lab cloaks x3
[00:59:20] <MLR> Diss Order: TWI HAS CAPPED SPIRIT
[00:59:29] <MLR> Jackle App: PUT ON THE CLOAKS
[00:59:32] <MLR> Jackle App: TWO PONIES TO A CLOAK
[00:59:33] <MLR> Jackle App: DO IT
[00:59:37] <MLR> ArtAttack: ^
[00:59:40] <MLR> Jackle App: SUPER SECRET DISGUISES
[00:59:43] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': Who are the most convincing engis?
[00:59:44] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': AJ
[00:59:51] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': aaaaannd...
[00:59:53] <MLR> ArtAttack: Twi, Shy, and AJ.
[01:00:03] Interrobang Pie: TWI and SHY, RARE and AJ and DASH and PINK share a coat each
[01:00:12] <MLR> ArtAttack: That works too.
[01:00:14] <MLR> Glaze: So tall
[01:00:15] <MLR> Jackle App: God yes
[01:00:20] Interrobang Pie: why is there rustling coming from DASH's and PINK's coat?
[01:00:27] Interrobang Pie: anyway
[01:00:27] <MLR> Diss Order: NO
[01:00:28] <MLR> Diss Order: NO
[01:00:31] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': YES
[01:00:31] <MLR> ArtAttack: Sauce 3x?
[01:00:35] Interrobang Pie: no sauce
[01:00:46] Interrobang Pie: there is just a pet mouse in on eof the pockets
[01:00:50] Interrobang Pie: you get MOUSE x1
[01:00:51] <MLR> Diss Order: YOU TEASE
[01:00:53] <MLR> ArtAttack: That makes much more sense.
[01:00:56] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': Wessel has such a dirty mind
[01:00:59] Interrobang Pie: ^
[01:01:01] <MLR> Diss Order: :3
[01:01:02] <MLR> Glaze: ^
[01:01:37] Interrobang Pie: anyway, the PRESSURE or something is rapidly decreasing. there are still

BUTTONS. the sirens are still going off and you're bound to alert someone else
[01:01:49] Interrobang Pie: the path continues EAST and WEST, and the hangar is SOUTH
[01:01:51] Interrobang Pie: WHAT DO
[01:01:54] <MLR> Diss Order: Push ALL the buttons.
[01:01:57] <MLR> Glaze: Push buttons
[01:01:59] <MLR> Diss Order: ALL of them.
[01:02:02] <MLR> General Mumble: Fantastic.
[01:02:04] Interrobang Pie: you push ALL the BUTTONS
[01:02:07] <MLR> Diss Order: xD
[01:02:10] Interrobang Pie: the LIGHTS go off
[01:02:15] <MLR> Glaze: Push them again
[01:02:18] <MLR> General Mumble: Lamp
[01:02:20] Interrobang Pie: you push them again
[01:02:30] Interrobang Pie: the LIGHTS remain off, but there is a clunk
[01:02:33] Interrobang Pie: the path continues EAST and WEST, and the hangar is SOUTH
WHAT DO
[01:02:37] <MLR> Glaze: DAMN YOU TECHNOLOGY
[01:02:42] <MLR> Diss Order: EAST
[01:02:44] <MLR> General Mumble: LAMP, EAST
[01:02:52] <MLR> Diss Order: HORN, LIGHT, EAST
[01:02:56] Interrobang Pie: you equip your LAMP and start walking EAST.
[01:03:16] Interrobang Pie: you eventually find yourself in the CABIN block area
[01:03:33] Interrobang Pie: there are many angry PONIES looking at you
[01:03:39] <MLR> Glaze: Say hi
[01:03:53] <MLR> Diss Order: MAKE SOME FRIENDS
[01:04:09] Interrobang Pie: you attempt to make friends. it's not gonna work without some PERSUASION
[01:04:13] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': Fire Ion canon
[01:04:15] <MLR> Glaze: ERECT SENtRY
[01:04:23] Interrobang Pie: you have no SENTRY!
[01:04:29] <MLR> Glaze: FRINDSHIP BEAM
[01:04:34] <MLR> Diss Order: YES
[01:04:38] <MLR> General Mumble: Have FLUTTERSHY tell them THEY WILL LOVE YOU
[01:04:38] <MLR> Diss Order: FIRE THE GAY RAY
[01:04:43] Interrobang Pie: you dont hae enough MANA for that
[01:04:45] <MLR> Jackle App: Erect a Teleporter
[01:04:57] Interrobang Pie: SHY talks to the PONIES
[01:05:05] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': Diss you seem to be really obsessed with this gay ray of yours, what's up?
[01:05:10] <MLR> Jackle App: Twilight should need magic for her intuitive arcane magic
[01:05:12] Interrobang Pie: they are slightly soothed by her voice, but still maintain their ANGER
[01:05:12] <MLR> Jackle App: innate*
[01:05:14] <MLR> Diss Order: rainbow beam = gay ray
[01:05:16] <MLR> Diss Order: it rhymes
[01:05:16] <MLR> Glaze: Oh yeah sent the socialy insecure one
[01:05:28] <MLR> Diss Order: and rhyming is good
[01:05:33] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': only if you're zecora
[01:05:42] <MLR> Diss Order: Black ponies best ponies
[01:05:47] <MLR> Diss Order: zebras even
[01:05:49] Interrobang Pie: INV:
LAMP; METAL 27; BUBBLE 14; ETANK x3; SLINGSHOT; BULLET 1; 2 ENERGY PELLET; SAUCE x1; GOGGLES; SHADES; QUILL

(filled with blood); REINFORCED CONCRETE; SCRAP METAL x20; LAB COAT x3; MOUSE;
[01:05:50] <MLR> Glaze: SHe is best of both
[01:06:07] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': poniggas (copyright mumble I believe)
[01:06:10] <MLR> Diss Order: THROW IN THE MOUSE
[01:06:25] <MLR> General Mumble: Not copyright me.
[01:06:29] Interrobang Pie: you show them the MOUSE. they recognise you as ENGINEERS
[01:06:31] <MLR> General Mumble: I forget who that was
[01:06:35] <MLR> Diss Order: XD
[01:06:36] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': then who did come up with the word yesterday?
[01:06:39] <MLR> Glaze: Load mouse into slingshot
[01:06:39] Interrobang Pie: they are still rather PEEVED OFF with you
[01:06:45] <MLR> Jackle App: tell them to
[01:06:46] <MLR> General Mumble: Grooves, I think?
[01:06:47] <MLR> Jackle App: "hush now"
[01:06:48] <MLR> Jackle App: "quiet now"
[01:06:53] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': we should've trained speechcraft guys
[01:06:54] <MLR> Jackle App: "lay your little sleepy head"
[01:06:57] <MLR> Jackle App: "hush now"
[01:06:59] <MLR> Jackle App: "quiet now"
[01:07:05] <MLR> Jackle App: "It's time to GET KICKED IN THE THROAT"
[01:07:05] <MLR> Diss Order: ITS TIME TO GO TO BED
[01:07:11] <MLR> Jackle App: *buck*
[01:07:14] Interrobang Pie: SHY starts singing. the others are confused, ENGIs dont SING
[01:07:41] <MLR> Diss Order: DASH tell the engis she got bucked in the face by accident.
[01:07:44] <MLR> Diss Order: So she's a bit weird now.
[01:08:09] Interrobang Pie: DASH tell the engis she got bucked in the face by accident.the PONIES are quite

gullible, it seems, as they believe you
[01:08:11] Interrobang Pie: they speak
[01:08:16] <MLR> Jackle App: in tongues
[01:08:25] Interrobang Pie: "what's going on, why are the alarms going off?!?!?!"
[01:08:26] <MLR> Jackle App: it is CONFUSING.
[01:08:28] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': so what language do they speak?
[01:08:38] <MLR> Jackle App: NORTHERN EQUESTRIAN
[01:08:47] <MLR> Jackle App: It's like Welsh
[01:08:53] <MLR> Diss Order: SHY... she saw a pink elephant and sounded the alarm.
[01:08:54] <MLR> Glaze: THATS MUSIC DON'T YOU KNOW ART WHEN YOU HEAR IT!?
[01:08:56] <MLR> General Mumble: Tell them some naked ponies broke in and they sorted it.
[01:09:05] Interrobang Pie: >mumble
[01:09:13] Interrobang Pie: again, these PONIES sure are gullible
[01:09:24] <MLR> Diss Order: hahaha
[01:09:37] Interrobang Pie: "then go and FIX the PRESSURE VALVES before the SHIP crashes and KILLS ALL OF

US"
[01:09:49] <MLR> Glaze: Lolno
[01:09:51] <MLR> General Mumble: Find a button to lock that room, after they are fixed.
[01:09:56] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': hey, kills all of them, we win
[01:10:04] <MLR> Diss Order: OK NEXT SHIP
[01:10:06] <MLR> Diss Order: lolololol
[01:10:06] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': lets get out of here, shit seems to be solving itself around here
[01:10:21] Interrobang Pie: you start to leave the ship without fixing the VALVES
[01:10:30] <MLR> Glaze: Lololol
[01:10:34] Interrobang Pie: you are now in the HANGAR
[01:10:41] Interrobang Pie: the JET still needs a KEY CARD
[01:10:41] <MLR> Jackle App: Throw BABY
[01:10:52] <MLR> Diss Order: Fly baby fly
[01:10:53] Interrobang Pie: you own no BABY, and you arent prepared to make one
[01:11:04] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': pegasi, y u need jets?
[01:11:04] <MLR> Diss Order: lol
[01:11:04] <MLR> Jackle App: are there any pilots around that you could dupe into taking a keycard from?
[01:11:15] <MLR> Diss Order: kill kill kill
[01:11:25] Interrobang Pie: there are no PILOTS in the HANGAR... they could be elsewhere
[01:11:35] <MLR> Glaze: PUSH ALL THE BUTTONS
[01:11:36] <MLR> Jackle App: Send a team of two to find one?
[01:11:45] <MLR> Diss Order: DASH has crazy lockpicking skills.
[01:11:45] <MLR> Diss Order: maxed out
[01:11:47] <MLR> Diss Order: try it
[01:11:47] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': cafeteria, only place they could be
[01:12:00] <MLR> Jackle App: Perhaps two ponies that can either smooth talk their way into getting one or

beat one up if need be
[01:12:03] <MLR> Jackle App: Rarity and dash
[01:12:12] Interrobang Pie: you climb the staiirs and take the WEST path this time. you end up on the BRIDGE
[01:12:40] <MLR> Diss Order: Anyway guys, really gotta go.
[01:12:42] <MLR> Diss Order: Work tomorrow.
[01:12:48] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': see ya wessel
[01:12:49] Interrobang Pie: see ya
[01:12:50] <MLR> Diss Order: Have fun crashing ships with buckets of sauce./
[01:12:53] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': hf morgen in de AH
[01:12:58] <MLR> Diss Order: gtfo :l
[01:12:59] <MLR> Glaze: Laters dude
[01:13:03] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': huehue
[01:13:25 | Edited 01:13:38] <MLR> ArtAttack: BRB, walking actual, non-euphamism, dogs.
[01:13:26] Interrobang Pie: you see many PONIES buzzing about, doing something. some are manning CANNONS.

others are fellow ENGIS. the path continues NORTH and SOUTH. the ENGINE ROOM is EAST
[01:13:28] Interrobang Pie: WHAT DO
[01:13:36] <MLR> Jackle App: North
[01:13:44] <MLR> Jackle App: There's always a food court north
[01:14:01] Interrobang Pie: you continue NORTH and encounter a HIGH-RANKED PONY
[01:14:05] Interrobang Pie: he stops you
[01:14:13] <MLR> Jackle App: God damn it.
[01:14:22] <MLR> Glaze: Throat Buck!
[01:14:25] Interrobang Pie: "and what do you think you're doing out here? shouldnt you be fixing the

VALVES?"
[01:14:27] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM OFFICER?
[01:14:40] <MLR> Glaze: Pfft theres 2 of them down there
[01:14:40] <MLR> Jackle App: We're on break, the other engies are attending to that problem SIR
[01:14:47] <MLR> General Mumble: ^
[01:14:51] Interrobang Pie: >jackle
[01:14:58] Interrobang Pie: the officer replies
[01:15:14] Interrobang Pie: "I'll take your word for it then. just don't take too long, you hear?!"
[01:15:19] <MLR> Jackle App: (This is luna's ship, right?)
[01:15:28] Interrobang Pie: he lets you continue NORTH
[01:15:32] Interrobang Pie: (yes)
[01:15:38] <MLR> Glaze: Smooth
[01:15:38] <MLR> Jackle App: You call out
[01:15:44] <MLR> Jackle App: "FOR THE LUNAR REPUBLIC!" and then scurry away
[01:15:54] <MLR> Glaze: Teehee
[01:16:06] Interrobang Pie: you shout "FOR THE LUNAR REPUBLIC". EVERYPONY gives you a funny look
[01:16:07] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': DUN DUN DUN DUN DA DUN DUN DUN DA DUN DUN DUN DA DUN DA DUDADUN
[01:16:14] Interrobang Pie: they have no idea what the shit you're on about
[01:16:21] <MLR> Jackle App: I love this
[01:16:22] <MLR> Jackle App: so much
[01:16:36] <MLR> Jackle App: Dash, critique whoever just yelled that
[01:16:46] Interrobang Pie: "LOUDER"
[01:16:50] Interrobang Pie: she says
[01:16:56] Interrobang Pie: you decide not to LOUDER any more
[01:17:02] Interrobang Pie: you encounter the CAFETERIA
[01:17:08] <MLR> Jackle App: PFFF
[01:17:14] <MLR> Glaze: Order drinks
[01:17:30] <MLR> Glaze: FOR EVERYPONY
[01:17:39] <MLR> Versilaryan: Buy more sauce. You never know when you might need it.
[01:17:42] <MLR> Jackle App: for the entire cafeteria
[01:17:42] Interrobang Pie: sitting at two different tables are two EARTH PONIES and a PEGASUS, respectively
[01:17:58] <MLR> Jackle App: Twilight, awkwardly hit on all three of them
[01:18:09 | Edited 01:19:10] Interrobang Pie: you saunter up to the EARTH PONI and unicron
[01:18:22] Interrobang Pie: they are only interested in one another
[01:18:32] Interrobang Pie: you see a LYRE on their TABLE
[01:18:44] <MLR> Derpy Hooves: correction, one is a Unicorn
[01:18:47] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': bonbon and lyra
[01:18:50] Interrobang Pie: oh yeah
[01:18:51] <MLR> Derpy Hooves: unless Bonbon's cheating again
[01:18:52] Interrobang Pie: my bad
[01:19:12] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': lyra was the one cheating
[01:19:37] <MLR> Jackle App: Twilight, feel silly for even trying, blush and walk away quietly, filled with

regret.
[01:19:45] Interrobang Pie: ^
[01:19:54] Interrobang Pie: the lone PEGASUS is nearly finished with his meal of PIE. the CAFE DUDE is still

there.
[01:19:57] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': Twilight should've read the eggheads guide to pickup lines
[01:19:59] <MLR> Versilaryan: Hit on the pegasus, then.
[01:20:05] <MLR> Glaze: Lol
[01:20:13] <MLR> Jackle App: "Are you an angel? Because you got nice cans"
[01:20:25] <MLR> Aussie: oh boy is the text game going?
[01:20:35] Interrobang Pie: you saunter up to SOARIN'. he likes a smart filly, it seems
[01:20:42] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': eeyup
[01:20:45] <MLR> Glaze: Talk science
[01:20:47] Interrobang Pie: how do you choose to impress SOARIN?
[01:20:52] <MLR> Glaze: So much science
[01:20:54] <MLR> Aussie: Give him apple pie
[01:21:05] Interrobang Pie: the only PIE you own is INTERROBANG PIE
[01:21:10] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': it's spelled 'Soarin
[01:21:11] Interrobang Pie: WHAT DO
[01:21:11] <MLR> Aussie: Fine
[01:21:13] <MLR> Jackle App: Get Rainbowdash to bother him
[01:21:16] <MLR> Glaze: Good enough
[01:21:17] <MLR> Aussie: I hand Interrobang Pie to Soarin
[01:21:33] Interrobang Pie: INTERROBANG PIE is handed over to SOARIN
[01:21:39] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': 'Soarin* D:<
[01:21:40] Interrobang Pie: SOARIN takes a nibble
[01:21:41] <MLR> Jackle App: damn it brbdesaifuhaewkf
[01:21:48] <MLR> Glaze: THE HORROR
[01:21:50] Interrobang Pie: INTERROBANG PIE 4000/4217
[01:22:13] Interrobang Pie: INTERROBANG PIE steals one of your ETANKS and uses it, before teleporting out
[01:22:21] <MLR> Aussie: Dammit!
[01:22:29] <MLR> General Mumble: If he ate that, we would have lost, you idiots.
[01:22:34] Interrobang Pie: hahaha]
[01:22:45] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': no we would have won
[01:22:46] <MLR> Aussie: it would of been worth it ;(
[01:22:48] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': dont you see?
[01:22:56] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': we're trapped
[01:22:59] <MLR> Glaze: Lol
[01:23:01] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': in this game of his
[01:23:05] Interrobang Pie: your efforts have mildly amused SOARIN
[01:23:11] Interrobang Pie: TWI is now lv4!!!
[01:23:12] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': 'Soarin*
[01:23:20] Interrobang Pie: 41/72
[01:23:29] Interrobang Pie: also surely it'd be SOARIN'
[01:23:36] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': y u type 'Soarin without the ' ?
[01:23:42] Interrobang Pie: because quicker
[01:23:43] <MLR> Aussie: y u care?
[01:23:44] <MLR> Glaze: Cause that takes effort yo
[01:23:59] Interrobang Pie: SOARIN'''''''''''''''' still needs more to be fully impressed
[01:24:00] Interrobang Pie: WHAT DO
[01:24:09] <MLR> Glaze: it's '''''''''''''SOURIN
[01:24:18] <MLR> Aussie: Find Applejack, buy pie, give to Soarin'
[01:24:23] <MLR> Aussie: you know he loves that shit
[01:24:42] Interrobang Pie: SOARIN' recognises APPLE from the gala
[01:24:54] <MLR> Glaze: COVER BLOWN OH SHI
[01:24:54] Interrobang Pie: "i never knew you joined this epic war, apple!!!"
[01:25:06] Interrobang Pie: the element of honesty doesnt lie
[01:25:09] Interrobang Pie: "ah didnt"
[01:25:15] <MLR> Glaze: FFFUUUU
[01:25:21] <MLR> Glaze: AJ your off the team
[01:25:21] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': goshdarnit AJ
[01:25:25] <MLR> Aussie: can't believe that worked.
[01:25:31] Interrobang Pie: soarin has an epiphany
[01:25:34] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': calm down everypony
[01:25:41] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': its only Soarin' who knows
[01:25:53] Interrobang Pie: he stands up suddenly, but then remembers APPLEJACK's PLOT
[01:26:02] <MLR> Aussie: (mm)
[01:26:05] Interrobang Pie: TWI is getting extremely jealous
[01:26:12] <MLR> General Mumble: (and needs to sit down)
[01:26:29] Interrobang Pie: "so tell me, APPLE, what can i do for you?"
[01:26:37] <MLR> Glaze: All your keycards
[01:26:50] Interrobang Pie: "heheh, you wanna RIDE?"
[01:26:54] Interrobang Pie: "oh"
[01:26:59] Interrobang Pie: "not that sort of ride"
[01:27:03] Interrobang Pie: "damnit"
[01:27:06] <MLR> Aussie: aw
[01:27:10] Interrobang Pie: "okay, heres a KEY CARD"
[01:27:21] <MLR> Glaze: LOL LETS GTFO THIS PLACE IS GONNA BLOW
[01:27:35] <MLR> General Mumble: Take Saurin with you.
[01:27:42] Interrobang Pie: SOARIN joins your team!
[01:27:45] Interrobang Pie: SOARIN 100/100
[01:27:48] <MLR> Aussie: Who's Saurin? (smirk)
[01:27:50] <MLR> General Mumble: Ahem
[01:27:52] Interrobang Pie: DASH starts drooling
[01:27:56] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': Soarin', Saurin', Sauron
[01:27:58] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': wut
[01:28:00] <MLR> General Mumble: He's uh...
[01:28:02] <MLR> General Mumble: Uh
[01:28:07] Interrobang Pie: SOARING
[01:28:12] <MLR> General Mumble: BRITISH SPELLING
[01:28:16] <MLR> General Mumble: >_>
[01:28:23] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': no excuses!
[01:28:34] <MLR> Aussie: it's
[01:28:36 | Edited 01:28:39] <MLR> Aussie: MAGICK.
[01:28:45] Interrobang Pie: you rush to the HANGAR. there is a group of UNIMPRESSED ENGIs standing before

you
[01:28:57] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': inb4 rainbow crash
[01:29:10] Interrobang Pie: "why dya have ta let us fix your mess, hm?!?!? wait, you're not bob!!!!!"
[01:29:20] Interrobang Pie: ENGI ENGI ENGI 100 100 100
[01:29:27] <MLR> Glaze: You foiled our plans you foals!
[01:29:44] Interrobang Pie: TWI's turn
[01:30:03] <MLR> Glaze: Read 101 on killing somepony
[01:30:13] <MLR> Aussie: egghead's guide to murder
[01:30:19] Interrobang Pie: you whip out a huge hardback out of your pocket and start reading
[01:30:23] Interrobang Pie: PINK's turn
[01:30:39] <MLR> Glaze: Be random
[01:30:50] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': bend time and space
[01:31:01] <MLR> Aussie: Go Howie Mandel on the Engi's, suffocate them with balloons
[01:31:10] Interrobang Pie: PINK looks at KEEPONROCKIN' disapprovignly
[01:31:13] Interrobang Pie: DASH turn
[01:31:27] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': MY LIFE IS RUINED :'(((((
[01:31:42] <MLR> Glaze: ANd you were doing so well
[01:31:48] <MLR> General Mumble: Just throw her a party sometime.
[01:32:33] Interrobang Pie: DASH turn
[01:32:45] Senator Myth: Whip up a cyclone.
[01:32:55] Interrobang Pie: ENGI1 is stunned
[01:33:01] Interrobang Pie: SHY turn
[01:33:12] <MLR> Aussie: hide and squeek a lot.
[01:33:20] <MLR> Glaze: CHeer, boost moral
[01:33:25] Interrobang Pie: SHY cheers
[01:33:30] Interrobang Pie: TWI 51/72
[01:33:36] Interrobang Pie: PINK 52/77
[01:33:42] Interrobang Pie: DASH 50/110
[01:33:52] Interrobang Pie: APPLE 90/100
[01:34:00] Interrobang Pie: RARE 76/80
[01:34:08] Interrobang Pie: APPLE turn
[01:35:02] <MLR> Aussie: No one? Sigh, okay. Buck the Engi's
[01:35:11] Interrobang Pie: ENGI1 0
[01:35:17] Interrobang Pie: RARITY turn
[01:35:22] <MLR> Glaze: Flatter them
[01:35:35] Interrobang Pie: the ENGIs are already at full health!
[01:35:38] Interrobang Pie: SOARIN turn
[01:36:08] Senator Myth: WING ATTACK.
[01:36:17] Interrobang Pie: it's not very effective...
[01:36:19] <MLR> ArtAttack: NO, STEEL RESISTS FLYING
[01:36:22] Interrobang Pie: ENGI2 90/100
[01:36:33] Senator Myth: So bad at type matchups gah...
[01:36:40] Interrobang Pie: ENGI2 turn
[01:36:46] Interrobang Pie: ENGI2 throws a spanner!
[01:36:53] Interrobang Pie: APPLE 60/100
[01:36:56] Interrobang Pie: ENGI3 turn
[01:37:04] Interrobang Pie: ENGI3 builds sentry
[01:37:08] Interrobang Pie: SENTRY 50/50
[01:37:12] Interrobang Pie: SENTRY turn
[01:37:16] Interrobang Pie: pew pew pew
[01:37:34] Interrobang Pie: SHY 10000/500000
[01:37:39] Interrobang Pie: TWI turn
[01:37:45] <MLR> General Mumble: Pour SAUCE into sentry.
[01:37:53] <MLR> Glaze: Cloak
[01:37:56] Senator Myth: Wasn't she reading a book?
[01:38:04] Interrobang Pie: TWI is still reading
[01:38:05] <MLR> Glaze: SHe is fast reader
[01:38:10] <MLR> Glaze: Curses
[01:38:10] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': Sorry everypony, had a bit of an emotional breakdown there. Im so sorry

pinkie :'( (My internet derp'd)
[01:38:15] Interrobang Pie: PINK turn
[01:38:27] <MLR> Glaze: Deguise as demoman
[01:38:27] <MLR> Aussie: Go Howie Mandel on the Engi's, suffocate them with balloons
[01:38:39] Interrobang Pie: ENGI2 1/100
[01:38:43] Interrobang Pie: DASH turn
[01:38:49] <MLR> Glaze: Sap sentry
[01:38:58] Interrobang Pie: SENTRY 0/100
[01:39:00] Interrobang Pie: *50
[01:39:06] Interrobang Pie: SHY turn
[01:39:08] <MLR> General Mumble: FROM WHERE CAME THIS SAPPER
[01:39:16] <MLR> Glaze: Engie pocket
[01:39:21] Interrobang Pie: ^
[01:39:22] Interrobang Pie: SHY turn
[01:39:36] Senator Myth: *yay*
[01:39:37] <MLR> Aussie: UNLEASH THE STARE.
[01:39:42] Interrobang Pie: SHY cheers again
[01:39:45] <MLR> Aussie: damn
[01:39:51] Interrobang Pie: TWI 61/72
[01:39:58] Interrobang Pie: PINK 62/77
[01:40:05] Interrobang Pie: DASH 60/110
[01:40:17] Interrobang Pie: APPLE 100/100
[01:40:24] Interrobang Pie: RARITY 80/80
[01:40:32] Interrobang Pie: APPLE turn
[01:40:40] Senator Myth: ...Buck?
[01:40:47] Interrobang Pie: ENGI2 or ENGI3
[01:40:52] Artemus: ((When can I join? :P ))
[01:40:58] Interrobang Pie: (right now)
[01:41:05] Senator Myth: Whichever has less health.
[01:41:14] <MLR> Glaze: @ ayt once? no problem
[01:41:19] Interrobang Pie: ENGI2 0/100 (was on 1/100 lol)
[01:41:23] Artemus: ((What...Wild ART appears?))
[01:41:27] Interrobang Pie: RARE turn
[01:41:30] <MLR> Glaze: Capital Numbers, why is there none?
[01:41:40] <MLR> ArtAttack: Hm, two Arts in one chat.
[01:41:46] Senator Myth: Subdue final ruffian with kick.
[01:41:48] Artemus: Oh yes
[01:41:48] <MLR> ArtAttack: ARTCEPTION
[01:41:52] <MLR> Aussie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP8QHE7cFnA
[01:41:54] <MLR> Aussie: this
[01:41:55] <MLR> ArtAttack: We should collab.
[01:41:58] Interrobang Pie: RARE turn
[01:42:09] Artemus: Sam: I concur, right after this awesome fight
[01:42:13] Artemus: or rather
[01:42:32] Senator Myth: KICK RUFFIAN. Is that not valid syntax?
[01:42:40] Interrobang Pie: ENGI 1/100
[01:42:45] Interrobang Pie: SOARIN turn
[01:42:54] <MLR> Glaze: Scream for pie
[01:43:01] Senator Myth: SOARIN is loafing around!
[01:43:08] Interrobang Pie: INTERROBANG PIE does not answer SOARIN's call
[01:43:12] Interrobang Pie: ENGI turn
[01:43:18] Interrobang Pie: ENGI builds sentry
[01:43:18] <MLR> Glaze: That coward
[01:43:23] Interrobang Pie: SENTRY 50/50
[01:43:26] Interrobang Pie: SENTRY turn
[01:43:29] Interrobang Pie: pew pew pew
[01:43:36] Interrobang Pie: critical hit!!!
[01:43:41] Interrobang Pie: PINK 2/77
[01:43:45] <MLR> General Mumble: Uh oh
[01:43:46] Interrobang Pie: TWI turn
[01:43:49] Interrobang Pie: TWI is reading
[01:43:50] <MLR> Aussie: aw shit
[01:43:51] Interrobang Pie: PINK turn
[01:44:04] Artemus: ((So if I did come in, which team would I belong to?))
[01:44:04] <MLR> Glaze: Twilight is gonna be such a killer after this
[01:44:08] <MLR> Aussie: eat SWEETS, recover health
[01:44:10] <MLR> General Mumble: Damned book better be the best traning ever.
[01:44:16] Interrobang Pie: (we are all playing together. i am host)
[01:44:24] Interrobang Pie: you own no SWEETS
[01:44:30] Interrobang Pie: inv: v
[01:44:32] Interrobang Pie: LAMP; METAL BLADE 27; BUBBLE LEAD 14; ETANK x2; SLINGSHOT; BULLET 1; SAUCE x1;

GOGGLES; SHADES; QUILL

(filled with blood); REINFORCED CONCRETE; SCRAP METAL x20; LAB COAT x3; MOUSE; KEY CARD
[01:44:34] <MLR> Aussie: make SWEETS ;C
[01:44:36] <MLR> ArtAttack: Basically, just tell Pie what to do.
[01:44:39] <MLR> Glaze: Eat scrap metal
[01:44:41] Senator Myth: Consume MOUSE
[01:44:49] Interrobang Pie: you eat the mouse
[01:44:51] Senator Myth: Go with his
[01:44:53] Interrobang Pie: you're a herbivore
[01:44:53] Senator Myth: DAMN
[01:44:56] Interrobang Pie: PINK 0/77
[01:44:57] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': is it a PC mouse or a real mouse
[01:45:03] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': guess that answers my question
[01:45:08] <MLR> General Mumble: Are these the same guards from before/
[01:45:09] <MLR> General Mumble: ?
[01:45:13] Interrobang Pie: no
[01:45:15] Interrobang Pie: you killed them
[01:45:18] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': Pinkie died?
[01:45:20] Interrobang Pie: DASH turn
[01:45:25] <MLR> Aussie: PINKIE NOOOOOOOO
[01:45:26] <MLR> ArtAttack: Douse sentry with Sauce.
[01:45:30] <MLR> General Mumble: NO
[01:45:31] <MLR> Glaze: Mourn friends death
[01:45:32] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': I DIDNT APOLOGIZE TO HER YET
[01:45:35] Interrobang Pie: SENTRY is already at full health!!
[01:45:36] <MLR> General Mumble: Sauce is for PINKIE
[01:45:40] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': WHERE DID I GO WRONG, I LOST A FRIEND
[01:45:47] Interrobang Pie: SHY turn
[01:46:06] <MLR> Aussie: Fluttershy's kinda like the medic of the team, amirite?
[01:46:07] <MLR> Jackle App: I'm back someone fill me in! QUICKLY!
[01:46:15] <MLR> Aussie: PINKIE DIED ;(
[01:46:16] Artemus: I shall!
[01:46:17] Senator Myth: (I'll just not say anything so I don't mess things up again XD)
[01:46:19] <MLR> Jackle App: WAIT WHAT
[01:46:29] Interrobang Pie: and we got SOARIN in the team
[01:46:36] Interrobang Pie: we are fighting more engis
[01:46:37] <MLR> Jackle App: SOARIN' IS NO PINKIE PIE
[01:46:41] <MLR> Jackle App: HIT RESET BUTTON
[01:46:45] Interrobang Pie: no
[01:46:46] <MLR> Jackle App: GIGGLE AT THE GHOSTLY ONE LAST TIME
[01:46:47] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life
[01:46:47] <MLR> Jackle App: CRY DEEPLY
[01:46:52] Artemus: Unicorn ART joins the party!
[01:46:55] <MLR> General Mumble: It's okay, we can try the SAUCE on PINKIE soon.
[01:46:55] Interrobang Pie: SHY cries
[01:47:04] Interrobang Pie: SY 5000/500000
[01:47:05] <MLR> Jackle App: Dash cry
[01:47:09] <MLR> Jackle App: Twi Cry
[01:47:14] <MLR> Glaze: Everyone cry
[01:47:16] Interrobang Pie: yes
[01:47:18] <MLR> Glaze: ENGIE CRY
[01:47:18] Interrobang Pie: ENGI turn
[01:47:22] <MLR> Jackle App: Soarin be cheerfully optimistic and indifferent
[01:47:25] Interrobang Pie: ENGI upgrades sentry
[01:47:32] Interrobang Pie: SENTRY 150/150
[01:47:34] Interrobang Pie: SENTRY turn
[01:47:37] Interrobang Pie: pew pew pew
[01:47:44] Interrobang Pie: SOARIN 0/100
[01:47:48] Artemus: D:
[01:47:49] <MLR> Glaze: Whered he get all this metal from?
[01:47:55] Interrobang Pie: he's an engi
[01:47:58] Interrobang Pie: TWI turn
[01:48:02] <MLR> Jackle App: SOARIN' DIED? D:
[01:48:03] Interrobang Pie: TWI has finished readign!
[01:48:13] <MLR> Aussie: UNLEASH HELL ON EVERYONE.
[01:48:15] <MLR> Glaze: Use new found knowledge
[01:48:19] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': where did we go wrong, we lost a friend (again)
[01:48:21] Interrobang Pie: ENGI 0/100
[01:48:27] Interrobang Pie: DASH turn
[01:48:27] <MLR> Jackle App: He kamikaze'd
[01:48:40] <MLR> Glaze: Sap that shit
[01:48:44] <MLR> General Mumble: Bibble beam!
[01:48:47] Interrobang Pie: SENTRY 100/150
[01:48:51] Interrobang Pie: SHY turn
[01:48:53] <MLR> General Mumble: Bubbe Beamm!
[01:49:00] <MLR> General Mumble: bububub
[01:49:02] Interrobang Pie: BUBBLE LEAD x13
[01:49:08] Interrobang Pie: SENTRY 10/150
[01:49:09] <MLR> General Mumble: ...Lead, yeah...
[01:49:18] Interrobang Pie: APPLE turn
[01:49:24] <MLR> Aussie: BUCK SENTRY
[01:49:29] <MLR> Glaze: Use sourin as sheild
[01:49:33] Interrobang Pie: SENTRY 0/150
[01:49:33] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': Apple should buck some projectile weapons into their faces
[01:49:41] Interrobang Pie: APPLE is now lv2!!
[01:49:47] Interrobang Pie: APPLE 120/120
[01:49:56] Interrobang Pie: TWI is now lv5!!
[01:50:10] Interrobang Pie: 79/90
[01:50:14] <MLR> Glaze: Pheonix Down anyone?
[01:50:28] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': does twi get any mana when she lvls?
[01:50:32] Artemus: inv?
[01:50:34] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': we need a revive spell for pinkie
[01:50:35] Interrobang Pie: you get: LAB COATS x3
[01:50:40] Interrobang Pie: you get SCRAP METAL x5
[01:50:43] <MLR> General Mumble: use SAUCE on PINKIE.
[01:50:50] Interrobang Pie: INV:
LAMP; METAL BLADE 27; BUBBLE LEAD 14; ETANK x2; SLINGSHOT; BULLET 1; SAUCE x1; GOGGLES; SHADES; QUILL

(filled with blood); REINFORCED CONCRETE; SCRAP METAL x25; LAB COAT x6; MOUSE; KEY CARD
[01:50:55] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': does Sauce have reviving powers?
[01:50:56] <MLR> Jackle App: Craft scrap metal into hats for the entire team
[01:51:01] Interrobang Pie: you use the SAUCE on PINK
[01:51:05] Interrobang Pie: PINK 1/77
[01:51:12] <MLR> Aussie: SHE'S ALIVE
[01:51:14] <MLR> Glaze: We need more sauce
[01:51:23] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': PINKIE IM SO SORRY FOR EARLIER WILL YOU PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!?!?
[01:51:31] <MLR> General Mumble: Clop SOARIN's CORPSE.
[01:51:34] Artemus: Query: Have Twilight use Knowledge to make Sauce with blood quill?
[01:51:35] Interrobang Pie: PINK forgives KEEPONROCKIN'
[01:51:36] <MLR> Glaze: ^
[01:51:36] <MLR> General Mumble: (don't)
[01:51:48] Senator Myth: But it was my fault. D=
[01:51:55] Interrobang Pie: you combine BLOOD and QUILL to make WEAKSAUCE x2
[01:52:12] <MLR> Glaze: I love science
[01:52:21] <MLR> General Mumble: Combine WEAKSAUCE with WEAKSAUCE
[01:52:24] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': we need some jack daniels to transform the WEAKSAUCE into SAUCE
[01:52:43] <MLR> Jackle App: Take that previous level safety conscious magic shows
[01:52:49] Interrobang Pie: you combine WEAKSUACE and WEAKSAUCE to make SASAPARILA or whatever
[01:53:01] Artemus: Use SASAPARILA on Soarin'
[01:53:13] Interrobang Pie: SOARIN is alive, but weakened
[01:53:13] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': We gonna get fucked up tonight *pinkie sasparilla pic*
[01:53:16] Interrobang Pie: SOARIN 1/50
[01:53:28] <MLR> Glaze: Well time to break what engie's fixed
[01:53:30] <MLR> Jackle App: make them have an "about to die" kiss
[01:53:32] Artemus: Have DASH help SOARIN back to nearby town
[01:53:36] <MLR> Aussie: Fluttershy's kinda like the medic of the team, amirite?
[01:53:46] Artemus: +1 Impress Wonderbolts amirite?
[01:53:46] Interrobang Pie: (town is destroyed)
[01:53:50] <MLR> KeepOnRockin': Fluttershy is ze medic
[01:53:55] Artemus: Right
[01:54:02] <MLR> Glaze: Use sneeze
[01:54:09] Interrobang Pie: SHY sneezes
[01:54:11] Artemus: Have DASH scout for nearby shelter
[01:54:15] Interrobang Pie: SHY 4999/weuusfjsa
[01:54:15] <MLR> Glaze: So graceful!
[01:54:17] <MLR> Aussie: GRACESFUL SNHEEZ.
[01:54:22] <MLR> Jackle App: Have Rarity say "Bless you, darling"
[01:54:24] Interrobang Pie: SOARIN 2/50
[01:54:40] Senator Myth: Look around.
[01:55:09] Interrobang Pie: you are inside the HANGAR. there are several EMPTY CRATES, and a few JETS. the

staircase to the ENGINE ROOM is NORTH
[01:55:17] <MLR> Jackle App: (do we have the card key?)\
[01:55:22] Artemus: Have TWI read books on JETS
[01:55:30] <MLR> Glaze: Ask Twilight what she learned about the magic of murder
[01:55:40] Senator Myth: (XD)
[01:55:41] Interrobang Pie: TWI owns no books on jets... there might be some lying around
[01:55:41] Artemus: Query: Where is SPIKE?
[01:55:52] Interrobang Pie: you ask TWI about the books
[01:55:59] Interrobang Pie: she replies "you dont wanna know"
[01:56:00] Artemus: PINK should search for JET books, since she's good at that
[01:56:13] Interrobang Pie: PINK is only good when knocked into bookcases
[01:56:14] <MLR> Jackle App: Pink is too weak
[01:56:14] <MLR> Glaze: It was under J
[01:56:19] <MLR> Aussie: IT WAS UNDER JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY
[01:56:25] <MLR> Aussie: dammit glaze :D
[01:56:30] <MLR> Glaze: :V
[01:56:33] <MLR> Jackle App: If you knock her into a book case she will most likely straight-up die
[01:56:35] Artemus: have DASH search Crates in under 10 seconds
[01:56:44] Interrobang Pie: the CRATES are already empty
[01:56:51] <MLR> Glaze: Push buttons
[01:56:56] Artemus: Nooooooooooo
[01:56:57] Interrobang Pie: they contained 20 SCRAP METAL and 2 ETANKS
[01:56:58] <MLR> Aussie: (do we have the card key?)\
[01:57:05] Interrobang Pie: TWI lv5:  79/90 (0/50 MANA)
PINK lv1: 1/77
DASH lv2: 60/110
SHY: lv1000 4999/500000
APPLE: lv2 120/120
RARITY: lv1 80/80
SOARIN: lv1 2/50

INV:
LAMP; METAL BLADE 27; BUBBLE LEAD 14; ETANK x2; SLINGSHOT; BULLET 1; GOGGLES; SHADES; REINFORCED CONCRETE;

SCRAP METAL x25; LAB COAT x6; KEY CARD;
[01:57:09] Artemus: Query ETANKS
[01:57:16] Interrobang Pie: ETANKS fully restore health
[01:57:32] <MLR> Jackle App: use 'em on injured part members
[01:57:38] Artemus: No wait, we'll need them for later
[01:57:48] Interrobang Pie: ETANKS are rare
[01:58:01] <MLR> ArtAttack: Craft scrap metal into weapons.
[01:58:02] <MLR> Glaze: Sorry Pinkie, deal with it
[01:58:03] <MLR> Jackle App: split one in half? Give them half-full health
[01:58:10] Artemus: Have RARITY use MAGIC to search in otherwise difficult locations
[01:58:25] Senator Myth: Modify gem-finding spell to locate books.
[01:58:34] Interrobang Pie: you combine 5 SCRAP METAL and 5 SCRAP METAL to make BARREL
[01:58:36] Artemus: Also, have TWILIGHT observe ETANKS to learn more about them
[01:58:38] Interrobang Pie: keep combining!!
[01:58:43] <MLR> ArtAttack: Y
[01:58:49] Interrobang Pie: yes, keep combinign
[01:58:51] Interrobang Pie: gimme prompts
[01:58:56] <MLR> ArtAttack: Y, as in yes.
[01:58:59] Interrobang Pie: INV:
LAMP; METAL BLADE 27; BUBBLE LEAD 13; ETANK x2; SLINGSHOT; BULLET 1; GOGGLES; SHADES; REINFORCED CONCRETE;

SCRAP METAL x15; LAB COAT x6; KEY CARD; BARREL;
[01:59:02] <MLR> Glaze: Add slingshot, jus' cause
[01:59:04] <MLR> Jackle App: also, Rarity was definitely Lvl 2 last timeI check
[01:59:06] <MLR> Jackle App: checked
[01:59:09] <MLR> Jackle App: due to whining
[01:59:17] Interrobang Pie: you combine SLINGSHOT and BARREL to make LAUNCHER
[01:59:23] <MLR> ArtAttack: OH SHI
[01:59:29] Artemus: combine LAUNCHER with REINFORCED CONCRETE
[01:59:30] <MLR> Glaze: Add lamp
[01:59:46] Artemus: Combine DASH and GOGGLES
[01:59:48] Interrobang Pie: you combine LAUNCHER and REINFORCED CONCRETE to make CONCRETE LAUNCHER
[02:00:06] Interrobang Pie: DASH equips the goggles
[02:00:10] <MLR> Glaze: Aww yeah
[02:00:13] Artemus: RARITY search HANGAR for ROPE
[02:00:23] Interrobang Pie: there is no ROPE
[02:00:25] <MLR> Glaze: Escape Rope
[02:00:25] <MLR> General Mumble: We really should get the hay outta here.
[02:00:29] <MLR> General Mumble: Srs
[02:00:29] Artemus: No, better idea
[02:00:36] Artemus: RARITY use METAL BLADE to cut part of tail
[02:00:41] <MLR> Glaze: Engi fixed it, it's cool
[02:00:41] Artemus: to fashion ROPE
[02:00:57] Interrobang Pie: RARITY cuts off the tail to get TAIL
[02:01:03] <MLR> Glaze: But her beautiful tail would be ruined
[02:01:05] Artemus: INV
[02:01:09] Interrobang Pie: INV:
LAMP; METAL BLADE 27; BUBBLE LEAD 13; ETANK x2; BULLET 1; GOGGLES; SHADES; SCRAP METAL x15; LAB COAT x6; KEY

CARD; CONCRETE LAUNCHER; TAIL
[02:01:14] <MLR> Aussie: it's okay, short tails are in this season
[02:01:25] Artemus: Query BUBBLE LEAD
[02:01:25] <MLR> Glaze: Besides, it'll grow back
[02:01:39] Interrobang Pie: BUBBLE LEAD is the weapon obtained from BUBBLE MAN
[02:01:46] <MLR> Glaze: lolwut
[02:01:47] Artemus: ....
[02:01:50] <MLR> Jackle App: (So would the ropestache... wait)
[02:01:55] Interrobang Pie: it is a superheavy bubble that rolls along the floor
[02:01:58] Interrobang Pie: and up walls
[02:02:00] Artemus: Got it
[02:02:05] Interrobang Pie: its from mega man 2
[02:02:06] Artemus: Query LAMP
[02:02:11] Interrobang Pie: LAMP is a fucking LAMP
[02:02:11] <MLR> Glaze: lol
[02:02:16] Artemus: shaddup
[02:02:17] <MLR> Agile Dash: lolz
[02:02:21] Artemus: QUERY DICKS IN YOUR MOUTH
[02:02:22] Artemus: anyway
[02:02:29] <MLR> Aussie: Query card
[02:02:30] <MLR> Jackle App: QUERY Friendship
[02:02:32] Interrobang Pie: there is no DICKS IN MY MOUTH
[02:02:37] Artemus: FIX
[02:02:42] <MLR> General Mumble: Lol'd
[02:02:42] <MLR> ArtAttack: Craft one DICKS IN MY MOUTH
[02:02:43] Interrobang Pie: KEY CARDS can be used to authorize pilotation of the JETS
[02:02:54] <MLR> ArtAttack: Wait that came out wrong
[02:02:55] <MLR> Aussie: well why haven't we fucking done that yet.
[02:03:08] Artemus: SOARIN Identify JETS as serviceable?
[02:03:17] Interrobang Pie: the JETS are raring to go
[02:03:21] Artemus: No, I'm determined to shoot RBD out of a cannon
[02:03:24] Artemus: Wait
[02:03:31] <MLR> Glaze: Engi's fixed our mess, we still gotta blow this place up
[02:03:33] Artemus: Combine CONCRETE CANNON with JET
[02:03:44] Interrobang Pie: you equip the CONCRETE LAUNCHER to JEt1
[02:03:57] Artemus: load LAUNCHER with BUBBLE thing
[02:04:11] Interrobang Pie: you take out the REINFORCED CONCRETE and load 7 BUBBLE LEADS
[02:04:41] Artemus: TWI and SOARIN use Knowledge to find a way to fire LAUNCHER from JET
[02:04:50] Artemus: safely, that is
[02:04:57] Interrobang Pie: you wire the LAUNCHER to the JET
[02:05:04] Artemus: Excellent.
[02:05:08] <MLR> Glaze: With science
[02:05:10] Artemus: Assign DASH to JET1
[02:05:35] Artemus: Sorry, slash that.
[02:05:37] Interrobang Pie: there are 4 3-seater JETS
[02:05:48] <MLR> Jackle App: Tell the pegasus to fly alongside
[02:05:49] <MLR> Jackle App: sorry
[02:05:51] <MLR> Jackle App: shit happens
[02:05:56] Artemus: What Jackle said
[02:06:04] Interrobang Pie: who is in JET1
[02:06:06] <MLR> Jackle App: Les jets = less problems getting away
[02:06:09] <MLR> Jackle App: less*
[02:06:40] Artemus: Assign TWI, SOARIN, RARITY, and PINK to JET1, with DASH on top
[02:06:48] Interrobang Pie: it's a 3-seater JET
[02:06:52] <MLR> General Mumble: Soarin and Dash should split.
[02:06:55] <MLR> Glaze: Applejack can detonate the ship
[02:06:56] Artemus: ^
[02:07:05] Artemus: Have SOARIN in JET2 then
[02:07:07] <MLR> Glaze: BE CREDIT TO TEAM
[02:07:14] Interrobang Pie: you have no EXPLOSION MAKERS
[02:07:21] Artemus: We have the launcher though
[02:07:22] <MLR> General Mumble: DASH, PINK and AJ... upi lmpe yjr trdy
[02:07:28] <MLR> General Mumble: Fuck this dark room
[02:07:32] <MLR> Glaze: Lol
[02:07:37] <MLR> General Mumble: *You know the rest
[02:07:48] Interrobang Pie: okay
[02:07:52] Interrobang Pie: lemme get this straight
[02:08:00] Interrobang Pie: DASH PINK and AJ in JET1
[02:08:12] Interrobang Pie: who is in JET2
[02:08:15] <MLR> Glaze: the rest
[02:08:22] Interrobang Pie: there are 7 ponies
[02:08:28] Interrobang Pie: 4 ponies to a three seater
[02:08:29] <MLR> General Mumble: Shy will fly solo
[02:08:34] Artemus: TWI, PINK, AJ in JET1
[02:08:35] Interrobang Pie: okay
[02:08:42] Artemus: DASH should fly aside JET1
[02:08:49] Interrobang Pie: JET 9999/9999
[02:09:07] Artemus: SHY should be with the rest of the ponies in JET2, assuming it's a 4 seater
[02:09:07] <MLR> Glaze: Damn Jet makers Cheaping out on 1 hp
[02:09:26] <MLR> General Mumble: Three seetar
[02:09:28] Interrobang Pie: its a 3 seater
[02:09:33] Artemus: Fuck.
[02:09:41] Senator Myth: Why not have Soarin fly along with JET2?
[02:09:43] Interrobang Pie: JET1 9999/9999 - TWI PINK AJ
JET2 9999/9999 - DASH SOAR RARE
[02:09:51] Senator Myth: Or am I confuse?
[02:09:56] Artemus: Because Soarin' is almost dead
[02:09:57] <MLR> Glaze: Theres 3 jets, just let her take the third
[02:10:11] Artemus: Query, JET armament?
[02:10:14] Interrobang Pie: JET1 9999/9999 - TWI PINK AJ
JET2 9999/9999 - DASH SOAR RARE
[02:10:28] Interrobang Pie: JET 3 and 4 unmanned
[02:10:36] Senator Myth: Where's SHY?
[02:10:40] Interrobang Pie: flying solo
[02:10:41] <MLR> Glaze: Chillin
[02:10:55] Artemus: But I don't think Shy can fly that fast
[02:11:02] <MLR> ArtAttack: (Off topic, but I'm attempting to sample Tool - Schism in  a house track)
[02:11:12] Artemus: ((Good song))
[02:11:13] Interrobang Pie: (coolio)
[02:11:16] <MLR> Aussie: (Do it)
[02:11:23] <MLR> Glaze: (brackets)
[02:11:25] <MLR> Versilaryan: Good luck.
[02:11:40] <MLR> Aussie: but I think SHY should fly JET3
[02:11:51] Senator Myth: Yeah, that makes sense to me too.
[02:11:55] Artemus: Hmmm...not a bad idea
[02:11:58] Interrobang Pie: JET1 9999/9999 - TWI PINK AJ
JET2 9999/9999 - DASH SOAR RARE
JET3 9999/9999 - SHY
[02:12:07] Senator Myth: JETS: Ascend.
[02:12:10] Artemus: Is that everypony?
[02:12:13] Interrobang Pie: yes
[02:12:25] Interrobang Pie: you have left the ENGINE ROOM untampered
[02:12:26] <MLR> Glaze: And suddenly they realise none of them knows how to fly a jet
[02:12:35] <MLR> Aussie: how do you fly with hooves anyway?
[02:12:42] <MLR> Glaze: Carefully
[02:12:46] Artemus: TWI and RARE should be able to fly with magic
[02:12:53] <MLR> General Mumble: Obviously designed to be hoof piloted...
[02:12:59] Artemus: Aggh, if only we had a third unicorn
[02:13:05] Interrobang Pie: SOARIN
[02:13:17] Interrobang Pie: we did steal him from the cafe
[02:13:28] Interrobang Pie: just a hint
[02:13:35] Artemus: What?
[02:13:44] <MLR> Glaze: Tell him to go pick up that chick
[02:13:49] Senator Myth: Ask Soarin if he knows how to fly these things.
[02:13:55] Artemus: Query SPITFIRE condition?
[02:14:01] Interrobang Pie: SOARIN was enlisted as a pilot
[02:14:11] Interrobang Pie: we don't mention SPITFIRE around these parts", he says
[02:14:11] <MLR> General Mumble: I assumed he knew how to fly them, so would be flying it.
[02:14:17] <MLR> Jackle App: Oh shit
[02:14:18] Artemus: Shit
[02:14:19] <MLR> Jackle App: she's on the other ship isn't she
[02:14:23] <MLR> Jackle App: DAMN
[02:14:23] Interrobang Pie: mayybe
[02:14:31] <MLR> Jackle App: "Yooou're good!"
[02:14:32] Artemus: Query OTHER WONDERBOLTS
[02:14:38] <MLR> Jackle App: NO ARTEMUS NOOOO
[02:15:00] Interrobang Pie: "the other wonderbolts? hell if i know"
[02:15:04] Artemus: :/
[02:15:07] Interrobang Pie: "interrobang pie doesnt even know their names
[02:15:12] <MLR> Aussie: Spitfire and um
[02:15:13] Interrobang Pie: so he cant make a backstory"
[02:15:15] <MLR> Aussie: that's it :D
[02:15:16] Artemus: (Me neither)
[02:15:18] <MLR> Jackle App: Misty's the blueheaded one...
[02:15:19] <MLR> Glaze: Thunderfarters
[02:15:21] <MLR> Jackle App: but that's all I know
[02:15:29] <MLR> Jackle App: haired*
[02:15:42] Artemus: Query: PLOT, because I showed up really fuckin' late
[02:15:50] <MLR> Jackle App: Plot as in ass?
[02:15:54] Senator Myth: Have Soarin teach others to fly jet.
[02:15:54] <MLR> Aussie: no
[02:15:56] <MLR> Jackle App: It's full and voluptuous
[02:15:57] <MLR> Glaze: Lots of it
[02:16:02] Artemus: As in what the hell just happened, briefly
[02:16:02] <MLR> Aussie: Query: STORY
[02:16:10] <MLR> Jackle App: but you'll have to be more specific
[02:16:11] Interrobang Pie: STORY - ponyville has been turned into a wasteland
[02:16:16] Artemus: I see
[02:16:24] Interrobang Pie: we managed to pull SHY, RARE and APPLEJACK from the wreck
[02:16:25] <MLR> Jackle App: and cum is the only answer
[02:16:33] <MLR> Jackle App: sauce*
[02:16:48] Artemus: Query: SOARIN's backstory
[02:16:48] Interrobang Pie: SCOOTALOO, VINYL are dead
[02:16:57] <MLR> Aussie: YAY SCOOTALOO
[02:17:00] <MLR> Aussie: NO VINYL ;(
[02:17:07] Interrobang Pie: SWEETIE BELLE, APPLEBLOOM, BIG MAC and GRANNY SMITH are presumed dead
[02:17:13] Artemus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[02:17:14] <MLR> Glaze: Y U NO CUM ON THEM
[02:17:18] <MLR> Glaze: I mean sauce
[02:17:23] <MLR> Jackle App: Big Mac: hit on sweetie belle
[02:17:25] Artemus: Not Sweetie Belle D:
[02:17:33] Interrobang Pie: they were already dead when TWI arrived from WOOD MAN's stage
[02:17:54] Artemus: Query to RARITY last seen SWEETIE BELLE
[02:18:12] Interrobang Pie: she is still a little shaken about the whole incident
[02:18:16] Artemus: Right, nevermind
[02:18:20] Artemus: Console RARITY
[02:18:32] Artemus: Query: Planes still grounded?
[02:18:35] Interrobang Pie: FRIENDSHIP comforts rarity
[02:18:43] Interrobang Pie: JETS are ready for takeoff, but are you?
[02:18:47] Artemus: No
[02:18:54] Artemus: DASH check ENGINE ROOM
[02:19:08] Interrobang Pie: the ENGINE ROOM is in almost pristine condition
[02:19:10] Artemus: TWI should accompany
[02:19:15] <MLR> General Mumble: Ask SAURIN what the ship is for.
[02:19:17 | Edited 02:19:31] Senator Myth: Should we go back and get Lyra and Bonbon?
[02:19:19] Interrobang Pie: but, there are GUARDS now GUARDING it
[02:19:20] Artemus: Search for anything even remotely used for
[02:19:36] Artemus: Question Guards
[02:19:45] Artemus: Not interrogate, question
[02:19:49] Interrobang Pie: the ENGINE ROOM contains POORLY FIXED VALVES, POORLY FIXED BUTTONS and 4 GUARDS
[02:20:07] Interrobang Pie: the GUARDS are looking around - presumably for you
[02:20:13] Interrobang Pie: you decide not to show your face
[02:20:21] Artemus: Investigate GUARDS for insignia of CELESTIA or LUNA
[02:20:27] <MLR> Glaze: Lay low, pretend your a lemon
[02:20:30] Interrobang Pie: you are on LUNA's SHIP
[02:20:36] Artemus: Okay
[02:20:38] Interrobang Pie: PINK's LEMON SKILLS are superb
[02:20:46] Interrobang Pie: you manage to get near VALVE 424
[02:21:01] Artemus: Investigate VALVE 424 for presumed functino
[02:21:03] <MLR> Glaze: Make like a lemon
[02:21:04] Artemus: *function
[02:21:24] Interrobang Pie: you pull VALVE 424 clean off
[02:21:30] Artemus: :|
[02:21:31] Interrobang Pie: a small hiss makes the GUARD turn around
[02:21:32] Artemus: Oooookay
[02:21:40] Interrobang Pie: he sees a lemon
[02:21:42] <MLR> Aussie: ! What was that noise?
[02:21:49] Artemus: Turn GUARDS into CACTI with TWI's MAGIC
[02:21:53] <MLR> Jackle App: Stop right there Criminal Scum~!
[02:21:53] <MLR> Glaze: Point at the other Guard, BLAME DIVERTED
[02:22:10] Interrobang Pie: the lemon grows a hoof and points at the opposite guard
[02:22:18] Artemus: *facehoof*
[02:22:22] <MLR> Glaze: This is perfect
[02:22:24] <MLR> Glaze: Shush
[02:22:38] Interrobang Pie: the guard isn't as GULLIBLE as the CABIN CREW or whatever
[02:22:51] Interrobang Pie: WHAT DO
[02:22:55] Artemus: THROW STONE
[02:22:55] <MLR> Glaze: WELL I TRIED
[02:22:58] Artemus: TURN TO CACTI
[02:23:00] Artemus: THINK TWI, THINK
[02:23:03] Interrobang Pie: 0 mana
[02:23:05] Artemus: shit
[02:23:15] Artemus: have DASH use TRASH TALK
[02:23:21] Artemus: that shit doesn't cost mana
[02:23:26] Interrobang Pie: DASH leaps out at the GUARDS
[02:23:30] Interrobang Pie: GUARD 200 200 200 200
[02:23:38] Artemus: With distraction, have TWI use VALVE HEAD as a nasty projectile
[02:23:52] Interrobang Pie: you throw the VALVE at GUARD1
[02:23:52] <MLR> Glaze: TWI IS MURDER GOD
[02:23:54] Senator Myth: Have TWI use MURDERING IS MAGIC TECHNIQUE.
[02:23:58] Interrobang Pie: GUARD1 199/200
[02:23:58] Artemus: ^
[02:24:00] Interrobang Pie: PINK turn
[02:24:13] Senator Myth: Hide behind fourth wall
[02:24:17] Interrobang Pie: TWI lv5:  79/90 (0/50 MANA)
PINK lv1: 1/77
DASH lv2: 60/110
SHY: lv1000 4999/500000
APPLE: lv2 120/120
RARITY: lv2 80/80
SOARIN: lv1 2/50
[02:24:19] Artemus: PINK wonders where the others are? Summons APPLE and RARITY to ENGINE ROOM?
[02:24:23] <MLR> Glaze: Oh god don't bring her in here
[02:24:32] Interrobang Pie: PINK jumps through ARTATTACK's SCREEN
[02:24:36] Interrobang Pie: DASH turn
[02:24:54] Senator Myth: Take out the ungullible trash.
[02:25:01] <MLR> Glaze: Lmao
[02:25:05] Artemus: have DASH spin around all GUARDS to confuse them
[02:25:13] Interrobang Pie: GUARD1 stunned!
[02:25:19] Interrobang Pie: SHY turn
[02:25:27] Senator Myth: Cheer.
[02:25:36] Interrobang Pie: TWI 89/90
[02:25:37] <MLR> Glaze: Louder
[02:25:43] Interrobang Pie: DASH 70/110
[02:25:50] Interrobang Pie: SOARIN 12/50
[02:25:56] Interrobang Pie: APPLE turn
[02:26:10] Artemus: APPLE joins combat?
[02:26:13] Senator Myth: We should've crafted some lassos...
[02:26:15] Senator Myth: Somehow.
[02:26:22] Interrobang Pie: with TAIL
[02:26:24] Interrobang Pie: oops
[02:26:27] Interrobang Pie: WHAT DO
[02:26:29] Artemus: ^
[02:26:34] Senator Myth: Can we do that in battle?
[02:26:36] Interrobang Pie: nope
[02:26:38] Artemus: Query: RARITY Mana?
[02:26:47] Senator Myth: Alright then. Buck, I guess. XD
[02:26:49] Interrobang Pie: RARITY has no mana, yet
[02:26:53] Artemus: fuck
[02:26:55] Interrobang Pie: BUCK for massive damage
[02:27:00] Interrobang Pie: GUARD1 0/200
[02:27:03] <MLR> ArtAttack: WHY THE HELL IS THERE A PONY IN MY ROOM?
[02:27:11] Interrobang Pie: RARITY turn
[02:27:23] Artemus: RARITY use SWEETTALK on guards to convince them to give up?
[02:27:37] <MLR> Glaze: Hidin'
[02:27:45] Interrobang Pie: the guards are unimpressed with her efforts
[02:27:50] Interrobang Pie: SOARIN turn
[02:27:56] <MLR> Jackle App: WHINE
[02:28:04] Senator Myth: Query: Type combination of guards.
[02:28:19] Interrobang Pie: GUARDS are EARTH type. they're armoured
[02:28:41] <MLR> Glaze: Use splash
[02:28:49] Artemus: SOARIN loaf around near SHY
[02:28:59] Interrobang Pie: SOARIN isn't interested in SHY
[02:29:07] Interrobang Pie: GUARD2 turn
[02:29:10] Artemus: I don't give a damn, he needs to recover health
[02:29:10] Artemus: :P
[02:29:22] Interrobang Pie: TWI 49/90
[02:29:26] Interrobang Pie: GUARD3 turn
[02:29:31] Interrobang Pie: DASH 30/110
[02:29:36] Interrobang Pie: GUARD4 turn
[02:29:42] Interrobang Pie: critical hit
[02:29:44] Interrobang Pie: APPLE 60/120
[02:30:01] Interrobang Pie: TWI turn
[02:30:03] <MLR> Glaze: Use Friendship is Murder
[02:30:08] Senator Myth: ^
[02:30:09] Interrobang Pie: GUARD2 0/200
[02:30:27] Interrobang Pie: PINK is still in ARTATTACK's room
[02:30:30] Interrobang Pie: DASH turn
[02:30:40] <MLR> Glaze: Yo Throw her back
[02:30:45] Artemus: DASH should continue to confuse GUARDS
[02:31:03] Interrobang Pie: she whips up another tornado, but the GUARDS keep their ground
[02:31:08] Interrobang Pie: SHY turn
[02:31:10] Artemus: cheer
[02:31:18] Senator Myth: Wait
[02:31:21] Artemus: ?
[02:31:33] Senator Myth: Is there a way to direct her cheering at a single pony? Just curious.
[02:31:42] Artemus: for extra support?
[02:31:44] Interrobang Pie: no, since they are all in the room
[02:31:54] Artemus: have SHY use LOUDER CHEER
[02:31:55] Senator Myth: Alright, nvm.
[02:31:59] Senator Myth: ^
[02:32:03] <MLR> Jackle App: Dash: Critique cheer
[02:32:04] Interrobang Pie: SHY doesn't know how to LOUDER
[02:32:19] Artemus: SHY sees DASH in trouble CHEER LOUDER BITCH
[02:32:24] <MLR> ArtAttack: Here guys, take her back next time she's up.
[02:32:32] Artemus: ^
[02:32:40] Interrobang Pie: SHY cowers
[02:32:42] Interrobang Pie: APPLE turn
[02:32:46] <MLR> ArtAttack: She's already eaten all of my cupcakes and made me do

http://soundcloud.com/samkoller/tool-schism-remix-wip this
[02:32:50] Senator Myth: inb4 BUCK
[02:33:00] <MLR> Jackle App: Apple tell Shy that "It's all right, Sugarcube"
[02:33:08] <MLR> Jackle App: YES WASTE YOUR TURN MUWAHAHA
[02:33:11] Artemus: NO
[02:33:12] Interrobang Pie: SHY 9999/500000
[02:33:20] Interrobang Pie: RARITY turn
[02:33:24] <MLR> Jackle App: HAHAHA
[02:33:26] <MLR> Jackle App: Whine
[02:33:27] <MLR> Jackle App: Rarity
[02:33:28] <MLR> Jackle App: Do it
[02:33:31] Interrobang Pie: >WHINE
[02:33:32] Interrobang Pie: OOPS
[02:33:32] <MLR> Jackle App: Tell everypony to cover ears
[02:33:33] Artemus: RARITY WHINE
[02:33:33] <MLR> Glaze: Complain
[02:33:33] <MLR> Jackle App: then whine
[02:33:39] Interrobang Pie: TWI 39/90
[02:33:45] Interrobang Pie: DASH 20/110
[02:33:52] Interrobang Pie: SHY 4999/359834fdofskfc
[02:33:54] <MLR> Jackle App: Oh gosh this was a good idea
[02:33:57] Interrobang Pie: APPLE 40/120
[02:33:57] <MLR> Jackle App: I'm glad I thought of it
[02:34:06] Interrobang Pie: SOARIN 2/50
[02:34:11] Artemus: But I thought you waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanted Whining?
[02:34:11] <MLR> Glaze: STOP WHINING!
[02:34:11] Interrobang Pie: GUARD2 150/200
[02:34:16] Interrobang Pie: GUARD3 150/200
[02:34:23] Senator Myth: (It's okay, I killed Pinkie earlier. This isn't nearly as bad)
[02:34:24] Interrobang Pie: GUARD4 critical hit
[02:34:30] Interrobang Pie: GUARD4 100/200
[02:34:31] Artemus: Yus
[02:34:33] Artemus: nice move Jackle
[02:34:44] Interrobang Pie: SOARIN turn
[02:34:54] Artemus: PARTY: Use Etank?
[02:35:00] Interrobang Pie: use ETANK on whom
[02:35:04] Artemus: no no!
[02:35:06] Artemus: not yet, asking opinions
[02:35:07] <MLR> Jackle App: Sacrifice turn to next party member, give next party member two turns
[02:35:18] Artemus: Query Turn order
[02:35:23] Interrobang Pie: TWI lv5:  49/90 (0/50 MANA)
PINK lv1: 1/77
DASH lv2: 30/110
SHY: lv1000 4999/500000
APPLE: lv2 60/120
RARITY: lv2 80/80
SOARIN: lv1 2/50
[02:35:32] Artemus: GUARDS?
[02:35:33] <MLR> Jackle App: So twi would get two turns?
[02:35:41] Interrobang Pie: GUARD2 GUARD3 GUARD4
[02:35:44] Interrobang Pie: yes
[02:35:46] Interrobang Pie: next turn
[02:35:53] Artemus: I don't like that idea
[02:35:54] <MLR> Jackle App: That's my suggestion if anyone has a better one... have at it
[02:36:01] Senator Myth: What? That's a good idea.
[02:36:07] Senator Myth: Twilight has Friendship is Murder.
[02:36:08] Artemus: Sacrifice? The guards are going next
[02:36:17] Artemus: they're gonna kill him
[02:36:24] Artemus: and we don't have any sauce
[02:36:24] <MLR> Glaze: He can deal with it
[02:36:32] Artemus: He has to fly these planes
[02:36:37] Artemus: I vote on etank
[02:36:38] <MLR> Jackle App: you can revive him with pie! AJ probably has some...
[02:36:44] Interrobang Pie: INV:
LAMP; METAL BLADE x27; BUBBLE LEAD x6; ETANK x2; BULLET 1; GOGGLES; SHADES; SCRAP METAL x15; LAB COAT x6;

KEY  CARD; BUBBLE LEAD x7 LAUNCHER; TAIL; REINFORCED CONCRETE
[02:36:49] <MLR> Jackle App: Oh
[02:36:50] <MLR> Jackle App: well damn
[02:36:55] Artemus: So?
[02:36:58] Senator Myth: Query LAMP
[02:37:03] Artemus: It's a fucking lamp
[02:37:05] Interrobang Pie: LAMP is a fucking LAMP
[02:37:14] <MLR> Jackle App: use lamp to LIGHT THE WAY
[02:37:18] <MLR> Jackle App: TO VICTORY
[02:37:27] Interrobang Pie: SOARIN holds out the LAMP
[02:37:29] <MLR> Glaze: Use lamp to light them on fire
[02:37:31] Artemus: QUERY: Does Item usage consume Turn?
[02:37:32] <MLR> Jackle App: OH GOD HAHA
[02:37:34 | Edited 02:37:41] <MLR> ArtAttack: (Thanks for the follow, Mumble).
[02:37:36] Interrobang Pie: it blinds the GUARD3
[02:37:42] <MLR> Jackle App: Oh shit yeah
[02:37:44] Artemus: Nice move Jackle, agian
[02:37:47] Interrobang Pie: GUARD3 turn
[02:37:53] Interrobang Pie: GUARD3 is blinded!
[02:37:57 | Edited 02:38:06] <MLR> General Mumble: (No problem. Also I am here and do exist.)
[02:37:59] <MLR> Jackle App: *fistpump*
[02:38:00] Artemus: it hurts itself!
[02:38:01] Interrobang Pie: GUARD4 70/200
[02:38:04] Artemus: yes
[02:38:06] Artemus: even better
[02:38:08] Interrobang Pie: GUARD4 turn
[02:38:15] Interrobang Pie: APPLE 10/120
[02:38:18] <MLR> Jackle App: Now we know what the "fucking lamp" does"
[02:38:23] Artemus: yeah
[02:38:25] Interrobang Pie: PINK has returned to the battlefield
[02:38:27] Artemus: I thought it raped ponies
[02:38:27] Interrobang Pie: TWI turn
[02:38:32] Artemus: Friendship is Murder
[02:38:43] <MLR> Jackle App: why aren't we using the concrete launcher...
[02:38:45] Interrobang Pie: it's not very effective
[02:38:50] Artemus: Damn
[02:38:51] Interrobang Pie: GUARD3 1/200
[02:38:52] <MLR> Glaze: Cause were not in jets
[02:38:57] <MLR> Jackle App: Oh...
[02:38:57] Interrobang Pie: PINK turn
[02:39:00] <MLR> Jackle App: what about the bubble thing
[02:39:13] Artemus: Pink should BUCK Guard 3
[02:39:19] Artemus: or glomp him or something
[02:39:19] Interrobang Pie: GUARD3 0/200
[02:39:26] Interrobang Pie: DASH turn
[02:39:31] <MLR> Glaze: Pinkie should do whatever it is pinkie pie does
[02:39:56] Artemus: QUERY turn order
[02:40:02] Interrobang Pie: TWI lv5:  49/90 (0/50 MANA)
PINK lv1: 1/77
DASH lv2: 30/110
SHY: lv1000 4999/500000
APPLE: lv2 60/120
RARITY: lv2 80/80
SOARIN: lv1 2/50
[02:40:07] Artemus: sacrifice turn
[02:40:07] <MLR> Glaze: Dash use louder
[02:40:12] Interrobang Pie: SHY turn
[02:40:18] Artemus: Shy CHEER
[02:40:22] <MLR> Jackle App: Shy
[02:40:23] <MLR> Jackle App: turn into tree form
[02:40:27] <MLR> Jackle App: fell yourself
[02:40:29] <MLR> Jackle App: yell timber
[02:40:31] <MLR> Jackle App: crush guards
[02:40:34] <MLR> Glaze: ^
[02:40:34] Interrobang Pie: TWI lv5:  59/90 (0/50 MANA)
PINK lv1: 11/77
DASH lv2: 40/110
SHY: lv1000 4999/500000
APPLE: lv2 20/120
RARITY: lv2 80/80
SOARIN: lv1 12/50
[02:40:36] Interrobang Pie: SHY turn
[02:40:47] Senator Myth: SHY: yay
[02:40:47] Artemus: Shy CHEER once more with more courage
[02:40:58] Interrobang Pie: TWI lv5:  69/90 (0/50 MANA)
PINK lv1: 21/77
DASH lv2: 50/110
SHY: lv1000 4999/500000
APPLE: lv2 30/120
RARITY: lv2 80/80
SOARIN: lv1 22/50
[02:41:03] Interrobang Pie: APPLE turn
[02:41:04] Artemus: awwww yeah
[02:41:08] Senator Myth: Buck.
[02:41:09] Artemus: APPLEB UCK
[02:41:11] <MLR> Glaze: FFF
[02:41:14] <MLR> Jackle App: Apple, herd guards
[02:41:16] <MLR> Jackle App: lasso them
[02:41:17] Interrobang Pie: GUARD4 50/200
[02:41:22] Interrobang Pie: RARE turn
[02:41:23] <MLR> Jackle App: tie them the fuck up
[02:41:24] <MLR> Jackle App: damn it
[02:41:43] <MLR> Jackle App: Rarity yell "Take that you ruffian" and buck
[02:41:48] Senator Myth: Gore.
[02:41:49] <MLR> Jackle App: to Guard 4
[02:41:50] Artemus: RARITY, FASHIONATE GUARDS
[02:41:54] Interrobang Pie: GUARD4 0/200
[02:41:56] <MLR> Jackle App: Yus
[02:41:59] Artemus: tie their suits so tight
[02:42:01] Interrobang Pie: you get 4x armour!!
[02:42:03] <MLR> Jackle App: !
[02:42:05] Artemus: Sweet
[02:42:06] <MLR> Jackle App: Shit yeah
[02:42:10] Interrobang Pie: RARITY is lv3
[02:42:16] Artemus: <3 Rarity
[02:42:17] Interrobang Pie: RARITY: lv3 90/90
[02:42:22] Interrobang Pie: rarity gained 10 mana
[02:42:25] <MLR> Jackle App: Equip it to Soarin and Pinkie pie, as well as AJ and Rarity
[02:42:31] <MLR> Glaze: Grow beards for everypony
[02:42:32] Interrobang Pie: rarity now knows JEWEL CRUSH
[02:42:36] Artemus: Query RARITY spells
[02:42:45] Interrobang Pie: JEWEL CRUSH
[02:42:50] <MLR> Glaze: Does armopur hamper flight?
[02:42:52] Artemus: Ah. Query TWI spells
[02:42:53] Interrobang Pie: 5 mana + a number of jewels
[02:43:08] Interrobang Pie: TWI spells: UNLOCK CHEST (0), TELEPORT (50)
[02:43:20] Artemus: Query FRIENDSHIP IS MURDER
[02:43:40] Interrobang Pie: murders someone
[02:43:41] Interrobang Pie: but
[02:43:41] <MLR> Glaze: Is Unlock Chest an attack, sure sounds like one
[02:43:47] Interrobang Pie: it causes mental damage to TWI
[02:43:54] Artemus: Noted
[02:44:09] Senator Myth: Does TWI have sanity points to keep track of, or some kind of status indicator?
[02:44:14] Interrobang Pie: it's random
[02:44:23] Artemus: Query CELESTIA status
[02:44:25] Interrobang Pie: ie. when i feel like it
[02:44:26] Senator Myth: Alright, first things first.
[02:44:27] Interrobang Pie: unknown
[02:44:34] Artemus: Query LUNA status
[02:44:34] <MLR> Jackle App: Query: Armor effects, does it hamper ability to fight, what does it do for

defense
[02:44:48] Interrobang Pie: ARMOUR increases defense slightly
[02:44:56] Interrobang Pie: it's made for earth ponies, so no flight at all
[02:44:58] Senator Myth: Use SCRAP METAL to cut off part of APPLEJACK'S tail, then craft lasso.
[02:45:12] Artemus: Statement: PARTY shows love and support to INTERROBANG PIE
[02:45:14] <MLR> Glaze: Cut of all tails
[02:45:16] <MLR> Jackle App: Equip to Pinkie and Soarin (so he can not die as quickly)
[02:45:19] Interrobang Pie: YOU COMBINE TAIL and SCRAP METAL to make BARBRED WIRE
[02:45:23] Artemus: No, not to Soarin
[02:45:30] <MLR> Glaze: Wait can;t we cut off the guards tailes?
[02:45:38] Interrobang Pie: i guess
[02:45:46] Artemus: Equip BARBED WIRE, and x4 GUARD TAILS to make BARBED WHIP
[02:45:51] Artemus: or BARBED LASSO
[02:45:52] <MLR> Glaze: Cut out their heart while your at it
[02:46:01] Senator Myth: Consume GUARDS.
[02:46:03] Interrobang Pie: BARBED WHIP made
[02:46:09] Artemus: INV
[02:46:18] Interrobang Pie: INV:
LAMP; METAL BLADE x27; BUBBLE LEAD x6; ETANK x2; BULLET 1; GOGGLES; SHADES; SCRAP METAL x10; LAB COAT x6;

KEY  CARD; BUBBLE LEAD x7 LAUNCHER; REINFORCED CONCRETE; 4 ARMOUR; BARBED WHIP
[02:46:30] <MLR> Glaze: Equip AJ with whip
[02:46:31] Senator Myth: Equip APPLE with whip.
[02:46:31] Interrobang Pie: you are herbivores, so you dont eat the guards
[02:46:39] Interrobang Pie: (THATS HOW YOU KILLED PINKIE)
[02:46:39] <MLR> Jackle App: Party: Have a small party to celebrate victory
[02:46:48] <MLR> Glaze: Lol it was worth it
[02:46:50] Senator Myth: I know. D=
[02:46:57] Artemus: Equip SHADES to RARITY, add +10 badass points
[02:47:02] <MLR> Glaze: Victory Fanfare
[02:47:03] <MLR> Jackle App: Query: Who did Pinkie eat?
[02:47:13] Interrobang Pie: pinkie gives VINYL's SHADES to RARITY
[02:47:14] <MLR> Glaze: A harmless mouse
[02:47:19] Interrobang Pie: PINK ate the ENGI's MOUSE
[02:47:19] <MLR> Jackle App: pffff
[02:47:23] Senator Myth: No, we should save the shades for use as a finishing move.
[02:47:27] <MLR> Jackle App: Pinkie: Eat guards
[02:47:32] Senator Myth: Rarity can make a pun and then YEEEEEAAAAAAH something to death.
[02:47:36] <MLR> Glaze: Lol
[02:47:39] Artemus: EQUIP BARBED WHIP to APPLE
[02:47:43] Artemus: ((brb guys))
[02:47:47] Interrobang Pie: PINK looks disapprovingly at JACKLEAPP
[02:48:01] Interrobang Pie: APPLE takes the BARBED WHIP. RARITY feels flustered all of a sudden
[02:48:14] <MLR> Jackle App: *shrug*
[02:48:17] <MLR> Jackle App: *innocent smile*
[02:48:21] <MLR> Jackle App: Shit idunno
[02:48:26] Senator Myth: What's wrong Rarity?
[02:48:33] <MLR> Glaze: Kinky whore
[02:48:35] Interrobang Pie: ^
[02:48:39] <MLR> Jackle App: SHE WAS IN LOVE WITH GUARD NUMBER 4
[02:48:41] <MLR> Jackle App: AND STILL IS
[02:48:43] <MLR> Jackle App: ...
[02:48:45] <MLR> Jackle App: "DOWN THERE"
[02:48:52] Interrobang Pie: no more frenching dead people
[02:48:52] Senator Myth: I see.
[02:49:01] <MLR> Glaze: Hardly lady0like
[02:49:27] Interrobang Pie: there are numerous VALVES and BUTTONS. the CABINS are to the EAST. the BRIDGE is

to the WEST. the HANGAR is to the SOUTH.
[02:49:29] Interrobang Pie: WHAT DO
[02:49:36] <MLR> Jackle App: Fucking leave
[02:49:42] <MLR> Glaze: Push all bvuttons all valves
[02:49:51] Interrobang Pie: you do that again
[02:49:51] <MLR> Jackle App: buck electronics
[02:49:59] Interrobang Pie: better get out - theres the alarm
[02:50:06] <MLR> Jackle App: Run
[02:50:14] Interrobang Pie: you clamber into the JETS
[02:50:17] Interrobang Pie: JET1 9999/9999 - TWI PINK AJ
JET2 9999/9999 - DASH SOAR RARE
JET3 9999/9999 - SHY
[02:50:23] Interrobang Pie: are you sure this arrangement is okay?
[02:50:32] <MLR> Glaze: umm
[02:50:32] <MLR> Glaze: Sure
[02:50:32] Senator Myth: ...Are we? =X
[02:50:38] Senator Myth: Yeah.
[02:50:41] <MLR> Jackle App: Yes
[02:50:41] Interrobang Pie: very well
[02:50:59] Interrobang Pie: each pilot (TWI, SOARIN, SHY) starts the engines
[02:51:12] <MLR> Jackle App: Dash: Pester Soarin' relentlessly
[02:51:22] Interrobang Pie: just in time - they blast out before a wave of guards reach the hangar
[02:51:34] Interrobang Pie: "omgomgomg - the WONDERBOLTS"
[02:51:40] Interrobang Pie: "we don't go by that name anymore"
[02:51:42] <MLR> Jackle App: ^ Flawless. Thank you
[02:51:51] <MLR> Jackle App: Fly to the other ship?
[02:52:19] <MLR> Jackle App: Query: Twilight's relationship with celestia/celestian monarchist (Or whoever

the opposing side is)
[02:53:19] Interrobang Pie: the other SHIP is much different to the previous one. whilst it isn't quite as

lined with weapons, it sure does look tough to get into - the only obvious entrance is in the DECK and near

the ENGINES
[02:53:32] Interrobang Pie: TWI hasnt heard from CELESTIA in a long time
[02:53:41] Interrobang Pie: WHAT DO
[02:53:43] <MLR> Jackle App: Were they on good terms last time they spoke?
[02:53:50] Interrobang Pie: who cares
[02:53:56] <MLR> Jackle App: I DO OKAY
[02:53:58] <MLR> Glaze: I care D:
[02:53:59] Senator Myth: I would say CRASH LAND INTO BRIDGE but I don't want you to take that seriously so I

won't.
[02:54:04] <MLR> Jackle App: What if they don't try to kill her when they go on the ship
[02:54:07] <MLR> Glaze: Wait lol, no I don't
[02:54:17] <MLR> Jackle App: because she was at one point her faithful student ;<;
[02:54:31] Interrobang Pie: you haven't been using the look command a lot
[02:54:39] Senator Myth: LOOK PLOT
[02:54:42] Interrobang Pie: dat plot
[02:54:46] <MLR> Jackle App: Look plot
[02:54:56] Interrobang Pie: too much plot gives DASH a WINGBONER
[02:55:02] <MLR> Glaze: Look wingboner
[02:55:03] <MLR> Jackle App: Soarin: Look: Wingboner
[02:55:15] Interrobang Pie: "look, stop staring, it just happens, alright?"
[02:55:19] <MLR> Jackle App: Soarin: Facehoof
[02:55:23] <MLR> Glaze: Keep looking
[02:55:29] <MLR> Jackle App: Never stop looking
[02:55:37] <MLR> Jackle App: The plot holds the answer
[02:55:40] <MLR> Jackle App: the key to your victory
[02:55:44] Interrobang Pie: SOARIN concentrates on PILOTING instead of DASH's HORNINESS
[02:55:48] Senator Myth: Look Engines
[02:55:57] <MLR> Jackle App: Dash: Kiss non-soarin flightmate
[02:56:02] <MLR> Jackle App: out of pure angst
[02:56:08] Interrobang Pie: DASH kisses RARE
[02:56:18] <MLR> Glaze: Look at angst
[02:56:25] <MLR> Jackle App: Soarin: facehoof with more intensity
[02:56:48] Interrobang Pie: the ENGINES of the BATTLESHIP look extremely hot. there is a small GAP in

between each ENGINE, but it's a tight squeeze.
[02:57:00] Senator Myth: Look DECK
[02:57:22] Interrobang Pie: the deck is lined with small specks that might be PONIES. there is only a single

gun on the DECK
[02:57:33] Senator Myth: Look gun
[02:57:36] <MLR> Jackle App: Eat gun
[02:57:44] <MLR> Glaze: The gun, we destroy that and this is all ours CHARGE
[02:58:02] Interrobang Pie: the gun is a massive CANNON - much like your BUBBLE LEAD LAUNCHER, but it

probably doesn't fire BUBBLE LEADS
[02:58:14] Interrobang Pie: (keep looking at stuff)
[02:58:18] Senator Myth: Look sky
[02:58:26] <MLR> Glaze: Look rarity
[02:58:32] Interrobang Pie: the clouds below you are blood red
[02:58:38] <MLR> Jackle App: Look: Pony on deck visibility. Can they see us?
[02:58:56] Interrobang Pie: RARITY's mane is still a little charred from being dragged out of the burning

spa
[02:59:09] <MLR> Jackle App: Also: Look: Cannon, is anyone manning (ponying) it?
[02:59:21] Interrobang Pie: the PONIES on the DECK are still busy at work. there is noone on the CANNON,

however
[02:59:29] Interrobang Pie: at least
[02:59:34] <MLR> Jackle App: Crash land into  cannon
[02:59:35] Interrobang Pie: noone on the DECK'S CANNON
[02:59:54] Senator Myth: Do you think SHY could survive that?
[02:59:56] <MLR> Glaze: All 3 for massive damage
[03:00:00] Senator Myth: She's got a ton of HP.
[03:00:02] <MLR> Jackle App: Probably
[03:00:06] <MLR> Jackle App: and she's a certified badass
[03:00:10] Senator Myth: She could YAY until then so that it's full or whatever.
[03:00:19] Senator Myth: God that image makes me laugh.
[03:00:20] Interrobang Pie: she cant CHEER herself
[03:00:24] <MLR> Glaze: Can she yay at herself?
[03:00:29] <MLR> Glaze: Daern
[03:00:38] Interrobang Pie: look HET
[03:00:39] <MLR> Glaze: We need a mirror guys
[03:00:40] Interrobang Pie: *JET
[03:00:44] Senator Myth: Look Jet
[03:01:12] <MLR> Jackle App: Fluttershy: Practice yaying self in cockpit. You'll get it one day.
[03:01:23] Interrobang Pie: in front of each PILOT is the control stick or something, some funky looking

DIALS and HUDS and a RADIO THING
[03:01:32] <MLR> Jackle App: Hail celestian ship
[03:01:33] Senator Myth: Look RADIO THING
[03:01:33] <MLR> Glaze: Push everything
[03:02:01] Interrobang Pie: the RADIO THING is off. looks like there's a DIAL to change the listening

FREQUENCY
[03:02:11] <MLR> Glaze: Spin that shit yo
[03:02:13] <MLR> Jackle App: Fiddle with nob until voices can be heard
[03:02:16] <MLR> Jackle App: Or what Glaze said
[03:02:32] <MLR> Jackle App: Dash: Drop a fat beat
[03:02:37] Interrobang Pie: you TWIST the DIAL until you found any audible channels. you find 3
[03:02:43] Interrobang Pie: which channel, A B or C
[03:02:44] <MLR> Jackle App: Listen: Channels
[03:02:47] Senator Myth: look audible channels
[03:02:47] <MLR> Jackle App: A
[03:02:51] <MLR> Glaze: Which has the best music?
[03:03:57] Interrobang Pie: "...there is nothing we can do! they killed all of our ENGINEERS, broke the

ENGINE ROOM and shot off, taking out best PILOT with them!!!"
[03:04:07] <MLR> Jackle App: Laugh at misfortune
[03:04:10] <MLR> Glaze: Ugh I hate this show, next
[03:04:44] <MLR> General Mumble: I'm gonna have to go to bed, I'm shattered :( As much as I want to stay and

read...
[03:04:48] Senator Myth: B
[03:04:52] <MLR> Glaze: Aww, laters man
[03:04:56] Interrobang Pie: see ya
[03:04:56] Senator Myth: See you!
[03:05:04] <MLR> Jackle App: (nighty night!)
[03:05:17] <MLR> General Mumble: Pie, can you send me the paste of this when done?
[03:06:57] Interrobang Pie: i'm going to finish up soon
[03:07:20] Interrobang Pie: "princess, there is smoke billowing out of luna's ship. we have had nothing to

do with t- is someone listening in? who goes there?"
[03:07:27] Interrobang Pie: respond y/n
[03:07:32] <MLR> Jackle App: Yes
[03:07:38] <MLR> Glaze: Sup guys
[03:08:04] <MLR> General Mumble: (gonna stay if finishing soon)
[03:08:51] Interrobang Pie: "it's me, twilight sparkle. your old student, remember? we just managed to

infiltrate that ship"
"i'm very impressed. first, i thought you got killed along with the rest of ponyville. then you manage to

infiltrate her ship and come out alive?"
[03:09:08] <MLR> Glaze: Channel C
[03:09:15] <MLR> Jackle App: whatnowhy
[03:09:17] Interrobang Pie: "i'm guessing that is your friends flying my sisters jets... she won't take too

kindly to that."
[03:09:34] Interrobang Pie: "i may just have a proposition for you..."
[03:09:35] <MLR> Jackle App: Soarin' make an official sounding request to land
[03:09:49] Interrobang Pie: "request granted"
[03:09:50] <MLR> Jackle App: pledge allegiance to celestia
[03:09:59] Interrobang Pie: and channel C...
[03:10:01] Interrobang Pie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik
[03:10:09] <MLR> Jackle App: OH GOD YES
[03:10:10] Interrobang Pie: **** TO BE CONTINUED ****

Current Stats:
TWI lv5:  69/90 (0/50 MANA - UNLOCK 0, TELE 50)
PINK lv1: 21/77
DASH lv2: 50/110
SHY: lv1000 4999/500000
APPLE: lv2 30/120
RARITY: lv3 90/90 (10/10 MANA - JEWEL 5)
SOARIN: lv1 22/50

INV:
LAMP; METAL BLADE x27; BUBBLE LEAD x6; ETANK x2; BULLET 1; GOGGLES; SHADES; SCRAP METAL x10; LAB COAT x6;

KEY  CARD; BUBBLE LEAD x7 LAUNCHER; REINFORCED CONCRETE; 4 ARMOUR; BARBED WHIP

JET1 9999/9999 - TWI PINK AJ
JET2 9999/9999 - DASH SOAR RARE
JET3 9999/9999 - SHY