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- >Be a burglar.
- >Break into some guy's house.
- >Be all sneaky, enter through window in back room.
- >"New fwend?"
- >Heart lurches. Oh, it's just a fluffy pony.
- >Gray fluffy pony is only thing in room, besides litter box and door.
- >Must be a fluffy safe room.
- >"New fwend!" The fluffy pony is whispering excitedly.
- >"No," you tustle its fluffy head. "Go back to bed."
- >Fluffy suddenly panics. "Daddy got angwy when fwuffy wet in fwends. Fwends made mess in house!"
- >She points to the open window. "Go away fwend! Fwuffy no wan' get sowwy stick!"
- >"No. Go back to bed, you fucking rodent."
- >"Fwend mus' go!" She's pleading, still whispering. "Fwen pwese! No wana get sowwy stick! No fwends in house!"
- >Decide to fuck with whiny fluffy instead of stealing shit.
- >Go back out window.
- >Find a crate filled with abandoned fluffy ponies in alley way.
- >Pick it up, bring it back to house.
- >Toss them one by one into the open window.
- >"No!!" House fluffy is crying. "No new fwends! Go away!"
- >"New fwend?" "New home!" "New home for babehs!" "Fwuffy wuv new fwend!"
- >"No no no! Fwuffies mus' weave! Daddy wiw be angwy!"
- >Hear the door opening, duck under windowsill and listen.
- >"JESUS CHRIST!" houseowner yells. "FLUFFY, WHAT THE FUCK!!"
- >"No, daddy! No wet fwuffies in! Bwack man wet fwuffies in!"
- >Other fluffies are going nuts for attention.
- >"New daddy!" "Wan' huggies, new daddy!" "Wan' huggies! Wan' sketties!"
- >"FLUFFY, DON'T LIE! I TOLD YOU TO STOP LETTING STRAY FLUFFIES IN!"
- >Listen in glee as owner pulls out sorry stick and starts beating all the fluffies.
- >Endless chorus of screaming and sobbing.
- >"No daddy!" original fluffy sobs. "No fwuffy's fault! Fwuffy sowwy! Owie! Owie!!"
- >So much better than stealing a TV. You should do this more often.
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