Atheists Anon

>The sun shines in your face, causing you to groan.
>Damn this stupid planet for trying to get you out of this bed.
>"Good morning, Anonymous!"
>You open your eyes to see Celestia by the window, pushing it open.
>A gust of wind hits your face, and you put the covers over yourself.
Leave me alone...
>The sounds of clopping approach your bed, and-
Damn it, let me go!
>"But Anonymous, staying in bed all day is no fun!"
>She rips you way from the bed, dragging you across the floor.
>"And besides, Twilight and her friends are coming over for a visit today..."
>Great, now that bitch's going to ruin the day too?
>She's the reason you live here and not in P0nyville like it was originally intended.
>All those experiments she performed in the name of "science"...
>You shudder as the memories of her poking needles all over your body in the name of "science".
>There is no way you're letting her near you today, especially since the time you told her the truth about how Celestia isn't a God.
>Bitch was furious that day.
>And now you get to see her again.
>Hooray...
>...
>The two of you are now bathing together, because 'that's how I spend my mornings with my sister, so what makes this any different?'.
>What makes it different is that you are squished inside a bath tub with a white horse that has a multi-colored mane that keeps getting in your mouth.
>The fact that your dick is always near her ass doesn't help either.
>"Someone get us a towel, please."
>A p0ny arrives instantly, wiping the mane of your "friend".
>Another p0ny walks up to the tub, shaking her hooves.
>"H-Here you go, Anonymous, s-sir."
>Without wasting any time, you jump out of the tub, wiping yourself off.
>You really need to get your own bathroom.
>Once there was no trace of water left on you, you went back to your room to get dressed.
>A simply jean+t-shirt combo would probably look alright.
>"Anooon...hurry up...waiting for you is booring..."
>Just so she shuts up, you come out of your room with your pants half on and your shirt on top of your head.
>She stares at you with her head tilted.
>"You look...nice."
>The sounds of clopping approach the two of you, and a guard walks into the room.
>"Uh, y-your guests are h-here."
>Celestia nods and proceeds to walk out of the room.
>Confused at why guests decided to come to the castle at eight in the morning, you put your clothes on and follow her.
Celestia, why are they here so early?
>She turns to you, smiling.
>"Early? Why, they're actually a few minutes late."
>Hm?
Late? But we just woke up.
>This causes her to chuckle as she uses her horn to create a magical clock.
>"Actually, Anon, it's noon."
>You immediately spit out some random liquid.
Noon?!
>"When I came into your room to wake you up, you looked very peaceful, so I didn't want to interrupt your dreams."
>Yet she still chose to shine the sun in your face a few hours later.
>And why the fuck didn't she wake you up?
>You'd think that repeatedly yelling at her servants for waking you up hours late would send a message...
>"So, are you ready to see my star pupil again?"
>You yawn, scartching your head.
Yep, but don't let her do any experiments on me again. Last time was fucking terrible.
>She rolls her eyes.
>"Ok then..."
>You both come across a set of stairs and walk down it.
>"They should be waiting for us on the first floor of the castle, if I remember correctly."
>After the short walk down, you see six p0nies and a tiny dragon standing around the area.
>Let's get this started.
>"Princess!"
>Twilight runs up to Celestia and bows.
>After a couple seconds, she gets up and hugs her superior's leg.
>"It's been so long since I've seen you!"
>It doesn't seem like she'll let go anytime soon, so the princess starts to shake her leg, chuckling.
>"Ok, Twilight, you can let go now..."
>As soon as she gets off of her, you hear a small "never hump my leg ever again" come from Celestia.
>...
>That bitch needs to get laid.
>You're definitely not going to be the one to do it, though.
>"Anon!"
>She moves away from Celestia, running up to you.
>The alicorn tries to hug you, but you shake your leg,  throwing her off.
>There is no way you're letting that horse hump you too.
>"Ow..."
>After a quick head shake, she looks up at you smiling.
>"So, how's living with a Goddess like?"
>Goddess?
>She still believes that crap? Wow.
Twilight, Celestia isn't a God. How many times do I have to say that? I mean, I literally sent you a letter with the words 'she's not a god' written on it five hundred times.
>A piece of her hair flicks up, and her eye twitches.
>As soon as she raises her hoof, Celestia walks in front of her, pointing to a room.
>"Why don't we have lunch? I'm sure the train ride here must've taken a while."
>Servants hold the doors open, and everyone walks inside and sits down at the table.
>You sit by the queen-that-refers-to-herself-as-a-princess, and unsurprisingly, Twilight sits on the other side of her.
>Great, she's going to try to continue the previous conversation.
>The chefs comes out of the kitchen, bringing bowls of soup for everyone.
>You don't like that stuff, so you just push it towards Pinkie, who slurps it up instantly.
>As soon as everyone finishes, the chefs bring in plates with salad coating by fancy named dressing.
>At least it's something.
>You stab the poor vegetables with a fork and enjoy the meal.
>Once you finish, you notice that a purple mare is missing from her seat.
>"So Anon, what makes you think that the princess isn't a beautiful Goddess?"
>That kissass just had to add the word 'beautiful' in her sentence, didn't she?
>You chuckle because of how the super smart nerd has asked you such a simple question.
Well, Twilight,  the answer is rather simple...
> You turn around, smirking.
Gods don't exist.
>More bits of her hair rise, and the twitching intensifies.
>"But Princess Celestia's a Goddess..."
>You shake your head.
No she isn't.
>"Uh, yes she is..."
>So that's how it's going to be?
>Thank someone that you remember the basics of science.
Really? Well then, explain how she is a God.
>She rolls her eyes.
>"Our princess raises and sets the sun everyday."
>Bullshit.
I don't believe you.
>Your castlemate chuckles, and-
>*Girly screams*
>Everything went dark.
>Even outside.
>After a second, the sunlight shines all over the place.
>"See? She can singlehandedly cause day and night."
>...
>There's gotta be a logical explanation for this that doesn't involve the work of Gods-
>Got one.
Clearly, the sun is a living entity and acts on its own.
>"Really?! Hi Sun!"
>Pinkie jumps in the air, waving a foam finger.
>Twilight stares at you with no emotion.
>"Are you being serious right now?"
>Alright, you have to admit, that excuse was pure BS.
>"Sounds like you have a really difficult job, Mr. Sun."
>*Really loud and girly cries*
>"It's so hard and I get so nervous whenever I do this! And if I don't do it, no one will be able to see anything and they won't be able to grow food!"
>?
>You turn to the direction of the sound to see that Pinkie Pie is sitting on the grass, talking to a flaming creature with the body of a human is crying right next to her.
>And the grass is slowly setting on fire as time goes on.
>"Um, Princess? You don't have to keep playing with the sun anymore..."
>Everything starts to slowly darken as the cries from the creature increase.
>It took at least a minute the first time it happened, so why the sudden change of pace?
>"Not this again..."
>Celestia jumps through the window, grabs the flaming man, and hurls him into the sky.
>"How many times do I have to say this? Stay in the sky! Everytime you come down, you always set the castle on fire! And I don't care if you think it's fun, because it hurts everyone and burning my mane isn't fun!"
>A big rainbow laser comes out of her horn, hitting the person and turning him into a giant yellow sphere.
>At the same time, all of the sunlight returns.
>So...the sun's actually an entity?
>Damn.
Guess I was right, Twilight.
>She immediately storms off, leaving hoofprints.
>Well, this was a rather unexpected ending to an obviously false claim...
>It still counts as a win, though, since the method of victory means jack shit.
>All that matters is that she loses.
>...
>The rest of the day is spent with the others running through the castle, exploring every inch of it.
>Not really sure why they'd want to see the boring 99% of this place, but you had nothing better to do, so you stuck with them the whole time.
>Oddly enough, Twilight was gone the whole time.
>Not that you were complaining.
>For dinner, you all had steaks made out of various fruit.
>You also learned that food is considered fancy depending on how it looks, not how it tastes.
>Basically, you could freeze your cum and make it look like a lobster, and to p0nies, it would become that.
>Neat.
>You open the door to the roof and lie down, glad that the days over.
>The wind in your face, the fact that you're alone...
>It's freaking great.
>"Pss...Anon..."
>You look up to see Twilight staring you in the face.
>She's grinning as if something great happened to her.
What is it?
>A hoof reaches down and pulls you up, moving your head towards the sky.
>For some reason, the stars form a constellation that says 'Twilight is right and you are wrong.'
>How the hell did she manage to do that?
>A purple glow emits from your side, and you see that Twilight's horn is blinking.
>And so are the stars.
>Oh.
>That sorta makes sense.
>The stars officially die out and Twilight collapses, gasping for air.
>"W-Why did I do this for so long...I could've just waited till nightfall to rearrange the stars..."
>Normally, you'd slap her for trying to trick you like this, but the fact that she can move stars by herself is pretty impressive.
>"TWILIGHT SPARKLE! WHAT DOES THOU THINK THOU IS DOING?!"
>The ground shakes violently and the two of you fall to the ground.
>Ah, the other princess is here...
>There's thunder and some lightning, and Luna appears out of nowhere.
>Yay, the purple one gets in trouble.
>If only you had popcorn to watch this.
>"Want some?"
>Of course Celestia's here as well.
>And of course she can somehow predict what you're thinking about.
>Oh, screw it.
>You sit down next to the sun p0ny, chewing popcorn as Twilight gets chewed out by night p0ne.
>"AND FURTHERMORE, WHY ART THERE A PICTURE OF MY SISTER IN THE SKY?!"
>You look up, and there it is.
>The stars are now in a constellation of Celestia giving everyone bedroom eyes.
>"Wow, she really knows how to draw my good side."
>You shove a handful of popcorn into your mouth, trying to prevent yourself from paying attention to the eyes of the fake Celestia.
>"Pss, Anon..."
>Last time you stared at bedroom eyes, you ended up rutting the closest thing to you.
>"...Doesn't this remind you of a few months ago..."
>Which was Celestia.
>"...It was on the roof, too..."
>You immediately slap the white whore before she can try to make a repeat of that incident.
>"Oh, Anon! I didn't think you were into that!"
>Wait, what?
>"I mean, last time, we just did things at a nice and slow pace, so this is rather unexpected..."
>Alright, that's it.
>You push her away and get up, walking towards the door.
I'll see you all tomorrow.
>Pretending that Celestia never came onto you, you head into your room and rest for the night.
>...
>"Wake up, Anon."
>You wake up to find the Pretty Purple Princess on top of you.
>Without hesitation, you push her off, wanting to get through whatever she wants you to do.
Let's just get this over with.
>She nods and turns to the door.
>"You can come in now, Cadence."
>Loud hoof steps fill the room as the love "goddess" enters the area.
>"Could you please explain why you wanted me to wake up at six in the morning, Twilight?"
>She looks down and sees you.
>"Hello Anonym-Hey, why does my aunt get to sleep in?!"
>A groan comes from behind you, and a white hoof raises itself into the air.
>"Just let me sleep, Anooooon..."
>If you could, you'd let her stay in the bed all day.
>It certainly beats the days when she is filled with 100% energy.
>"Alright, what do you need me to do, Twilight?"
>Twilight grins, looking at you.
>"Zap Anon with one of your love spells..."
>Cadence stares at her, head tilted.
>"Um, what would this accomplish?"
>"He doesn't believe that you guys are Goddesses, so I thought this one spell be enough proof to prove him wrong."
>The love princess rolls her eyes, and her horn glows, aiming at you.
>"Ok..."
>Before you can do anything, the feeling of hot magic goes through your whole body.
>Once it ends, you open your eyes, and everything feels...beautiful.
>The pink curtains, the birds chirping outside, Celestia's messed up hair.
>Within seconds, your face in buried in her mane, smelling something really nice
>"Five more minutes..."
>You can't help but giggle at that reaction.
>"D-Did it work, Cadence?"
>"I saw hearts in his irises, so I'm sure it did."
>You move away from your adorable sleepmate, booping her on the nose before you get up.
>Her face scrunches up and she puts the cover over herself, making loud snoring noses.
>She is SO getting hugged later.
>"Anon?"
>Hearts and pink candy force you to turn towards Cadence, and holy shit, she looks good.
>"My spell didn't hurt you, did it?"
>You shake your head, making your nonexistent hair flip.
>Wonder why she would think that.
>A moan escapes your lips as a strange feeling takes over your lower half.
>Those curves...that vibrant pink coat...dat ass...
>YOU MUST STICK YOUR DICK IN IT!
>You immediately jump out of bed, landing behind the princess-that-needs-your-love.
>Your member grows instantaneously, and you grab the pink mare's sweet flanks, ready to attack.
>...
>"O-Oh my goodness, this feels so gr-great!"
>You open your eyes, groaing.
>Cadence is having sex with her husband again, isn't she?
>She's already loud at night, so why is she doing it right next to you?!
Cadence, how many times have I told you to stop screaming during se-
>Your eyes go wide at the sight.
>Your best friend, Anonymous, is riding the love princess like a wild animal.
>And Twilight stares at them as if she saw a ghost.
>Great me, the way he thrusts inside her is erotic.
>And the smell! It's so...intoxicating!
>With a quick zap, a bowl of popcorn appears in your hoof.
>This is definitely going to be a good watch, especially since you learned of Anon's stamina...

>The end.