HEY IDIOTS

PCG 4:13 HOURS AGO opened memo on board HEY IDIOTS.
CURRENT cuttlefishCuller [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCC: Glub glub glub glub glub 38) )(ello boys!
??? twinArmageddons [?TA] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
?TA: hey FF.
PCG: HOLD ON JUST A SECOND. GETTING THE REST OF THE TEAM IN HERE.
PCG: TRY NOT TO MATESPRIT IT UP IN HERE YOU GUYS. THIS IS FOR POSTERITY.
CCC: )(mm okay!
CCC: I will try!
?TA: uh huh.
CCC: I just can't )(elp it if Sollux is t)(e CUT-EST MAT-ESPRIT -EV--------ER t)(oug)( so!
PCG: OH GOD.
CCC: <3
?TA: ehehehe. youre one two talk. <3
CURRENT arachnidsGrip [CAG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAG: What is SOOOOOOOO important that I have to 8e here, then?
PCG: SOLLUX YOU SHOULD BE EMBARASSED FOR YOURSELF.
CCC: Karkat t)(inks we don't know t)(at )(e likes )(umans!
PCG: HOLD ON VRISKA, ONE PER PERSON TO GATHER.
PCG: SHUT UP FEFERI, NOBODY ASKED YOU.
?TA: iim not iin2ecure liike 2ome people KK.
CAG: ::::|
?TA: 
CCC: I T)(INK s)(e asked everyone! 38T
CAG: I have 8etter things to 8e doing, hurry it up.
PCG: OKAY KANAYA IS COMING IN SOON SO
PCG: SHE'S THE LAST ONE
CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCG: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU GUYS I AM SO SORRY ABUOT THIS.
CAG: Yes, this seems soooooooo important that I HAVE to 8e here.
PCG: SHUT THE FUCK UP FUTURE ME, THIS IS IMPORTANT.
CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAC: :33< uhm is everything okay
?TA: that2 iit?
PCG: YES NEPETA EVERYTHING IS OKAY
?TA: youre not gettiing everyone?
CCC: )(ello Nepeta!
PCG: EVERYONE ELSE IS OFF DOING FUCKALL
PCG: SO I'LL JUST START NOW
CAG: Hurryyyyyyyy.
CAC: :33<hi feferi!
PCG: IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THERE HAVE BEEN SOME RATHER DISINGENUOUS RUMORS FLYING AROUND ABOUT ME.
CAC: :33< is it the pants thing?
CAG: SIIIIIIIIGH.
-- ??? twinArmageddons [?TA] snnrt --
PCG: MAINLY THAT I ENJOY TALKING TO THE HUMANS.
CCC: Karkat Grumpypants!
CAG: Karkat isn't that fact?
CAC: :33< who doesnt h33 h33!!
CAG: Not rumor?
CAG: ::::)
CCC: You just admitted it to me 38T
PCG: OH MY GOD FEFERI.
PCG: YOU SAID THAT WAS PRIVATE.
?TA: diidnt you 2ay that wa2 2uppo2ed two be a 2ecret between you and hiim?
CCC: Yes but now you are making a T)(ING of it!
?TA: oh waiit. two late.
CAG: Wow.
CAG: Jusy.
CAG: Wow.
CAG: Wow.
FUTURE carcinoGeneticist [FCG] 6:12 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FCG: GOD THIS IS EMBARASSING TO READ EVEN NOW.
?TA: ii warned you KK.
CAG: Okay, can we go? This is pointless.
?TA: ii told you youd embarra22 your2elf.
CCC: Yes, you can go Vriska!
FCG: YEAH VRISKA YOU CAN GO.
CAG: I have a HUUUUUUUUMAN to talk to.
CAG: ::::)
FCG: PAST ME IS JUST GOING TO DICK AROUND FOR A WHILE LONGER.
CCC: Ooooo)( )(ave fun!
CAC: :33< okay is this it
CAC: :33< i have ... things to do
PCG: GO DO WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS YOU'RE DOING, FUTURE ME.
PCG: AND LEAVE US ALONE.
CCC: Yes! T)(at is it Nepeta!
PCG: THIS IS FUCKING IMPORTANT.
CCC: Not reely, Karkat.
PCG: YOU STAY RIGHT HERE VRISKA AND NEPETA, I'M NOT DONE YET.
CAG: How is this important.
?TA: 2o iimportant, completely. yep.
CAC: :33< i p-
PCG: NO, IT IS. I CAN'T BE SEEN AS SOFT IF I'M GOING TO BE YOUR LEADER.
??? apocalypseArisen [?AA] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
?AA: hello!
CAG: This is not at all important, 8ecause we already know you're completely useless as leader!
?TA: hey AA.
CAC: :33< karkitty you are the f33rless l33der
FCG: ADRIA, YOU'RE MISSING PAST ME BEING A DOUCHE! STICK AROUND, IT GETS BETTER.
CCC: It doesn't mean you are soft! It means you are DIPLOMATIC!
PCG: OH NOW YOU FUCKING JOIN ADRIA, NICE GOING.
PCG: AND DAMN RIGHT NEPETA. JUST DON'T CALL ME KARKITTY.
?TA: ...adriia?
PCG: FUCK FUTURE ME DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT
CAC: :33< but i like calling you karkitty <3
?AA: hahahaha :)
CAC: :33< ohfdehjkg
PCG: AND NO, FEFERI, DIPLOMACY IS NOT WHAT IS OCCURING HERE
CAC: :33< my paw slipped
CAG: Good gog what is even going on here this is pointless.
?TA: no 2eriiou2ly.
?TA: adriia?
?AA: this is incredibly silly!
CAG: Karkat, youlike talking to the humans, that is a FACT.
?TA: you diid iit twiice?
CURRENT grimAuxiliatrix [CGA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGA: Greetings
?TA: ii feel liike iim mii22iing 2omethiing iimportant.
FCG: YEAH THIS IS TOTALLY POINTLESS.
CAG: Gr8.
CCC: )(ello Kanaya!
CAC: :33< karkitty
?AA: hello kanaya :)
FCG: LITERALLY NOTHING OF IMPORTANCE IS ACCOMPLISHED IN THIS CONVERSATION.
CAC: :33< i have to go
CAC ceased responding to memo.
PCG: OH HI KANAYA, LATE TO THE FUCKING PARTY AS USUAL
?TA: gog KK.
PCG: AND DON'T CALL ME KARKITTY GODDAMMIT.
CGA: I Was Busy
CGA: I Still Am
CAG: Karkles, are you lonely and just wanted to talk to all of us?
CAG: That's so sweet.
PCG: NO GODDAMMIT SHUT UP VRISKA.
FCG: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WAS GOING ON HERE, VRISKA.
?AA: i do not mind talking to all of my friends :)
CAG: Knew it.
CCC: Awwww!
CAG: Guys, Karkles is lonely.
PCG: FUTURE ME, REMIND ME TO PUNCH ME WHEN I BECOME YOU.
?TA: ehehehehe.
CAG: Soooooooo very lonely.
?AA: hahaha :)
PCG: AND SHUT UP WITH YOUR SNIDE LAUGHTER SOLLUX.
CCC: Karkat you are so adorable. 38)
?TA: cant help iit.
?TA: ehehe.
PCG: YOU'RE LIKE THREE COMPUTERS DOWN, I CAN PUNCH PAST YOU RIGHT NOW IF I WANTED TO.
PCG: ALTHOUGH YOU'D PROBABLY KILL ME IF I DID THAT, SO MAYBE THAT WOULD BE A BAD IDEA.
?TA: probably.
CAG: You're just too soft to do that, Karkies.
CAG: ::::)
?TA: e2peciially 2iince iitd be out of no where from my poiint of viiew.
PCG: YEAH SCRATCH THAT IDEA.
PCG: AND FUCK YOU, VRISKA.
PCG: FUCK YOU AND THAT FAIRY SUIT.
?TA: ...why ii2 my tiime hiidden?
CAG: Oh watch out guys, he's just going to sit there and ANGRY TYPE AT US.
?TA: ah well.
CCC: You are just t)(at mysterious!!
FCG: REALLY THAT'S ALL I EVER DO. I GET A LITTLE BETTER, TRUST ME.
?TA: ehehehehehe.
CCC: Or at least better at keeping a secret t)(an Karkrab...
PCG: OH MY GOD FUTURE ME ARE YOU TRYING TO DESTROY YOUR PAST SELF.
CURRENT gallowsCalibrator [CGC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGC: 1 4M NOT TOO SUR3 4BOUT JO1N1NG ON3 OF K4RK4TS M3MOS
CAG: Run now.
CAG: This is so pointless.
CGC: H3H3H3
PCG: OH WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM TEREZI
PCG: OKAY
PCG: SURE WHY NOT
CGC: YOU BROUGHT M3 H3R3
CGC: >:/
PCG: GOGDAMMIT THAT WAS FUTURE ME.
PCG: HE'S TRYING TO SABOTAGE ME AT EVERY TURN.
CGC: OH GOG NOT TH1S 4G41N.
FCG: REALLY, YOU'RE DOING A GOOD JOB OF THAT YOURSELF, KARKAT.
CGC: M4K3 1T STOP
CGC: PL34S3
CAG: SIGH.
PCG: HEY, FUTURE ME? FUCK YOU.
PCG: AND FUCK YOU VRISKA.
CGC: H3H3H3
CAG: So how's it going Pyrope? Anything new?
PCG: AND FUCK YOU TEREZI. AND REALLY JUST FUCK ALL OF YOU.
CGC: W3LL 1 M3SS4G3 K4RK4T FOR F1V3 S3CONDS 4ND H3 T3LLS M3 TO JO1N TH1S M3MO
CAG: He's lonely.
?AA: hahaha :)
PCG: NO GODDAMIT YOU DON'T GET TO HAVE PERSONAL CONVERSATIONS RIGHT NOW.
PCG: THIS IS MY GODDAMN MEMO.
CGC: NO H3 H4S H1MS3LF
CGC: H3H3H3
FCG: YEAH KARKAT, WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?
CGC: H3 C4N 4LW4YS Y3LL 4T H1MS3LF
CAG: No, no, he's WAAAAAAAAY too lonely for just himself.
CAG: He craves our company!
PCG: OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO KICK MYSELF IN THE BONE BULDGE JUST TO HURT YOU, FUTURE ME.
PCG: AND THAT'S NOT TRUE VRISKA, AND YOU KNOW IT
CGC: 1 DONT TH1NK M4K1NG YOUR COMP4NY W4TCH YOU 4RUGU3 W1TH YOURS3LF 1S HOW 1T WORKS
?TA: thii2 ii2 way funniier than iit 2hould be.
CGC: 1 F33L 4LMOST B4D L4UGH1NG 4T 1T
CGC: L1K3 1TS TOO 34SY
PCG: SHUT THE FUCK UP SOLLUX, I'M NOT FINISHED HERE.
PCG: YOU TOO TEREZI.
CAG: I have to admit I'm laughing too.
?TA: ehehehehehe.
CAG: OH!
PCG: THIS SHIT JUST UNDERMINES MY ABILITIES AS YOUR LEADER AND HURTS YOU ALL.
CAG: I should show John this madness, 8et he'll get a kick out of it!
PCG: DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE.
CGC: DO 1T >:D
CAG: Oops, I copied.
CAG: Oops I pasted.
CAG: Oooooooops...
CAG: ::::)
PCG: OH MY FUCKING GOG. I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH.
CGC: 1T W4S 4N 4CC1D3NT K4RK4T
CCC: We glub you too Karkat!!
CGA: All Right This Memo Has My Attention Now
CGA: Why Am I Here
CGA: ?
CGC: B3C4US3 K4RK4T 1NV1T3D US
CAG: To watch Karkles argue with himself apparently.
CAG: We did something wrong and it's our punishment.
?TA: and argue a moot poiint.
CGC: WH4T D1D W3 DO K4RK4T?
CGC: 1M SORRY
CGC: PL34S3 C4N 1 GO
CAG: Seriously, what did we do to deserve this?
?TA: ehehehehe.
FCG: YOU GUYS CAN LEAVE WHENEVER, I CAN PROMISE YOU NOTHING WILL GET DONE, EVER.
CGC: OH TH4NK GOG
PCG: NO SHUT THE FUCK UP FUTURE ME
PCG: THIS WILL GET DONE.
CGC: UHHHHH
CGC: K4RK4T YOU 4R3 B31NG SO STUP1D
CGC: JUST SHUT TH3 FUCK UP
CAG: Hey.
CAG: Hey Karkles.
PCG: TEREZI I THOUGHT YOU'D BE ON MY SIDE AT LEAST
PCG: WHAT VRISKA
CAG: Guess what.
PCG: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT
CAG: John said you're hilarious.
CAG: ::::)
CGC: H3H3H3H3H3H3H3
PCG: OH NO YOU FUCKING DIDN'T.
CAG: ::::)
PCG: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
CAG: We're having soooooooo much fun laughing at you!
PCG: NO HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT
CGC: 1 S4Y W3 4LL H34D TO TH3 R34L M3MO
PCG: THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS.
PCG: THIS NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED.
CCC: Karkat...
PCG: BEFORE YOU ALL LOSE CONFIDENCE IN HE AS YOUR LEADER.
CGC: TH3N S4Y 1T D4MM1T
CAG: There's a 'Real' memo?
CCC: None of us )(ave lost any confidence in you!
?TA: then maybe you 2hould focu2 and not let vrii2ka get all up iin your wa2te chute.
CAG: Speak for yourself.
PCG: YEAH I FUCKING DOUBT THAT.
?AA: you are a great leader of courese :)
CCC: Most of us don't t)(ink less of you and well
CGC: K4RK4T
CGC: T3LL US WH4T YOU N33D TO T3LL US
CCC: Vriska never t)(oug)(t anyt)(ing US-EFUL but t)(at's not unusual for )(er!
CAG: Karkat just get to the fucking point 8efore I lose it!!!!!!!!
CGC: SP1D3RTROLL TRUSTS NO ON3
FCG: OKAY THE MAIN POINT IS
FCG: PAST ME IS AN IDIOT.
CAG: Thank you Terezi, you are a8solutely correct, 8rilliant deduction.
CAG: ...
FCG: THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT.
CGC: GR34T C4N W3 GO
CCC: Glub. 38T Reely?
FCG: GOD FUTURE YOU GUYS ARE TAKING THE SHIT OUT OF ME FOR THIS, RIGHT NOW.
FCG: NOW BEING THE FUTURE.
CCC: I most certainly am not!
CGC: 1 H4V3 4 H34D4CH3
FCG: WELL NO FEF YOU AND SOLLUX ARE IN THE HORN PILE TALKING ABOUT FEELINGS OR SOMETHING.
CCC: ...ooo)( t)(at sounds like a good idea!
FCG: BY VRISKA AND TEREZI SEEMED TO HAVE SOMEHOW PUT ASIDE THEIR DIFFERENCES TO CAJOLE ME MERCILESSLY.
CAG: That DOES sound like a good idea...
CGC: K4RK4T WHY TH3 H3LL 4R3 W3 H3R3
CCC: I called dibs!
PCG: OKAY SO THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS MEMO WAS TO TELL YOU GUYS THAT I DON'T GET ANY PERVERSE ENJOYMENT OUT OF TALKING TO THE HUMANS.
CGC: OK4Y F4NT4ST1C
CGC: STOP T4LK1NG TO TH3M
CGC: PROBL3M SOLV3D
PCG: WHICH WAS APPARENTLY A RUMOR GOING AROUND.
PCG: NO I HAVE TO TALK TO THEM, BUT ONLY OUT OF NESSESITY.
CGC: OK 1S TH4T 1T TH3N?
FCG: TRANSLATION: BORED AND LONY.
CGC: 4R3 W3 DON3 H3R3
CAG: You don't HAVE to talk to them.
CAG: Just like I don't HAVE to 8e telling John all this stuff you're 8eing stupid a8out.
FCG: WE'VE BEEN DONE HERE FOR A WHILE, TEREZI.
FCG: LIKE I SAID THIS CONVERSATION ULTIMATELY DOES NOTHING BUT GIVE YOU AND VRISKA A GOOD EXCUSE TO MAKE FUN ON ME AND MAKE FEFERI AND SOLLUX ENTER THE HORN PILE.
?TA: ehehehe.
CAG: Hey Terezi, you up for doing that?
PCG: SHUT THE FUCK UP LAUGHING SOLLUX
CGC: T34M UP TO M4K3 FUN OF K4RKL3S 4S R3V3NG3 FOR DR4GG1NG US 1N TH1S P13C3 OF SH1T?
CAG: Yep.
?TA: EHEHEHEHE.
?TA: oh look.
?TA: ehehehe.
CGC: H3H3H3H
CGC: OK4Y
PCG: OH GREAT, YOUR MUTUAL DISDAIN FOR THIS CONVERSATION SOMEHOW MANAGED TO MAKE YOU OVERCOME YOUR MUTUAL HATRED OF EACH OTHER AND BECOME BEST EARTH HUMAN BUDDIES. CONGRATULATIONS.
PCG: I'M REALLY FUCKING HAPPY FOR YOU.
CGC: L1K3 YOU D1D W1TH JOHN?
PCG: ME AND JOHN HAVE A STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL RELATIONSHIP.
?TA: thii2 ii2...
CGC: H3 S4YS YOU GUYS 4R3 BUDD13S
?TA: thii2 ii2 ju2t awful.
?TA: 2ee, thii2 ii2 why ii refu2e two troll the human2.
CAG: Yup, definitely 8uddies.
PCG: YEAH WAY TO SIT AROUND AND BE UTTERLY FUCKING USELESS SOLLUX
PCG: ENJOY THE GODDAMN HORNPILE.
CAG: Hey Karkies, your 8est 8uddy says you're funnier than he thought you were.
?TA: hey KK, who fiixe2 all the computer2 when you iidiiot2 bu2t them up, huh?
PCG: JOHN IS HARDLY A RELIABLE SOURCE OF INFORMATION.
CGC: PSSSH
CGC: H3 1S TH3 PR4NK M4ST3R
CGC: H3 KNOWS 4LL TH1NGS HUMOR
PCG: SHUT THE FUCK UP SOLLUX IT WAS YOUR VIRUS THAT BLEW MINE UP IN THE FIRST PLACE.
CGC: H3 WOULD B3 TH3 F1RST TO KNOW 1F YOU W3R3 FUNNY
CGC: B3C4US3 1 N3V3R WOULD H4V3 NOT1C3D >:D
?TA: you were the iidiiot that ran iit.
PCG: SHUT THE FUCK UP, THAT'S NOT THE ISSUE AT HAND HERE.
CGC: H3H3H3
PCG: YOU SEE? THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GUYS DON'T LISTEN TO ME.
?TA: well, not that thii2 ii2nt a blii22fully iimportant and well thought out conver2atiion...
CAG: ::::/
CGC: W3 4R3
PCG: NOW LOOK AT THE STATE WE'RE IN.
CGC: FUTUR3 YOU TOLD US TO DO TH1S
?TA: but ii thiink iim ju2t goiing two...
?TA: you know...
?TA: leave.
PCG: FUTURE ME IS A FUCKASS THAT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING.
?TA ceased responding to memo.
CAG: I am so close to doing the same myself.
FCG: ... SAID THE FUCKASS THAT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING.
CCC: I'm going to go see about t)(at )(orn pile!
CGC: YOU 4CTU4LLY SC4R3D SOLLUX 4W4Y
?AA: such arguing! hahaha
CCC: BY-------------E!
CCC ceased responding to memo.
PCG: OH MY FUCKING GOD.
CAG: Wow.
PCG: FINE, YOU KNOW WHAT?
?AA: goodbye feferi!
PCG: MEMO OVER.
CGC: TH4NK SW33T GOG
CAG: THANK EVERYTHING.
PCG: ARADIA WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVER UP TO.
?AA: i am in space!
CGC: 1 H4V3 N3V3R B33N SO H4PPY
CGC: 1 4M CRY1NG T34RS OF JOY
PCG: WHAT THE FUCK. OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT.
PCG: MEMO OVER.
PCG: FUCK YOU GUYS.
?AA: i have been waiting here for a while now hahaha
?AA: ok karkat :)
PCG: ARADIA WE WILL CONTINUE THIS IN PRIVATE.
PCG: GOOD FUCKING BYE EVERYBODY.
CAG: Yet you're still going on.
CGC: H3 DO3SNT W4NT TO LOS3 US
CAG: Soooooooo lonely.
PCG: GOGDAMMIT VRISKA I WAS ABOUT TO CLOSE IT STOP RESPONDING I AM NOT FUCKING LONEY.
CGC: H3H3H3
CGA: Oh
CAG: >::::)
CGA: I Forgot About This Memos Existence
PCG: OKAY FOR REAL NOW.
PCG: CLOSING.