Kirby in Equestria (SFW)

>You wake up in the middle of a big field
>That's funny, you thought you had fallen alseep in your bed
>You stand up and look around
>This doesn't look like Dreamland....
>You see a big town off in the distance, and decide to go check it out
>As you approach the town, you start noticing funny looking creatures walking around that you've never seen before
>You decide to ignore them for now, and continue on your way

>Once you enter the town, these creatures seem to be everywhere
>One of them, a pink one, starts to walk towards you
>You expect the creature to stop, but it continues to walk towards you
>Is it bad? You've seen cuter things turn evil in half a second
>It walks right up to you, and raises its arm-hoof-thing
>You think it's attacking, so you start to inhale, pulling the creature right in, and swallowing
>You become Circus Kirby, pic related
>Some of the other creatures see you, and they run away
>Most of the others run just because they see the other ones running
>But one stays behind, a yellow one with pink hair
>It stares at you in shock

>You take out your juggling pins and start juggling them
>The yellow thing does nothing
>You juggle more intensely
>The yellow thing does nothing
>[juggling intensifies]
>The yellow thing eventually runs away like the rest of them
>Well, that was uneventful
>You look around to figure out where to go next
>You look off into the distance, and see an apple farm
>You like apples
>You also see a place that looks like it's made out of candy
>You like candy

>You decide to go to the apple farm, where you see two more of the creatures standing
>"But it was big! Pink! And it eats everything!"
>"Apple Bloom, there's no such thing as a pink monster that eats everything! Unless you count Pinkie Pie..."
>"It ate Pinkie Pie! Then it turned into a clown!"
>"This story is getting more and more-"
>"There it is!"
>The small yellow creature points at you, and the orange one turns its head your way
>"So... if it's real.... does that mean..."
>It starts running towards you
>"Spit my friend up, you little pink monster!"
>It's definitely hostile

>You eject the star of the pink creature, losing your circus ability, and get ready to swallow the orange one
>Suddenly, though, the yellow one starts chasing the orange one
>"Wait, sis! You'll just get eaten, too!"
>The yellow one catches up just as the orange one gets in range, and you inhale them both at the same time
>Mix roulette!

>Ghost Kirby!
>This'll be fun
>You fly out into the town yet again, so high up that none of the creatures see you
>They seem to still be paranoid, hiding in back streets and alleyways as they talk about, presumably, you
>You decide to sneak up on one of them standing behind a bush near the candy-looking place
>It's green with white and green hair
>You quickly posses the creature, and then make her walk inside the candy place
>Many more creatures are sitting around and eating candy and pastries
>"Hey Lyra!"
>A voice calls from behind a big desk
>Another one of them, this one blue with pink hair
>You muster up your best "Hiiiii!" out of her mouth
>"What can I get for you, today?"
>All kinds of sweets everywhere
>You don't know where to start!

>You try to speak, but have a bit of trouble with it
>You mean to say "I love cake", but instead you say
"I wuv.... poyo!"
>You cover your mouth with both hands, commanding the creature to do the same, but as a result it falls forward
>Darn gravity
>"Lyra! Are you okay?!"
>You make it get up and act like nothing ever went wrong, even though its muzzle broke and it got a black eye
>"Cake."
>"Yes, okay! I'll get your favorite."
>The blue one runs out and then back in with a carrot cake with green frosting
>"It's on the house. I hope you get well soon."
>You make a disgusted face, as well as you can considering the broken muzzle and black eye, then just turn around and leave
>The blue one looks at you confusedly, and asks "Do... you need anything else?"
"Poyo."

>All the other customers still stare at you, wondering what the heck is wrong with you
>A white one with blue hair and pink sunglasses is struggling to keep a straight face
>You see an invincibility Lolipop on the shelf, and grab it, continuing to stare at the blue one
>You get to the front door, still staring at the blue one, and end up tripping over the front steps, tumbling down and breaking both of the creature's front legs
>You manage to get the thing upright and walking on two legs, but that only gathers more attention
>Eventually everyone in town is staring at the green creature under your control

>You decide that it's not worth the embarrassment, and leave the creature's body
>Suddenly, the creature explodes
>Shit, you forgot it did that when you unposses someone
>Now you're perfectly visible
>"Eek! A ghost!"
>They all run away, just as they did before
>You grab the lollipop from the ground and fly up to the top of a tree castle in the distance
>Suddenly, a purple one appears on top of the castle
>This one has both a horn AND wings, when the others had one or the other, or neither
>You decide now is as good time as ever, and eat the lollipop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0v1msMgLm4
>You drop the ability and make a run for the creature
>You try to suck it up, but it seems to be too heavy to
>Dang minibosses
>It starts firing blasts at you, but in your invincible state they do nothing to you
>Otherwise, though, they seem like they'd be extremely powerful
>You need to figure out how to beat this thing before your invincibility runs out, and without a power

>You inhale one of the blasts and shoot it back at the creature
>It seems to do a great deal of damage, as the thing is stopped in its tracks
>Eventually it gets back up, and fires another blast
>You try shooting it back, but it teleports behind you and whacks you on the head, sending you flying
>It tries to shoot another blast while you're down, but you think fast and inhale the next laser, swallowing it and gaining the beam ability
>The creature, unfamiliar with your copy ability, stares in awe as you charge up a blast and send it flying straight for it
>It reacts just a second too late, and its teleportation spell doesn't activate in time
>Its teleportation is interrupted by the blast, sending it flying off the tree
>It explodes upon impact with the ground

>Suddenly, three creatures descend from above
>One white, one dark blue, one pink
>The white one speaks
>"You have tortured the inhabitants of Equestria for long enough, creature. Today.... you die."
>If the purple one was the miniboss, this must be the boss
>The three of them start charging up beams of their own
>You quickly jump down as the energy is unleashed, completely demolishing the castle
>You run off into the town, shooting powerful blasts from your beam wand from afar as they chase you down and continue to try and shoot you down
>The three then separate, the white one remaining above as the blue one lands ahead of you and the pink one lands behind you
>"You're surrounded."
>You run through a random door into a house, and find a yellow winged pony with blue hair
>Upon swallowing it, you get the wing ability, and use it to fly out the window and away from the three bosses
>You fly around and back down to the candy place, hoping to find another lollipop
>All the creatures run and hide when you enter, except a few, which dive for you
>With a few well placed feather attacks, though, they all are shot down
>One, in particular, stays in its seat
>One with headphones on and pink glasses, looking out the window
>It's as if the thing hasn't even noticed anything that was happening
>Almost as if...
>You have an idea
>You drop your wing ability, run over to the white one with the pink glasses, and inhale it whole
>Mike Kirby
>Perfect
>You run outside, arms open
>The three bosses dive towards you, as you had hoped
>Then, as they approach, you pull the microphone up to your mouth, and let out your biggest, loudest, most powerful...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNOEz7XJnKQ
>The three of them collapse back in pain, and, with the Mike ability lost, you inhale the pink one, shoot it back at the blue one, then swallow the white one

>Well, you've taken down the leader of the land, and literally devoured it whole
>Time to celebrate
>You start walking towards the castle you saw the things descend from, in hopes of taking it for your own
>You start walking up the path towards the giant castle city
>You eventually arrive there, where the news that a strange pink blob that defeated the princesses is all over the place
>The creatures of the city see you, and run
>You approach the castle, who come after you with spears, but you use the ability you got from inhaling the boss
>...
>Light
>God fucking dammit
>The guards of the castle all dive down upon you, stabbing you with their spears killing you nearly instantly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0uA74wbdqE

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>Continue
>This time, you ditch the light ability and run for the castle town
>You can take them this time
>You sneak up on one and inhale it before any others notice you
>You gain the spear ability, and start beating them all down with a spear
>Eventually a group of 9 or so surrounds you
>"You're surrounded."
>You don't think so
>Using your spear like a helicopter blade, you spin it around and fly over the ring of them, then point your spear straight down on one from above
>The thing bursts, and you then pick your spear back up and stab the other two that was standing next to the one you killed, then helicopter towards the castle and float the rest of the way
>You fly in through the window in front of the throne room, then jump over both of the guards and stab them both dead
>So easy
>You stroll through the door and sit down on the throne
>First act as new king of Equestria?
>If you can't convince the guards to do it, you'll be able to do it yourself, anyway.

>You decide that fish are now allies of the land, and that it is illegal to fish
>So, you walk out onto the balcony, and call out to the land below
"Heahyee heahy...poyo..."
>You're bad at this
>If only Dedede were here, or something
>You don't know the first thing about ruling a place, and as terrible of a ruler as Dedede is, he at least can speak properly
>You decide to use drawings instead
>You pull out a pad of paper and some crayons, and draw a big picture of a fish, then an equal sign, then "frends"
>Fish = "frends"
>Another picture, this one shows a fishing pole, crossed out, and a fish on a plate with a fork and a spoon, crossed out
>Then, you set them up on easels and yell from the top of the balcony until the creatures start to notice you
>After a few hours of this, you get bored and go inside, then fall asleep on the throne
>You're woken up to a guard trying to attack, and you just inhale it and spit it away, and it explodes on impact with the wall
>You go back to sleep
>The next day, you wake up and find a newspaper at the floor
>The front page headline is "PINK CREATURE SIEGES CASTLE AND BANS FISHING... WE THINK"
>Well, that's probably as good as it's gonna get

>You're hungry
>You draw your best picture of cake, and run outside to the guards, holding it up to them
>The first one you show it to ignores you, so you follow him around
>Eventually he tries to shoo you away, so you swallow him whole, then angrily shake the paper with one hand, pointing to it with the spear
>All the other guards run off, and most of them come back with cake
>You inhale all the cake at once, and then draw a glass of milk and point to it
>They all run off and come back with glasses of milk, which you inhale all of at once
>This is fun
>You go back to your throne room, and think about the next decision you're going to make for the land

>You walk outside and see a fun looking seat thing
>You sit in it, and immediately some of the winged guards run up to it and attach themselves, then fly it into the sky
>Ooh, this could be fun
>You point towards the town you were in earlier, then fly down to it and have a look around
>"Hey! That's the thing that ate Celestia!"
>Everyone starts running and panicking
>One of the guards calls out "Stop!"
>"This creature seems to want to rule this land, and I think it's in all of our interests to let it, or it will simply keep causing destruction."
>You jump off the chair and onto the ground, then look around
>Time to explore

>You decide to go to the candy place
>The blue one sees you, and hides, and there's no other customers there after the ordeal the other day
>You walk into the back room and see an "I'm sorry" cake, and decide to bring it to the apple farm
>On the way there, though, you can't help but take a big bite, turning "I'm sorry" into "I' sorr/"
>You arrive at the door of the house, and knock on it, placing the cake on the ground
>A big red pony comes to the door, who looks at you, then at the cake, then back at you
>"Nope."
>It jumps on your head, killing you near instantly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTQAKxwXLe8