DonaldJump and iDk

Dear Readers.

I am writing this story because I love Harry Potter, but also because I want to tell a important message. Art should mean something, as it is the medium in which we express our meanings. For this reason I decided my art should carry a important social message as its subtext. I am sorry if this angers people, but its something I feel in my heart of heart of hearts is important.
Story's not having meaning is the downfall of society imho.
So please read and be inspired for change.
Thank you.
-DonaldJump
We now turn out headlights to full beam in order to gaze forward though the mists of time.
The light from them reflects off, not a deer, but a scene 10 years from now - 1 decade into the future.

DonaldJump enters the scene, but whats this? Memestrom is there too.

"Do you remember that thing that happened 10 years ago? The one that seemed like it would split us apart forever, but instead brought us closer then ever? That brought us......to each-other?"

"The time with the Invite to iDk?"
"Yes!"
"Oh, yes right"

"Its hard to believe what happened isn't it? What happened and what it led to"
"Yes my sweetness" said Memestrom, giving DonaldJump a "special" kiss.
"Now that I have remembered it again I will never forget it."
"It was pretty life changing."

So we now dim our headlights and reverse drive back to the presence, the mists closing back around the future and the camera of our mind drawing back to the world we know of as the now.
This is the story of a time long ago– a time of myth and legend......
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Meanwhile, back in the future, DonaldJump and Memestrom were enjoying each-other.
As the narrator, I will respect their privacy and not specify how- lets just say it involved choads. Its certainly clear they were close.
Not just metaphorically but physically with their bodies as well.

Memestrom was distracted though, thinking back to the past. We join her on her mid-bonestorming flashback, a flashback to our story in the present......
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Memestrom sat at the bar. It was empty save for her . Even the owner had already left her alone. Just Memestrom and the wiskey in her glass.

Memestrom's friends had tried to stop her from going, but after that.... that event... Memestrom could no longer stay.

Thinking about it made her eyes well up and to prevent bursting out in crying (as Memestrom really, deeply, wanted to) she lifted the wiskey and gulped it down. The burning liquid warmed her throat and heart. It was the only comfort Memestrom still had in this world.

Memestrom tried to take her mind of the present. To slip into the past rather then wallow in sorrow...

Meanwhile DonaldJump was sorted into Slitherin.
...but it didn't work. Memestrom was still just at a bar. Keeping the whisky company.

Suddenly the door opened behind her. Footsteps. Then a figure sat down next to her and took the bottle.
"Long time," spoke Slimshady and he poored himself a glass as well.
Before Memestrom realised it, her rage took over and she lunched at Slimshady. She ended with punching Slimshady in the face.
"I deserved that," Slimshady said and took a gulp from his whiskey.
"Go away," Memestrom said.
"Not before you hear my offer," Slimshady said.
"I don't want to hear about it." Memestrom spoke. He really didn't want anything to do with Slimshady, not after... that. "I don't want anything to do with you... not after... that."
"Dammit, that wasn't your fault," Slimshady, "It was none of our fault."
"Yes it was, it was my fault. I could have stopped it." Memestrom said, "I SHOULD HAVE STOPPED IT FROM HAPPENING."
"Calm down, Memestrom," Slimshady, "It wasn't your fault... that wasn't your fault."
But no matter what Slimshady said, Memestrom still felt that that was his fault...
"I need you," said Slimshady. "Just one more time. Just one more job and I'll leave you alone."
Oh lonelyness, that would be nice. No one around. No one to remind Memestrom of...that.
"One more job," Memestrom muttered. "Alright. One more job it is."
And with that, she gulped down the remaining whiskey. Time for action!
Our sad adventurers walked backwards into the jaws of certain death that hasnt happened yet.
Suddenly Memestrom made love to Slimshady.
Ages of Days survived before the fighting started
"Oh, look, we are at our destination we had to arrive to!"

Meanwhile DonaldJump was sorted into Slitherin.

Now, how to find him? We know he has a house, but theres so many!"
 "Wait!", said DonaldJump.
  "I have worked it out. Remember the secret note? Its a code to tell us the address! Look, see I solved it.
 The solution was very clever, and it all made sense.
 "Wow, I could have never worked that out, well done"
 "Yes, well done indeed"
DonaldJump blushed, making her look pretty.

 So they went to the base.
As they entered, it was strangely and creepily abandoned.
A cold wind past, filling them with dread
 "I am scared" said Slimshady.
"Come on" said Memestrom
"Right behind you" said DonaldJump bravely steping forward

"Quick! Lets steal some guards uniforms, so we do not arouse suspension." So they knocked some guards out that were near the tree.  Our hero punched them a few more times to make sure they would stay down. As PityFool was changing into her guards uniform, she rubbed her breasts slowly. (so the others could watch, as she was an exhibitionist at heart) DonaldJump was shy, so didnt stay naked for as long. But everyone knew who was hotter.
"Ok, he is sure to be in the penthouse sweet in his castle " said Slimshady pressing the correct elevator button
The elevator went up a few floors. SUDDENLY there was a bang on the roof!
"down!" shouted PityFool.
And they did. Which is just as well, because seconds later...
The hatch opened and a couple of loyal followerss with machettes pirouetted down.
"oh god! What are we going to do!?" said UncleMcMemes
"We gota think fast" said Slimshady.
"Ok"
"I know you dont like violence, Memestrom, But you have to do this. Do it for me. please.." Said DonaldJump
Memestrom thought about all the people she had murdered recently because of his fate.
"Ok, your right, I know we have to fight them" said Memestrom who did a massive mighty super kirate kick just as the first soldier landed
 but it missed!. Fortunatly DonaldJump was there to catch Memestrom. And did a turbo ninja kick in return causing boobs to bounce which knocked them unconscious.
"Nice work. But its not over yet! Look!"
A massive knight appeared, but they killed him.
Ding! They had reached their floor.
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And now, with that, we once again turn our headbrains to the future, stepping forward down the road of time and walking for 10 years until we get to the place in time which this takes place.

DonaldJump and Memestrom were just finishing. Out of respect for their privacy I will not specify what they were just finishing.

"arg...that was good sex" said Memestrom.
"yes, yes it was" said DonaldJump.
"You seemed a little distracted near the end though. Not your normal energetic self"
"yes...sorry about that. I was thinking back to a decade ago, when I first realized my feelings for you even though I didn't know it at the time.
Its what opened my eyes to what I felt all along. The missing jigsaw piece to my heart in which you were the key to unlock"

"And our love grew together from that moment to blossom into the great tree that it is today"

"I love you DonaldJump my irresistibleness".
"I love you too Memestrom -my better half.

And they smiled the smile of lovers at each-other, as we fade out into the sunset.
"So you have come" said a voice booming from the sky
A hot air-balloon appeared above them.
DonaldJump laughed at them from it.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha"
"I could gun you all down from here with my flintlock revolver, but I would rather do this...personal style."
he leaped down and landed at the far side of the rooftop
"Ready?" he said, still laughing.

. Memestrom removed her shirt and flexed her abs.
"Yes. I am ready. I was born ready."
With that they leaped at eachother, metaphorical guns blazzing (which were littoral muskets).
"I kill you dead"
DonaldJump head butted Memestrom in the chest
Blood splashed onto the floor.
Memestrom fell backwards in pain punching a few times before crashing to the ground.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha" laughed DonaldJump
"You could never have defeated me, so why did you even try?"
"I had too, for all that is good and just in the world."
"Well now you will die. Goodbye."
DonaldJump leaned over Memestrom holding his penis.

"Quick Memestrom use this!" said DonaldJump ,chucking a nearby troute towards Memestrom.
Memestrom grabbed it and chucked it towards DonaldJump hard, knocking him backwards....off the edge of the tall tower they were on!
"Goodbye, DonaldJump have a nice fall!"
"ARrrrrgggg"
SPLAT!
Some blood sprayed up and splashed on them.
"We are safe now, he fell to certain doom."
UncleMcMemes and Slimshady got out from the cornor where they were cuddleing. "Thank you, you saved us all"
"Dont mention it."
But then! DonaldJump appeared! He had landed in his hot air-balloon that was nearby!
"I will get you next time! I will kill you all!"
To Be Continued!