>Gamzee discovers his prostate

 “WhOa…” Gamzee sat, amazed as he squirted genetic material onto one of the posters plastered on his wall. It was relaxing, sitting in his room and masturbating for hours on end, spraying his seed on any available surface, but by now it was also becoming boring. He’d heard the good word and had tried wiggling a few of his boney fingers up his nook and while a different experience, it certainly wasn’t anything to write home about. But the purple blood was persistent, and more so than that, he was bored.

Slinking out of his computer chair, Gamzee made his way to his horn pile, one of the few clean places in his room. He laid down, jumping from the multiple honks despite knowing they were coming, and positioned himself as comfortably as he could. Legs spread and raised in the air, Gamzee reached for his lubricant of choice, sopor slime, and covered his fingers with the thick jelly. Shaking off some of the excess, Gamzee slowly pressed two fingers into his ass at once, his hole already stretched from previous endeavors. He grunted as his slide down to the first joint, then carefully wrapped his free hand around his half hard dick. Slowly pumping his cock, he attempted to keep a steady rhythm, stroking and thrusting, but it’s all up and hard to jerk off in a pile of bike horns. Struggling to get comfortable, Gamzee feels his fingers dig deeper into his hole.

“wHoA,” The tip of his middle finger brushes against something inside him and he jerks, involuntarily squeezing his dick too rough. Curiously, he slows his jerking and focuses on curling his fingers and locating that spot again. He succeeds, and this time moans low as his hips rock, pushing his fingers deeper. He’d found this tiny little miracle in his ass, thank the mirthful messiahs, and he was going to milk it for all it was worth. By now he wasn’t even touching his dick, enthralled by the feeling of fingering his ass, reveling in the jolts and shocks of pleasure he got. Grunting and panting, Gamzee thrust his thin fingers in and out of his ass crudely, adding a third sopor caked finger when two got boring. He could feel his dick throbbing, the dark purple head bobbing against his stomach as he continued jamming into his ass, thick globs of pre cum leaking onto his own belly.

When it finally occurred to his hazy mind he had stopped touching himself, he lazily grabbed at his dick, stroking haphazardly while he concentrated on his ass. It took literally less than a minute before he was spurting on himself, body jerking and convulsing with his fingers still wiggling, drool spilling down the side of his mouth and mixing with his cum. It was sudden but powerful, his eyes even rolling in the back of his head as he came, unrelenting; until finally his cock stopped twitching and his stream trickled down to nothing. With his spunk coating his face, his hair, and his stomach, his green and purple coated fingers still jammed up his ass, Gamzee laid dazed and amazed.

“…mOtHeRfUcKiNg mIrAcLeS.”