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  1. Suddenly i understood that it will be better to add new quotes to the beginning of the file.
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  3. <ChefMKT> If you block wrong 90% of the time
  4. <ChefMKT> That means that you have the opportunity to right block 90% of the time
  5. <ChefMKT> :^)
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  7. <Tessiro> why is it such high ping, this makes no sense
  8. <irish> i dunno
  9. <Tessiro> are you using some sort of third rate internet irish
  10. <irish> not at all
  11. <Tessiro> you totally are
  12. <irish> last time i checked
  13. <irish> it said 190 ping under your name
  14. <irish> not mine
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  16. <Akatsuki_Kai> YOU KNOW
  17. <Akatsuki_Kai> Why the fuck not
  18. <Akatsuki_Kai> !soku
  19. <Akatsuki_Kai> !host
  20. <Akatsuki_Kai> something will work
  21. <Akatsuki_Kai> hopefully
  22. <Cheepchee> !dicks
  23. <adepht> use /me IP:PORT
  24. * Akatsuki_Kai IP:PORT
  25. <Akatsuki_Kai> ...
  26. <Akatsuki_Kai> Fuck
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  28. <megamanac> i understand what they're doing
  29. <megamanac> it is TOUHOU
  30. <megamanac> and they're trying to recreate their base game in a fg
  31. <megamanac> still i'd rather smoke weed
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  33. <godie> spike
  34. <godie> i cannot find a use for crows
  35. <SpikeSpiegel> godie, this is because crows have no practical use
  36. <SpikeSpiegel> since they basically do no damage even if they hit
  37. <adepht> aya has no good 421
  38. <adepht> you might as well remove that input
  39. <GoingUP> rocks is ok
  40. <GoingUP> are ok rather
  41. <adepht> rocks are pretty bad gup
  42. <klempfer> the rock's official name is
  43. <klempfer> the rocks which benefit no one
  44. <klempfer> they were renamed to TR rocks
  45. <klempfer> when he used them
  46. <klempfer> but the name only lasted 3 minutes
  47. <klempfer> as he lost tragically against a suwako
  48. <klempfer> and came last place in the tournament
  49. <klempfer> it is the history of the rocks which benefit no one
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  51. <yumeko> what can my useless character do about an imbecile that keeps spamming 236b hjc j66 ja in corner?
  52. <yumeko> can i do anything at all?
  53. <FancyKaeru> coin mash
  54. <yumeko> any decent character would just 2b your fucking stupid face
  55. <yumeko> seriously
  56. <yumeko> just press fucking 2b
  57. <FancyKaeru> actualy no
  58. <yumeko> and 90% of your BULLSHIT is dead
  59. <yumeko> fucking faggot
  60. <FancyKaeru> any decent character can do 2c
  61. <FancyKaeru> decent character list is reisen
  62. <FancyKaeru> thats about it
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  64. [1:14:30 PM] adepht: yuyuko is too strong
  65. [1:16:32 PM] Shinki: no she isnt
  66. [1:16:48 PM] Shinki: yuyuko is puffy and fluffy
  67. [1:16:54 PM] Shinki: hug all day :---333
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  69. <FiveFandoms> when i wnat to win i play with okuu when i want to win with honour i play with cirno
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  71. [3:53:28 AM] adepht: okay
  72. [3:53:32 AM] adepht: 7027 damage
  73. [3:53:36 AM] adepht: from antiair 4A
  74. [3:53:39 AM] adepht: beware scrubs
  75. [3:53:41 AM] adepht: okuu is near
  76. [3:54:14 AM] Hurry, Starfish!: with how much meter?
  77. [3:55:20 AM] adepht: no meter ofc
  78. [3:55:29 AM] adepht: why would i brag about doing 7k with meter
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  80. [3:43:21 PM] Leeks: Why is /v/ so bad at soku
  81. [3:43:44 PM] Zaton: Leeks, because they haven't gotten to drink the ambrosia at soku olympus
  82. [3:43:49 PM] Zaton: soku olympus being irc, apparently
  83. [3:43:58 PM] Leeks: What's the ambrosia
  84. [3:44:04 PM] Zaton: Water with salt
  85. [3:44:06 PM] Zaton: lots of salt
  86. [3:44:11 PM] Leeks: Playing against adepht 'til he rages at you being bad?
  87. [3:44:17 PM] Zaton: hue
  88. [3:44:18 PM] Leeks: I know that helped me git gud
  89. [3:44:18 PM] Zaton: it's
  90. [3:44:20 PM] Zaton: mentoring
  91. [3:44:25 PM] Zaton: caps mentoring
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  93. [7:33:32 PM] Freudia: If the community has a lot of Alices, you either learn how to play vs Alice
  94. [7:33:35 PM] Freudia: or you bend over and die
  95. [7:33:37 PM] Freudia: It's as simple as that
  96. [7:33:48 PM] fishy~: I'm in for a different meta though
  97. [7:33:51 PM] fishy~: might not happen
  98. [7:34:02 PM] Freudia: I dunno, I like the Alice meta
  99. [7:34:04 PM] Freudia: I can beat it
  100. [7:34:13 PM] Freudia: And I'd rather play Alice meta than like
  101. [7:34:14 PM] Freudia: Youmu meta
  102. [7:34:17 PM] Freudia: Youmu meta would be fucking cancer
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  104. <Zaton> nothing is worse than Reisen, maybe except hitler
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  106. Mjz and I thought I did great at the tourney yesterday
  107. Mjz well fuck
  108. insomniatic you gotta adjust your meiling
  109. insomniatic WHAT DO I DO WHEN I CAN'T USE RED CANNON
  110. insomniatic think hard on that mjz
  111. Mjz exactly inso
  112. Mjz WHAT DO I DO WITHOUT RED CANNON
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  114. <Oddness> I still cant get good at her tree and lilypad game though
  115. <Oddness> also I never EVER managed to get her bnb combo
  116. <Akatsuki_Kai> which one?
  117. <Akatsuki_Kai> the 4.3k or the 5.5k one?
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  119. <yumeko> god your movement is annoying
  120. <yumeko> its like playing berrybell but 3 times worse
  121. <yumeko> why can you block after that card gets grazed
  122. <yumeko> you keep doing shit that makes no sense at all
  123. <yumeko> like you are high or something
  124. <Noname115> Pfft, the fools just don't understand what makes us Marisa players strong
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  126. [00:02:56] <dhg2> When I win a round (it doesn't happen often) I like to press the down button really quickly to make my character dance
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  128. [8:19:32 PM] Zaton: ANOTHER SICK OUTPLAY
  129. [8:19:37 PM] Zaton: man Zaton you so good
  130. [8:19:40 PM] Zaton: thanks Zaton
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  132. [18:29] <+yumeko> what did just happen
  133. [18:29] <+Stefano> unblockable setups
  134. [18:29] <+yumeko> how is it unblockable
  135. [18:29] <+Stefano> idk
  136. [18:29] <+Stefano> you didn't block
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  138. <FireballFlame> youre starting to give me a headache by 64646464-ing between rounds in rollback :P
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  140. [22:34:26] <+GoingUP> IRC is a blessed land where you gain immortality and instant soku skills
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  142. <+Zaton> my character is best, it just happens that other characters are bester
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  144. Baka: Adepht is a troll. j5A j8A didn't connect for me so he invented combo with delays and 2 airdashes.
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  146. [10:08:03] <+Tessiro> The 7 Laws"
  147. [10:08:03] <+Tessiro> 1. Corner Assaults shall only last 10 seconds from the collision of the wall.
  148. [10:08:03] <+Tessiro> 2. A single move cannot be used more than 5 times in a row.
  149. [10:08:03] <+Tessiro> 3. No more than 3 of the same card may be permitted in a single deck.
  150. [10:08:03] <+Tessiro> 4. A match that lasts more than 10 minutes is decided and given to the person with the most health.
  151. [10:08:04] <+Tessiro> 5 If a person doesn't show up for a match within 10 minutes, they forfeit that match.
  152. [10:08:06] <+Tessiro> 6. A match without a spectator and/or replay does NOT count. (if this is an issue for you, just make sure that the AutoReplay option is checked before the official match starts.)
  153. [10:08:09] <+Tessiro> 7. A Judges decision is final.
  154. [10:08:11] <+Tessiro> NOTE: These 7 Laws are only applicable toward the two SU exclusive events (1-3 exception for tournies) and have no effect on regulare matches. Failure to comply to these simple seven rules will risk termination of your groups' existance.
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  156. Not a funny quote sadly.
  157. [04:11:42] <+SnibetiSnab> I got fed up after I played auric patchy
  158. [04:11:46] <+SnibetiSnab> that was real pain for my wako
  159. [04:12:13] <+SnibetiSnab> dunno but I did better at my shitty alts before
  160. [04:12:17] <+SnibetiSnab> so It hurt my soul
  161. [04:13:36] <+adepht> dunno snab
  162. [04:13:44] <+adepht> my soul gets hurt all the time
  163. [04:13:54] <+adepht> because i usually do better with aya than with okuu
  164. [04:15:10] <+SnibetiSnab> I udnerstand that adepht
  165. [04:15:13] <+SnibetiSnab> low tier life
  166. [04:15:15] <+SnibetiSnab> is sad life
  167. [04:15:20] <+SnibetiSnab> sometimes u heff to be mad
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  169. [04:38:27] <+JCD5> all i can do... is wait until you kill yourself.
  170. [04:38:38] <+JCD5> If i actually try to do something
  171. [04:38:46] <+JCD5> not ultra lame and simple
  172. [04:38:54] <+JCD5> you just win... because...
  173. [04:39:01] <+Ranzal> because i'm better :D
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  175. Cjn14: On Challonge bracket, Magister is "The loser of BS"
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  177. [18:48:13] * ElastoFasto (qwebirc@7A0495B9.6D589B17.9B2392E6.IP) has joined #hisouten
  178. [18:48:16] <+Zaton> !dist Zaton ElastoFasto
  179. [18:48:18] <&hisouten> The distance between Zaton and ElastoFasto is 4974.32 miles / 8005.39 kilometers.
  180. [18:48:27] <+Zaton> now git out
  181. [18:48:33] <ElastoFasto> Hello Zaton
  182. [18:48:36] <ElastoFasto> Do you want to play with me
  183. [18:48:38] <+Zaton> no
  184. [18:48:48] <ElastoFasto> Nice channel
  185. [18:48:51] * ElastoFasto (qwebirc@7A0495B9.6D589B17.9B2392E6.IP) has left #hisouten
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  187. [03:19:26] <adepht> how to learn how to play soku in 3 steps
  188. [03:19:34] <adepht> 1) mash less
  189. [03:19:36] <adepht> 2) mash more
  190. [03:19:40] <adepht> 3) go to step one
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  192. [01:59:20] <Hamit> hey sitha, i was told you could give some suika tips?
  193. [01:59:34] <+Sitha> Get drunk, have fun
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  195. [20:12:16] <snab> as long as you have orbs you are unbeatable
  196. [20:12:19] <adepht> yeah
  197. [20:12:21] <snab> and you are abusing it very nice
  198. [20:12:26] <adepht> you should try using alt 236 green emeralds
  199. [20:12:42] <snab> i dont like them
  200. [20:12:42] <adepht> they should clear them nicely
  201. [20:12:54] <adepht> well, it's not like you have other options
  202. [20:13:04] <snab> well i can die then
  203. [20:13:05] <snab> :D
  204. [20:13:09] <adepht> :D
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  206. [20:52:00] <snab> as zaton said
  207. [20:52:07] <snab> yuyuko player with two hands is a threat
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  209. [01:01:11] <+Fukuro_chan> Man
  210. [01:01:28] <+Fukuro_chan> There should be a command called !howtobecomebetter
  211. [01:01:34] <+Fukuro_chan> And it would just autorespond with
  212. [01:01:36] <+Fukuro_chan> "Play the game."
  213. [01:01:53] <+zaton_chan> >playing the game to get better
  214. [01:01:57] <+zaton_chan> >not complaining on irc
  215. [01:01:57] <+zaton_chan> lel
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  217. [15:01:30] <+Sitha> The weather is not a thinking entity, it is not capable of hate or any other emotion
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  219. [11:21:44] <+SpikeSpiegel> bye MrE; keep training
  220. [11:21:52] <+SpikeSpiegel> it's a long hard slog to go from the rank of newbie to being bad
  221. [11:21:58] <+SpikeSpiegel> and even harder to progress from there :)
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  223. [21:24:59] <+Leeks> Soku's learning curve is like
  224. [21:25:05] <+Leeks> First you don't learn anything
  225. [21:25:10] <+Leeks> Then there's a huuuuge peak
  226. [21:25:16] <+Leeks> And suddenly you can play any character
  227. [21:25:30] <+Leeks> After that it'll take years to actually get good
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  229. [14:07:24] <klempfner> shotamilk is strong [?!]
  230. [14:07:32] <+Shotamilk> no way
  231. [14:07:39] <+Shotamilk> don't be absurd klempfner
  232. [14:10:06] <+Shotamilk> two ways to beat me. keep me on lock down, do silly things, and guard enough of my attacks. ; _ ; oh that's three
  233. [14:10:25] <klempfner> one way to defeat me
  234. [14:10:36] <klempfner> be strong
  235. [14:10:37] <klempfner> [?!]
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  237. [22:53:26] <+FireballFlame> okay guys, i managed to load dll files from lua
  238. [22:53:35] <+FireballFlame> as a result, my custom ai now has the best tactics
  239. [22:53:48] <+FireballFlame> it fires bullets, then opens notepad so you cant react
  240. [22:54:49] <+FireballFlame> i could do so much great stuff with this
  241. [22:55:25] <+FireballFlame> i could make an ai that shuts down the computer when its about to lose
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  243. [23:39:35] <+adepht> !host
  244. [23:39:35] <+Kotorii> !host 3~5 games Semi-rust
  245. [23:39:38] <&hisouten> Player Kotorii is hosting at 108.212.78.209:10800 (US PST) 3~5 games Semi-rust
  246. [23:39:48] <ThatScrub> dem cancels
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  248. [02:26:03] <Dowlasz> how do i avoid dunk
  249. [02:26:06] <Dowlasz> i forgot
  250. [02:26:11] <Dowlasz> graze or block?
  251. [02:26:11] <+Zaton> esc
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  253. [00:44:52] <Adviceowl> Imma tell you a story and it'll help you beat Alice
  254. [00:45:02] <Adviceowl> In the shadows you lurk as you try to find a way to beat alice
  255. [00:45:17] <Adviceowl> As a dark figure wearing glasses emerges from the darkness
  256. [00:45:25] <Adviceowl> You do not know his name or where he comes from
  257. [00:45:34] <Adviceowl> But you can hear the faint sound comming from his lips
  258. [00:45:37] <Adviceowl> almost whispering
  259. [00:45:41] <Adviceowl> "Pick a top tier."
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  261. [22:16:39] <magicBroomWitch> what do you think i should work on?
  262. [22:16:49] <Kura> improving your connection
  263. [22:16:52] <Kura> and fixing your computer lagging
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