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Tosleja, the cannibal and pervert secret Agent

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  1. Koversation mit DatHarrys Bruder:
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  3. 20:32 - GGP | NinjaTomate: and go online on steam
  4. 20:32 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Because
  5. 20:32 - GGP | NinjaTomate: I gotta tell him something
  6. 20:32 - GGP | NinjaTomate: IMPORTANT
  7. 20:32 - NobleSkull: Tell me and I'll tell him.
  8. 20:33 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Can't tell you
  9. 20:33 - GGP | NinjaTomate: It's a secret
  10. 20:33 - NobleSkull: Well he's clearly busy.
  11. 20:33 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Then
  12. 20:33 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Tell him 26
  13. 20:33 - GGP | NinjaTomate: He'll know what I mean
  14. 20:33 - NobleSkull: He has no idea what that means
  15. 20:33 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Alright, everything is according to plan
  16. 20:33 - GGP | NinjaTomate: to tell him
  17. 20:33 - GGP | NinjaTomate: 83
  18. 20:34 - GGP | NinjaTomate: *now
  19. 20:34 - GGP | NinjaTomate: What does he say?
  20. 20:34 - NobleSkull: He doesn't know that either
  21. 20:34 - NobleSkull: so he's getting on to know what you're going on about
  22. 20:34 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Hehe
  23.  
  24. Koversation mit DatHarry:
  25.  
  26. DatHarry is now Online.
  27. 20:35 - GGP | NinjaTomate: 92
  28. 20:35 - GGP | NinjaTomate: 68
  29. 20:35 - GGP | NinjaTomate: 21
  30. 20:35 - GGP | NinjaTomate: If you know what I mean ;)
  31. 20:36 - DatHarry: what's going on here
  32. 20:36 - GGP | NinjaTomate: 36
  33. 20:36 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Heheh
  34. 20:36 - DatHarry: what're you talking about?
  35. 20:36 - GGP | NinjaTomate: 54
  36. 20:37 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Wait.
  37. 20:37 - GGP | NinjaTomate: You really don't know what I'm talking about?
  38. 20:37 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Shit man, I knew they did things with you
  39. 20:37 - DatHarry: ..what
  40. 20:37 - DatHarry: what's going on here
  41. 20:37 - GGP | NinjaTomate: But things so horrible that you forgot our codes?
  42. 20:37 - DatHarry: what the fuck
  43. 20:37 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Shit man, Parker wants to see you
  44. 20:37 - DatHarry: who's parker
  45. 20:37 - DatHarry: what the fuck is going on here
  46. 20:37 - GGP | NinjaTomate: We gotta rebuild your Brain after that failed mission
  47. 20:38 - GGP | NinjaTomate: I TOLD you to not get caught
  48. 20:38 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Can you remember anything from the last 2 days?
  49. 20:38 - GGP | NinjaTomate: We couldn't find you!
  50. 20:38 - DatHarry: ...lol
  51. 20:38 - DatHarry: okay i'm just gonna..
  52. 20:38 - DatHarry: go.
  53. 20:38 - GGP | NinjaTomate: I mean, when we found you in that icecave, half of your brain was missing
  54. 20:38 - GGP | NinjaTomate: I'm serious, what did they do to you?
  55. 20:38 - DatHarry: you're in germany
  56. 20:38 - DatHarry: how could you
  57. 20:39 - DatHarry: i mean
  58. 20:39 - DatHarry: what're you
  59. 20:39 - DatHarry: what the fuck
  60. 20:39 - DatHarry: okay this is weird
  61. 20:39 - GGP | NinjaTomate: You really can't remember?
  62. 20:39 - DatHarry: i know you're just trolling me but pls go
  63. 20:39 - GGP | NinjaTomate: I'm not trolling, man!
  64. 20:39 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Oh god, they washed his brain
  65. 20:39 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Alright, live your life as you think it is.
  66. 20:39 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Just so much: You lived a different life before.
  67. 20:39 - DatHarry: ................................................................
  68. 20:39 - DatHarry: ok
  69. 20:39 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Can't you really remember anything?
  70. 20:40 - GGP | NinjaTomate: That one cold night in the mountains?
  71. 20:40 - GGP | NinjaTomate: The moment when I pulled you outta that river?
  72. 20:40 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Well, I hope you're happy with your life now, Agent Tosleja
  73. 20:40 - GGP | NinjaTomate: I mean, DatHarry
  74. 20:41 - DatHarry: what is this
  75. 20:41 - GGP | NinjaTomate: The Agency will Contact you again later to see if the enemy retrieved any vital information from you
  76. 20:41 - GGP | NinjaTomate: And if they did...
  77. 20:41 - DatHarry: ok
  78. 20:41 - GGP | NinjaTomate: may god help you.
  79. 20:41 - GGP | NinjaTomate: But
  80. 20:41 - GGP | NinjaTomate: You really can't remember anything?
  81. 20:42 - GGP | NinjaTomate: That one night in that mountain house?
  82. DatHarry did not respond to the trade request.
  83. 20:42 - GGP | NinjaTomate: ...
  84. 20:42 - DatHarry: ?
  85. 20:42 - GGP | NinjaTomate: You really can't remember anything
  86. 20:42 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Anyway, how is that brain prothesis you're using?
  87. 20:42 - GGP | NinjaTomate: We were really worried when we saw all that blood
  88. 20:42 - DatHarry: what the fuck
  89. 20:42 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Yeah, it was horrible
  90. 20:43 - DatHarry: http://puu.sh/hyB7
  91. 20:43 - GGP | NinjaTomate: When we found you in that cage
  92. 20:43 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Half of your head and brain missing
  93. 20:43 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Your arms and legs broken
  94. 20:43 - GGP | NinjaTomate: It was scary.
  95. ~Hier haben wir uns für 5 Zeilen über facepunch unterhalten~
  96. 20:49 - GGP | NinjaTomate: I love telling people stories
  97. 20:50 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Like that one time when we were trapped in that house in the mountains
  98. 20:50 - GGP | NinjaTomate: You remember that, Tosleja?
  99. 20:50 - GGP | NinjaTomate: It was really cold
  100. 20:50 - GGP | NinjaTomate: And you already started eating Losteja
  101. 20:50 - GGP | NinjaTomate: So I started talking about Frankenstein's monster
  102. 20:50 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Because he looked like that
  103. 20:50 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Aftegr you ate him
  104. 20:50 - DatHarry: wait so
  105. 20:50 - GGP | NinjaTomate: it was pretty scary
  106. 20:51 - GGP | NinjaTomate: But then we were able to use his skin as blanket
  107. 20:51 - GGP | NinjaTomate: because it was cold
  108. 20:51 - DatHarry: in your stories i'm a cannibal secret agent?
  109. 20:51 - GGP | NinjaTomate: And then you touched my special zone...
  110. 20:51 - GGP | NinjaTomate: A GAY, cannibal special agent
  111. 20:51 - DatHarry: wow
  112. 20:51 - GGP | NinjaTomate: And you're either russian or polish
  113. 20:51 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Can't decide
  114. 20:51 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Anyway, you touched my special zone
  115. 20:51 - GGP | NinjaTomate: I looked at you strangely
  116. 20:52 - GGP | NinjaTomate: You started explaining that your hands were cold and you wanted to warm them
  117. 20:52 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Then I kicked you in the nuts.
  118. 20:52 - DatHarry: what
  119. 20:52 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Suddenly, you started raping the dead agent's skin
  120. 20:52 - GGP | NinjaTomate: And quietly talked about little girls
  121. 20:52 - DatHarry: what the fuck
  122. 20:52 - GGP | NinjaTomate: I backed away into the door
  123. 20:52 - GGP | NinjaTomate: And then you looked at me
  124. 20:52 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Red eyes
  125. 20:52 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Blood dripping from your mouth
  126. 20:53 - GGP | NinjaTomate: I reacted fast when you started running at me
  127. 20:53 - GGP | NinjaTomate: I opened the door and all the snow fell on you.
  128. 20:53 - GGP | NinjaTomate: I ran out, climbed up a tree and waited there for what would happen..
  129. 20:53 - GGP | NinjaTomate: And then I saw you.
  130. 20:53 - GGP | NinjaTomate: You were full of blood and white stuff
  131. 20:53 - GGP | NinjaTomate: The white stuff was snow, I hope
  132. 20:54 - GGP | NinjaTomate: And you were wearing the dead Agent's skin
  133. 20:54 - GGP | NinjaTomate: At that moment, I was really scared
  134. 20:54 - GGP | NinjaTomate: So I climbed higher and removed the tree's stem so that you couldn't climb up
  135. 20:54 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Sitting on the floating tree, I finally got my mobile to work and called the Agency
  136. 20:54 - GGP | NinjaTomate: They quickly sent a Chopper and I could get out of there
  137. 20:54 - GGP | NinjaTomate: You, however, could not.
  138. 20:55 - GGP | NinjaTomate: And we couldn't find you for weeks.
  139. 20:55 - GGP | NinjaTomate: But then, 2 days ago, we found you in that icecage.
  140. 20:55 - GGP | NinjaTomate: When we came close, we saw that the ground, which we thought was made of dirt, was actually a 2 meters thick lable of frozen blood.
  141. 20:56 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Horrified by that discovery, we came close to what we presumed was you
  142. 20:56 - GGP | NinjaTomate: We saw that you were munching on something.
  143. 20:56 - GGP | NinjaTomate: It was your arm.
  144. 20:56 - GGP | NinjaTomate: We managed to capture you and put you in our chopper
  145. 20:56 - GGP | NinjaTomate: We flew back and replaced all your missing organs with augmentation.
  146. 20:57 - GGP | NinjaTomate: When you got back out of the clinic, all you said was "I never asked for this".
  147. 20:57 - DatHarry: lool
  148. 20:57 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Then we cleaned your brain.