SUPER LIVER ADVENTURE 12!

#SUPER LIVER ADVENTURE 12!

from sys import exit
from random import randint

quips = ["Welcome!",
"have a wonderful day",
"Livers are cool!",
"this text was chosen at random",
"Writen in python",
"woo, splash text!",
"Notch loves ez!",
"Almost dragon free!"]

print quips [randint (0, len(quips) -1)]

def first_thing () :
    print "You are a liver, congratulations! You should do some liver stuff now."
    print "Here comes some blood, what should you do?"
    filterblood = raw_input (">")

    if filterblood == "filter" or "filter blood" or "filter the blood":
        return 'second_thing'

    elif filterblood == "who cares":
        print "I care, be more considorate!"
        return "first_thing"

    else:
        print "Sorry, no (Hint, it is your main purpose!)"
        return "first_thing"

def second_thing () :
    print "You are now filtering the blood, good for you!"
    print "oh no! There is too much aldosterone! what would that do?"
    fluidz = raw_input (">")

    if fluidz == "fluid retension" or "Keeping fluids":
        return 'third_thing'

    else:
        print "nope! (hint, what does aldosterone do?)"
        return "second_thing"

def third_thing () :
    print "Oh no!, that's bad!"
    print "What should you do about that aldosterone?"
    metabolize = raw_input (">")

    if metabolize == "metabolize" :
        return 'fourth_thing'

    else:
        print "BRZZZZ, wrong!"
        return "third_thing"

def fourth_thing () :
    print "super duper!"
    print "the aldosterone has been taken care of, no problems at the current moment"
    print "..."
    print "..."
    print "..."
    print "After a couple of months a problem arises, you are inflamed, what could this be?"
    hepatitis = raw_input (">")

    if hepatitis == "hepatitis":
        return 'fifth_thing'

    else:
        return "fourth_thing"

def fifth_thing () :
    print "OH NO! Hepatitis!"
    print "What could have caused this?"
    idunno_somthing = raw_input (">")

    if idunno_somthing == "infection" or "an infection" :
        print "neat, thats no good."
        print "thank you for coming"
        exit (0)

    elif idunno_somthing == "sex" or "drugs" or "rock n roll":
        print "very funny, what specificly caused it?"
        return "fifth_thing"

    else:
        return "fifth_thing"


ROOMS = {
    'first_thing': first_thing,
    'second_thing': second_thing,
    'third_thing': third_thing,
    'fourth_thing': fourth_thing,
    'fifth_thing': fifth_thing
}

def runner(map, start):
    next = start
    while True:
        room = map[next]
        print "\n--------"
        next = room()

runner(ROOMS, 'first_thing')

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