<Forecaster> commands do things?!
<Forecaster> I didn't sign up for this! Unsubscribe
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<Forecaster> ohno, my only weakness D:
<@Michiyo> Cats use their tails for balance and have nearly 30 individual bones in them! <To cancel Daily Cat Facts, reply 'cancel'>
<Forecaster> 'cambel'
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<Forecaster> 'cancel'
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<@Michiyo> In ancient Egypt killing a cat was a crime punishable by death. Thanks for choosing Cat Facts!
* Forecaster starts melting from facts
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<@Michiyo> Your favorite animal is the (blank)
<+gamax92> the Inari
<Forecaster> snek
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<Forecaster> norweigan forest feline mamal
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* @Lizzy meows
<@Michiyo>  <Command not recognized.> Did you know there are about 100 distinct breeds of domestic cat? Plenty of furry love!
<+gamax92> wtf
<@Michiyo> Cats bury their feces to cover their trails from predators. <To cancel Cat Facts reply 'dgjeiwodf4422223jeirof'>
<+gamax92> dgjeiwodf4422223jeirof
* @Lizzy snuggles with her vifino
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<+gamax92> Cat
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<+gamax92> sodfjiaojzio
<@Michiyo>  Thanks for joining Cat Facts! Did you know that the Pilgrims were the first to introduce cats to North America?
<@Michiyo> ANYWAY