Steven's Song

Ponies are stealing
My moustache was appealing
Six mares can’t get past
I’m missing that part of my moustache too

Lovers being condemned
A mailmare’s without friends
Eternal night is coming soon, but how are you?

I’m super
Thanks for asking
All things considered, I could be better, but still I’ll say
I’m feeling super
Nothing can bug me
Everything is super even without my moustache

(Rarity: I must admit, you do look rather marvelous, even lacking your moustache. *sigh* . I suppose I may regret this later on, but, well, I do recall hearing that short tails were in this season

Steven: *gasp* MY MOUSTACHE! HOW WONDERFUL!)

Well, I’m so sorry, creepy bandits
But you just can’t get me depressed, no, not today
Because I was feeling
So insanely super
That even my lack of a moustache couldn’t bring me totally down

I’m super
Twi: I think we caught that
Dash: I can’t be the only one who thinks he’s~

Steven: Hey, I’m super!
No, nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you’re a serpent and you have a full moustache and ponies are generous
I’m super

Chorus: In Everfree, Canterlot, or Bel-Mare
This sea serpent makes sure you’re aware
Yes, he’s super and he’s proud to be that way
Everything is super when you’re~

Twi: Yeah, thanks for the song, but we REALLY need to get going.
Steven: Oh, absolutely! I’m so terribly sorry for holding you up!
Rarity: It’s fine, darling.
Steven: Y’know, I wish there was some way I could thank you silly fillies.
Dash: Oh, come on! It’s so obvious! He’s a flaming~
Pinkie: Ho-hold your horses, Dashie. This is still a kids show, y’know.
Dash: What kid would take time out of their day to read fan fiction?
Pinkie: You’d be surprised.