When Moot is too busy
And the janitors are asleep
I come online, constant posting
About lore, very deep
To the posters, I'm annoying
But the mods, I realize
Don't give a shit anyways
So to me it is all the same

I'm of purple and green
I'm the waifu spam machine
I'm the Bane? in your thread
I'm the HE's in your head
I'm a shitposter it's true
It's a big job that's for you
I dump tons of porn
Call the Wii U stillborn

And it's so easy when you shitpost
This is the life, you see
Fedoras tip their hats to me
I do it all to drown the good posts
And he does it all for free
Pockets are all the pay they'll ever need

While there's proxies to overuse
While there's reports to abuse
While there's people left to trick
While there's fags who left their trip on the thread
I'll be there, I'll be waiting on the cat'log
It's a game, I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's new threads every minute

And it's so easy when you shitpost
This is the life, you see
Fedoras tip their hats to me
I do it all to drown the good posts
And he does it all for free
Pockets are all the pay they'll ever need