Ok, so, obviously I get what I want most of the time. At least from boys, I mean. It's not difficult. You guys are really, how do I say this... you're easily distracted. Even when you know what's going on, like when I guy knows I'm taking advantage of him, he can't help it. You're no different. You'd think you were doing just fine, but when I hit you with the big, cute eyes and just ask that teenie, weenie little favor, you get confused! Your little boy brain just clogs up and all you can think is, "Gosh, she's cute. I'm sure I can trust her."

    Seriously, every time. It'd almost be boring if you boys weren't so adorable when you stumble over yourselves to do what I want. *giggle for a couple seconds* Yeah, whatever, act like it doesn't work on you.

    But the best thing ever is when I notice that a guy is kind of into it. Dazing a guy with the puppy dog eyes is one thing, but when he's got a boner... boners are, seriously, AMAZING. They are the best thing ever. They make you boys do all kinds of stupid stuff, all on their own. Not taking anything away from that. But combine it with turning on the cute, and man. Wow. When I turn it on and see that flicker of arousal on the guy's face, I'm only thinking one thing: "Pace yourself. Don't kill this golden goose." I've kept some guys on that hook for years.

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    Which brings us to you. *giggle* No, I didn't forget. You are always around when I need something, aren't you? That's how I know, I KNOW it works on you. And I think you like it. I think you have a boner, and I think you are DYING to make some bad decisions right now.

    So let's make a deal. From now on, [some unreasonable request of your choice]. In exchange I will... keep you as confused as you are right now, so you never notice that you don't really get anything out of this. Sound good? Deal? Aren't you glad we had this chat? Oh, you're worried the deal is too lopsided in your favor? You're probably right. Oh well, I guess I'm just generous. Run along now. *giggle* Call you later!