sirsnoops on 3/29/15 at 12:50 AM:
you are so hot and pretty. i wanna play with you. i just sold my house and im setting up car for road trip. perhaps i can swing by and we can play?

MissAndonia on 3/29/15 at 1:15 AM:
Dude, that is like serial killer level creepy...

sirsnoops on 3/29/15 at 1:27 AM:
dude your kinda to fat gross hog to be calling anyone creepy. fuckface, im goiing on a trip to find new cities to open my tacoshops. creepy? really? i employ a family of 80 peoplle in 4 stores everyday, wtf do you do besides prejudge? hows that 12/hr job piglet? jeezus im so sorry i thought your chub was mildly hot. hey, next time you want to to be a cunt, try looking in a mirror before you open your trap you gross fat hog. fuck off and die slow.
(plus penis picture attached)

MissAndonia on 3/29/15 at 1:36 AM:
I'm sooooooooooo sorry that your unwanted and unasked for request for stranger sex was rejected.

I mean, it's so obviously not creepy at all to be told that you sold your house and were taking a road trip and that I was just "hot and pretty" enough for a fat girl for you to consider me.

I mean, it's enough to get a penis picture and a back story? Jeez, I guess people must not tell you "Stranger Danger Isn't Sexy" very often...

Well... Good luck with your road trip and enjoy your report.

sirsnoops on 3/29/15 at 1:43 AM:
oh honey. you have confused me with some who gives a fuck. also your comprehension skills work fat cunt. the syntax and my intent were never close to i was road tripping cause your hot and pretty. try doubling up on the prosaic. you are delusional chubbs. just me, no one wants to abduct you. i just pissed myself thinking about how you think anyone wants to get something from you. you kills me piglet.

sirsnoops on 3/29/15 at 1:45 AM:
im done with you fat girl. enjoy being fat, boring and a dunb cunt. try reading better, or not.