Mikey Python & The Holy Fan part 2

Crowd: AN ENDO! AN ENDO! AN ENDOSKELETON! WE GOT AN EDOSKELLY! WE GOT AN ENDO! STUFF HIM! STUFF HIM! WE FOUND AN ENDOSKELETON!
Robopeasant Leader: We have found an endoskeleton, may we suit him?
Crowd: STUFF HIM! SUIT HIM!
Sir Toybonavier: How do you know he is an endoskeleton?
Robopeasant #2: He looks like one
C: YEAH! HE LOOKS LIKE ONE SUIT HIM!
T: Bring him forard.
Endoskeleton: I'm not an endo, I'm not an endo!
T: But you are dressed as one.
E: They dressed me up like this.
C: NO! We didn't, we didn't!
E: And these aren't my eyes, they're just prop glasses.
T: Well?
RL: Well, we did do the glasses.
T: The glasses?
RL: And the hat. But he is an endo!
C: YEAH! STUFF HIM! SUIT HIM! YEAH! YEAH!
T: Did you dress him up like that?
C: No! No, no, no. Yes, yes. Yes. A bit. A bit.
RL: He has got no fur.
T: What makes you think he is an endokeleton?
R#3: Well, he turned me into scrap.
T: Scrap?
R#3:... I got better.
R#2: STUFF HIM ANYWAYS
RL: STUFF HIM!
C: STUFF HIM! STUFF HIM!
T: Quiet, quiet. There are ways of telling if he is an endoskeleton.
RL: Are there?
R#2: There are?
RL: What are they? Tell us!
T: Tell me, what do you do with endos?
C: STUFF! STUFF EM! STUFF HIM!
T: And what do you stuff apart from endos?
RL: MORE ENDOS!
R#3: Shh.
R#2: Pizza.
T: So, why do endoskeletons fit in suits?
R#3: ... cuz they're flat like pizza?
T: Good. So, how do you tell, whether he is flat as pizza
RL: Deliver him to someone.
T: AH, but can you not also deliver breadsticks and salad?
RL: Oh yeah...
T: Does pizza not fit in an oven?
C: No. No, it fits. THROW HIM INTO AN OVEN! COOK HIM! COOK HIM!
T: What also fits in an oven?
RL: Bread.
R#2: Chicken.
R#3: Very small bricks.
R#2: Fire. Grape wines!
RL: Jews.
R#3: Papers! Papers!
R#2: Beamz! Beamz!
Freddy, King of the Animatronics: A cake.
T: Exactly. So, logically...
RL: If he... is as flat as a cake... he's made of pizza!
T: And therefore...
R#2: ... AN ENDO!
R#3: AN ENDO!
C: AN ENDO!AN ENDO!
T: Very well, we shall use my largest cake.
C: [incomprehensible Robopeasant noises]
T: Alright. Place them on the floor.
[imagine a triple decker cake next to a thin ass dude laying face first on the floor]
C: AN ENDOSKELETON! AN ENDO!
E: That's a fair crop.
C: STUFF HIM! STUFF HIM! STUFF HIM!
T: Who are you, so wise in the ways of fast food chains?
F: I am Freddy, king of the Animatronics.
T: My liege.
F: Good sir knight, will you come with me to Fazbear's and join us at the Dinner Table?
T: My liege, I would be honored.
F: What is your name?
T: Toybonavier, my liege.
F: Then I dub you Sir Toybonavier, knight of the Dinner Table.