One Shots

>Be Pokemon Trainer Anon, and sitting on a rock drinking a Lemonade. Best 600 credits you wasted.
>Pulling out another, you jiggle it.
"You sure you don't want one, SolarFlare?"
>Off in a patch of grass, Celestial snarls at you, "It's Celestia, and no, I don't want anything you bought with MY bits."
"It'll restore your health~"
>"No."
"Look, I'd rather not force you to drink it, mainly cuz that would lower your friendship level, and if your evolution relies on that, I'm fucked."
>"Well if that's the case, my friendship for you couldn't be any lower."
"Oh, well I'm glad to hear that."
>"Why is that?"
"Cuz now I don't have to feel bad making you drink this."
>You hope off the rock, and walk over to her bouncing the can.
>Both you and Celestia grapple one another as you try to shove the can in her face. It's all in good fun for you, but she is really upset as she pushes you away.
"Drink it, drink my pee!"
>"Get away from me you ruffian!"
>A strange voice calls out, "Sister!"
>The both of you stop and look up as a dark blue alicorn comes gliding down.
>"Sister, I'm so glad I found you. Get back, I shall deal with this monster."
>"Luna, get back! He's dangerous!"
"Ooooo!! Another legendary! And she's a dark type!"
>Luna snarls, "We are the night, and we shall teach you some manners."
"Night huh? Must be a new type, oh well, get her Celestia! Use solar beam!"
>"Forgive me Luna, I'm under his control!"
>Her horn lights up, before everything flashes white.

>A beat up Luna lays on the ground as Celestia bandages her up, "I told you he was dangerous."
>You shove a lemonade can into her face.
"Drink my pee! Your gonna need it, I heard there was a pink legendary in the north."
>Today was a PokeAnon kinda day.

>Day horsefucker on Earth. Be Anon and cleaning up after a heated session in the barn.
>With a happy sigh, you turn off the hose and and towel off.
"Good job sweetie, best fuck of them all."
>In the back a horse whinnys.
"Sept you Rarity."
>All the horses start to cry and stomp as you look on confused.
"What the hell? Is it estrus again?"
>Looking outside, the sky is pitch black as a giant hurricane approaches you.
"Maybe it wasn't a great idea to fuck my mares in the middle of the hurricane storm."

>Waking up to the soft nuzzling of one of your mares, you get up and groan.
>"Hey he's awake!"
>All the mares begin to whinny and stomp cheerfully.
"What the hell?! You can talk!?"
>"Yes master, isn't it glorious!?"
"Where are we?"
>"In some land where there are ponies like us. They can talk and everything."
"What?"
>Another mare comes trotting up, "Master, some mares wanna talk to us."
>A pack of six mares come up, your jaw drops as you realize who it is.
"No way."
>It's them, the elements of harmony. Twilight notices your mares before turning to you, "Greetings, I'm Twilight Sparkle, and.."
>One of your mares ears perk up, "Hey!"
"Oh god."
>"I'm Twilight Sparkle too! What a funny coincidence!"
>Twilight raises an eyebrow, "Ok, that's kinda weird."
>One of the other mares walks up, "I'm Rainbow Dash."
>The real RD gasps, "What!? There is NO way that's possible, she doesn't even have a rainbow mane!"
>"But I AM Rainbow Dash. My Master yells my name every time he ruts me. So I know for sure."
>All the mares look at you with accusing eyes, today was a bad first impression kinda day.