Hilarious #soniccenter conversation

[18:30:36] <+SDM> I remmber all those times where Dss admired cherry
[18:30:46] <+DarkAura> who's that?
[18:30:53] <+SDM> retired chat lingerer
[18:30:54] <+Wereycat> a person
[18:31:01] <+SDM> she would come in and chat while at work
[18:31:40] <+DarkAura> Thank you, Captain Obvious
03[18:31:55] * Wereycat is now known as CaptainOblivious
[18:31:58] <+HyperSonic7701> lololololol
[18:32:01] <+HyperSonic7701> also fail
[18:32:07] <+DarkAura> No! Obvious!! LEARN TO READ
03[18:32:18] * SDM is now known as CaptainCommando
[18:32:29] <+DarkAura> How do you change your name?
[18:32:34] <+HyperSonic7701> no u
[18:32:35] <+CaptainCommando> use /nick
03[18:32:50] * DarkAura is now known as Darkstar
[18:32:55] <+Darkstar> It worker
[18:32:58] <+Darkstar> *worked
[18:32:59] <+CaptainOblivious> It was oblivious for a reson you know
[18:33:00] <+CaptainCommando> be careful, if you pick a reserved name NickServ will start yapping at you
[18:33:13] <+Darkstar> Kay
[18:33:14] <+CaptainOblivious> yeah you don't want nickserv yapping at you
03[18:33:30] * Darkstar is now known as DarkAura
[18:33:59] <+DarkAura> ok. I'm good
[18:34:10] <+CaptainOblivious> doog
[18:34:19] <+HyperSonic7701> dog
[18:34:22] <+DarkAura> Headdesk
[18:34:28] <+HyperSonic7701> cat
[18:34:32] <+CaptainOblivious> headpalm
[18:34:34] <+CaptainCommando> more like
06[18:34:38] * +CaptainCommando headdesk
06[18:34:43] * +CaptainOblivious headdesk
06[18:34:50] * +HyperSonic7701 headdesk
[18:34:50] <+CaptainOblivious> somebody be captain Caveman
[18:34:51] <+DarkAura> They put that iin the dictionary
[18:35:08] <+CaptainCommando> hyper's captain late again
[18:35:10] <+DarkAura> I nominate HyperSonic
03[18:35:28] * HyperSonic7701 is now known as CaptainLate
[18:35:31] <+CaptainLate> yo ho ho
[18:35:36] <+CaptainLate> <_<
[18:35:42] <+CaptainCommando> and a bottle of rum
03[18:35:45] * DarkAura is now known as Izzy
[18:35:56] <+CaptainOblivious> the pirates life is the life for me
[18:36:00] <+CaptainOblivious> lololol and a bottle of win
[18:36:06] <+CaptainCommando> arrg
06[18:36:16] * +Izzy headdesk
[18:36:32] <+CaptainOblivious> who tha fok is ixzy
[18:36:32] <+CaptainCommando> time to take this headset for a spin
[18:36:33] <+CaptainCommando> dash
[18:36:43] <+CaptainLate> master
[18:36:43] <+Izzy> That's my name
[18:37:20] <+Izzy> Izzy is my name CaptainOblivious
[18:37:26] <+CaptainOblivious> what's your name again?
[18:37:36] <+Izzy> Damnit..
[18:37:41] <+CaptainCommando> is that a question>
02[18:37:51] * +Achlys (keratin@D08661D7:E6EA19F0:398AD61B:IP) Quit (Ping timeout)
[18:37:53] <+CaptainCommando> Izzy your name is not CaptainOblivious
06[18:37:55] * +Izzy head..keyboard
[18:38:00] <+CaptainOblivious> lmfao
[18:38:03] <+CaptainOblivious> I'm so confused
06[18:38:16] * +Izzy headkeyboards again
[18:38:21] <+CaptainLate> well, that's to be expected
[18:38:30] <+CaptainLate> you're oblivious
[18:38:34] <+Izzy> My name is IZZY
[18:38:40] <+Izzy> OKAY??
[18:38:43] <+Izzy> Good
[18:39:03] <+CaptainCommando> bread pudding <3
[18:39:05] <+CaptainLate> Lizzy?
[18:39:12] <+Izzy> Izzy!
[18:39:22] <+Izzy> Izzy! Izzy! Izzy! Izzy!
[18:39:27] <+CaptainCommando> more like Niv Mizzet, Dracogenius
[18:39:34] <+CaptainLate> roflmao
[18:39:40] <+Izzy> WHat
[18:39:40] <+CaptainOblivious> who is izzy
[18:39:41] <&Umbreon> ack
[18:39:43] <&Umbreon> so many random names
[18:39:56] <+Izzy> My name is at least my real nae!
[18:39:56] <+CaptainCommando> umbrean make yourself a captain lol
[18:39:58] <+Izzy> *name
[18:40:05] <+CaptainOblivious> be captain caveman
[18:40:06] <+CaptainLate> join us on te pirate ship
[18:40:09] <+CaptainOblivious> or Captain punch
[18:40:09] <&Umbreon> no thx
[18:40:09] <+CaptainLate> the*
[18:40:12] <+CaptainOblivious> captain punch is da best
06[18:40:25] * +Izzy headdesks once more
[18:40:29] <+CaptainCommando> needs more CaptainCrunch
[18:40:35] <&Umbreon> where's captain crunch
[18:40:44] <+Izzy> My head hurts...
[18:40:48] <+CaptainCommando> in my pantry
02[18:40:59] * +Staf (Staf@2253616F.8A34D90F.6A87782.IP) Quit (Ping timeout)
03[18:41:24] * Izzy is now known as DarkAUra
[18:41:30] <+CaptainOblivious> misread as in my pants
[18:41:31] <+CaptainOblivious> lolololol
[18:41:31] <+CaptainLate> WHOOOOAAA MY HEAD'S SPINNING
[18:41:40] <+CaptainCommando> LOL
[18:41:41] <@flyingfox> oh god I just had to stop playing for a second XD
[18:42:07] <+CaptainOblivious> playing what?
03[18:42:09] * DarkAUra is now known as DarkAura
[18:42:17] <@flyingfox> I wasn't paying attention at the time to the skype call and RPG said 'emma when we get married'' and I was like woah what now you have my attention
[18:42:17] <+DarkAura> there
[18:42:21] <+CaptainCommando> CaptainFalcon, probably
[18:42:22] <@flyingfox> S1GG/MS
[18:42:30] <Talon> :o
[18:42:31] <+DarkAura> Haha
[18:42:33] <+CaptainOblivious> flyingfox
[18:42:35] <+CaptainOblivious> am I invited?
[18:42:38] <&Umbreon> that sounds a bit soon
[18:42:40] <&Umbreon> lol
[18:42:42] <+DarkAura> You have a skype?
[18:42:49] <+CaptainOblivious> do you want me to order the wereycar as your vehicle?
[18:42:51] <&Umbreon> ALSO
[18:42:58] <&Umbreon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djDwTU1Djjk
[18:43:05] <@flyingfox> it's only been 8 months :P
[18:43:11] <@flyingfox> almost 9
[18:43:12] <+CaptainLate> TSC is totally invited to this marriage
[18:43:18] <+DarkAura> I need danieldude's skype.. Oh man that sounds much more.. datey than I expected..
[18:43:22] <+CaptainCommando> TSC wedding confirmed
[18:43:28] <+CaptainCommando> I know a minister
[18:43:32] <+CaptainCommando> Alabama's full of em
[18:43:41] <+CaptainOblivious> obamas full of weddings?
[18:43:48] <+DarkAura> Can I be the Rose petal girl? Or a bridesmaid?
[18:43:49] <+CaptainCommando> him too
[18:43:56] <+CaptainOblivious> no
[18:44:00] <@flyingfox> if it happens it'll be a while :P
[18:44:00] <+CaptainOblivious> you can be the dark aura
[18:44:04] <+CaptainOblivious> ff
[18:44:06] <+CaptainCommando> you cna be the RingBear
[18:44:09] <+DsSBK> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[18:44:10] <+CaptainOblivious> is cf going to be invited
[18:44:13] <@Quartz> I'll arrange the shotguns
[18:44:15] <+DsSBK> WHY DID YOU REMIND ME OF CHERRYMAY!?!
[18:44:18] <+CaptainOblivious> alondite can be there to hit on all of your bridesmaids
[18:44:19] <+DsSBK> I MISS HER SO!
[18:44:20] <@flyingfox> XD
[18:44:20] <+DsSBK> ;~;
03[18:44:25] * Umbreon is now known as CherryMay
[18:44:27] <&CherryMay> o hi dss
[18:44:32] <+CaptainLate> LOL
[18:44:39] <+DsSBK> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[18:44:40] <+DsSBK> HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[18:44:41] <Talon> haha XD
[18:44:41] <+DsSBK> HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[18:44:43] <+DsSBK> HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[18:44:44] <+DarkAura> LOLOLOLOLOL
[18:44:53] <@flyingfox> DsS is now SkyL >_>
[18:44:54] <+CaptainCommando> look what you did umbreron
[18:44:58] <+DarkAura> OH MY GOD CALM DOWN!!
03[18:45:02] * CherryMay is now known as Umbreon
[18:45:03] <+CaptainLate> lolololololol
[18:45:05] <+CaptainLate> no u
[18:45:10] <+CaptainLate> we are all calm
[18:45:16] <+CaptainLate> everything is fine
[18:45:21] <+CaptainLate> no need to PANICCCCCC!!!!!
[18:45:25] <@flyingfox> anyway the plan is
[18:45:26] <+CaptainCommando> PANIC
[18:45:28] <+CaptainCommando> OHHHH SHIT
[18:45:29] <+CaptainOblivious> panic! at the dico
[18:45:35] <+CaptainCommando> WHERES THE FIRE DOOR
[18:45:36] <+DarkAura> I would headdeask.. but my head hurts too much
[18:45:37] <@flyingfox> get a job, find a place and move in together that's it :P
[18:45:40] <+CaptainOblivious> the plan is to get married
[18:45:46] <+CaptainOblivious> and have me as the best nan
[18:45:49] <@flyingfox> not yet >_<
[18:45:50] <+CaptainOblivious> and use my wereycar
[18:45:54] <@flyingfox> nan? :P
[18:46:02] <+DarkAura> Can I be a bridesmaid?
[18:46:06] <+DarkAura> Or the rose girl?
[18:46:41] <@flyingfox> I'm going back to gaming :P
[18:46:47] <+DarkAura> Haha
[18:46:51] <+CaptainCommando> lol
[18:46:55] <+DarkAura> You sound like me after a rough day
[18:47:00] <+CaptainOblivious> rpg will be dissappoint
[18:47:04] <+CaptainCommando> this chat can be the biggest distraction sometimes
[18:47:16] <+DarkAura> I gotta ask him if I can be in the wedding!
[18:47:24] <+DarkAura> I never been to one before!
[18:47:28] <@flyingfox> there is no wedding!
[18:47:35] <@flyingfox> damn it XD
[18:47:36] <+CaptainLate> yes there is
[18:47:39] <+CaptainCommando> but that means
[18:47:42] <+DarkAura> Oh... Wait.. Now I know why I was never invited to one..
[18:47:49] <+CaptainCommando> VAT DO WEE DO WITH ZEE CAKE
[18:47:50] <+DarkAura> NO ONE LIKES ME!!
06[18:47:59] * +DarkAura screams in her pillow
06[18:48:18] * +CaptainOblivious takes DarkAura for a ride in the WEreycar ;)
[18:48:23] <+CaptainCommando> +20 points if you get the reference
[18:48:27] <+DarkAura> AHHHH NO
06[18:48:41] * +DarkAura jumps out of the car
[18:48:44] <+CaptainLate> HANG ON TIGHT
[18:48:49] <@flyingfox> all I can think of is a fighting game >_>
06[18:48:51] * +DarkAura breaks her face
[18:48:55] <+CaptainCommando> omg you kids need to play SMRPG more
06[18:48:58] * +CaptainOblivious laughs
06[18:49:02] * +CaptainLate catches you and puts you back in the WereyCar
06[18:49:10] * +CaptainOblivious wereycar speeds up
[18:49:13] <+CaptainCommando> It's the incidents in Marrymore
06[18:49:45] * +DarkAura slaps CaptainLate and jumps out again and lands and runs in the other direction
[18:49:51] <+CaptainCommando> the chef and his assistant get super pissed to find out the wedding is off between Booster and Toadstool
[18:49:53] <+CaptainLate> no u don;t
06[18:49:54] * +CaptainOblivious reverses
06[18:49:56] * +CaptainLate gives chase
[18:49:58] <+CaptainOblivious> no one outruns the wereycar
[18:49:58] <+CaptainCommando> commencing a boss fight
06[18:50:01] * +DarkAura reverse
06[18:50:14] * +DarkAura calls sonic
[18:50:16] <+CaptainCommando> CaptainLate
[18:50:21] <+CaptainCommando> think about who you are
[18:50:26] <@flyingfox> needs more speed shoes
[18:50:28] <@flyingfox> >_>
[18:50:32] <+CaptainCommando> do you REALLY think you'll catch him with a name like that
06[18:50:34] * +DarkAura says that Sonic says "YOU'RE TOO SLOW"
[18:50:43] <+CaptainLate> orly
06[18:50:49] * +CaptainLate HyperSonic7701
06[18:50:52] * +CaptainOblivious wereycar runs sonic over
03[18:50:54] * ingx24 is now known as CaptainSkurvy
03[18:50:55] * CaptainLate is now known as HyperSonic7701
[18:50:58] <+CaptainOblivious> wheres your god now
[18:51:00] <+DarkAura> Him?? I am a girl thank you very much
06[18:51:04] * +HyperSonic7701 turns hyper
[18:51:11] <+HyperSonic7701> then really gives chase
[18:51:19] <+DarkAura> Fuck... I'm screwed
[18:51:22] <+CaptainCommando> you forgot the /me
[18:51:28] <+HyperSonic7701> yeah yeah
[18:51:30] <+CaptainCommando> so you're still late
06[18:51:35] * +HyperSonic7701 catches DarkAura again
06[18:51:45] * +CaptainOblivious wereycar parks
02[18:51:56] * +PPA (PPA@SCnet-E190EA6D.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Quit: Royal Rainbow!)
06[18:51:59] * +HyperSonic7701 puts DarkAura in the WereyCar, still holding her
[18:52:04] <+CaptainCommando> bitch werey learn to park
[18:52:10] <+CaptainCommando> you just took off my bumper
06[18:52:12] * +HyperSonic7701 wants the WereyCar to step on it
06[18:52:17] * +CaptainOblivious steps on it
01[18:52:26] <+CaptainSkurvy> can i ride in the wereycar too
06[18:52:28] * +DarkAura calls the police to turn in HyperSonic7701 for kidnapping
[18:52:39] <+HyperSonic7701> bs
06[18:52:40] * +DarkAura and possible rape
[18:52:43] <@flyingfox> the hell people
06[18:52:49] * +HyperSonic7701 can't be arrested
[18:52:54] <+DarkAura> I need an adult..
06[18:53:01] * +CaptainOblivious drives past police station
[18:53:02] <+CaptainOblivious> not today
[18:53:04] <+Groudon> Did I miss something?
06[18:53:14] * +CaptainOblivious steals groudon
[18:53:19] <+DarkAura> SAVE ME FROM WEREY AND HYPERSONIC!!
[18:53:20] <+HyperSonic7701> lololololol
[18:53:21] <+DarkAura> PLEASE
[18:53:27] <+HyperSonic7701> nope
[18:53:28] <+DarkAura> damnit
[18:53:29] <Talon> not much >_>
[18:53:33] <+HyperSonic7701> THERE IS NO ONE TO SAVE YOU NOW
[18:53:35] <+DarkAura> SAVE ME
06[18:53:38] * +CaptainSkurvy jumps in the wereycar
[18:53:54] <+DarkAura> There is no way I'm winning this one
03[18:53:54] * CaptainSkurvy is now known as KingKong
06[18:54:01] * +KingKong plays king kong on the radio
01[18:54:05] <+KingKong> IF YOU HEAR BEFORE YOU SEE ME
01[18:54:08] <+KingKong> I GOT KING KONG IN THE TRUNK
[18:54:21] <+CaptainOblivious> 2 heavy
[18:54:30] <+Groudon> How did this start?
01[18:54:35] <+KingKong> no idea groudon
[18:54:41] <+DarkAura> They kidnapped me
[18:54:46] <+CaptainOblivious> good question
[18:54:48] <+DarkAura> and put me in the wereycar
[18:54:55] <+DarkAura> My instinct was to flee
[18:55:00] <+CaptainCommando> with kingkong
[18:55:02] <+DarkAura> But I got grabbed again
[18:55:08] <+CaptainOblivious> nooody escapes the wereycar
[18:55:18] <+HyperSonic7701> that's right!
[18:55:22] <+Groudon> Who's nooody?
06[18:55:30] * +DarkAura calls Dr. Robotnik
[18:55:31] <+CaptainCommando> that's because the wereycar cant escape
[18:55:34] <+CaptainOblivious> ur mom
03[18:55:41] * HyperSonic7701 is now known as DrRobotnik
06[18:55:41] * +CaptainCommando booted the wereycar while it was parked
[18:55:47] <+DrRobotnik> Yes....?
[18:55:59] <+DarkAura> Damnit
06[18:56:00] * +CaptainOblivious runs of drrobotnij
[18:56:05] <+CaptainOblivious> runs over*
06[18:56:09] * +DarkAura calls.. Me!
[18:56:15] <+Groudon> drrobotnij?
[18:56:16] <+DrRobotnik> YOU FOOL
[18:56:33] <+DarkAura> Typo much
03[18:56:44] * Achlys (keratin@D08661D7:E6EA19F0:398AD61B:IP) has joined #soniccenter
03[18:56:45] * CodeGirl sets mode: +v Achlys
06[18:56:58] * +DrRobotnik gets robot to trap DarkAura in the WereyCar...forever
01[18:57:04] <+KingKong> :O
[18:57:07] <+DarkAura> I need to make food. BE BACK
06[18:57:14] * +CaptainOblivious ;)
[18:57:17] <+DrRobotnik> no u don't
06[18:57:23] * +DrRobotnik grabs you
[18:57:29] <+Groudon> oh
[18:57:32] <+Groudon> DsS started it.
01[18:57:34] <+KingKong> i got king kong in the trunk
[18:57:42] <+CaptainCommando> wrong
[18:57:51] <+CaptainOblivious> DarkAura started it
[18:57:57] <+CaptainOblivious> then i changed to captain oblivions
[18:58:00] <+CaptainOblivious> then yeah