Mice Review

Cheap Ass Chink Mice Vs. my 4 year old Steelseries Sensei Raw

For the sake of the review "10/10" is my steelseries mouse, I'm obviously aware it's far from a 10/10 mouse. I used all mice for at least a day of NEET use, and played Overwatch and Osu! with them as I think those are fairly accuracy dependent games.

James Donkey 1000-2000DPI (8.00 USD - AliExpress)

>Comfort: 6/10
Really flat which makes it annoying for me to hold and move, if you have an oppai mousepad or small hands probably won't be an issue but for me it's bothersome.

>Sensor: 9/10
In pixel to pixel precision the steelseries seems better, but when actually using the mice they feel about the same.

>Build Quality: 10/10
I don't really trust this cord design to last, it just looks like its begging to break. Other than that everything else feels equal or better than my sensei, the mousewheel in particular is a big improvement.

>Features: 7/10
Sensei has 4 side buttons, this has two. Sensei has programmable LEDs, this doesn't. This does have a button to turn on/off the LEDs though which I love since I like to have it on normally, but off when I'm watching movies/anime.

>Style: 13/10
The mouse looks amazing in my opinion, much better than the sensei and the other mice.


LED Mouse 1000-2400DPI (0.99 USD - Ebay)

>Comfort: 12/10
I really like holding and using this mouse, it fits my fairly large hands the best I've had and was my first great impression of it.

>Sensor: 6/10
It's what I'd say is "good enough", if you aren't into serious competitive gaming I don't think you will mind. In Overwatch I wouldn't say it was a burden sensor-wise.

>Build Quality: 7/10
L/R clicks are good, DPI changer is shit and side buttons aren't much better but good enough. Plastic doesn't feel overly cheap in most places, braided cable is great.

>Features: 5/10
Only 2 weak side buttons, can't change color of LEDs or turn them off. Great DPI options though for a mouse at this price.

>Style: 6/10
It has that shitty gamer look that I'm not a big fan of, yet I don't know if it's just because it was such a great deal or what I started to like looking at it and every person I've shown it likes it as well.


Blue Mouse 1600DPI (0.99 USD - Ebay)

>Comfort: 3/10
It has the same flatness issue as the JD, except this one is also annoying to have my thumb on the side due to there not being much room.

>Sensor: 3/10
I wouldn't really recommend this mouse for gaming at all, on top of the fact it only has one dpi setting you may not like (I'm fine with it) it's not very good even if you do. That being said I see no issue for general day to day use, it's not a constant annoyance or anything.

>Build Quality 3/10
Feels the worst of all 4 mice, but for it's price I wouldn't say it's horrible it just didn't blow me away.

>Features 0/10
It has no features, no side buttons, LEDs, DPI Changer, etc.

>Style 3/10
From the top down this mouse looks pretty decent, the sides look as horrible as they feel and the red light from the sensor tends to leak through parts of the mouse which really doesn't compliment the blue theme.

Unfortunately the people who were selling the dollar mice have disappeared, but I have no problem recommending the James Donkey. It's a great mouse with some minor issues that's well worth the small price tag. That being said the LED mouse is probably my favorite, what you get for a dollar is simply unbelievable and if it ever pops up for a dollar again I'd recommend everyone to get one (I'll probably grab a second), even as a backup for the JD.