Starlite Hosting Verdict

"We're not a company who rivals others, we're already as big as we'd like to be."
	- Peter Craig, 29th May 2013

Starlite Hosting Verdict

So, this lovely fellow by the name of Peter Craig added me on Skype and befriended me, only to turn around at the last moment and say that my marketing strategies and tactics were "retarded"[1] and then he proceeded to write a pastebin covering some bullshit that he made up because he doesn't understand how Minecraft or Linux[2] work, nor does he know how my systems work and jumped to some pretty hefty conclusions[3].

I've decided, as a result of this, to write a little review of his site. I'm going to be doing it exactly how he did: out of ignorance and without actually ordering a server thus rendering my review invalid.

I visited the site to discover a template that I'd already seen earlier that day on 2 other hosting websites. Upon asking the owner about this, he told me this:
[29/05/2013 12:21:14] Peter Craig: My layout?
[29/05/2013 12:21:43] Peter Craig: That site is a custom design. However, the graphics are from online, from sites such as ShutterStock.
It is clearly not a "custom design" seeing as it was not "custom design"ed by him or anyone specifically for Starlite. (I should probably point out that "Starlite" is an awful company name. Why are you naming your hosting company after an expensive material designed to withstand extreme temperatures?)

Next, let's take a closer look:
They appear to have a half-broken listing of several testimonials that turn on a slow cycle. There is no citation to any of these nor are there any names. Each one is written in the same style with the same vocabulary usage. I'm completely ignorant to the facts here but, since I'm writing this like Peter did for |HP| Hosting, he has OBVIOUSLY written these himself. There is NO other explanation.

If you click on "MC HOSTING" you'll also see at the top an advertisement for the "Zerox Network", with an incorrect usage of "your" (psst, it's "you're" not "your". "Your" is possesion. This is primary-level stuff). Only an infant would make a mistake such as this, so the owner of Starlite is CLEARLY an infant.

As you can see from these few invalid points Starlite is an awful website and should be avoided by everyone. It is illegitimate (which, btw Peter, is not the correct word at all), created by an infant and the owner is spreading false testimonials. AVOID AT ALL COSTS.


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For a company that claims to not be "rivalling others" you sure do seem to be... rivalling others... hm. Not only that, but attacking a small company that is yet to hit 10 clients or make any sort of profits is pretty damn low. It was all after you didn't understand my system and I refused to agree with you that the system was "retarded". Somehow that sparked you off on a rant which makes no sense what so ever. How did me disagreeing with you in a polite manner make you so angry? Oh well, some people have problems, some people don't, it's a good thing that I found out which type of person you are sooner rather than later.

Thanks,
- Tom / Pebsie / DamagedBot

CITATIONS:
[1]: [20:19:31] Peter Craig: Thats a retarded setup.
[2]: [20:20:00] Peter Craig: Just the JRE requires around 4gb for smooth operation.
[3]: [21:57:01] Peter Craig: Have fun: http://pastebin.com/pa13CqeM