I went to the playground, got to the top of the slide and it was like one of those bright yellow slides. I didn't want to go down it because at the time I thought it was a river of mustard

I tried to get food but the fucking guy at the counter had a pimple that was freaking the shit out of me
This bright red fucking pimple with a gaping maw
I ended up spilling my spaghetti when trying to order so I got out of there
Yeah the fucking pimple was threatening me
It was talking like an angry marine
It was just so angry

I mean I'm a pretty big dude myself at 6'3" but holy fuck these people just towered and walked these big lumbering steps and when they looked at me I felt chills down my spine so in short yeah I did a lot of running last night

But after the gnome was when I peaked because when I saw a raccoon it stared at me and said "Let's go rummage through some garbage cans!" then I looked at my hands and saw raccoon type features so I went rummaging in trash cans for a while. But when I say rummaging I mean opening the lid of the can and then toppling it for the raccoons to get at.

I wandered the residential areas of my town after that and a garden gnome started giving me financial advice

Now most of this stuff was in the jacket I was wearing. Condom wrapper, cold burrito from a mexican food joint in town, a fucking fleshlight, the recipt from the mexican food joint at 8:45 P.M, a rail road spike, a winning lottery scratch-it for two dollars, a sky blue gameboy advance sp, and about 95 dollars...