Corporeal Punishment Part 2

>finally finish second week
>list of plane pones cleaned is no where near done
>you did 46
>400-something left to do
>CO is dickish as ever
>just added helipones on top of everything else
>several planes know you as the guy that cleaned out their exhaust vent
>laughing stock of everyone on base
>today
>57 done
>finished with older propeller based planes
>starting on fighterjets
>first one is classic F-15
>light blue
>fighter jets arent as deep, dont have to insert yourself fully >shouldnt be as bad as dealing with the last 50-so planes you just did
>some of the planes you did apparently now enjoy the work you have to do
>got a letter from a Boeing C-17 Globemaster III
>Dear anon, I feel like I have to tell you this. But when you were in my exhaust vent, I felt things that I'm not sure I've ever felt before, and I liked it. I'd like you to come to my hangar tonight. I have something urgent to tell you.
>You went to the hangar that night
>plane pone confessed that she was in love with you
>you had to decline
>Freighter went totally yandere
>tried to force you into her literally any opening she could think of
>she said you'd be with her forever
>back to now
>fighter jets shouldnt be like that
>they are formal, heavily disciplined
>cleaning upgrade from CO
>cool ass sponge
>worse than rag
>fml
>finish this day without dying
>close call earlier today
>cleaning inside of first fighter jet
>apparently loved the feel of you cleaning
>exhaust vent clamped around your waist
>stuck for about ten minutes until Circuitbreaker lets you go
>check mail
>fucking stack of letters
>aww hell yeah
>thinking its letters from family
>nope.avi
>64 love letters/booty calls
>all from plane pones
>on the bottom of stack of letters is a note
>from CO
>it reads "How do you like cleaning out planepone plots? I know they love it. I'm sure every piece of equipment on the base will love it."
>updated list
>all aircaft
>all tanks
>all boats
>list progress reset
>fml