Early Access Disease (Industrial Disease Parody)

Early Access Disease
(Dire Straits - Industrial Disease)
Source video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rWuc5kar3Y
Decent karaoke version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=066iEa6dFTk

Tumbleweeds are blowin' down at Quality Control
Somebody promised features but they couldn't make the goal
There's rumors in the forums and anger racin' round
Somebody blew the whistle and the price went down
There's an update on the store page they're saying that all is well
There's whispers of a cash shop they've got DLC to sell
Customers with regrets start to show displease
'goodness me could this be Early Access Disease?

The dev twitter was crucified for lying in his post
They're refusing to be pacified it's him they blame the most
The engine's got issues the loadin' screen freeze
Everyone's feelin' sick of Early Access Disease
There's panic on the dev team code's in knots
Some don't share no sympathy some are seeing spots
Some blame the publisher some the employees
And everybody knows it's the Early Access Disease

The players are disgusted down thumbs "It sucks
Promises were empty and they don't give two fucks
Everyone wants a refund and everyone can see
That release date is absolutely not a guarantee"
On Polygon and Kotaku they say just the reverse
"The framerate's cinematic the glitches aren't adverse"
Some fella over in the comments disagrees
He says this mess it screams Early Access Disease

Youtube reviewer man declared "I'm quite surprised to see such fear
You've bought a beta for reasons unknowing, your buyer's remorse is clear
I suppose you don't feel responsible for your outrageous unease
But you yourself young man bought your Early Access Disease"

He wrote in the description he typed "If you're depressed
And since you can't form an opinion while I know best
Come look at my Patreon - Like and Sub please!
Send in another victim of Early Access Disease"

Haha!
Ah! Splendid!

I go down to the vidya board I'm thunderstruck
They got fifteen threads callin' each other cuck,
Two posts say they're lead dev one of them must be wrong
There's a shill poster mong here he's in the throng- he says
"I want to buy the game its got me on my knees

I want to buy the game I can't wait for its release
I want to buy the game cuz it's the bee's knees
I want to buy the game it's not Early Access Disease
They're cherrypicking the flaws they're desperate to find
They want to shit on everything, put them out of your mind
They call you faggot, bump the thread to page one

Giving the game more exposure than whatever I've done"
Meanwhile the first lead dev says "It'll be done soon
Although why bother we've sold tons of copies since June"
The other's laughing as he shitposts he's dying by degrees
How come lead devs get Early Access Disease?