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Skamory The Fallen Hero

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  1. 14:58:17: <Folgorio> lol
  2. 14:58:18: <Folgorio> a bird
  3. 14:58:20: <Earthworm|Away> http://www.smogon.com/forums/member.php?u=74771
  4. 14:58:20: <Folgorio> just got
  5. 14:58:24: <Folgorio> inside this room
  6. 14:58:25: <Folgorio> what do i do
  7. 14:58:26: <Folgorio> help
  8. 14:58:29: <Folgorio> it keeps crsahing
  9. 14:58:30: <Ginku> lol
  10. 14:58:31: <Folgorio> into the windows
  11. 14:58:33: <Folgorio> WTF
  12. 14:58:36: <Folgorio> my cat
  13. 14:58:36: <Folgorio> asnfmjas
  14. 14:58:40: <pi_face> throw a rock
  15. 14:58:42: <Earthworm|Away> open the door
  16. 14:58:43: <Ginku> I had a bird in my house too once
  17. 14:58:44: <pi_face> it will be super effective
  18. 14:58:44: <Earthworm|Away> wide open
  19. 14:58:48: <Ginku> it was annoying
  20. 14:58:52: <Earthworm|Away> and then chase it in that direction
  21. 14:58:53: <Ginku> how big is it
  22. 14:59:08: <Earthworm|Away> lol nvm if i remember right
  23. 14:59:09: <pi_face> or throw a cube of ice
  24. 14:59:12: <Earthworm|Away> you wont be able to chase it
  25. 14:59:17: <Earthworm|Away> it will be insane and flying everywhere
  26. 14:59:17: <pi_face> should also work
  27. 14:59:33: <Earthworm|Away> thats what happened when my cat brought a live bird inside last time
  28. 14:59:50: <Ciele> I was always told that a bird flying into your house
  29. 14:59:58: <Ciele> was a warning of death to someone you know
  30. 15:00:10: <Ginku> that didn't happen to me
  31. 15:00:23: <Ginku> but yeah what kind of bird is it
  32. 15:00:27: <Earthworm|Away> sounds like an old cieling's tale
  33. 15:00:37: <Ciele> it's not like I actually believe it
  34. 15:00:46: <Earthworm|Away> Yea. Right.
  35. 15:00:59: <Ciele> I don't believe in anything like that
  36. 15:01:13: <Earthworm|Away> do you believe
  37. 15:01:21: <Earthworm|Away> that it takes 7 years to digest chewing gum
  38. 15:01:34: <Ciele> I have no idea about that
  39. 15:01:44: <Earthworm|Away> well it doesn't
  40. 15:01:50: <Earthworm|Away> do you believe that
  41. 15:01:55: <Earthworm|Away> swimming after a meal is bad
  42. 15:02:04: <Ciele> it probably is
  43. 15:02:14: <Ciele> doing anything after a meal is...
  44. 15:02:14: <pi_face> i've heard that
  45. 15:02:19: <pi_face> showering after a meal
  46. 15:02:20: <pi_face> is bad
  47. 15:02:33: <Earthworm|Away> Eating less than an hour before swimming does not increase the risk of experiencing muscle cramps or drowning.
  48. 15:02:55: <Folgorio> lol
  49. 15:02:57: <Folgorio> guys
  50. 15:02:57: <Ciele> well drowning obviously wouldn't be likelier
  51. 15:03:00: <Folgorio> guess what happened
  52. 15:03:01: <Ciele> that would be absurd
  53. 15:03:09: <Folgorio> worm doesnt it increase the chances
  54. 15:03:10: <Ginku> it just flew out??
  55. 15:03:12: <Folgorio> of vomiting
  56. 15:03:15: <Folgorio> lol i wish
  57. 15:03:16: <Folgorio> -.-
  58. 15:03:18: <Ginku> lol
  59. 15:03:21: <Folgorio> ok my apartments like
  60. 15:03:21: <Ciele> did your cat eat it
  61. 15:03:24: <Folgorio> the normal floor
  62. 15:03:26: <Folgorio> then it has
  63. 15:03:28: <Folgorio> this curly stair shit
  64. 15:03:30: <Folgorio> up to the
  65. 15:03:31: <Ginku> the one in my appartment went into the bathroom
  66. 15:03:32: <Folgorio> pen house
  67. 15:03:35: <Folgorio> or w.e you wanna call it
  68. 15:03:37: <Ginku> and just stayed there for like an hour
  69. 15:03:40: <Folgorio> theres where the comp is
  70. 15:03:41: <Folgorio> and
  71. 15:03:42: <Earthworm|Away> wtf is a pen house
  72. 15:03:44: <Folgorio> pent house>
  73. 15:03:45: <Folgorio> idk
  74. 15:03:48: <Folgorio> how its spelled
  75. 15:03:52: <Folgorio> the top lfoor
  76. 15:03:54: <Folgorio> of an apartment
  77. 15:03:56: <Folgorio> thing
  78. 15:04:02: <Folgorio> like it has an extra room
  79. 15:04:04: <Folgorio> in the roof
  80. 15:04:07: <Folgorio> ? _ ?
  81. 15:04:09: <Folgorio> ANYWAY
  82. 15:04:11: <Earthworm|Away> o
  83. 15:04:12: <Folgorio> the bird
  84. 15:04:12: <Earthworm|Away> its penthouse
  85. 15:04:12: <Folgorio> got inside
  86. 15:04:15: <Folgorio> o
  87. 15:04:17: <Folgorio> its penthouse
  88. 15:04:17: <Folgorio> ok
  89. 15:04:19: <Folgorio> ANYWAY
  90. 15:04:23: <Folgorio> the bird
  91. 15:04:24: <Folgorio> got isnide
  92. 15:04:27: <Folgorio> and started
  93. 15:04:28: <Folgorio> like
  94. 15:04:30: <Folgorio> going berserk
  95. 15:04:32: <Folgorio> hitting everything
  96. 15:04:34: <Ginku> hahaha
  97. 15:04:34: <Folgorio> in its path
  98. 15:04:38: <Folgorio> sparing no wall from his wrath
  99. 15:04:39: <Ginku> what kind of bird is it
  100. 15:04:42: <Folgorio> idk
  101. 15:04:44: <Folgorio> it was like
  102. 15:04:47: <Ciele> it was using brave bird
  103. 15:04:47: <Folgorio> a little hummingbird
  104. 15:04:48: <Folgorio> but
  105. 15:04:49: <pi_face> wow strong
  106. 15:04:51: <Folgorio> no long beak
  107. 15:04:53: <pi_face> already knows brave bird
  108. 15:04:55: <Ginku> lol the one in my house
  109. 15:04:55: <Folgorio> yea
  110. 15:04:57: <Ginku> was a pidgeon
  111. 15:05:01: <Folgorio> LET ME FINISH
  112. 15:05:02: <Folgorio> my story
  113. 15:05:04: <Folgorio> anyway
  114. 15:05:07: <Folgorio> i was telling you guys
  115. 15:05:24: <Folgorio> [10:59] <@folgorio> into the windows
  116. 15:05:24: <Folgorio> [10:59] <@folgorio> WTF
  117. 15:05:24: <Folgorio> [10:59] <@folgorio> my cat
  118. 15:05:24: <Folgorio> [10:59] <@folgorio> asnfmjas
  119. 15:05:29: <Folgorio> they heard
  120. 15:05:29: <Folgorio> like it seems
  121. 15:05:31: <Folgorio> the flapping
  122. 15:05:32: <Folgorio> or smthin
  123. 15:05:34: <Folgorio> and they came
  124. 15:05:36: <Folgorio> running here
  125. 15:05:40: <Folgorio> then the orange one
  126. 15:05:43: <Folgorio> jumped onto this thing
  127. 15:05:52: <Folgorio> and when i stood up to go check it out
  128. 15:05:55: <Folgorio> he came running down
  129. 15:05:59: <Folgorio> so i looked in the shelf thing
  130. 15:06:01: <Folgorio> and it was empty
  131. 15:06:03: <Folgorio> so i ran down
  132. 15:06:05: <Folgorio> and there he was
  133. 15:06:08: <Folgorio> staring menacingly at me
  134. 15:06:09: <Folgorio> with the bird
  135. 15:06:11: <Folgorio> in its mouth
  136. 15:06:14: <Folgorio> os i chased it around
  137. 15:06:16: <Folgorio> for a few seconds
  138. 15:06:18: <pi_face> poor bird
  139. 15:06:21: <Folgorio> and got him to remove the bird
  140. 15:06:22: <Folgorio> but
  141. 15:06:24: <Folgorio> like
  142. 15:06:28: <Folgorio> my apartment
  143. 15:06:31: <Folgorio> has a sliding ddoor
  144. 15:06:33: <Folgorio> and the bird
  145. 15:06:38: <Folgorio> decided to smash itslsef repeatly into it
  146. 15:06:41: <Folgorio> whilst on the ground
  147. 15:06:45: <Folgorio> so i got a paper towel
  148. 15:06:47: <Folgorio> and tried to grab it
  149. 15:06:50: <Folgorio> but it kept
  150. 15:06:52: <Folgorio> going berserk
  151. 15:06:54: <Folgorio> whenever i tried
  152. 15:07:00: <Folgorio> it was weird i had
  153. 15:07:04: <Folgorio> never grabbed a bird b4
  154. 15:07:08: <Folgorio> and then i evnetually got it
  155. 15:07:11: <Folgorio> and threw it down
  156. 15:07:17: <Folgorio> the 3rd floor
  157. 15:07:20: <Folgorio> cause i thought it could fly
  158. 15:07:22: <Folgorio> but it could only like
  159. 15:07:24: <Ginku> ...
  160. 15:07:25: <Folgorio> hover
  161. 15:07:25: <pi_face> LOL
  162. 15:07:29: <Folgorio> so it just like
  163. 15:07:32: <Folgorio> slowly crashed
  164. 15:07:33: <Folgorio> into the floor
  165. 15:07:40: <Folgorio> nah jking it just flew away
  166. 15:07:44: <Folgorio> but that wouldve bene kinda funny
  167. 15:07:45: <Earthworm|Away> lol
  168. 15:07:48: <Ginku> rofl
  169. 15:07:54: <pi_face> xD
  170. 15:08:04: <Earthworm|Away> golforio =]
  171. 15:08:05: <Earthworm|Away> =]
  172. 15:08:05: <Earthworm|Away> you did it
  173. 15:08:14: <Folgorio> i saved its life
  174. 15:08:16: <Ciele> golforio is a hero to all birds
  175. 15:08:16: <Earthworm|Away> the bird will live happily ever after
  176. 15:08:20: <Folgorio> i have named it
  177. 15:08:22: <Folgorio> skarmory
  178. 15:08:25: <Ciele> lol
  179. 15:08:26: <pi_face> kacaw
  180. 15:08:26: <Folgorio> for its effort and values
  181. 15:08:31: <Folgorio> he will never be forgotten
  182. 15:08:35: <Folgorio> among this channel
  183. 15:08:39: <Folgorio> skarmory -- the fallen hero
  184. 15:08:45: <Ciele> add it to the topic
  185. 15:08:49: <Folgorio> lol
  186. 15:09:02: <Folgorio> actually theres a
  187. 15:09:08: <Folgorio> mosquito thing
  188. 15:09:11: <Folgorio> stuck to my window
  189. 15:09:16: <Folgorio> but idc enough 2 save it
  190. 15:09:18: <Folgorio> it will die of hunger
  191. 15:09:20: <Ginku> wait actually
  192. 15:09:24: <Folgorio> i am now a bird trainer
  193. 15:09:25: <Ginku> how much of the story did you invent
  194. 15:09:27: <Folgorio> no longer a bug catcher
  195. 15:09:30: <pi_face> ywah who likes bugs
  196. 15:09:30: <Ginku> just the end or the cat thing too
  197. 15:09:31: <Folgorio> only the end
  198. 15:09:36: <Ginku> ah ok
  199. 15:09:38: <Folgorio> it flew happily ever after
  200. 15:09:41: <Folgorio> it was full of
  201. 15:09:49: <Folgorio> dust + cat ahir
  202. 15:09:50: <Folgorio> also
  203. 15:09:56: <Folgorio> when it crashed into the sliding door
  204. 15:09:57: <Folgorio> after
  205. 15:10:00: <Folgorio> it was in the cats mouth
  206. 15:10:03: <Folgorio> there was some
  207. 15:10:04: <Folgorio> weird liquid
  208. 15:10:06: <Folgorio> in the door
  209. 15:10:12: <Folgorio> im guessing it was cat saliva but idk