Rainbro Confesses 2 (jolly edition)

>RainBRO confesses 2: Electric Boogaloo

>Oh god
>head is splitting.
>Eyes pry open
>All kinds of crusty shit in them, you wipe it off, try to stumble out of the cloud... shit, you're still at RD's.
>Try to be as silent as possible
>It's not like she doesn't know you're there, but you don't know how else to go about it
>Tip-toe across the cloud floor to RD's bathroom
>Piss with the force of fetishshy on a bad day
>hover over the pony-toilet for a few moments
>you tell yourself you don't remember what your bro said last night, but you really do.
>She was the one pony you thought you could trust, aside from a few others (twilight, etc.), and she was always the only pony you could ever hang out with, and talk to, and laugh with.
>Thinking about it makes your skull hurt more.

>Exit the bathroom, trudge into the living room like someone in a veitnam war-movie
>There's rainbow dash, sitting on the couch, hooves together, head down
>Your headache and her headache both double the pain like your brains are repelling magnets
>"Anon... we need to talk.. for, like, a while."
>No idea how to come back
>operating on basic logic
"Don't you... have work?"
>"They can deal with no awesomeness for this morning... you're more important to me right now. I wanna make things right."
>As creeped-out and heart-broken as your are, you're touched.
>Even now, she wants to level with you and not let that awkward situation last longer
>What. A. Bro. Dot. Jay-motherfucking-peg.
"Alright, then... you wanna start?"

>"Look, last night... well, I didn't mean to say those things..."
"Did you really mean them?"
>"Well, I... I mean, i was REALLY drunk, Anon, I..."
"But do you really feel that way?"
>Her blush activates, and there's no chalking that up to stress.
>Not now
>"It's always been that way..."
>You can cut the sincerity with a knife
"Dash..."
>You think for a moment
>You really don't wanna lose your bro, but you don't wanna fuck a horse either
>Make your way over to the couch
>Sit down next to RD, give her a man hug the likes of which no hung-over dude has ever given before
>manlytears.tiff
>Her wingboner is obvious, but you fight through slight repulsion to make your point.
>"A-, Anon?"
>Break hug
"Dash... if you feel that way about me... I respect that. I respect your feelings. I most-certainly respect your lack or rape-attempts."
>Your bro looks up to you, now purple.
"...You know i can't do... that... I just... can't..."
>"I know... And I would never force you to... especially not when we were drunk."

>Rainbow looks you over a moment
>She seems like she doesn't know what to do with her eyes or hooves
>Go back in for another man hug to ease her awkward-ness
"I can never be... that.. way... with you... but, I need you to know... that you're my BEST friend..."
>You can feel her shiver, and choke back on her tears a little.
>"You're m-, my friend, A-Anon..."
>The embrace lingers a few more moments until Dash - of all people - breaks it
>"Anon... I know how you have a.. thing against... that... kind of thing..."
>She's breathing deeply to try to regulate her gasps
>Between your skull's pain lapses, you silently go, "Dawwww"
>"... and... I can totally respect that. I-if I need to settle for you just being... my b-... bro... Then I guess I'll have to settle... And just enjoy your friendship..."
>You and RD sit together, fluttering your gazes around the room
>You're so happy that she understands you
>And she's respecting your feelings
>Rainbro-.. RainBOW is fucking awesome
"Thanks, dash... Even if you can't be my SPECIAL... pony... you'll always be my BEST friend."
>You hug each other once again, friends
>A silent agreement is forged to never speak of it again
"And maybe... some day..."
>Rainbow dash looks up with multiple emotions
>too many
"... I don't know what the future will-"
>Dash reached a hoof up behind your neck and pulls your head down, firmly shutting you up
>Just can it, you l-, lightweight

>Day 568 in Equestria
>Wake up in the morning
>Feel uncannily like P. Diddy
>Over your month rooming with Rainbow, you've come to appreciate fully just how comfortable cloud beds are
>Walk into the kitchen
>"Eggs." is all she says
"Do they have booze in them?"
>"I think we both had enough last night, Anon."
>You downed enough Applejack Daniels last night to kill a small elephant
>Sit down at the table
>plate is already there
>Chow down like you're Ethiopian
>Hear Dashie giggling at your "Nummanummanumm" noises.
"The buck are you laughing at, pegasister?
>"'Pegasister'?" She cracks up.
>"Oh Celestia, that's a new one. That's even dumber than 'RainBRO'. Maybe even dumber than 'Flutterrapist'. Could you get any more creative with your nicknames, please?"
"At least I can think of nicknames."
>"That's a PRO?"
>She has a point
"I thought 'pegasister' was kinda witty!"
>"It's totally witty. NOT!"


>Dash sits down with a plate and you talk about the physics of moving clouds and the reasoning behind you being in Equestria at all
>Pity it's morning: had it been night, that conversation would have led to delicious booze
>So happy to have your best friend
>You'd never say it to her, but she'll always be your bro
>Conversation is moderated by Rainbow, who cuts it short to go to work
>"Okay, okay, portal-logic, quit it. Clouds don't move themselves."
"I've gotta go too. Pinkie and i are going to a show and i'm gonna have to convince her we're not together again."
>Rainbow ripples her wings, but only blushes a little
>"Pinkie..."
>You get up and bro-hoof her, then lean in for a friendship-hug
>Off to chill with Pinkie, you yell "bye", and she returns the gesture.
>Rainbow sits, wingboner still activated, but 20% less shameful

>~le fin~