the tired anon 1

day 1 in equestria

>be anon
>be very VERY angry anon
>see you woke up in the everfree forest,
>wandered out
>got chased by candy ponies
>befriended said ponies
>and played the purple ones favorite game of 20 questions for 13 hours
>not bad, you learn shit, they learn shit
>find out that everfree isnt as dangerous as everyone things, mostly due to you running out of questions and asking about where you woke up
>turns out most animals that dont talk, still understand you
>also turns out, most of them will just try to beat the shit out of you, and not go for the kill
>lastly, find out that there are no true carnivores in equestria.
>sure meat isnt common, but its also not hard to come by, though you will get some looks eating it
>but i fucking digress.
>you are basically nocturnal due to lifestyle on earth
>you are more awake at night than the day
>so you hunker down, and read some books...
>apparently their language is based on the same one yours is, they just use different symbols for different sounds, less retarded than your grammer system
>again i digress...
>you decide to go to sleep around the cack of dawn, and mange to actually fall asleep a few hours latter.
>1 hour
>1 CUNTING HOUR
>apparently this purple bitch had a thing against you sleeping comfortably, and wants to change your "nocturnal ways"
>dumb bitch left you alone.
>and you are fucking pissed
>you decide to leave, if that purple monster comes back, well... fuck me no sleep time at all.
>you go to leave
>"anon, i don't know about that, i was put in charge of watching you"
>all you can respond with is the lowest most annoyed growl you can muster, and this puple lizard shut the fuck up right than and there

>outside of the housebrery, you get a fair amount of attention, grated they aren't running as screaming like yesterday, but you still scare the piss out of most of them
>oh, lets not forget, before that portal sucked your ass here, you were up for 23 hours straight.
>you can now tack on another 18 hours to that, and 1 piss ass hour of sleep...
>your face doesn't scream friendly on the best days
>as tired and pissed as you are, is sure as fuck isn't doing you any favors.
>you scan the crowd for the least scared pony, and this one be mint green yo
>she is actually walking up to you.
>you attempt to not sound pissed, and try to remove the look from your face...
>that plan failed
minty, you have and clue where i can hide that nobody will fucking wake me up?
>not paying attention, you snap your fingers in her face...
>well shit, light comes out when you do it here...
>or you are so fucking tired you are starting to hallucinate and see sound...
>must fucking sleep
>pony snaps the fuck out of her trance
>"way, what"
you have ANY, clue where I, can hide that NO, body will fucking WAKE, me up?
>if she wasn't scared before, its starting to show now
>"the forrest there... no one goes in there unless they absolutely have to"
thank you minty green awesome... fuck it cant think anymore... bye
>you don't notice her enthusiastic wave...

>45 minutes later, you see the entrance to that forrest
sleep... come take me away...
>"um... anon... what are you... here... .... for"
>while she is saying that, you are slowly turning around, looking pissed that anything is alive, if you had any idea... you would be proud to know you preformed a perfect "stare"

>needless to say, you are really fucking out of it, though not that flutter would know
>5 minutes, you didn't kill her, that's good, but she hasn't moved,
>you havent blinked
>you dont think she did either
>you turn around, and head in

be fluttershy
>holy shit
>why couldnt i move
>how the fuck did he manage to pull that off
>is that what the "Stare" is like?
>no... this was more potent...
>but by how much
>oh god... im a monster...
>tears well up in your eyes... you finished feeding the animals... you have nothing to do for a while...
>you decide to be extra nice to the chickens for now...

be anon

>you are lost... and you don't fucking care right now.
>all you want is a dark area, and a epic sleep
>thats... FUCKING... IT
>so, you notice a cave...
>shit be dark
>you enter
>shit also be cold
>you dig up some dirt, and make a pillow.
>this is where you sleep

10 minutes later
>FUCKING SLEEP
>...
>plan isn't working out all that well.
>you cant sleep
>fucking hate being that tired...
>close eyes...
>here growl
>FUCK YOU STOMACH I WANT SLEEP MORE THAN YOU NEED FOOD
>wasn't me boss
>open eyes
>wow that's a big cat...
shut the FUCK up i want to GOD damn sleep
>wow... did it just back up a bit... well th-
>"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARRRRRRRR
> remember shit in the forest will not try to kill you, but may mame...
i'm going to have to try to fight you... wont i...
>get up, crack knuckles, see scorpion tail
jesus... are you a manticore?
...
>god this world is awesome...
>the damn thing takes your reverence for the worlds awesome, and lunges for an attack
>wow... is this bullet time...
> adrenalin in this world must react differently...
awesome

>lets see here, what did boxing and boxing video games teach you...
>duck in
>cross counter
>try to hit jaw to rock mother fuckers
>with bullet time, this is honestly a piece of cake.
>use this motherfuckers momentem against him

crack

>well that was a hell of a noise
>finger check

fwlmp

>huh...
>did i ko the mother fucker...
>...
>no...
>but he definally is messed up
>sell shit... lets try something
hay... you... manticore... you ok
> groggy as fuck... he checks his jaw as best he can.
>"rar"
>low roar... the fuck is that
look at me
>got its attention
nod for yes, shake for no
>it nods
>cool
well... you are strong, i dont want to fuck you up, what do you say to being friends?
>you never break eyecontact
same head movements as before
>it things and nods
awesome... you need a name, something i can call you... how about...
...
fluffles
a cute name for a deceptivly scary creature... you like it
>you don't know why, but it nods
good, now if you cant tell, i was about to go to sleep till you so rudely got me the fuck up...
>it cringes a bit
to repay me, you will act as a pillow and personal heater
>it strangely complies... you wonder if showing domanance had anything to do with it, of ig this cat was just that cool...
i love big kitties.
>head by mane, feel great, pet it a bit
>hear that purr
>sound asleep im seconds

you are twilight sparkle

>and that thing ran off
spike why did you let him go
>"he scared me... that low growl... i didnt want to mess with that."
> that's a bit concerning...
>no time for that now, must find anon before he gets hurt... or lost... or gets studdied by someone else but me