[11:50pm] Andromeda: BROOOOO. BROOOOOOO. Or at least, that's what the noise of a boat horn sounds the closest to. Everyone's taken their seats it seems, except for a couple guys too nervous to do anything but pace in circles around the main deck and some hipster ironically posing at the front. The person driving had previously introduced himself as a teacher; Abe Quench of Communication With Pokemon. Weird, why's THAT guy driving the boat.
[11:50pm] Andromeda: In any case, here we have a boat full of high school girls with super-high-school-level expectations. Two hours. Nothing to do unless anyone thought to bring a Nontondo TS along.
[11:53pm] Beatrice: (what's the weather like?)
[11:54pm] Andromeda: Sunny as a stark contrast to the gloomy deep depths of your blackened soul.
[11:54pm] Prince_Ali: A strong smell of expensive cologne and cinnamon fills the air as a sparkling figure waltzes through the boat. A young male surrounded by glittering sparkles looks to the sea with his sapphire eyes while adjusting a beautifully crafted silk turban. He is obviouslly a bit annoyed by the boat accomodations. "Umu! Such a third-class vehicle, it is not even fit to navigate through a swamp.
[11:54pm] Prince_Ali: However..." He looks at the girls around. "This perhaps have its perks."
[11:54pm] • Aria snaps a picture of the douchebag posing at the front.
[11:55pm] Andromeda: Hipsterpants is unmoving.
[11:56pm] • Beatrice leans against the side of the boat, watching the water pass by. She's dressed rather unconspiculously, besides a hat with typical rhastafarian coloring.
[11:57pm] Blaxploitation is now known as Corinne.
[11:57pm] • Aria acquires a snapshot of UNMOVING HIPSTERPANTS, and casually comments to the strange one-eyed girl nearby. "Weirdo, eh? This school is going to be ... INTERESTING if this boat is anything to judge by."
[11:57pm] Frederica: Surrounded by waves upon waves of nervousness, a lone calm girl takes a breath and closes her eyes, taking in the gentle breeze and remaining still as opposed to... what seems to be everyone else, anyway.  Seated, she folds her hands in her lap and does her best to not stand out; only, that's a little difficult to do when everybody's jumping around and reveling in boredom.  Of course
[11:57pm] Frederica: her choice of outfit really doesn't stand out all that much either, being whites and soft blues.
[11:57pm] DiceMaid-9001 joined the chat room.
[11:58pm] Aria: 1d20+6 Unmoving Hipsterpants Photo
[11:58pm] DiceMaid-9001: Aria, Unmoving Hipsterpants Photo: 9 [1d20=3]
[11:58pm] Andromeda: The teacher simply grunts at prettyboy's condescension.
[12:00am] Beatrice: "Un?" She looks to the girl with the camera.  "Well, tis hardly a normal school.  Zat said, our peers are not as I expected," while watching the kid in the turban, of course.
[12:01am] Aria: "What, him? Another richboy buying his way in, no doubt. Probably cousin to the Sultan of Douchebagistan. So what's your story?"
[12:02am] • Frederica lifts her eyelids to let out a small giggle from the middle of the crowd. Her eyes train themselves toward the loud group now, though in a relaxed manner.
[12:02am] Prince_Ali: The sparkling bishie walks in the direction of Frederica, his steps being really soft.
[12:03am] Frederica: "Oh... I'm sorry."  Looking up at the approaching bishie, her blue eyes trail straight off to the side, a bit nervously.  "I wasn't bothering you, was I?"
[12:04am] Beatrice: "I'm from ze Eastern Isles.  Here to...train.  I plan to have a hand in my region's league one day, and you?"
[12:05am] Aria: "Me? Oh, just another rich girl buying her way in. I'm Aria Melikos, pleased to meet you~"
[12:05am] Prince_Ali: "Oh, my lady, of course not, i was just." He kneels in the front of her and grabs her hand, calmly holding it. "Captivated by your beauty, if i must say so."
[12:05am] Beatrice: She nods.  "Beatrice Fauxicore."
[12:07am] Frederica: "O-Oh, I... hee hee," it tickles a bit, as her smile shows.  At least for a second until it turns pretty red.  "I... ah..."  The hand stays in place until she begins to slowly withdraw it, clearing her throat lightly and looking to the side some more.  "You're a student here too, I assume?  I... am too..."
[12:07am] • Corinne sits silently at her seat, not having moved from it so far. Rather than paying attention to the ridiculous people making fools of themselves, she stares at her hands as she rewraps her knuckles with white handwraps.
[12:07am] • Aria quickly snaps a picture of Ali as he talks to Frederica.
[12:07am] Aria: 1d20+6 beepboop
[12:07am] DiceMaid-9001: Aria, beepboop: 12 [1d20=6]
[12:08am] • Frederica lets out an "Eep" and regains her composure, shaking herself out of it. "Oh! I'm very sorry, sir, I'm just not used to going new places. I... did that person just....?"
[12:08am] Prince_Ali: "Yes, of course i am, now that being said, you are a really captivating one, perhaps have anyone said that to you first?"
[12:09am] Frederica: "No, ah, they... haven't."  Staaaare.
[12:09am] Prince_Ali: "Oh, it doesn't matter what those Paparazzi do, perhaps a congratulatory photo of the moment you accept my proposal for Marriage might be something good, my lady."
[12:09am] Beatrice: "Zis is rediculous," she says, watching this not-very-subtle courting as well.
[12:09am] Frederica: "I see.  I'm sorry, I didn't mean t- your proposal for what?"
[12:10am] Andromeda: Abe: "He's joking, girl. 's a joke."
[12:10am] • Aria whispers to Beats: "Pretty sure it's not a joke."
[12:10am] • Aria grabs Beatrice by the hand, and pulls her towards the seats, next to the tall quiet girl.
[12:10am] Frederica: "R... Right, I understand.  I'm sorry, I didn't get out much back home so I'm not... er, up-to-date on humor or pop-culture."  Cough cough.
[12:11am] Prince_Ali: "..."
[12:11am] Aria: "And what about you?"
[12:11am] Prince_Ali: "What do you mean, -joke-."
[12:11am] • Aria snaps a picture of Corinne's face from like 4 inches away. She thankfully turns off the flash.
[12:11am] Beatrice: "We aren't even on the island yet, just wah-" and she's pulled away.
[12:11am] Aria: 1d20+6 Faceshot
[12:11am] DiceMaid-9001: Aria, Faceshot: 8 [1d20=2]
[12:11am] Andromeda: "I mean wha?"
[12:11am] Prince_Ali: He has a really deadpan expression, still holding Frederica's hand. "A prince does not make trifle of such things, my lady."
[12:12am] • Frederica lets out a fake laugh and smiles in Ali's face. "You're pretty funny! I'm glad to know this school has such exciting people."
[12:12am] Frederica: "I'm certain.  And a... oh no, I don't know any jokes myself!  What am I supposed to, um..."
[12:12am] • Corinne stares up at Aria silently, stretching and clenching her fists in a vaguely intimidating manner.
[12:12am] Prince_Ali: "...Accept the proposal?"
[12:12am] Aria: "This is Beatrice, and I'm Aria and put your first down that's no way to make friends at your new school."
[12:13am] • Aria smiles :D :D :D
[12:13am] Andromeda: OH YEAH who has mans out.
[12:13am] • Aria has Oneirataxia and Siccity both out. Neira she's carrying around like a lazy puffball, Siccity is probably watching the ocean.
[12:13am] Corinne: "...I'm testing my wrap." she responds, before unwrapping it a bit and redoing it.
[12:13am] Frederica: "Right!  O great prince, I, um, hail from the isles of legend as the great dragon princess, and..."
[12:14am] • Prince_Ali looks a bit down after being shot like that. "Am i joking when i say you are a beautiful woman? No, i am just telling what comes from inside my heart."
[12:14am] Frederica: "... Is that really how it's supposed to go?  I'm, um, sorry I'm not very good at this."
[12:14am] Beatrice: Samedi would have been sitting close by, somewhere.
[12:14am] • Frederica lets out a giggle in desperation, still slowly pulling the hand away. "Oh, but you're a... beautiful... man... yourself!"
[12:15am] Prince_Ali: "Well i do know that!"
[12:16am] Beatrice: "You're a...boxer? Or..?" she watches Corinne wrap and unwrap the bindings.
[12:16am] Prince_Ali: "More than anyone, that is why i ask..." He gets his face closer to her, a few inches away from Wheels' lips. "Will. You. Marry. Me."
[12:16am] Andromeda: 1d100
[12:16am] DiceMaid-9001: Andromeda, 1d100: 45 [1d100=45]
[12:16am] • Corinne still has both pokemon in their balls. Aniki would probably offbalance the boat and Yatsu would probably get lost.
[12:16am] • Frederica just stares into his face and starts to mutter out a "Yes" in a manner much like the 'joking' he'd shown, before freezing up in a massive blush.
[12:17am] Frederica: "... Oh, I get it!  It's a school greeting, isn't it?"
[12:17am] Frederica: "Of course I'll marry you!  Let's become friends where you're here- I'm Frederica.  Frederica Rosalin."  Gripping his hand tighter, she shakes it with a smile.
[12:17am] • Prince_Ali kisses her at the same moment Frederica says yes.
[12:18am] Frederica: "I'd like to 'marry' some others whileMMPH"
[12:18am] Beatrice: "Did zey just-" She stares blankly.
[12:18am] Prince_Ali: When he pulls out. "Then it is done. We shall do the ceremony after graduation, my lady."
[12:18am] Beatrice: "Yes, zey did."
[12:18am] Frederica: "T-That was my first..."  Her hands approach her lips, with a blank stare.
[12:19am] Prince_Ali: "You are now Lady Frederica Al-Saachez, first Wife... Such an honor for someone who deserves it, my lady."
[12:19am] Frederica: ".. Oh dear Arceus, were you actually serious?"
[12:19am] Frederica: "Oh no, that wasn't what I meant when I- it's too early to- I mean I-"
[12:20am] Prince_Ali: "My Lady, you understand that you accepted a verbal contract, no?"
[12:20am] Andromeda: The teacher turns the boat a little. As it tilts, a Feebas pops up and squirts a jet of water directly at Ali's butt as he's still bent down, then submerges.
[12:20am] Aria: "Oh no!"
[12:20am] KamenWriter joined the chat room.
[12:20am] Frederica: "But it's a... I mean, I thought it was a school tradition, or a joke, or a..."
[12:20am] • Corinne finishes her wrapping and then cracks her knuckles. "...There..." she says in a quiet voice.
[12:20am] Aria: "Damnit I'm out of film, agh, why didn't he make a scene before I took a picture of shorty here!"
[12:21am] Prince_Ali: "What do you mean, that would be a really preposterous tradic-Uggah!" He leans forward after being hit by the water jet burying his face on Frederica's chest.
[12:22am] Beatrice: "I..." She just turns back to Corinne.  "But yes, you're a...martial artist?"
[12:22am] • Frederica lets out an enormous gasp! And in the act of, with the silly direction she had to face to talk to him to begin with, falls out of her seat in the process... and doesn't get up.
[12:22am] Frederica: "Get off!  ... Please, I mean."
[12:23am] • Prince_Ali lifts his face. "Good graces, this was quite ungentlemanly of me, this sort of stuff should be reserved for our Nuptials..."
[12:23am] Prince_Ali: He takes a look around. "...Then again we might find a place to them. Are there any private rooms here?"
[12:23am] Frederica: "W-Wait no, that's not what I mean at all!  Are you alright?"  One arm covers her chest in embarrassment while her eyes just look him over, worriedly.  They don't work together.
[12:23am] Corinne: "...Yes. You could say that" she says in response to Beatrice's question.
[12:24am] Andromeda: It's a kinda small boat.
[12:24am] Andromeda: There's A room but there are just other people in there.
[12:24am] Frederica: "Please, this isn't a time to be joking, that could have been dangerous..."  With a wince she tries to grab onto something to pull herself up, but it doesn't get anywhere.
[12:24am] Andromeda: Other people who are probably undergoing their own series of shenanigans as we speak! BUT THAT IS ANOTHER STORY
[12:25am] Cleff is now known as DamienLunas.
[12:25am] Prince_Ali: "Oh i am in perfect state, my lady, however if you are really that shy on the matters of carnal love, i must confess that it would my first time too."
[12:25am] You are now known as Mons.
[12:25am] Mons: Abe: "Someone punch the kid already. I can overlook it."
[12:27am] Frederica: "Alright.  But... please tell me you haven't done this to every girl on this trip."  Katawa's unmoving lets just sort of sit there in an unnatural-looking position while she tries to sit up, shooting the bishie a small glare.
[12:27am] Beatrice: "Tempting, Baron Samedi, shall we insist ze instructor?"
[12:27am] Frederica: 'Small,' as in, 'not openly hostile but still a little disappointed.'
[12:27am] Beatrice: 1d20 shadow punch at Ali :3c
[12:27am] DiceMaid-9001: Beatrice, shadow punch at Ali :3c: 1 [1d20=1]
[12:27am] Beatrice: (ahahahaha)
[12:28am] Prince_Ali: (...shadow punch does always hit though)
[12:28am] Beatrice: (yup.)
[12:29am] Prince_Ali: "Well, not already, i am going to work on it lat-*PUNCH'D"
[12:29am] Frederica: "... Oh dear."
[12:30am] • Prince_Ali is thrown to the side, his sparkles still glowing in front of Frederica as he reels to the side. "Ungah! Who dares to touch a Prince of Drapistan?" He releases a slithering serpentine Pokémon from a Pokéball, wrapping around him. "Kanako, to me!"
[12:30am] Beatrice: She approaches slowly, looking down to the girl on the ground. "Do you need assistance getting...back up?" She's got no clue how to phrase this.
[12:30am] • Frederica forces herself back into a seat with lots of effort, even if it's not the seat. Her look of disappointment is cast elsewhere. "Excuse me... even if he was being rude, that wasn't very nice."
[12:30am] Frederica: (NOPE NEVERMIND THAT)
[12:31am] Mons: Bestfish NOPE I'M SORRY HARDLY THE BEST FISH THIS ISN'T SCOOTS kinda hangs over the side. Milotics are big you know.
[12:31am] Aria: "But it WAS funny."
[12:31am] • Aria whistles.
[12:31am] • Beatrice just points at the Baron, a Spectreon that's following her along.
[12:31am] Aria: "Siiiiicccity! Pick her up."
[12:31am] Frederica: "Er... I... well... this is kind of embarrassing, sorry."  While NOT being in a seat, her shaky hand reaches up with a nod.
[12:31am] • Aria waits imperiously for the Croagunk to do her bidding.
[12:32am] Frederica: "But I think you should apologize to him."
[12:32am] Prince_Ali: "If i catch the bastard who..." He notices Aria and Beatrice. "...Were i killed by that punch? For i see a pair of delightful angels in front of me." *Sparkle*
[12:32am] Frederica: "... Unless he's an actor."
[12:33am] Mons: Abe ruffles through the logbook near him. "Ain't an actor."
[12:33am] Prince_Ali: "There are no need to apologies, and i am not an actor, my beautiful lady."
[12:34am] • Corinne stares at the ridiculous goings-on some more before sighing and standing up. She heads to a less populated part of the boat and starts going through some practice routines, mostly basic punches and kicks.
[12:34am] Frederica: "If you were an actor I would've complimented your ability... but, well, there's no need for violence, okay, everybody?"
[12:35am] Aria: "No, of course not. I'm Aria Melikos, nice to meet you, Prince of ... Drapistan was it?"
[12:35am] • Aria holds out a hand with her palm down, as befits a proper lady.
[12:36am] Mons: Puffball: <Douchebagistan!>
[12:36am] • Aria smooshes the puffball's face in with the other hand.
[12:36am] Beatrice: "Him. A prince." she raises her visible eyebrow.
[12:36am] Frederica: "A prince with... some sense of humor."
[12:37am] Mons: Pretty fluffy.
[12:37am] Mons: <AHAHAHAHA come on it was clooooose.>
[12:38am] Mons: AND CONSIDER WHEELS PICKED UP
[12:38am] Prince_Ali: "Am i to repeat myself? Am i to continue saying i am not jesting?" He lifts a hand to his face dramatically. "Oh, how i am going to survive being pelted with such criticism and hate, especially from adorable women? What have i done to the great Arceus to do this to me?"
[12:38am] Frederica: OKAY
[12:38am] • Aria >:Ts as her introduction is being ignored!
[12:38am] • Aria directs Siccity to drop Rica back in her chair though.
[12:39am] Prince_Ali: "A dusky beauty and a fair one, don't you judge me unfairly, for it is a royal way of speaking!" He says to Beato and Aria.
[12:39am] • Frederica tries her best to stifle a gasp, but it doesn't work. "Thank you. I'm sorry if that was too much trouble for you."
[12:39am] Beatrice: She shrugs and turns her attention to Frederica.  "and I am Beatrice.  Why you insist I must apologize to him is a mystery, however!"
[12:40am] Aria: "Guys, guys, guys. All's well that ends well right?"
[12:40am] Frederica: "Because, even if he was being rude, attacking somebody is never the answer.  But... Frederica Rosalin, if you missed it.  I'm a bit worried if every day's going to be this hectic, but... let's get along together, okay?"
[12:41am] • Aria puts an arm around Ali, and drags him over so she can put an arm around Beats as well.
[12:41am] Aria: "See? Fred here has the right attitude!"
[12:41am] Frederica: "Fr..."  Blank stare.
[12:42am] Beatrice: "...Fred?"
[12:42am] Aria: "That's her name isn't it? Frederica? Life's too short to be saying that name all the time, so Fred."
[12:43am] • Prince_Ali is still being held by the armlock, possibly enjoying himself. "Oh, Lady Beatrice and Lady Aria, your names show such an exotic charm that matches your radiances."
[12:43am] Mons: <She needs a little more chest hair to be a fred, I think.>
[12:44am] Frederica: "Hehe.  I'll take it.  I'm glad everybody's so energetic here."
[12:44am] Frederica: "But um... are you absolutely sure he isn't hurt?"
[12:45am] Beatrice: "If not, I could fix that."
[12:45am] Prince_Ali: "Am i hurt? Of course not, it would be unseemingly for a prince to be injured by something like that." He says while his mouth is bleeding profusely.
[12:45am] Beatrice: She seems a bit less excited about this group hug at the moment.
[12:45am] Aria: "You have more chest hair than he does honey, I wouldn't push the issue that way," Aria says smooshing the puffball's face again.
[12:46am] • Aria lets go of the group hug to properly smoosh.
[12:46am] Frederica: "I... I'm sorry to ask, but could one of you help me... erm, that way?"  She points off to the side somewhere, likely nearby the other seats.  After all she's sitting in a regular seat now, not the one with meditools in it- and that's a pretty bad idea overall.  "I might have something."
[12:47am] • Corinne finishes off her routine with a roundhouse kick, sighing gently at the end. With that, she walks to see the driver, apparently the teacher. "...Excuse me. Would I be allowed to release my pokemon for a bit of sparring...?"
[12:47am] Mons: "Go ahead. Prince Charming there didn't think twice flinging both his snakes all over the place."
[12:48am] Beatrice: (>snakes in the plural)
[12:48am] Beatrice: (dohohoho)
[12:48am] Frederica: (>Prince Charming)
[12:48am] Prince_Ali: (i'm not a lesbian1)
[12:49am] • Prince_Ali gives a small flick of the wrist to Kanako, pointing to the teacher. She gets sprayed by a stream of water on the face! (Fountain :3)
[12:49am] • Beatrice looks over to the wheelchair that Frederica is referring to, and telekinesis it over. "Zis is probably much easier."
[12:50am] Aria: ( did plut just spray a teacher in the face? D: )
[12:50am] Mons: (THe best teacher to spray)
[12:50am] • Aria seems genuinely shocked :O
[12:50am] Mons: Abe... doesn't even move. Isn't wet. Nothing happens.
[12:50am] Mons: Sucks it in like a sponge.
[12:50am] Aria: "Prince Ali what are you doing! This is out first day of - the hell?"
[12:50am] Frederica: "Thank you very much!"  With a polite gesture to 'Trice, she doesn't even give the telekinesis a second thought while hopping over into it and wheeling it toward the prince.
[12:51am] Mons: PERCEPTION~
[12:51am] Beatrice: 1d20+1 RUH ROH RAGGY.
[12:51am] DiceMaid-9001: Beatrice, RUH ROH RAGGY.: 4 [1d20=3]
[12:51am] Frederica: 1d20+6 HEY WHO WANTS A LMHYWT ON THIS?
[12:51am] DiceMaid-9001: Frederica, HEY WHO WANTS A LMHYWT ON THIS?: 10 [1d20=4]
[12:51am] Prince_Ali: "I am not going to accept such things from an unseemingly lady like that, my dear Aria!"
[12:51am] Beatrice: (obviously, I have a eyepatch penalty.)
[12:51am] Frederica: (TAKE IT)
[12:51am] Aria: 1d20+6
[12:51am] DiceMaid-9001: Aria, 1d20+6: 25 [1d20=19]
[12:51am] Prince_Ali: 1d20+2 aw shit
[12:51am] • Corinne turns and heads back to the slightly open area, before poking one of her pokeballs, sending out Aniki.
[12:51am] DiceMaid-9001: Prince_Ali, aw shit: 17 [1d20=15]
[12:52am] CounterBeard joined the chat room.
[12:52am] Mons: Aniki pops right in. <Ah! Good morning, sir! ...What's going on, sir?>
[12:52am] Frederica: "I-I'm very sorry, um..."  She takes this moment to realize she drifted off during the teacher's self-introduction, and feels terrible about it.
[12:53am] Corinne: "...We're on a boat. Would you like to spar, Aniki...?" she asks in a quiet tone of voice.
[12:53am] Mons: "Mr. Quench. Stupid name, yeah, but some say it's the origin of the word."
[12:54am] • Aria rubs her chin. "Interesting. Interesting indeed."
[12:54am] Mons: <Of course, sir! Are you sure people won't be hurt any, sir?>
[12:54am] Frederica: "I apologize, Mr. Quench.  If you're hurt, I'll help you after I see to his wounds... Mr. Prince, please stay still.  This is best for both of us."  The beast in the wheelchair approaches ominously, pressing a few buttons as compartments in the wheelchair open to reveal small syringes, bandages, et cetera.
[12:55am] • Beatrice starrres at murderchair.
[12:55am] Prince_Ali: "My beautiful angel, i shall be perfectly frozen for you to do any procedures you want."
[12:55am] • Prince_Ali holds Frederica's hand again. "Please, do your best.
[12:56am] Beatrice: "Is a lobotomy an option?"
[12:56am] Aria: "Or how about castr- oooh is she training?"
[12:57am] Frederica: She nods with a smile that's both wicked and angelic.  "I will.  Close your eyes," or at least, that's what she says, though it's increasingly difficult to do as comical gloved hands jump out of the wheelchair and grab him, forcing bandages onto the bleeding parts of his body.
[12:57am] • Aria skips off to observe Corinne.
[12:57am] Botherer is now known as Raphael.
[12:57am] Corinne: "Just ignore them, Aniki." she says, shaking her head before dropping into a combat stance.
[12:58am] Aria: "But Aniki! We want to be your friends, why would you ignore us?"
[12:58am] • Aria pouts and trails a finger down her face, as if tracing a tear drop.
[12:58am] Mons: The poor meatwall seems pretty confused. <F-friends, sir...? I'm sorry, sir, who is this? And, uh, what do you mean?>
[12:59am] Beatrice: "I can't watch zis anymore," seeing Frederica's grin, she wanders off a bit.
[12:59am] • Corinne sighs. "We're going to that academy. I thought I explained this..."
[12:59am] Prince_Ali: "Wha-Aaaargh!" Ali yelps while being manhandled by the wheelchair. "What in the seven hells is going on!"
[01:00am] Mons: <You did, sir, but you didn't say people would be talking to ME!"
[01:00am] Beatrice: She watches Corinne and Aniki from a distance, curious as well.
[01:01am] Corinne: "
[01:01am] Frederica left the chat room. (Ping timeout)
[01:01am] Frederica joined the chat room.
[01:01am] Corinne: "...Like I said, just phase them out...It's like mental endurance training."
[01:02am] Mons: <I, uh... are you sure, sir?>
[01:04am] Corinne: "Of course I am."
[01:04am] Frederica: "Calm down!  I told you I was treating your injuries, that's... exactly.. what... I'm... doing!"  And GRAB.  With a sigh of relief she pulls the hands back, patting down a pink bandage with a flowery bandage on his face.  "There we are.  How do you feel?"
[01:04am] Mons: <Alright, sir! I'm sorry other sir, I was ordered to ignore you!>
[01:04am] Aria: "But if you just ignore us, Miss Corinne, you're going to end up all alone! You don't wanna be a loser with no friends do you?"
[01:05am] • Aria smiles sweetly :)
[01:05am] Prince_Ali: "Oh my beautiful Angel i must say that i am entranced by your healing techniques."
[01:05am] Mons: <...Why does that smile make me feel kinda sad, sir?>
[01:05am] Prince_Ali: "Now, would you please... Put me on the floor?"
[01:06am] Frederica: "... You can open your eyes.  You've been on the floor."
[01:08am] Prince_Ali: "Oh well that was something i knew from the start!"
[01:08am] • Corinne groans. She turns to face Aria. "Please. I'm trying to practice."
[01:09am] Frederica: "If you don't mind me saying this, Mr. Prince, I think you'd be much less likely to get injured if you... didn't try to propose to people you've just met.  Promise me you'll be more careful from now on, alright?"
[01:09am] • Beatrice cringes at the cheesy lines from behind her. "Zis will be a long two years, Baron Samedi," she looks back to the water.
[01:09am] Mons: <Uh, excuse me sir, but couldn't she practice with us... sir?>
[01:09am] Aria: "Why, what an excellent suggestion Aniki!"
[01:09am] • Aria whistles.
[01:09am] Mons: AND MEANWHILE THE TEACHER ISN'T ACTUALLY MUTE "You sure he gets that, girl?"
[01:09am] Aria: "Siiiiiccciiiity!"
[01:09am] Prince_Ali: "Why should i? It was not you who hurt me, my beautiful wife!"
[01:09am] Mons: waddle waddle croak
[01:10am] Frederica: "Actually, Mr. Quench, I'm almost positive he doesn't."  She breathes a small sigh.
[01:10am] • Corinne siiighs.
[01:10am] Corinne: "Excuse me. Do you happen to be a martial arts master?" she asks Aria.
[01:11am] Aria: 1d100
[01:11am] DiceMaid-9001: Aria, 1d100: 70 [1d100=70]
[01:11am] Frederica: "But... I won't say I didn't expect eccentricity with I signed up for this school."  Giggle.  "In fact, I was always a little envious of the fun other children would have."
[01:11am] Aria: ( ffff dam you dicemaid )
[01:11am] • Aria lights up a bit as she tries to channel Siccity and fails.
[01:11am] Prince_Ali: "Also." He turns to Quench. "Shut up, Old man. You might be a teacher from whatever bumcrap school there is, but you have no rights to talk on my presence. Scram now."
[01:11am] Mons: Shrug croak.
[01:11am] Aria: "No, I'm something better. Damnit Siccity, hold still ... ahhh Neira, let me in!"
[01:11am] Mons: "Don't talk back to your teachers, kid."
[01:12am] Aria: 1d100 Oneirataxia
[01:12am] DiceMaid-9001: Aria, Oneirataxia: 49 [1d100=49]
[01:12am] Mons: He starts tilting the boat again...
[01:12am] Aria: ( Zorua has such a low Cap Rate ;_; )
[01:12am] Frederica: "I... I'm sure he means well, Mr. Quench.  Maybe it's... um, another tradition?"
[01:12am] Mons: A squirtle pops up and baps Ali in the same area this time.
[01:13am] Beatrice: "She probably is more interested in fighting you than your Siccity."
[01:13am] • Aria makes a note to get "Channel Friend" as soon as possible and shakes her head clear of the channeling-induced headaches.
[01:13am] Mons: <Uhm... I'm not sure, sir!>
[01:13am] Aria: "I thought she was barganining for both!"
[01:13am] Mons: <Mostly I just want to fight.>
[01:14am] Prince_Ali: "Don't let such an unrefined peasant take your time, my lady." He gets up and starts wheeling Frederica away from quench and near Aria and Beatrice.
[01:14am] • Aria strikes a cheesey kung-fu pose and smiles sweetly. "You ready?"
[01:14am] Mons: okay if you're actually gonna roll, split channels please
[01:14am] Mons: !dm9001 join #schoolgirlslapfight
[01:14am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, sure thing, boss! Joining channel #schoolgirlslapfight!
[01:14am] Frederica: Worried, she looks back after giving a polite - near-apologetic - gesture to the teacher.  "I'm a little worried.  If even the local Pokémon seem to dislike you so much, will you really be alright?"
[01:15am] Mons: Mr. Quench snickers in a rough way.
[01:15am] Prince_Ali: "Worry not, my beautiful Angel, i have Kanako and Sanae to provide protection to me. They are not only beautiful contest-winners but powerful bodyguards as well."
[01:16am] • Beatrice takes out a little sewing kit and gets to work on something, working deftly as Aria takes her stance.
[01:17am] Frederica: "I suppose.  I'm going to study to become a doctor, though, so I'd rather not be the the cause of su-" She suddenly notices the situation.  "Oh, I can actually move myself... but thank you."
[01:17am] • Corinne sighs. "Alright. Aniki, feel free to watch for now." she says, before turning to face Aria. "Since you're the challenger, i'll let you throw the first strike."
[01:17am] Aria: ( join the other channel, Corinne! )
[01:18am] Beatrice: "Zis is going to end in tears," she says while watching her work rather than the fight.
[01:19am] Prince_Ali: "Oh, such an lofty goal... Perhaps i shall have you be the court doctor when i take you back to my country, my Wife."
[01:19am] Frederica: "A job offer is tempting, but I'd prefer if you'd stop calling me that... please."
[01:21am] Frederica: "My name is Frederica.  Frederica Lumina Rosalin of Mirasol.  Even... 'Rica,' or 'Fred' like that other girl used would be just fine.  'Wife' makes me nervous, and I honestly don't understand your customs."
[01:23am] Prince_Ali: "I know your name, my beautiful Wife, am i not supposed to call you for what you are? Oh but i haven't even introduced myself by name to you!" He suddenly stops, holding his face with his hands in shame. "such a failure of mine!" He screams before turning back to her. "I am his Royal Highness, Prince Ali Al-Saachez Ibn Rashid, Prince of the Ancient Nation of Drapistan, Pearl of the
[01:23am] Prince_Ali: Desert, Empress of Countries, Birth of Civilization!"
[01:24am] Mons: 1d100
[01:24am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, 1d100: 39 [1d100=39]
[01:24am] Prince_Ali: He dramically lets his cape flutter while saying htat.
[01:24am] Mons: 1d109
[01:24am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, 1d109: 47 [1d109=47]
[01:25am] Mons: WELL
[01:25am] Frederica: "Then... I hope you don't mind if I call you 'Al.'  I'd like to be friends, but it'd be nice if you would calm your hormones a bit."  She has a hard time not chortling at 'Al,' so it comes out as a giggle.
[01:26am] Mons: A Phione oozes its way out of Mr. Quench's pocket and squirts water into the prince's open mouth this time. He quickly stuffs it back in.
[01:26am] Mons: "See, that one wasn't actually me."
[01:27am] • Frederica looks at him and gives an approving giggle. "There, that's much less worrisome. I.. am a bit bothered by the idea of violence being this common on school grounds, though. It isn't, is it?" She winces after a glance toward the spar over to the side.
[01:27am] Prince_Ali: *Gargles* "Oh for fuck's sake!"
[01:28am] Prince_Ali: "Gah! How ungentlemanly of me to use such wording."
[01:29am] Mons: "Oh, those kids? Nah, it's fine. 's a school for pokemon fights, I'm s'posed to allow that kinda stuff."
[01:29am] Prince_Ali: "*Ahem* Worry not, my Lady Frederica, there will be no need of yours to get involved on this 'violence'. I shall protect you as flesh of my flesh!"
[01:29am] Frederica: "I would say it's ungentlemanly of you to propose to random women on your first meeting, Al."
[01:29am] CounterBeard is now known as Felicia.
[01:30am] Frederica: "And... you don't have to worry about that.  My friends Signum and Shamal are more than ready in case a fight absolutely must happen... but I'd much rather stop as many as I can.  At least those that aren't friendly."  Even still, she's uncomfortable watching Arinne.
[01:32am] Prince_Ali: "And why shouldn't i search for women to marry, my lady? Is it not my duty as a royal to have a line of succession?" He looks in her eyes, probably leaving her a bit unconfortable. "Not to mention i am someone who has a love of beautiful things above all else. Beautiful Pokémon, Beautiful Clothes, Beautiful Art, Beautiful Wives, if i could have all of those who exist on this Earth..."
[01:34am] Garlyle joined the chat room.
[01:34am] Frederica: "Well, I... won't pretend you don't dress well, but at least where I come from marriage only happens between two people who spend a good deal of their lives together having loved each other very much.  Or... at least those who truly do believe they're in love, anyway, and if you don't mind me saying so, this has been anything but 'love at first sight.'"
[01:34am] • Felicia A blond girl in twinbraids and a fairly nice lavender blouse, and short tan skirt shuffles from the room. Her ridiculous heels making a clackclack as she walks. "Far to loud in there to even think. Hopefully it will be much quieter out here," she mumbles to herself pulling out a copy of A Tale of Two Skitties.
[01:35am] Beatrice: MEANWHILE, Beatrice is standing near the scuffle, sewing something as she watches.  Every now and then she winces from overhearing Ali's absolutely silly claims.
[01:35am] Prince_Ali: "And don't you think i don't love you?" He leans near Frederica and gives her a kiss on the cheek.
[01:35am] Frederica: "As a matter of fact, that's exactly what I think.  Can't we just be fellow students?"
[01:37am] • Felicia Stares openly at Ali and Rica, before blushing slightly and clacking down the way some. Hearing the noise at the front of the boat she stops dead in her tracks. "Why is it so loud?" She whines to herself some where inbetween the Slapfight and the Couple.
[01:38am] Frederica: "Oh!  I'm very sorry if we were bothering you, Miss," Wheels calls out, a bit ashamed.
[01:38am] Prince_Ali: "Are you... Wanting to leave me?"
[01:39am] Frederica: "P-Please stop that!  We were never together, we just met.  I'm sure we'll see each other in classes."
[01:39am] Beatrice: "Zey have ben going at it for a while," says the girl in the rhastafarian hat and bandaged eye.  "Zis isn't even ze worst."
[01:40am] • Felicia Peeks over her book to look at Trice "Why is he all wet? Or should I ohmy."
[01:40am] • Beatrice is also sewing little dolls, or at least it looks like that.
[01:42am] Prince_Ali: "...Waaah!" Ali runs away from Frederica, his arm covering his face.
[01:42am] • Felicia "I am amazed you can work with all of this going on around you. Oh, what a faux pas I should introduce myself," she closes her book before turning to Trice. "I am Felicia Jessica Thornebro-"
[01:43am] • Felicia Stares again as Ali runs away.
[01:43am] • Beatrice stares as well.
[01:43am] Frederica: "... I hope he doesn't get himself hurt again."
[01:43am] Beatrice: "...Zis is quite the boat trip.  I am Beatrice, Beatrice Fauxicore."
[01:44am] Felicia: "Nice to meet you Ms. Fauxicore. And yes. Yes it is. If it wouldn't offend may I ask what you are making?"
[01:44am] • Frederica wheels over to the two, with an apologetic look on her face. "Excuse me... I'm sorry if I'm intruding, but I want to formally apologize if we were bothering you. He was being a bit... forceful, but I'm sure his heart's in the right place. My name is Frederica Rosalin."
[01:46am] • Felicia Shakes her head "No, quite alright. It was just a bit of a shock really. Not used to walking into the middle of a lover quarrel."
[01:47am] Frederica: "A... Actually, this was the first time we've met."
[01:47am] • Felicia Blinks. Very slowly. "Yes. Quite the boat ride. What have I gotten myself into?" She mumbles, trailing off.
[01:47am] Beatrice: She holds up a completed doll.  It resembles the girl with the camera that just got punched.  "Um..." She's never actually had to explain this to people. "Voodoo dolls."
[01:48am] Felicia: "I. See. Well then. It looks very..Uh, accurate. Yes."
[01:48am] Frederica: "... I'm a little envious.  The other students seem to have great senses of humor," she muses at the mention of voodoo dolls.  Seriously?
[01:49am] Beatrice: "Not for gris gris, in zis case, for healing."
[01:50am] Beatrice: Annnd Aria just got the snot knocked out of her, so she winces a bit. "Oof, might not even need one for ze boxer."
[01:50am] • Felicia "Oh of course. Healing, yes. Voodoo healing," she slowly raises her book again only the top of her face showing.
[01:50am] Frederica: "Oh!  I see.  Then we have the same-"  Not like that goes far.  With a big wince, Wheels' wheels head straight over to the spar's direction.
[01:51am] Frederica: "Please wait!  Don't actually hurt each other!  ... Please?"
[01:51am] Felicia: "That looked decidedly painful."
[01:51am] Beatrice: "Tis much easier to mend zen curse," she shrugs, continuining on the other one.
[01:52am] • Felicia "I can understand that, I think. I always find it easier to make than destroy myself," she says as her eyes go back to her book.
[01:54am] • Beatrice walks over to Aria, holding the doll and a needle. "Try to stand still." Poke poke poke poke.
[01:54am] Beatrice: 4d12+48 ALL MY LIGHT HEALS :D
[01:54am] DiceMaid-9001: Beatrice, ALL MY LIGHT HEALS :D: 80 [4d12=11,4,7,10]
[01:54am] Prince_Ali: (Aria finished her fightan?(
[01:54am] Frederica: (I was doing that ;_;)
[01:55am] Mons: <It was fun, other sir!>
[01:55am] Aria: "Oh god what are you do- oh that feels good."
[01:55am] Beatrice: "Acupressure."
[01:56am] • Felicia "Even if there is no Arceus or Giritina, there is atleast there is Pokerider..." She mumbles before staring off at Trice and Aria. "Howdidthatevenwork?" She clacks over to investigate.
[01:56am] Frederica: "Excuse me!  Oh, pardon me- I'm sorry, I'm not trying to get in your way or anything, I just need to get through..."  Whatever kind of a crowd has amassed gets wheeled through, even if Trice managed to get there first.  "It's dangerous to do something like that, what if you needed serious medical attention?"
[01:56am] • Corinne sighs and cracks her knuckles. "Good job with that Karate Chop, Aniki."
[01:56am] Mons: Abe: "I'd get it covered."
[01:56am] Mons: <Yes sir!>
[01:57am] Beatrice: She looks at Felicia. "What I said earlier was no jest!"
[01:57am] • Aria rubs her bruised arm, and looks at this new short person.
[01:57am] Aria: "Oh, and who are you?"
[01:58am] Corinne: "Do you want to do anything else, Aniki? Or should I put you back in your ball?"
[01:58am] Felicia: "That is amazing. I have a few formulae to make salves and poultice but never do they work asquickly...I am Felicia Jessica Thornbrook. Yourself?"
[01:58am] • Frederica glares at Corinne, though worriedly so. Gloved hands holding bandages pop out of her wheelchair, forcefully applying some to the tall girl as she weels over. "Excuse me... please stay still, you're hurt."
[01:59am] Frederica: +h
[02:00am] Beatrice: "Well, ze brew works as well.  But...has side effects.  Ze Baron often adds his own ingrediants when I turn my back from ze cauldren."  She speaks as she watches her needlework, seems she has a lot of dolls to make.
[02:02am] Aria: "I'm Aria Melikos. Pleased to meet you."
[02:02am] • Aria extends a hand to Felicia.
[02:04am] • Felicia Extends her own after juggling her book a moment. "Likewise. I have to say I am suprised some one was so eager to battle before even getting to the campus. Though...I think your opponent had a bit of a...Weightclass on you. No offense of course."
[02:05am] • Aria flips her hair.
[02:05am] Aria: "None taken. I never thought I'd win anyway."
[02:05am] Aria: "Winning was HARDLY what that was all about."
[02:06am] Felicia: "Then why? If I may be so bold to ask."
[02:06am] Mons: <I, uh, not... sure, sir! Your choice!>
[02:06am] Frederica: The patching up supposedly happens in silence.  "Winning isn't as important as it is that nobody's seriously hurt."
[02:07am] Aria: "You may be so bold! But I'm also going to be bold enough not to answer."
[02:07am] • Aria winks.
[02:07am] Aria: "Anyway, what's your story? Why are you here? Daddy someone important? Test scores? Looking at you I'd say both."
[02:08am] • Corinne shrugs and returns Aniki.
[02:10am] • Felicia A smile tugs at the edges of her lips "Yes and no. I am here to find the nixt rising stars. Our generations geniuses and new champions. I will be the next CEO of Silph Co. Or I will grind them into the ground with my own company. Well. I will eventually."
[02:10am] Prince_Ali: Meanwhile, the Prince finally stops moping, wandering near where Beatrice is.
[02:11am] • Beatrice "Seems to be ze case for most here, non?" She's currently sewing a doll of Felicia, little red shoes included.
[02:11am] • Corinne rubs her shoulder a bit, stretching a bit. Then she sits back down. "Well, that was fun..."
[02:12am] • Frederica retracts the hands and bandages once they're finished patting Corinne all over. "There. I'm sorry for being so intrusive, but please try to be more careful if you're going to have friendly matches."
[02:12am] Corinne: "I didn't ask for the fight."
[02:13am] Aria: "Oh ho ho. Interesting. My daddy does most of Silph Co's international shipping and supplying~"
[02:13am] Frederica: "Then why do it?"
[02:14am] Corinne: "Because. She demanded it."
[02:14am] Frederica: "I'm sorry, I don't understand... couldn't you just say 'no?'  Either way, neither of you were seriously injured, but.."
[02:15am] Prince_Ali: "Oh such an accursed ship, such an accursed academy! Am i to be taken to a place with people who don't understand the meaning of beauty and tradition?"
[02:15am] Mons: "Naw, there's plenty of tradition."
[02:15am] Beatrice: She looks up as the prince approaches.  "It seems my priorities were wrong for zis."
[02:16am] Mons: "And beauty... well, look around you!"
[02:16am] Mons: "I'm sure someone from a nation like yours has a greater appreciation for all the ocean is and all it has in it, right?"
[02:16am] Mons: 1d100
[02:16am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, 1d100: 88 [1d100=88]
[02:16am] Frederica: (OH BOY HERE IT COMES)
[02:16am] Prince_Ali: "I am surrounded by beautiful women i must say! But don't they have it on consideration? Woe!"
[02:17am] Mons: An Omanyte slithers up and...
[02:17am] Mons: Pats Ali's foot.
[02:17am] Felicia: "Does he now? Most interesting I do have to admit international shipping is quite a feat."
[02:17am] Mons: Then squishes back down.
[02:17am] Beatrice: "Ze boy in the turban -may- propose to you, Felicia," just a fair warning.
[02:18am] • Corinne finally looks at Ali for the first time. "...What an odd hat..."
[02:18am] Ramiel joined the chat room.
[02:18am] Prince_Ali: "It's not odd, it is made of Silcoon silk, the best one!"
[02:19am] Aria: "I think he'd loaded. You should say yes."
[02:19am] • Frederica sighs, but is at least thankful her work is done. She now rides an innocent-looking wheelchair, remaining steady on the boat.
[02:19am] • Felicia Blushes taken aback "I-I have no plan to get married anytimesoon!"
[02:19am] Prince_Ali: He just kicks the Omanyte away, paying no attention on it. "And loaded, do you mean money? Ha, such trifling things are no matter."
[02:19am] Frederica: "That's a horrible reason to say yes... Then again, 'I thought he was an actor' isn't much better," comes a voice from behind the clique.
[02:20am] Prince_Ali: He turns to Felicia. "Why wouldn't you? You are a charming person indeed, and it would be an honor to have you on my menagerie!"
[02:20am] Mons: "You sure that's the right word?"
[02:21am] • Beatrice starts sewing a little man in a funny hat.
[02:21am] KamenWriter left the chat room. (Ping timeout)
[02:21am] • Corinne shakes her head in trained disgust at the mention of marriage.
[02:21am] Frederica: "... I was just about to apologize for misunderstanding your feelings, Prince Al."  Of course, Rica shoots up a face that says 'die, you lecher' toward him, however much she wishes not to be doing so.  Fury, hath, hell, no, etc.
[02:22am] Aria: "Oh you're eaves dropping on ladies now, oh my Prince? Not very gentlemanly~"
[02:22am] Prince_Ali: "Royalty is above such human customs!"
[02:23am] • Felicia Shakes her head profusely "No. I will not be part of anyones menagerie!"
[02:23am] • Beatrice holds up the doll and needle. "Shall I?"
[02:23am] Frederica: "He'll deal enough damage to his own heart in his own time, I think."
[02:25am] Garlyle is now known as Revas.
[02:25am] • Felicia Nods to Rica "I think you may be right. I just wish he wouldn't wound himself on me."
[02:26am] • Corinne is glad that he's seemed to ignore her so far as she rewraps her handwraps.
[02:26am] Frederica: "Well, it... could be that he's just misunderstood."  Her eyes flood with guilt.
[02:27am] Prince_Ali: "Gah! To think there are such difficult maidens. I am a man who enjoys a challenge, but this is too much!" The bishie sparkles dim in shock.
[02:28am] Felicia: "He has asked not one but apparently two young ladies to marry him in the span of a single hour. I think he may be either an idiot or very very confused."
[02:28am] Beatrice: She pokes the little doll's hat. (Pyrokinesis, poof :3)
[02:28am] Frederica: "Excuse me..."  Wheels wheels her wheels out past the crowd, guiltily.  "I truly am sorry for trampling on your feelings, Prince... your traditions are just so diff-" Sniff sniff.  What's that smell?
[02:29am] Prince_Ali: (two?)
[02:29am] Beatrice: (your turban -may- or may not be on fire.)
[02:29am] Corinne: "...Maybe if you sit down and don't talk for a while, that will make them warm up to you."
[02:29am] Felicia: (Felicia totally thought Ali asked her.)
[02:31am] Prince_Ali: "If you were sorry you would have accepted me!" He takes a look above after sniffing fire and just sighs. "Kanako..." The Milotic shoots a smaller jet of water on it, dousing the turban but making it look all sloppy and funky.
[02:32am] Mons: It isn't all THAT bad, pretty good timing all told.
[02:32am] Beatrice: (aw :<)
[02:32am] Beatrice: "Rats." :T
[02:32am] • Felicia Looks at Trice "Did you..?"
[02:33am] Aria: "Oh my god let's be best friends."
[02:33am] Frederica: "It's... not normal to 'accept' strangers, I was lost and confused.  Truth be told I'm still hardly convinced that you're not an actor."
[02:34am] • Aria says looking at Beats with awe and admiration.
[02:35am] Prince_Ali: "Gah, why would you refuse, anyway? I know i am not repellant, that is for sure. Or do all beautiful girls here are cursed with terrible taste?"
[02:35am] Beatrice: She puts the doll away. "Mayhaps I gave an incomplete introduction? Pardon, zen.  I am from Darkfeather City, my mother is the gym leader zere, and my family a long history of...how do you say...witches."
[02:36am] Frederica: "I... already told you, marriage doesn't work that way here."
[02:37am] • Corinne shakes her head. "I've seen worse looking men. Not that it matters."
[02:37am] • Beatrice nods at Aria. "If zat is your wish."
[02:38am] • Felicia Smiles wolfishly "Interesting. This school has such a group of unique students."
[02:39am] Aria: "I'll give you an 8 out of 10, but I couldn't let my last name because 'Sadcheese'"
[02:39am] Aria: become*
[02:40am] Frederica: "Regardless, we're going to be classmates either way.  Let's at least do our best in our studies together, alright?"  A genuine smile shoots toward the prince, with a tiny nod.
[02:40am] Prince_Ali: "It's not spelled that way for-!"
[02:41am] • Aria pats Ali mournfully. "But that's what it sounds like, dear friend."
[02:42am] Beatrice: "Well, zis school is for ze best, non?" she says to Felicia.  "Well, zat and ze rich, it seems."
[02:42am] • Frederica wheels away, toward a certain somebody else. "Excuse me, Mr. Quench! If I'm not bothering you, I want to say thank you very much for driving; I was worried the boat might rock or tip so I'd have trouble not sliding, but you've done a great job. I'm glad I was worried for nothing."
[02:43am] • Corinne sighs and pulls her legs up onto the chair, resting her head on her knees. She intends to take a nap, or something.
[02:43am] Mons: "I do this every month or so, no problem."
[02:43am] Mons: "Considered having the exam once or twice on a lighter load."
[02:43am] Frederica: "... The exam?"  Her head tilts to the side, even if she knows she'll regret not pretending to be aware.
[02:44am] Frederica: "As in... that exam?"
[02:45am] Prince_Ali: "...I... I won't take this sort of condenscension, not even from a woman!" He grabs Aria's arm and stares her.
[02:45am] • Felicia Raises a brow at Trice "I suppose so. I am unsure who belongs to which to be honest."
[02:45am] Mons: "As in one of the monthly exams that work up to graduation."
[02:46am] • Aria raises an eyebrow at Ali and smiles, not pulling her arm away. "My my, my prince, you must be careful how you touch a lady."
[02:46am] Kaingaskhan left the chat room. (Ping timeout)
[02:46am] Frederica: "Oh, I see!  Then, if you're one of the faculty... I hope we'll get to meet often once classes start."
[02:47am] Mons: "...What were you doin' when you got on?"
[02:47am] • Beatrice watches where this is going with Ali and Aria. "One has to admire his persistance, at least."
[02:47am] Jewel joined the chat room.
[02:48am] Frederica: "Well, er... I sort of got lost in my studies..."
[02:48am] Prince_Ali: "Oh, should i? Perhaps let me show you how you should be touched then~" He leans closer and kisses Aria on the lips.
[02:49am] Mons: "Long as you sleep here and not in class."
[02:49am] Aria: 1d20
[02:49am] DiceMaid-9001: Aria, 1d20: 3 [1d20=3]
[02:49am] • Aria flails around ineffectually.
[02:49am] Frederica: "Oh, no, no!  I was just nervous, is all.  And after all that's happened already, it's a bit worrisome how hectic things may become."
[02:49am] Aria: "THAT WAS SUBTEXT FOR 'YOU HAVE TWO SECONDS TO LET GO OF MY ARM BEFORE I RIP IT OFF'!"
[02:49am] Beatrice: "Shall I handle him?" she looks to Aria's flailing.
[02:50am] • Aria is suddenly ARIADEMON
[02:50am] • Prince_Ali lets Aria go and heads to Beatrice!
[02:50am] Frederica: "... Please tell me 'students killing each other' isn't a common happening."
[02:51am] • Felicia Can't help but snicker.
[02:51am] Beatrice: "Oh no you do not," she twirls her arms as firey lasso flies at Ali.
[02:51am] Beatrice: 1d20 fire spin, ac4!
[02:51am] DiceMaid-9001: Beatrice, fire spin, ac4!: 4 [1d20=4]
[02:51am] Beatrice: 1d4+1 turns!
[02:51am] DiceMaid-9001: Beatrice, turns!: 4 [1d4=3]
[02:51am] • Aria fumes and starts planning OPERATION CURDLE THE SADCHEESE
[02:52am] Beatrice: 1d12+6+16 damage >:V
[02:52am] DiceMaid-9001: Beatrice, damage >:V: 28 [1d12=6]
[02:53am] • Frederica sighs and reaches into a small pouch, letting out a pure white Dratini who... somehow manages to come out curled up in her lap, as silly as it looks. Stroking its head Wheels lets out a worried glance. "Signum? Please help keep watch for serious injuries, if you wouldn't mind."
[02:53am] Mons: "Look, kids, just calm down."
[02:54am] Felicia: "I think I am going to go with very stupid and very confused. Poor idiot."
[02:54am] Mons: "Let the fire go away, I don't wanna have to concern anyone with anything--and hey, look! We're almost here!"
[02:54am] • Prince_Ali is burnt alive. "Gah! Feisty aren't you!"
[02:54am] Mons: Mr. Quench starts pointing and OH LOOK AT THAT
[02:54am] Frederica: "... I can't help but feel partially responsible for this."
[02:54am] • Aria suddenly forgets all about being angry and looks out. "Ooooh the island! Guys ignore the Sadcheese and come look!"
[02:54am] Beatrice: She then holds her two hands to her side, as shadowy orbs float near her hands. "Fine, take a step closer, 'Prince,' you shall regret it."
[02:54am] Prince_Ali: "Why are all women here such Tsunderes! Gwaaah!"
[02:54am] Beatrice: She dismisses the fire spin.
[02:54am] Mons: You are indeed approaching the island, wow it's been a while. In fact, the sun has started to set.
[02:55am] • Felicia Rushes to see the island as they get closer.
[02:55am] Mons: There's a good quiet moment as everyone on the boat watches and goes "whoooaaa..."
[02:55am] • Frederica pushes some buttons and healing hands start forcefully reaching for Ali to manhandle him some more as the wheelchair-rider herself watches the sun set on her own, not even paying attention to whatever reaction he may have.
[02:55am] • Corinne sighs. "God! Will you just sit down, you idiot! Stop trying to grope and kiss people for a few minutes! I'll even talk to you, okay? Just stop causing fights, okay?"
[02:56am] • Corinne rubs her head for a moment. One thing she's always hated was watching OTHER people fight.
[02:56am] Mons: ...And as Aria, Felicia, Beatrice and Rica all immediately dissappear from existence, blinking out before any can say another word.
[02:56am] Mons:  /session