Dashingly Dense

Post#:
23730303

Pic related:
https://derpibooru.org/903602

>Dash is trying to drop hints that she is preggers
>Soarin/Anon/whoever pregged her up is too thick in the head to pick them up

>quoted pic related
>Dash is stitting on the bed
>she overexageratedly puts on her reading glasses
>"Time to read up on something that is going it be relevant very soon!"
>"Staying informed is very important nowadays, good for you, Dash!"
>her face scrunches for a sec, then she loudly clears her throat to get attention, lifting the book slightly so the title of it can be more easily seen and smiling at her partner
>"Oh, pregnancy, huh? Why are you reading about that? Does one of your friends start to plan a family? I always assumed Fluttershy was the family-typ-"
>"Oh by Celestia's big round suns, just get over here and rub my tummy you idiot!"
>she rolls over, putting away the book and glasses and exposing her just barely rounded tummy
>her partner begins to rub her belly, abruptly pausing for a moment
>"Wow, Dash..."
>"Yeeees...?"
>"...did you gain weight?"