the clown bunker

my shrekels - 05/06/2016
you guys i had another weird fuckin dream
and it was one of the shitty ones where you jolt awake
squawk rockets - 05/06/2016
o
my shrekels - 05/06/2016
i was workin in like... a sevvie or somethin
or some kind of gas station
and i'm just mindin my own business
and all the other employees are talking about some kind of raid
so ofc i assume the bug killer and go on with my day
and then i look up and there's a bunch of fucking clowns in the parking lot
squawk rockets - 05/06/2016
....i
my shrekels - 05/06/2016
and the clowns are fucking everyone up and the employees have all scrambled
and this one guy he tells me, get in the back we're going to the bunker
squawk rockets - 05/06/2016
a clown bunker
my shrekels - 05/06/2016
so ofc i'm like 'shit i gotta get to the bunker' but then the clowns break in
so i end up getting chased down a hallway to an elevator by a really big mean fat clown
but he like caught up to me so as i'm making a dive for the elevator he takes a swing with his cartoonishly large mallet
and so then i woke up
squawk rockets - 05/06/2016
that was a fucking adventure of a dream
my shrekels - 05/06/2016
i know
squawk rockets - 05/06/2016
i like how this sevvie has a bunker specifically for clown raids
as if that happens so often
that it needs one
my shrekels - 05/06/2016
i want to know the story behind that
why do they have a clown bunker
did they build it in case of hilarocaust
squawk rockets - 05/06/2016
;'dkj'dsfs'
my shrekels - 05/06/2016
is this clown gang just bad enough to warrant one
i want to know