Sylums day

6:00 am: wake up, flop out of bed, look out the window too see Kaiju petting Fido, he's the only one bigger than Fido, kinda scares me. open door, see ForgeMaster drunk off his ass. No surprised. See the Druggie next too him, on the edge of OCDing, again, not surprised.

7-8:00 am: Breakfast time, see Sugar alone, no food, time to flirt, see Sly walking towards her, tell him to see Eridana, he says shes in the shower, I tell him that Eridana species is entering matting season, he drops the plate, runs off. I walk off to Sugar, alarm goes off, "Sylum, MGFY, and F021 report for training. Fuck.

9-1:00 Training, hard, annoying, MGFY justs sits back and watch, like the dick he is. After training I go back to my room, I turn the corner to see Slyme, with a slap mark indented on his mask, MGFY counting money, and Hatemonger, just, being Hatmonger. Slyme points towards me, then MGFY, and Hatemongor roars. Oh Shit.

2:00 Shit. Shit. Shit, Hatemongers chasing me, hard to run with only arms. Pass window with Chopette looking out it, as I pass I hear a crash and a scream. I'm sure shes fine. I run into a emergency bomb shelter. Shut the door behind me so hatemonger can't get in. Find Forgemaster and Druggie, drunk and high respectively. Borrows Forges phone, calls up Sunshine, he's looking for a new stuffed animal, last one head popped off. Ask him to rip open a hole from emergence bunker 6-42 to him. He does it, we spend a few hours joshing around.


8-10:00 can't go back to headquarters, I hear Hatemonger roaring, crashing windows, I think I herd Chopette get thrown out a window again. go to Breakdowns zeppelin, tell him what happens and he lets me and Sunshine spend the night.