Partial Possession Chungus Chapter 7

>"Are you okay, Anon? You don't have more people in your head, do you? I know how tough that can be."
"I swear half the horses in this town have stands."
>Fluttershy sat next to her, sighing and leaning forward on the table. "Yes. Please don't take anything Anon says to heart, he's trying to be good."
"That's very patronizing, Fluttershy. I like that. I like the cut of your gib."
>She weakly smiled to you, no doubt reconsidering her life choices. You sit down too, placing your hoof on hers. Her smile grows a little larger
"Pinkie, we've been talking, and we have decided that it's time to tell you, I'm pregnant."
>Her smile vanishes. "Wait, what?"
"With a insect."
>Pinkie tilts her head. "Hmmmm?"
"And he wants to be your boyfriend."
>Fluttershy's face falls to the table, and Chungus sighs.
>If it worked in Twilight, it'll work here.
>'What worked in Twilight?!' Chungus asked, horrified
'It's a joke about this shitty romance nov--oh god damnit. I trained myself to compartmentalize those words seperately so hard and you fucking ruined it.'
>You drop your head too, landing on your chin.
"Son of a bitch. Everything backfires on me. But no matter how I look at it, it's not my fault."
>"It's entirely your fault." He placed his hoof on the bridge of your nose.
>For a few moments, the table is quiet, Pinkie continuing to write on her papers without barely looking, still paying attention to you
"So anyways what I'm saying is that there's another person inside me, a Changeling, and we're going to try and give him his own body, but he'll need a place to stay until he's on his hooves. He needs someone to care for him, to make sure he's well fed, and I brought it to you because you're good at making new friends."
>Pinkie nodded. "Of course, I'll find a place for him! You shoulda just asked, silly!"
>Chungus made your jaw drop, and Fluttershy raised her head, looking to you.
"You guys realize I did actually have a plan, right? I was just fucking around."


>Fluttershy shook her head. "No, but I suppose I should have trusted you more. Still, I would like you to tell me about these things in the future."
"Fiine, but only if you're not the target of my lies."
>Pinkie moved her papers to the side and took a sip of her drink. "So, Mr. Changeling, what's your name?"
>Your eyes glistened, tears starting to form. "Truly? You truly want to know my name? My real name?"
>She nodded. "Or a nickname, if you're more comforta--"
>"NO!" He shouted, drawing the attention of a few customers. "No, I...Sorry."
>His muscles were still tense, waiting for you to interrupt. You didn't.
>"I...My name is..." He sighed and relaxed. "Fuck it. My name's Chungus."
"Pfffft"
>You cover your mouth, containing a giggle. He lowered his ears. "Changeling instinct. I've already internalized my disguise name too deeply."
>She grins and offers a hoof, Chungus reaching out and shaking it. "That's okay, Chungus! Whatever makes you comfortable, new bestest buddy!"
"I thought the other five girls were your best buddies, Pinks."
>She gasped and shook her head. "Nonono! They're my bestest best friends! That's entirely different from buddies or chums or pals!"
>Fluttershy scooched closer to you. "It's true, she has a whole system, to make everyone sound important."
>"That's because everyone is, Flutterwutters!"
>Chungus smiled, the most rare occurance aside from Twilight being competent. "That sounds wonderful, Pinkie Pie."
'Fucking cornbread sucking uncle tom muthafuckin race traitor.'
>'Suck it, Anon.'
'Wow, gay.'
>'I told you, I'm not a woman.'
"You--"
>You stop, realizing the conversation exited your head.
'Fuck you, Chungus.'
>'Oh, did I hit a nerve?'
'I'm not--'
>'I should get Rainbow in on this.'
"Fluttershy, Pinkie, quick, the lazy susan of fate is turning once more!"
>Fluttershy simply stared back, still a gentle expression on her face. "You brought this on yourself, Anon."
"Damn. It's hot when you go doomsayer."




>Pinkie had nearly dragged you up to her room, showing Chungus around. "What's your favourite color, Chungus?"
>"Chartreuse."
>"I'll have to ask Rarity what exactly that is later." She giggled. "Oh! We can play all sorts of games! I got a bunch of new board games from a traveling toy merchant!"
"The amount of gypsies you know and/or are is disturbing."
>"But they have so much cooool stuff!"
>"I would be honored to join in bonding rituals."
>God, it's like being stuck with the fat autistic girl and the pre-school-shooter. And the only thing that pisses you off about it is they're loving it.
>You wish Fluttershy was here.
>You hand over control to Chungus and retreat in your mind, deciding to think things over while he's busy for once
>Most of the time is just spent rerunning Kung Pow in your mental eye while you're sitting in your mental armchair, but occasionally introspection
>It'd be nice to get these reactions out of people more often. It feels surprisingly good to actually make people happy.
>After a while, Pinkie concludes the tour. "Alright, I have to get back to work now! I can't wait for you to be you, though!"
>Chungus waved, and she waved back, both of you walking out. He took a deep breath of the fresh air and let the breeze flow through your mane
'Heyyy, looks like sourpuss is coming to grips with the Literal Heaven we exist in.'
>'Yeah, actually. This is pretty good.'
'Yeah, well now we're in the dire straits of shit.'
>'Why?'
"Because now I'm bored."
>A feeling of intense dread washes over you.
>You would get a krazy straw and slurp it if you could
>And you will.
>Nature finds a way.



'Aw, don't overreact now. I'm not going to ruin your day. I'm just bored.'
>He took a deep breath. 'Okay, what do you want to do?'
'What about that new Dragon Ball movie?'
>'I'm not into bipedal porno, man.'
>You snicker, and start aimlessly walking.
'Nah, it was a show back where I lived before I died. Man, I kind of regret not living long enough for that to come out.'
>'Couldn't you have just floated in the theatre and watched it that way?'
>Shit.
>'What?'
>Alright, time to divert his
>'You're not really going to be able to divert my attention now'
>Holy shit he's
>'Reading your mind before you think it, yes, it's a changeling thing, minor telepathy to read surface thoughts. Guess it got amplified by sharing minds.'
'Man, that's op as fuck.'
>'Not really. It's pretty difficult to read earth pony minds, almost impossible for a trained unicorn. It's mostly to communicate with other undercover agents.'
'Wait, what about pegasai?'
>'They're kind of meatheads.'
'I fucking knew it.'
>'Let's not get diverted though.'
>He's good. Too good.
'I'm just not where I came from. Same deal as you.'
>'No, it's not the same way, and I know it.'
>Shit, how did he kn--I can't believe I fucking fell for that.
>He smiled. 'You're pretty good too. Not good enough though.'
'You've been doing this all this time, haven't you?'
>'Actually not really. This whole thing has been messing with my head. It's still kind of hard to read you when you aren't thinking too hard. Which is always.'
>You're gonna let that one slide. Mostly because it's true.
'Look, where I come from, you get assaulted by information every second. Occasionally Lovecraftian. There comes a time where you have to just stop giving a fuck.'
>You stop, and look at the ponies passing by
'Probably why I'm so maladjusted here. Chungus, I want you to teach me to care about things.'
>'No.'
'You're at least 5 percent as unhelpful as Twilight right now, Chunghole.'




>'You've been evading my question, though. Why are you so far away from your place of origin? Your home?'
'I dunno.'
>
>You shrug, and keep walking.
>He smiled again. 'I thought you were evading my question. You actually don't know.'
'What, does that surprise you now? I thought you were reveling in how stupid I am.'
>'No. I just like how one dimensional you are.'
'You're literally fucking two dimensional, don't pull that shit on me.'
>'No--What? No. I mean you're genuine. Even when you're lying it's really easy to tell. So it's nice to know I can trust you, is all.'
'Yeah, I can see you getting some trust issues, living in a society based entirely on lies. Lies and flies. That's what we should call your new fast food joint.'
>You stopped.
"Holy shit I'm a genius."
>You turn, seeing Diamond Tiara sitting on a bench.
"Tell your dad, before he pulls an Edison, I know my rights."
>She blinked, looking to the other fillies she was just talking to. "I, I need an adu--"
"And I need a well written minor antagonist but we can't all have what we fucking want, Diamond Tiara!"
>You huff and continue walking.
>'You really, REALLY shouldn't cuss at children so much.'
'So you agree there should be some cussing at children.'
>'Yeah, sometimes the little shits deserve it. To be honest, the more I think about it, the more she looks like she deserved it.'
>You nod, deciding halfway through an intersection to turn left.
>'So, where did you live?'
'Inside Celestia's vagina.'
>
'Crawled right up in there. It was hell getting all the supplies for the two story condo I built.'
>'You're sick. Like, genuinely of poor condition. In need of help.'
'At least I didn't ACTUALLY do that. You know. Like how you actually tried to mind-rape her.'
>'Point taken. Fine. But just because I'm as bad as you doesn't mean you're okay.'



'Heh, yeah well, buddy, when you grow some ovaries, maybe you'll be man enough to accept that--'
>'Shit, we got off topic, no, I'm restarting this. Where did you live before you died?'
'Don't just act like you can press the reset button on my feelings!'
>You tilt your head.
'Although since I'm a woman now I guess you actually can.'
>'You used to be male?!'
'I don't know how many years I've got in Equestria, Chungus. I'm gonna get reeeal weird with it.'
>'No, I'm not judging, I just...I didn't think anyone else did that.'
'Gay, Chungus. That's fucking gay.'
>'You are gay! You have a girlfriend!'
'Just because she's my girlfriend doesn't mean we're gay.'
>'It's pretty gay stuff.'
'You're acting like you think we're lewd.'
>'Oh come on. You two must have done something that generated enough love to revive me.'
>You stop dead in your tracks.
>A pony walks into you, not ready for the sudden stop
>You don't even budge.
>He comes around, a angry frown on his face. He's saying something to you, but you don't hear it.
>Your eyes still focus into nothing in particular in front of you
>Chungus tries to take control, but he can't. 'What the hell is wrong with you?!'
'Chungus. I think I'm your undead mother.'
>'What?'
'I'm literally pregnant. With you. From gay sex.'
>His mind slowly turns to white noise, the color draining from your vision.
>The next thing you notice, you're still standing in the same spot, Twilight, Pinkie, Rainbow, and Flutters standing in front of you.
>The sky is orange, slowly darkening.
>"I don't think she can hear us, Dash. She's been like this for hours." Twilight said.
>"Pshh, yeah, he's probably just faking!"
>Pinkie tilted her head. "I'm confused. Is Anon a boy or girl?"
>Fluttershy leaned away with an uncomfortable look.
>You turn your focus to Chungus.
'We will never speak of this to anyone.'
>'Affirmative.'
>You turn around, in one fluid motion, and start walking back to the cottage.
>"Finally!" Twilight breathed out. "I cured her! That last spell must have had a delayed onset!"
"Fluttershy, we're going home."
>"O-okay, Anon!" She jogged to catch up with you, shrugging to the others.
"Fluttershy, remember to put ectoplasmic condoms on your next shopping list."
>"WHAT?!"