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- >Day hypnosis in Equestria.
- >You are Anon.
- >Currently residing in Twilight's grand library.
- >Stupid castle and it's seemingly endless corridors.
- >Anyways, you're scrounging for a book.
- >A book that will finally end the repetitious chore you deal with everyday.
- >Her.
- >"Looking for a book, Anon?"
- >A familiar voice rips you from your monologue.
- >Twilight's voice almost makes you jump.
- "Uh, I'm looking for a book about..."
- >Fuck, this may sound bad.
- "I'm looking for a book about hypnosis, you know anything good, er, informative?"
- >Twilight's smile didn't dim, though a look of confusion did cross her face.
- >"You want a spell book? I thought humans weren't magical, right?"
- "That's right. I just need it for..."
- >"I-is hypnosis your fetish, Anon?"
- >...
- >Well, at least now you don't have to answer Twilight's question.
- "Hello to you too, Fluttershy, and n-"
- >Wait.
- >This could work.
- "Congratulations Fluttershy. You finally got me. Hypnosis is my fetish."
- >Her eyes widen in a mix of shock, surprise, and elation.
- >"Twilight, do you have any books on hypnosis?"
- >Twilight now looks very confused.
- >"Um... did you just ask Anon what his fet-"
- "Oh no Flutts, you got me all wrong."
- "My fetish is hypnotizing people, or in this case..."
- >You lean in to her ear.
- >Time to seal the deal.
- "You~."
- >A fine mist of sexual horse pheromones fill the room.
- >AKA: Fluttershy just totally squirted on Twilight's carpeted library floor.
- >Said mare's face is hard to read at this point.
- >The only thing you're picking up is unbridled rage.
- >Huh.
- >Twilight quickly magicked the two of you out of her castle, yelling Spike's name.
- >Lel.
- >Luckily for you, you got your book.
- >The old tome is titled 'Hypnosis for Fags.'
- >Fits the ticket.
- "Alright Flutterbutt, we should head back to my place."
- >A squee is your response.
- >Today is gonna be a good day.
- >Today is a bad day.
- >You are Anon.
- >The hypnosis...
- >"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
- >While chanting, a bat flew into the room and tripped up your rhyme, causing you to say "bat" instead of "fuck off forever you crazy rapist."
- >"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
- >You could leave her like this, but the thought of a bat Fluttershy stalking you is a bad thought.
- >She is also flying around the room while screaming, knocking your shit over.
- >Your ears may be bleeding at this point too.
- >You need to try again.
- >Attempt number two has also failed.
- >Fluttershy now believes she is a stallion.
- >You have been overpowered.
- >Luckily, a vase Flutterbat had knocked over was near you.
- >Fluttermale is now unconscious.
- >And bleeding.
- >Trial and error.
- >Attempt number five.
- >The book suggests reading the original hypnotic phrase backwards to make Fluttershy act opposite of her usual self.
- >You see no possible way for this to turn out wrong.
- >"A-anon...?"
- >Time to see if it worked.
- "Yes, Fluttershy?"
- >"What the fuck am I doing in your house? I fucking hate you!"
- >You jump from your chair a do a victory dance, but Fluttershy quickly kicks your shin.
- "Hey! What the fuck?!"
- >Fluttershy gives a triumphant smile.
- >"Whoops, sorry fag."
- >"If you'll excuse me, I'm off to report you to the authorities for kidnap, and to beat up some small defenseless animals, enjoy incarceration, dick."
- >She walks out of your home with her nose to the sky, purposefully knocking into ponies.
- "What a bitch."
- >...
- >Fuck that's hot.
- Fin.
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