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  1. ----------QUICK RUNDOWN-----------
  2. >Rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
  3. >In contact with aliens
  4. >Rumoured to possess psychic abilities
  5. >Control france with an iron fist
  6. >Own castles and banks all over the world
  7. >Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
  8. >Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
  9. >Own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
  10. >Published theoretical physics papers in scientific journals over 200 years ahead of their time. Scientists are still unable to understand the complexities of their research.
  11. >First designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
  12. >Both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
  13. >Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
  14. >These are the Bogdanoff twins
  15. >They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
  16. >You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
  17. >The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
  18. >They learned fluent French in under a week
  19. >Saved Europe from destruction with a single phone call
  20. >Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
  21. >The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
  22. >God was challenged by the Bogdanoffs and lost
  23. >Bogdanoffs replace the fabric of the cosmos with high-energy Boggs Hison particles
  24. >they break the maximum entropy state, giving birth to the Big Bog
  25. >universe is separated into 7 layers of information
  26. >we only have access to the first layer, and have only heard about 4
  27. >first dinosaur bones were found by the Bogdanoffs
  28. >managed to build the first quantum computer, which they sold to only a handful of trusted members of the Bogda Council
  29. >they travel through the nonlinear arrow of time to clean the layers from time to time
  30. >in control of butterfly effect and string theory
  31. >able to open and close the tectonic plates at any time
  32. >kickstarted Project Manhattan
  33. >own almost all the satellites that circle Earth
  34. >host intelligence olympics every century. Albert Einstein was the last competitor and was never seen again
  35. >scientists from all corners of the world warn against the unpredictable nature of the Bogline
  36. >they decide which stars evolve into super novas to keep the galaxy balanced
  37. >maintain the Van Allen radiation bog to keep us safe from solar flares
  38. >there is a light illusion on Mount Rushmore hiding the faces of the Bogdanoffs
  39. >the ancient chinese were the first to find evidence pointing to the brothers
  40. >the research bases in Antarctica lead to the secret Bogpill factory
  41. >rumor says that the Bogdanoffs instantly learned the entire wikipedia after accidentally connecting a neuron ending to the internet
  42. >they were the ones to activate Yellowstone Volcano
  43. >prophet Baba Bogda wrote "The Great Bogulation", where the Bogdanoffs themselves descend Earth to pick the chosen ones
  44. >the Illuminati conspiracy cards predicted all the events caused by the Bogdanoffs to this day
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