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- >Rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
- >In contact with aliens
- >Rumoured to possess psychic abilities
- >Control france with an iron fist
- >Own castles and banks all over the world
- >Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
- >Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
- >Own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
- >Published theoretical physics papers in scientific journals over 200 years ahead of their time. Scientists are still unable to understand the complexities of their research.
- >First designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
- >Both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
- >Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
- >These are the Bogdanoff twins
- >They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
- >You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
- >The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
- >They learned fluent French in under a week
- >Saved Europe from destruction with a single phone call
- >Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
- >The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
- >God was challenged by the Bogdanoffs and lost
- >Bogdanoffs replace the fabric of the cosmos with high-energy Boggs Hison particles
- >they break the maximum entropy state, giving birth to the Big Bog
- >universe is separated into 7 layers of information
- >we only have access to the first layer, and have only heard about 4
- >first dinosaur bones were found by the Bogdanoffs
- >managed to build the first quantum computer, which they sold to only a handful of trusted members of the Bogda Council
- >they travel through the nonlinear arrow of time to clean the layers from time to time
- >in control of butterfly effect and string theory
- >able to open and close the tectonic plates at any time
- >kickstarted Project Manhattan
- >own almost all the satellites that circle Earth
- >host intelligence olympics every century. Albert Einstein was the last competitor and was never seen again
- >scientists from all corners of the world warn against the unpredictable nature of the Bogline
- >they decide which stars evolve into super novas to keep the galaxy balanced
- >maintain the Van Allen radiation bog to keep us safe from solar flares
- >there is a light illusion on Mount Rushmore hiding the faces of the Bogdanoffs
- >the ancient chinese were the first to find evidence pointing to the brothers
- >the research bases in Antarctica lead to the secret Bogpill factory
- >rumor says that the Bogdanoffs instantly learned the entire wikipedia after accidentally connecting a neuron ending to the internet
- >they were the ones to activate Yellowstone Volcano
- >prophet Baba Bogda wrote "The Great Bogulation", where the Bogdanoffs themselves descend Earth to pick the chosen ones
- >the Illuminati conspiracy cards predicted all the events caused by the Bogdanoffs to this day
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